FabSwingers.com forum: what ever you do please dont post a lie about the person above !!

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

this nonsense must end

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"this nonsense must end

Sam shows a very unusual interest in kippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once wrote a 40 page preamble on the Norwegian Shipping industry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is bass player in British jazz/funk/soul band Incognito

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Is bass player in British jazz/funk/soul band Incognito"

Isn't actually a couple!

Is a woman called Nora who has hands growing from her tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gets all his pics off Google

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Noooooooo everyone please stop before someone gets upset with me for it going on to long

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

once was in a boy band and had a top 3 hit in mongolia with "my fermented mares milk brings all the girls to the steep"

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

is unable to drive in any village that has a "******* welcomes careful drivers" sign

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

has the longest profile on Fab - takes a speed reader 20 minutes to get through it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Has a part time job as a Tattie-Bogle on his uncles farm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i will post the truth about the user above me then

he's a cock

i mean, he has a cock

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

has a part time job as a model for the speciality ice creams in her local parlor

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

steals the teabags from the local transport cafe and drys them out to reuse them for social meetings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steals electrical items, to order only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hides in the springwatch areas in the hope that Kate Humble will examine his Mexican hairless.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

His premature ejaculation problem is so bad Derek ocorah saw it coming..

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

He came - He saw - but all the ladies ran away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't a true scotsman as he has undies made from steel wool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant drive at all !!!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Tells everyone he is going on a mini cruise

It's only the Mersey ferry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Santa for M & S .. currently looking to round up some little elves

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Has crafted a bikini from a translucent shower curtain the sea shell patterns are strategically placed to cover her bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some amazonian tribespeople believe his pubic thatch will bring about the end of the world. Quite how they do not say.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Some amazonian tribespeople believe his pubic thatch will bring about the end of the world. Quite how they do not say."

Can't stop repeating kippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Can't stop repeating kippers"

Noone can stop Kippers repeating...;-)

Has too much time on his hands... And sage n onion... Them chickens dont stuff emselves...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is really a chicken farmer and has reported Ryan to the RSPCA

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

RSPCA groupie, often makes bogus calls claiming sheep worrying is happening at the Trafford centre.

Loves the uniforms and secretly watches from the balcony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a cheek to talk about sheep worrying,he runs around in a latex catsuit with wellies and velcro gloves

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Scrapes moss from shed roofs and eats it in sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scrapes moss from shed roofs and eats it in sandwiches"

Uses his curling tongs to make sandwiches for the East Coast Line...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a collection the last hair to fall from Elton John's head.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Has the full collection of blue peter annual,.. makes presents for meets, out of sticky backed plastic and straws..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes tits (gotta be true)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha these are so funny!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"haha these are so funny!"

The previous 10 threads are the real classics

Makes bogey omelettes for lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha these are so funny!

The previous 10 threads are the real classics

Makes bogey omelettes for lunch"
doesn't travel much as he gets a nose bleed if he ventures outside the M25

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Collects Barby dolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Collects Barby dolls"

Is a model for Ken dolls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once thought a tiny tears doll was a midget watersports sex doll

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Currently scoffing a bogey omelette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoys shouting bogeys in the middle of public places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is an avid collector of boy/girl band figures

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Bogeys!!!!

Eats his own hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assure you im all woman!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I assure you im all woman!!"

Gives a crap blowie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lives by the parody famed of Kenneth Williams *oooooh matron!!!!!*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is really a leather clad hells angel with a Harley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is really a leather clad hells angel with a Harley

I ride a Buell lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is really a leather clad hells angel with a Harley

I ride a Buell lol

or a bottle

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Loves a screaming eagle too

Once lost a tag team match to big daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is big daddy's stunt double.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is jean claud van damme and julian clary's love child

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

His little truck is a tonka toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He cocked his eye,then she cocked her eye,and there they were,cockeyed

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Recently bought an internet product guaranteed to make things grow... ....

