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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has anyone tried the teapot!?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Has anyone tried the teapot!?

Why does it smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more of a coffee man myself!

Oh - THAT teapot!!!!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

as in the girl sings

I'm a little teapot,

Short and stout,

Here is my handle,

Here is my spout,

When I get all steamed up,

Hear me shout,

Bend me over and sort me out !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

er whats that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The what? "

Google, sex position...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone tried the teapot!?

Is that like when you piss in a woman's pussy from behind and it comes out of her mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 sugars please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the first to say , even I dont think ur fannys that big Fanny! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all i can think is why would you?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

If someone wouldn't mind googling it and reporting back please as I'm smoking kippers for tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be the first to say , even I dont think ur fannys that big Fanny! xxx

Thanks...I think!? Lol

Just wondering how the hell it's possible???

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'll be the first to say , even I dont think ur fannys that big Fanny! xxx

Don't think fannies are involved honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just Googled it - Jesus Christ NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With ma nuts that would bloody well hurt!!!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"If someone wouldn't mind googling it and reporting back please as I'm smoking kippers for tea"
have you ever considered cognitive therapy to help you with your kipper fixation

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Still googling and finding out all sorts of things in the urban dictionary... but still not 100% sure re the teapot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone wouldn't mind googling it and reporting back please as I'm smoking kippers for teahave you ever considered cognitive therapy to help you with your kipper fixation

LMFAO!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still googling and finding out all sorts of things in the urban dictionary... but still not 100% sure re the teapot...

Love at the end on there... I gave her a teapot and painted her back white ... Things you read while puttin the kids to bed

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot.

I gave her a teapot and painted her back white.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

pmsl, thats funniest sex position I've heard of!

quote 'sometimes the male makes a whistling sound'

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"If someone wouldn't mind googling it and reporting back please as I'm smoking kippers for teahave you ever considered cognitive therapy to help you with your kipper fixation

LMFAO!!!!!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot.

I gave her a teapot and painted her back white.

Ah you beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my man would be more than whistling!

lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"If someone wouldn't mind googling it and reporting back please as I'm smoking kippers for teahave you ever considered cognitive therapy to help you with your kipper fixation

I need something it's becoming a curse. Trouble is all the best therapists are from Harley Street and they are so pretentious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay, hands up who's going to give 'The Teapot' a try this weekend....????

Wot? No takers?????? You lot do surprise me.......

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"If someone wouldn't mind googling it and reporting back please as I'm smoking kippers for teahave you ever considered cognitive therapy to help you with your kipper fixation

I need something it's becoming a curse. Trouble is all the best therapists are from Harley Street and they are so pretentious"
but cognitive therapy is so good for you,i think you should splash out and try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to google it. wft? just as well i was using incognito browsing on chrome

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

keith lemon has a lot to answer for lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite the same as tea-bagging is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i totally dont get it, what am i typing into google?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not quite the same as tea-bagging is it

Teabagging with a twist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i totally dont get it, what am i typing into google?"

Don't go there!

Be afraid - be very afraid!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i totally dont get it, what am i typing into google?

Don't go there!

Be afraid - be very afraid!!!!

ok ive just read it.. no fucker is trying that with me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i totally dont get it, what am i typing into google?

Don't go there!

Be afraid - be very afraid!!!!

Afraid? That don't even come close!!!! OUCH!!!!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"If someone wouldn't mind googling it and reporting back please as I'm smoking kippers for teahave you ever considered cognitive therapy to help you with your kipper fixation

I need something it's becoming a curse. Trouble is all the best therapists are from Harley Street and they are so pretentiousbut cognitive therapy is so good for you,i think you should splash out and try it

mums the word

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"i totally dont get it, what am i typing into google?

Don't go there!

Be afraid - be very afraid!!!!

ok ive just read it.. no fucker is trying that with me lol"

Cute don't be a party pooper

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

when has a teapot "whistled"?...

kept it warm under the teacosy before, but I know kettles do whistle,

but never owned a teapot that did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could not fond anything online about The Teapot. I did the Dirty Piston... now I feel ill!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm shocked that no one has tried it!? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could not fond anything online about The Teapot. I did the Dirty Piston... now I feel ill!

The Angry Pirate still makes me chuckle

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

why would he wistle??

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Surely it should be the pistachio crushed nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm shocked that no one has tried it!? Lol

Or just that no one's 'admitted' to trying it!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I gave her a teapot and painted her back white.

Hmmmm... Urban dictionary gave me a slightly different variation when I searched that for "the teapot"

Cant copy n paste it though cause I'm on my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way I could try this - as soon as I read the definition my balls disappeared up into the protection of my groin.

I don't think they'll come back down until I've read something nicer.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

fucking nutty idea

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I think we may have found the explanation for the expression on Ryans cock!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I think we may have found the explanation for the expression on Ryans cock!!!

If I had the slightest clue what was going on I might agree. I googled it and came up with pictures of Tetley Tea Folk in flat caps !

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