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Product reviews: A review - What we know so far! Volume: 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who are these people who write product reviews based on how long they took to arrive, one star, then you read it and it’s them moaning about how long they took to get it but actually the products pretty good, review the product!

Then you have them people who review it and say I haven’t opened the box but it looks good, 5 stars, again you’re helping no one. Or the people who give it one star cause they ordered the wrong size or colour, you are helping no one. Or those that say they will review again in a month and never did, when I’ve been waiting on tender hooks.

I have reviewed products, you’ve probably read them, you might have thought the style was Familiar, Yep that was me, if you pissed yourself at an omelette maker review, guess who ?!

So are you one of these people, if you are, what are you doing, have you written a product review, have you met anyone who’s written a product review, if you have what did you review, how many stars did you give it, what motivated you to give up your time to write a review when you could have been doing some thing more fun like organising a seize fire at paintball or abseiling at the model village, or is the nearest we will ever come to getting a novel published ?!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m giving this thread 3 stars.

I’ll pop back later and see if the quality has improved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only ever review on TripAdvisor, and only ever when it's exceptional. Merely for the fact it saddens me to see some jumped up keyboard warrior give unreasonable (even if justified in their eyes) feedback to what is an exceptional establishment.

I stayed in an awful airBNB once (so bad it needed addressing), but the owner was so accomodating making the arrangents it would be unfair to throw her under the bus, so I mailed a page worth of issues directly (honestly, it was that bad I contemplated sleeping in the car, then remembered I don't really give a fuck!)

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I’m giving this thread 3 stars.

I’ll pop back later and see if the quality has improved "

Thread over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m giving this thread 3 stars.

I’ll pop back later and see if the quality has improved "

I’d say it’s a solid 4, but some people will be along shortly to give it 2 stars cause they’ve only just got it now.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ohh I have an omelette maker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who writes a review for a butt plug, ‘It went into my arse!’ 4 stars. 4 stars what else did you want it to do ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohh I have an omelette maker "

Bet you bought off the back of my review.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Ohh I have an omelette maker

Bet you bought off the back of my review. "

You made it impossible to resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do yourself a favour and read the reviews on Amazon for Veet hair remover for men if you haven't already.

There's comedy gold in there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lads reviewed me on trip advisor once...Nice lady, can't cook

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Never done a review but read a few…. some are so long, going on about packaging, the quality of the box, how secure it is, I’ve normally lost interest before they get around to describing the toy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only ever review on TripAdvisor, and only ever when it's exceptional. Merely for the fact it saddens me to see some jumped up keyboard warrior give unreasonable (even if justified in their eyes) feedback to what is an exceptional establishment.

I stayed in an awful airBNB once (so bad it needed addressing), but the owner was so accomodating making the arrangents it would be unfair to throw her under the bus, so I mailed a page worth of issues directly (honestly, it was that bad I contemplated sleeping in the car, then remembered I don't really give a fuck!) "

It’s like you can write job reviews, I’ve worked at the same place I’ve read reviews and it’s like they were talking about a different place, why don’t they just be honest and admit they just don’t to work. ‘I had to go in and move things about, when really they should paid me to do fuck all at home, so unfair!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have written many product reviews and one reason was about writing something that other people would read. I've even been one of Amazon's 'special' reviewers.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

4 in a bed....... don't get me started.

the way they go ...... There were birds singing outside.... couldn't sleep giving 3 marks. Wouldn't stay again. Or the sausages weren't homemade..... so I have to knock off 5 points.

They didn't speak to me over breakfast.

I can remember me n my daughter DYING for the bloody proprietor to go away so we could talk. She sat opposite and stayed through breakfast chatting and we didn't want to chat to her.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Thread arrived very quickly, loaded it to show my twin sister, so no clue if it's any good. 5 stars, based on speed, during the rush hour!

It's like dial a dimwit on many reviews, people rating things they gave away as gifts and they've no clue.

More rating of reviews is needed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who writes a review for a butt plug, ‘It went into my arse!’ 4 stars. 4 stars what else did you want it to do ?! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 in a bed....... don't get me started.

the way they go ...... There were birds singing outside.... couldn't sleep giving 3 marks. Wouldn't stay again. Or the sausages weren't homemade..... so I have to knock off 5 points.

