FabSwingers.com forum: When do you know it’s time..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

…to log out of Fab ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my phone dies.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Wait... We can do that? We can leave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait... We can do that? We can leave?

You can never leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait... We can do that? We can leave?

Don’t be silly, you can check out but you can never leave

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Welcome to the Hotel California!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too often. When you find your rolling your eyes at all the threads, when people are constantly irritating you…. That’s usually my cue to get the hell out of here. I always said I wouldn’t come back after the last time and I managed a whole 4.5 months

I came back because of someone else and then I enjoyed the distraction but finding it wearing again already

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

For me, it’s when I see the lpp starting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking the advice from my role model, Crush;

"Well, you never really know, but when they know, you know, y'know?"

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Wait... We can do that? We can leave?

It’s true!

I left for ages, my leaving is obvious on account of me still being here

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

It approaches many a time, but hide and see, one day it will just happen

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I don't log out.

I close the page/tab or delete.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"For me, it’s when I see the lpp starting. "

On someone you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends. When did you last time eat, drink or showered? If answer is more than one day - you are good to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends. When did you last time eat, drink or showered? If answer is more than one day - you are good to go. "

About 2 months ago

help me ...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

You can do that

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By *iker babe 777Couple
over a year ago

Plymouth

When your having a meet ? Lol bit rude to be on your phone then I guess

In all seriousness we don’t log out , just interact a little less , just pop on mooch incognito style but when feel like getting back into the swing of it , pick it up like an old friend x

Swings and roundabouts

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

It's kinda building up....

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When all the cocks disappear

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"…to log out of Fab ? "

When the countdown clock goes "bee do, bee do, bippidy bop, BOO!"

Mrs TMN x

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

When the clunge stops landing in my inbox

Thankfully that rarely happens

#clungelife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the clunge stops landing in my inbox

Thankfully that rarely happens

#clungelife"

You must have a nice landing net

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By *ogerroger69Man
over a year ago

West Yorks

To start inviting guys round to fuck your wife....

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

When I'm bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…to log out of Fab ? "

When you find yourself getting annoyed...

I hope you mean log out and not delete because you ain't leaving me here alone lol

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"When the clunge stops landing in my inbox

Thankfully that rarely happens

#clungelife

You must have a nice landing net

I’m often baffled why so many men have trouble with fab, I literally can’t move in here. I am penned in by pussy, caged by clunge, trapped by twat. I literally have to tunnel through fanny to get out. And don’t talk to me about tits! My god!! You ladies think you have problems with tits, you only have one pair to deal with, I have a bevy of bosoms, a mountain of mammaries, a basket of boobs to wade through every morning.

I probably need staff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When the clunge stops landing in my inbox

Thankfully that rarely happens

#clungelife

You must have a nice landing net

I probably need staff "

I thought it was only me who had that problem, it must be a Devon bloke thang.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Welcome to the hotel Can I Bone Yer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Arguing with a cock avatar about the merits of string theory.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

If we're talking for good, I think it's when you stop laughing, when you instead of bringing you together with other people you find yourself really starting to dislike humankind and not wanting much to do with people. When you don't know who you are anymore or what you want from life but you know you aint finding it here.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"When the clunge stops landing in my inbox

Thankfully that rarely happens

#clungelife

You must have a nice landing net

I probably need staff

I thought it was only me who had that problem, it must be a Devon bloke thang. "

It’s probably our wellies (note spelling)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If we're talking for good, I think it's when you stop laughing, when you instead of bringing you together with other people you find yourself really starting to dislike humankind and not wanting much to do with people. When you don't know who you are anymore or what you want from life but you know you aint finding it here."

I mean just logging out, unlos I just bugger off out the back door and hope no one has noticed.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Arguing with a cock avatar about the merits of string theory."

Banjo string?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I mean just logging out, unlos I just bugger off out the back door and hope no one has noticed. "

I was projecting somewhat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I can’t keep my eyes open any longer I fallen asleep & still been logged in tho

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman
over a year ago

Literally when the (couple) you made plans with blocks you that’s when I know fab just isn’t for everyone

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By *orace pinkerMan
over a year ago

North west

I never log out, if I'm not using it and not active, then it will register as not online

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Today could be the day

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Today could be the day

Don't threaten us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today could be the day

Is this a blac*kmail ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today could be the day

Don't threaten us! "

Snap

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Today could be the day

Don't threaten us!

Snap"

have you seen this place today

I need a drink

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

When completely bored of the current forum fodder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today could be the day

Don't threaten us!

Snap

have you seen this place today

I need a drink

You need rainbow sunglasses like mine. I'll snap a pic when it's a sunny day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I see that the lounge is full of....Actually I cant be arsed.

Frequently recently is the answer

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m super excited today because I’m having a new puppy. I want to share that joy but everyone on the forums is like “meh, whatever”.