Rubbed miracle grow on his undies.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He rubbed it on the wrong side and now has a rectum that resembles one of saturns rings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pedals up and down the street on a kids Massey ferguson tractor shouting MEEP MEEP at passers by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's the inconsiderate b#*@+?d in the tractor who continually holds up the traffic between aberdeen and peterhead every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a stunt double for the terminater

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Her porn name is carrie canyon

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

hes come back from the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the doctor told you to exercise with a dumbell,so you went for a walk with the person above you

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

the spider on the bathmat was so big he stayed there awaiting rescue

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Breeds giant bathroom spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The moths have eaten her outfit look!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Visually challenged

Who you calling a her

Grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

er dont get this whats is all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"er dont get this whats is all about

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you make up something that is utter rubbish about the person who posted before you,just a bit of fun and mickey taking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Visually challenged

Who you calling a her

Grrr"
spends so much time in the forums he hasn't had a meet in 2 years

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Just kicked his guide dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's the inconsiderate b#*@+?d in the tractor who continually holds up the traffic between aberdeen and peterhead every day

Gotta love windin up those lorry drivers for a change :p

Oh, and he once fought dirty..... He threw dog shit

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"He's the inconsiderate b#*@+?d in the tractor who continually holds up the traffic between aberdeen and peterhead every day

Gotta love windin up those lorry drivers for a change :p

Oh, and he once fought dirty..... He threw dog shit

It was that pesky guide dog

Believes they are the bizarre leader of an obscure religious cult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever those 2 meet they could put their heads together.

And make a fence

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Hates being left out, jealousy issues

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

is so polite even vicars love to have him

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Defrocked vicar in rehab

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

spent so long in rehab - people though he was on the staff

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

got his dick caught in a milk bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah and you were the milkman

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

prefers to suck his milk straight from the udder (sheeps milk of course - the highland coows are too fierce)

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Gets his dog to lick his bum clean....

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

likes Enemas so much - he drinks the washing fluid

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Drinks chocolate enemas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has forgotten to turn his avatar on its side...

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

The most intelligent and charming person on the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He must be sweating that's the first nice thing he has said

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Total reprobate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most intelligent and charming person on the site"

Still hasnt worked out that this is "tell a lie" thread...

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

"The most intelligent and charming person on the site

Still hasnt worked out that this is "tell a lie" thread...

But then the he was really talking about me!!!!!!

his tongue got so long they had to amputate his head to save the body

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is an ant farmer

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Eats ants for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loves dipping ants in bogies

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Loves dipping ants in bogies

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likes ants ti nip his dick for a thrill

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Prefers termites for lunch

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

has a very useful extra long tongue like an ant eater!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

lives in a cardboard box after selling her house to pay the legal bill after being sued by a well known store for using there name !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is so roughy toughy that he wipes his bottom with sand paper and then uses a vinegar bidet....What a hardman.....

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Wishes he wasn't allergic to soft bog roll

Where ya bin georgey?

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"lives in a cardboard box after selling her house to pay the legal bill after being sued by a well known store for using there name !

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No im suing them for using my name!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Wishes he wasn't allergic to soft bog roll

Where ya bin georgey?"
georgys been on a one man tour of the working mens clubs,a poor mans version of blues bros tribute act,arrives in a Ford ka

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

new user name AGENTPRIMARK

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Primani dear

Licks the slime off slugs in the mistaken belief that it is hallucinogenic like cane toads

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Primani dear

Licks the slime off slugs in the mistaken belief that it is hallucinogenic like cane toads"
uses slug slime as lube

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Primani dear

Licks the slime off slugs in the mistaken belief that it is hallucinogenic like cane toads uses slug slime as lube"
owns a handbag toad instead of a chiuhuaha

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Primani dear

Licks the slime off slugs in the mistaken belief that it is hallucinogenic like cane toads uses slug slime as lube owns a handbag toad instead of a chiuhuaha"
she is my handbag toad

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Sells handbag toads mail order

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Sells handbag toads mail order

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has opened a toad handbag shop in essex

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Sells handbag toads mail order

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stopped selling em cos they were always dried out when they got there

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Sued for selling faulty merchandise

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is a toad taxidermist

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I love stuffing them

Buys stuffed toads for Christmas presents

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

PB likes to tie heluim balloons to his cock in order to mainatain an erection..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love stuffing them

Buys stuffed toads for Christmas presents"
shaves moles to obtain matter to glue to his chin in lieu.......

