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By *gent Coulson OP   Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A fly called a fly??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fly called a fly??"
because it flies

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Which kinda fly?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

'Banana' was already taken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Banana' was already taken. "

That's where fruit flies came in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because dirty, annoying, shit loving, food ruining cunt was already taken........by my ex-wife.

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By *gent Coulson OP   Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Which kinda fly?"
the kind that buzzes around your lounge and smacks it head against the glass

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle


"Because dirty, annoying, shit loving, food ruining cunt was already taken........by my ex-wife."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you shoo them away and shout: Fly! Fly off!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Because dirty, annoying, shit loving, food ruining cunt was already taken........by my ex-wife."

I nearly ch*ked on my apple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old English fleoge "a fly, winged insect"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because dirty, annoying, shit loving, food ruining cunt was already taken........by my ex-wife.

I nearly ch*ked on my apple! "

I'll happily give you the heimlich maneuver.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Because dirty, annoying, shit loving, food ruining cunt was already taken........by my ex-wife.

I nearly ch*ked on my apple!

I'll happily give you the heimlich maneuver."

How quickly can you be here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because dirty, annoying, shit loving, food ruining cunt was already taken........by my ex-wife.

I nearly ch*ked on my apple!

I'll happily give you the heimlich maneuver.

How quickly can you be here? "

I'll be honest, I lag a bit behind the proper emergency services but if you're still breathing when I get there, I promise to give a good grope.

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington


"A fly called a fly??"

Because it flys? Sounds better than "lands on shit".

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've got 3 of the little fuckers buzzing around and they just won't fuck off out the door which is wide open.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Because they sound like a zip going down

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

What do call a fly with no wings?

A walk

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