FabSwingers.com forum: Sexual Creativity

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks: It’s time to get sexually creative!

I’m going to list three items below and all you have to do is describe how you’d incorporate them into a sexual scenario with the person directly above you. Simples

The three items I have chosen for today’s debauchery are as follows:

1. A can of squirty cream

2. A 1970’s Space Hopper

and finally,

3: A toilet U-Bend

The more imaginative the better and there’s a prize of a signed (well….forged then) photo of Beaker from The Muppets (which is admittedly a bit soiled after I tributed it earlier - sorry about that) for the most creative.

Off you go

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here goes.

For some weird reason I'm at your house and you are in the bathroom when I hear a shout. I come into the bathroom and you're naked on your knees with your arse towards me.

"My nipple ring fell in the toilet as I flushed and now I've got my hand stuck in the U-bend," you say.

I leave the bathroom and upon entering the kitchen spy a can of squirty cream. In the hall is a space hopper. An idea comes to mind.

Back in the bathroom I undress and sit on the space hopper. I take the top of the cream and point it towards ...

Do you want me to continue?!