FabSwingers.com forum: chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are the best and worst chat up lines you have used/recieved.

Did they work

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"My love for you is like diarehha. I can't hold it in."

Surprisingly enough it didn't work

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You look like a six ring doughnut girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look like a six ring doughnut girl"

that works with me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cute and sassy

I visited south devon and was assured i had seen everything worth seeing . . . Now i discover i was lied to . . . I never saw you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven... Lol

Was so cringe, especially when I was wearing fishnets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your legs must be tired, as you've been running through my mind all night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cute and sassy

I visited south devon and was assured i had seen everything worth seeing . . . Now i discover i was lied to . . . I never saw you"

too kind

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"'Scuse me, but does this hankie smell of chloroform?"

Think I've 17 in my cellar at last count, reminds me, must go feed and water them and decide who gets the honours tonight.....now where's my rohypnol......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eyes are like spanneds when I see them my nuts tighten

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come here often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out with the girls and while at the bar I acidently split my drink on hubbys t shirt sleeve. He looked at me and said...... Id rather you drink that than me wear it, so I sucked his t shirt... The rest is history

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Got this from a guy on here....You must work for Subway,youve just given me a foot long............pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No set rules, as how receptive I am is dependent on my mood.

When I am in the mood for some fun, a two same-word message with a face pic attached would catch my eyes.

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