Ere n there m8 ere n there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" PB likes to tie heluim balloons to his cock in order to mainatain an erection.."

Carries an industrial cannister of helium whenever she meets PB.....

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Can't wait for Santa to slide down his chimney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only sends toads as presents cause they are cheap

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

got a load of toads from africa cos they were going cheep..... turned out they were actually budgies..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has not left her front room for nearly 3 yrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has not left her front room for nearly 3 yrs

Derby in the premier league next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a threesome with Carolyn Still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this nonsense must end

Thinks Trumpton is his biography...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Recently when playing darts hit a bulls eye..,,

that farmer ain't happy..

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

thought he was playing darts aiming at a naughty picture - but ran away when he hit the bulls eye and she screamed

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

sells tourists maps of scotland in wales

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Arrested after stealing a vibrator from Ann summers...

She says she only did it for the buzz..

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

You know that pic of the busty babe in the nurses outfit in Ann summers window?

That's johnsoda that is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's vogue magazines next cover model

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Just been seen leaving train spotters anonymous in his new anorak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought using his kennel club name on here was a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worships Tiffany so much he used half her song lyrics as a username

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

has escaped from his podium on the fountain where hes usually peeing on the gold fish

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Depiliates his bikini line with tweezers three times a week

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

is a stand in for billy connolys goatee avatar

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Uses billy connollys goatee as a merkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The big yin's goatee gets more action than him

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"The big yin's goatee gets more action than him"

You are supposed to lie.

His sexlife consists of my castoffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie price is one of his cast offs

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

applied to go on the price is right - but failed the test when asked to count to ten

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

got turned down for a main part in braveheart

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

was a silent movie star - unfortunately the voice failed to translate to the talkies

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

hee hee

is a catalogue model for edinburgh woolen mill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in fact "the gimp" in pulp fiction

Sorry

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Priscilla queen of the desert

Has the starring role in the west end production

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

As a newbie - he provides quotes that have no relevance to the topic or even make us laugh

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Failed his gcse's again

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

stop these dam lies i tell you

lol

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Failed his gcse's again"

wanted to get rich by passing off fake copies of Pablo Picasso paintings that he made

unfortunately it didnt take an expert to notice he had used crayons

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

cheats when playing snap, by hiding cards up his sleves.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Cheats at dustmans knock

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Cheats at dustmans knock"

how do you play dustmans knock??

tries to do DIY with a stileto and a roll of duck tape

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Like postmans knock but dirtier

Never changes their socks

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Wears lime green socks

Inside out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like postmans knock but dirtier

Never changes their socks"

Was Shari Lewis'

Lamb Chop butcher...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like postmans knock but dirtier

Never changes their socks

Was Shari Lewis'

Lamb Chop butcher..."

likes to dance around the school play ground in a pink tutu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is in Dora the Explorers backpack

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

thinks 50 shades is too colourful for her

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"thinks 50 shades is too colourful for her "

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

sticks blackpool rock up his bum!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

has a kink for thermal undies and coco

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"has a kink for thermal undies and coco "
you will never know how true that is,and they are cocoa pops not the perfume

takes the dog for a walk in their pjs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offered to buy katie prices breast implants for souvenirs

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

only ever wears knee length pop socks with a skirt length to flash their tops

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

wears budgie smugglers whilst on his saga holiday

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"wears budgie smugglers whilst on his saga holiday"
pees in telephone boxes

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"has a kink for thermal undies and coco you will never know how true that is,and they are cocoa pops not the perfume

takes the dog for a walk in their pjs"

ermmmm i actually have done that on a winters night

only kisses on the 4th saurday of a month for good luck

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

"has a kink for thermal undies and coco you will never know how true that is,and they are cocoa pops not the perfume

takes the dog for a walk in their pjs

ermmmm i actually have done that on a winters night

has great red hair.

only kisses on the 4th saurday of a month for good luck "

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Eats peas when making phone calls

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

makes models of disney charectors from his ear wax and belly button fluff

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

sets fire to his own farts

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

or her farts

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

will only sing abba songs ,and only in hebrew

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Eats peas when making phone calls

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

cooks dinner in a couldron

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