So I’m telling everyone here : I’m having a new puppy!!!!!!!

Now I’ll log out of Fab (for an hour or two)

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’m super excited today because I’m having a new puppy. I want to share that joy but everyone on the forums is like “meh, whatever”.

So I’m telling everyone here : I’m having a new puppy!!!!!!!

Now I’ll log out of Fab (for an hour or two)

Best news ever!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’m super excited today because I’m having a new puppy. I want to share that joy but everyone on the forums is like “meh, whatever”.

So I’m telling everyone here : I’m having a new puppy!!!!!!!

Now I’ll log out of Fab (for an hour or two)

Yay! Your heart will burst with love today

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

When my eyes hurt

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’m super excited today because I’m having a new puppy. I want to share that joy but everyone on the forums is like “meh, whatever”.

So I’m telling everyone here : I’m having a new puppy!!!!!!!

Now I’ll log out of Fab (for an hour or two)

Best news ever! "

The puppy... Not you logging out...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I’m super excited today because I’m having a new puppy. I want to share that joy but everyone on the forums is like “meh, whatever”.

So I’m telling everyone here : I’m having a new puppy!!!!!!!

Now I’ll log out of Fab (for an hour or two)

Oh that's very exciting! What puppy are you getting? I'm thinking of getting one myself, it will be easier than a baby.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I’m super excited today because I’m having a new puppy. I want to share that joy but everyone on the forums is like “meh, whatever”.

So I’m telling everyone here : I’m having a new puppy!!!!!!!

Now I’ll log out of Fab (for an hour or two)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way the foerm has been this morning, my reckoning is about 8 hours ago!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I’m super excited today because I’m having a new puppy. I want to share that joy but everyone on the forums is like “meh, whatever”.

So I’m telling everyone here : I’m having a new puppy!!!!!!!

Now I’ll log out of Fab (for an hour or two)

Oh that's very exciting! What puppy are you getting? I'm thinking of getting one myself, it will be easier than a baby.

It’s a female Alsatian cross. She looks like a fluffy bear cub.

puppy training and potty training run very close on the stressometer Meli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m super excited today because I’m having a new puppy. I want to share that joy but everyone on the forums is like “meh, whatever”.

So I’m telling everyone here : I’m having a new puppy!!!!!!!

Now I’ll log out of Fab (for an hour or two)

Hurrah for puppies. So much joy

hope you find a suitable name

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Usually before 11pm and all the guys get home from the pub.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When the tips of my fingers are bleeding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardly use it these days

Feels like such a waste of time now we can actually do stuff

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I’m super excited today because I’m having a new puppy. I want to share that joy but everyone on the forums is like “meh, whatever”.

So I’m telling everyone here : I’m having a new puppy!!!!!!!

Now I’ll log out of Fab (for an hour or two)

Oh that's very exciting! What puppy are you getting? I'm thinking of getting one myself, it will be easier than a baby.

No. They are not Meli.

They take up much more of your time and if you think i'm talking bollocks ask me...

They never leave.

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"I’m super excited today because I’m having a new puppy. I want to share that joy but everyone on the forums is like “meh, whatever”.

So I’m telling everyone here : I’m having a new puppy!!!!!!!

Now I’ll log out of Fab (for an hour or two)

Congratulations. I love puppies.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

U can check out any time u like .but u can never leave .x

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"For me, it’s when I see the lpp starting.

On someone you like?"

No, someone else lol

Long story x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crossed my mind today. It's been an odd day on here!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Crossed my mind today. It's been an odd day on here! "

Don’t you dare missy! x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Crossed my mind today. It's been an odd day on here!

Don’t you dare missy! x"

What she said ^ Don't leave

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

When a woman looks at my face and says “you are the armchair I have been looking for”

Then I will be gone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can feel yourself getting annoyed at the drivel in your inbox…such as “you’ve got big tits, you’re obviously really naughty”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crossed my mind today. It's been an odd day on here! "

What Have I missed?! actually don't answer that, don't need the downer too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I’m not drinking

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I do it often. Gets a bit samey after a while and boring so I get myself back out in the real world x

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

You can log out?

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

When the toxicity hits high levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crossed my mind today. It's been an odd day on here!

Don’t you dare missy! x

What she said ^ Don't leave

No no I'm not. I should have worded that better. I just had the thought of why am I here earlier today after reading the crap that is the forums today. X

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I have to walk away when i see the narcissists trying to take over the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually when I start to contemplate why I'm even here.

Today was one of those days but a good friend helped - thank god for friends eh?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

In a nutshell, when it stops being fun - something I have been finding more and more lately

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Do you mean forever? If so, as GM says, when it stops being fun.

If you mean log out and go and do something else then I really don’t have an issue with that. I can keep away for a long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never.

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