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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On the menu tonight:

Diced Lamb seasoned in a mild aromatic curry spice.

Some afterglow warmth from simmering a fresh Scotch Bonnet chilli in olive oil.

Finely chopped onion with tomato puree for the sauce base. Then a vegetable stock added and a diced crisp green bell pepper. Then slow cooked until tender and the sauce clings to the lamb and served on a bed of lime infused rice.

I'll also be nude whilst doing so.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No"

So negative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the menu tonight:

Diced Lamb seasoned in a mild aromatic curry spice.

Some afterglow warmth from simmering a fresh Scotch Bonnet chilli in olive oil.

I'll also be nude whilst doing so.

Yes please, chap. Extra chilli for me please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No"

Well raspberries blown in your general direction.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Taunton

Are chips available instead of rice, I like traditional

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No

So negative "

Not at all don't like eating dinner with naked men

Your the negative one good night

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Yes I don’t like lamb but I could bring dessert

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No

Well raspberries blown in your general direction. "

Oh ok il come do I get a snog

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On the menu tonight:

Diced Lamb seasoned in a mild aromatic curry spice.

Some afterglow warmth from simmering a fresh Scotch Bonnet chilli in olive oil.

I'll also be nude whilst doing so.

Yes please, chap. Extra chilli for me please! "

Ah, you like it hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just eating fruit and salads at the moment so it would be a waste....and no, I'm not eating the sweet fruit salad before anyone asks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinner sounds nice but no way i want naked men. Im not that way sorry. Can i have a slutty wife instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are chips available instead of rice, I like traditional"

How common Sir. I cater for the sophisticated diner.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Taunton

"Are chips available instead of rice, I like traditional

How common Sir. I cater for the sophisticated diner. "

They can be triple cooked if it helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No

Well raspberries blown in your general direction.

Oh ok il come do I get a snog

Go on then, but pre meal. Otherwise you have to suffer curry breath

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are chips available instead of rice, I like traditional

How common Sir. I cater for the sophisticated diner.

They can be triple cooked if it helps"

No!! (stamps feet)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No

Well raspberries blown in your general direction.

Oh ok il come do I get a snog

Go on then, but pre meal. Otherwise you have to suffer curry breath

I don't mind xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dinner sounds nice but no way i want naked men. Im not that way sorry. Can i have a slutty wife instead

Change of plans. Its a nude dinner party.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Taunton

"Are chips available instead of rice, I like traditional

How common Sir. I cater for the sophisticated diner.

They can be triple cooked if it helps

No!! (stamps feet)"

Fair enough, farm foods frozen doner kebab again for me I guess

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Go careful naked and cooking with chilli.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No

Well raspberries blown in your general direction.

Oh ok il come do I get a snog

Go on then, but pre meal. Otherwise you have to suffer curry breath

I don't mind xxx"

You're very unfussy, so certainly make the guest list.

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By *ojobinksMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Are chips available instead of rice, I like traditional

How common Sir. I cater for the sophisticated diner.

They can be triple cooked if it helps

No!! (stamps feet)

Fair enough, farm foods frozen doner kebab again for me I guess"

Classy dining lol I’ll take the lamb please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I don’t like lamb but I could bring dessert

No, that's OK. Just bring you're delicious self.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are chips available instead of rice, I like traditional

How common Sir. I cater for the sophisticated diner.

They can be triple cooked if it helps

No!! (stamps feet)

Fair enough, farm foods frozen doner kebab again for me I guess"

Huff. I feel sorry for you now. Go on then, chips if you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So basically Lamb Curry and Rice then....

I'd come round though just for the entertainment when you forget about the chilli and touch a body part without thinking! Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go careful naked and cooking with chilli....."

Its only a problem if you suddenly get an itchy sack.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are chips available instead of rice, I like traditional

How common Sir. I cater for the sophisticated diner.

They can be triple cooked if it helps

No!! (stamps feet)

Fair enough, farm foods frozen doner kebab again for me I guess

Classy dining lol I’ll take the lamb please

So long as you bring a bottle and don't steal all the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dinner sounds nice but no way i want naked men. Im not that way sorry. Can i have a slutty wife instead

So long as she brings a slutty single gf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many can u cater for ?

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By *ojobinksMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Are chips available instead of rice, I like traditional

How common Sir. I cater for the sophisticated diner.