They didn't speak to me over breakfast.

I can remember me n my daughter DYING for the bloody proprietor to go away so we could talk. She sat opposite and stayed through breakfast chatting and we didn't want to chat to her.

"

I fucking love that show but lord, it pisses me off! People are so fucking petty!

*fingers the toilet under the rim to find a pube* 2/10 for hygiene

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By *orace pinkerMan
over a year ago

North west

1 star that's only because you don't do the same thread every day

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I like the satirical reviews, such as Bic pens for ladies - piss funny.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm looking for a muffin maker

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

I can’t comment as I did not buy this item.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I'm looking for a muffin maker "

Aren’t we all .. ohh you mean real muffins

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I once started reading lime reviews on the waitrose website by accident. Dear lord. Who the fuck reviews a lime?!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once started reading lime reviews on the waitrose website by accident. Dear lord. Who the fuck reviews a lime?!

Mrs TMN x"

Or avocados

‘These avocados are shit, same fucking toy every time, I’ve got enough wood balls to last a lifetime, can’t the makers of avocados think of something else to put inside ?!’

2 stars.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I once started reading lime reviews on the waitrose website by accident. Dear lord. Who the fuck reviews a lime?!

Mrs TMN x

Or avocados

‘These avocados are shit, same fucking toy every time, I’ve got enough wood balls to last a lifetime, can’t the makers of avocados think of something else to put inside ?!’

2 stars. "

Recycling your jokes? Thin end of the wedge...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once started reading lime reviews on the waitrose website by accident. Dear lord. Who the fuck reviews a lime?!

Mrs TMN x

Or avocados

‘These avocados are shit, same fucking toy every time, I’ve got enough wood balls to last a lifetime, can’t the makers of avocados think of something else to put inside ?!’

2 stars.

Recycling your jokes? Thin end of the wedge... "

Is this a review ?

Any who, there’s new people on here who haven’t seen all of my 5 jokes on heavy rotation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohh I have an omelette maker

Bet you bought off the back of my review. "

Bet you bought off the back of my recommendation!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohh I have an omelette maker

Bet you bought off the back of my review.

Bet you bought off the back of my recommendation! "

You know it!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

My 'favourites' are those that say things like "five stars, arrived really quickly. Haven't opened it yet".

Like, cheers?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Ohh I have an omelette maker "

We call them frying pans where I’m from.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm unhappy with the delivery of this thread. My butler couldn't get the OP all on one page so I didn't have to waste energy scrolling.

1* - I'd give no stars, if that was an option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reviewed something earlier because I felt like it deserved it. Was an awesome product. Was Arabica coffee exfoliating scrub and it makes your skin so soft and gives you a hint of a tan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I reviewed something earlier because I felt like it deserved it. Was an awesome product. Was Arabica coffee exfoliating scrub and it makes your skin so soft and gives you a hint of a tan. "

*Adds to basket*

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I once started reading lime reviews on the waitrose website by accident. Dear lord. Who the fuck reviews a lime?!

Mrs TMN x

Or avocados

‘These avocados are shit, same fucking toy every time, I’ve got enough wood balls to last a lifetime, can’t the makers of avocados think of something else to put inside ?!’

2 stars.

Recycling your jokes? Thin end of the wedge...

Is this a review ?

Any who, there’s new people on here who haven’t seen all of my 5 jokes on heavy rotation. "

Apologies, this old fart will keep schtum and let the younguns admire your witty bants

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I've not done any product reviews but have done lots on TripAdvisor and a few on AirBnB.

Some reviews are strange. Giving bad reviews to outdoor attractions because it rained...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reviewed something earlier because I felt like it deserved it. Was an awesome product. Was Arabica coffee exfoliating scrub and it makes your skin so soft and gives you a hint of a tan.

*Adds to basket*"

Be careful with it though, the top layer of your skin literally goes down the plug hole!

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

My friend's husband wrote a hilarious review for a toilet related product on Amazon, it went viral. Amazon sellers then sent him a shitload of free stuff in the hope that he would write reviews for them, it was crazy.

K

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

arabella cabernet sauvignon was my last review a nice drop very smooth.

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