They can be triple cooked if it helps

No!! (stamps feet)

Fair enough, farm foods frozen doner kebab again for me I guess

Classy dining lol I’ll take the lamb please

So long as you bring a bottle and don't steal all the ladies.

I’m not greedy, I was always taught to share, one is suffice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So basically Lamb Curry and Rice then....

I'd come round though just for the entertainment when you forget about the chilli and touch a body part without thinking! Ha ha

"Basically Lamb Curry"

You've never had me cook it for you. You madam, haven't lived.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many can u cater for ?

Only myself, you and your boobs. My cats can chase any other gatecrashers away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So basically Lamb Curry and Rice then....

I'd come round though just for the entertainment when you forget about the chilli and touch a body part without thinking! Ha ha

"Basically Lamb Curry"

You've never had me cook it for you. You madam, haven't lived.

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the menu tonight:

Diced Lamb seasoned in a mild aromatic curry spice.

Some afterglow warmth from simmering a fresh Scotch Bonnet chilli in olive oil.

I'll also be nude whilst doing so.

yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are chips available instead of rice, I like traditional

How common Sir. I cater for the sophisticated diner.

They can be triple cooked if it helps

No!! (stamps feet)

Fair enough, farm foods frozen doner kebab again for me I guess

Classy dining lol I’ll take the lamb please

So long as you bring a bottle and don't steal all the ladies.

I’m not greedy, I was always taught to share, one is suffice

In that case you're invited.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So basically Lamb Curry and Rice then....

I'd come round though just for the entertainment when you forget about the chilli and touch a body part without thinking! Ha ha

"Basically Lamb Curry"

You've never had me cook it for you. You madam, haven't lived.

Ha ha

Eye fluttering won't help you now. Your rudeness has been noted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On the menu tonight:

Diced Lamb seasoned in a mild aromatic curry spice.

Some afterglow warmth from simmering a fresh Scotch Bonnet chilli in olive oil.

I'll also be nude whilst doing so.

yes please"

"Yes please" to the meal, myself being nude, or both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many can u cater for ?

Should be plenty of sauce for those huge cannons. Tally ho!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So basically Lamb Curry and Rice then....

I'd come round though just for the entertainment when you forget about the chilli and touch a body part without thinking! Ha ha

"Basically Lamb Curry"

You've never had me cook it for you. You madam, haven't lived.

Ha ha

Eye fluttering won't help you now. Your rudeness has been noted.

I'm never rude to anyone, and trust me my eyes work wonders ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So basically Lamb Curry and Rice then....

I'd come round though just for the entertainment when you forget about the chilli and touch a body part without thinking! Ha ha

"Basically Lamb Curry"

You've never had me cook it for you. You madam, haven't lived.

Ha ha

Eye fluttering won't help you now. Your rudeness has been noted.

I'm never rude to anyone, and trust me my eyes work wonders ha ha

No way, I've read fabled stories of sexy women who can pleasure a man with only their eyes. So its only fair to reciprocate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the menu tonight:

Diced Lamb seasoned in a mild aromatic curry spice.

Some afterglow warmth from simmering a fresh Scotch Bonnet chilli in olive oil.

I'll also be nude whilst doing so.

yes please

"Yes please" to the meal, myself being nude, or both.

meal lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"So basically Lamb Curry and Rice then....

I'd come round though just for the entertainment when you forget about the chilli and touch a body part without thinking! Ha ha

"Basically Lamb Curry"

You've never had me cook it for you. You madam, haven't lived.

Ha ha

Eye fluttering won't help you now. Your rudeness has been noted.

I'm never rude to anyone, and trust me my eyes work wonders ha ha

Yes they do . I know and he needs to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On the menu tonight:

Diced Lamb seasoned in a mild aromatic curry spice.

Some afterglow warmth from simmering a fresh Scotch Bonnet chilli in olive oil.

I'll also be nude whilst doing so.

yes please

"Yes please" to the meal, myself being nude, or both.

meal lol"

Oh,...... OK.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So basically Lamb Curry and Rice then....

I'd come round though just for the entertainment when you forget about the chilli and touch a body part without thinking! Ha ha

"Basically Lamb Curry"

You've never had me cook it for you. You madam, haven't lived.

Ha ha

Eye fluttering won't help you now. Your rudeness has been noted.

I'm never rude to anyone, and trust me my eyes work wonders ha ha

Yes they do . I know and he needs to know

Good greif, what the heck does this Lady do with them.

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