FabSwingers.com forum: Oooh I say, you’re sexy aren’t you.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Oohhh Fiddles yes you are

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I don't know it! Please somebody tell me if I am.

Did I do it right?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've been told I'm slacking on my flirting lately so I'm going to try and get back to being me again

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

There are indeed some very sexy flirtatious on here.

Keep up the good work

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Flirt Flirt Red

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By *interfoxWoman
over a year ago

maesteg

Oh hi fiddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well thank you very much xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what I say to myself every morning

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Hey Fiddles you sexy thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

You sexy minxy you Miss Red

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I don't know it! Please somebody tell me if I am.

Did I do it right?

I’ve told you once

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Hey up sexy fuckers.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Ooh you’re good at it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m alright I suppose

there definitely are some very sexy people in the forums

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

This place does actually bring out the flirt in me

Jo x

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oohhh Fiddles yes you are

And so is that cheeky bum of yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why thank you kindly x

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Reach for the stars.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I've been told I'm slacking on my flirting lately so I'm going to try and get back to being me again

It’s like riding a bike.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"There are indeed some very sexy flirtatious on here.

Keep up the good work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you, I need to find my flirt again x

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oh hi fiddles

Ooh a winter fox in summer.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Flirt Flirt Red

Ooft, look at you Grumpling!

May I slap your botty with one of your finest sausages?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Well thank you very much xxx"

My pleasure.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Lush, fit and sexy according to our last veri!! That veri is now in a frame hanging in our Living room

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Thank you, I need to find my flirt again x

You're half way there with the blue undies.

Just saying

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"That's what I say to myself every morning

Keep on believing.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I think i scare men when i flirt!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hey Fiddles you sexy thing

xx"

I believe in miracles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And yes I am, thank you for noticing

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

You sexy minxy you Miss Red "

Well hello Dreavus, you devilishly delightful woman, you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Ooof…..you sexy sexy sexy very sexy friend!!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hey up sexy fuckers.

Hey up my fine chap.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m alright I suppose

there definitely are some very sexy people in the forums

There are, you are, we are.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"This place does actually bring out the flirt in me

Jo x

Oh do continue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think i scare men when i flirt! "

Me too! They think I have a nervous tic or having some kind of weird episode....met with "are you ok"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's what I say to myself every morning

Yeah….you have the sexiest non-smile on this site!!! Don’t ever break that sexiness!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just in that kind of mood

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

You sexy minxy you Miss Red "

Ooh a sexy pair of sexies.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I don't know it! Please somebody tell me if I am.

Did I do it right?

I'm saying nothing

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Ooh you’re good at it

You bring it out in me, Fiddles, your flirty fucker! Just as I make it pour forth from you

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh and I'm the crappiest flirt ever

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Thank you, I need to find my flirt again x

It’s right there in front of you

I think ladies keep some in their bras.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hey up sexy fuckers.

Hey up my fine chap. "

I hope you're well mr president.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Lush, fit and sexy according to our last veri!! That veri is now in a frame hanging in our Living room

I’m sure it’s a talking point.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I’m alright I suppose

there definitely are some very sexy people in the forums

You being one of them, you Vixen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too sexy for this thread

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I think i scare men when i flirt! "

They like it. It’s like going on rollercoasters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Ooh you’re good at it

You bring it out in me, Fiddles, your flirty fucker! Just as I make it pour forth from you

Yep…..please advise when the next visit to the Cams will be please. I have heard legendary tales of it.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oh and I'm the crappiest flirt ever

As long as you swipe right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know how to flirt

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I think i scare men when i flirt! "

Never! They're scared of a real woman, that's the problem! Xx

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Ooh you’re good at it

You bring it out in me, Fiddles, your flirty fucker! Just as I make it pour forth from you

So you did.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I don’t know how to flirt

I know otherwise

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I don’t know how to flirt

Invite me around and I'll give you a few tips.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Ooof…..you sexy sexy sexy very sexy friend!!"

And look at you, my wonderful friend! Getting your flirt on

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Ooh you’re good at it

You bring it out in me, Fiddles, your flirty fucker! Just as I make it pour forth from you

Yep…..please advise when the next visit to the Cams will be please. I have heard legendary tales of it.

You know that film The Accidental Tourist? Well, I was The Accidental Cammer!!

All good, not so clean fun

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Got to admit. It can be hard work this flirting lark

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Ooof…..you sexy sexy sexy very sexy friend!!

And look at you, my wonderful friend! Getting your flirt on

"
you're a sexy lady

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

You sexy minxy you Miss Red

Ooh a sexy pair of sexies.

Dreavus is one of my girl crushes, Fiddles. Damn, I wish I was bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Ooof…..you sexy sexy sexy very sexy friend!!

And look at you, my wonderful friend! Getting your flirt on

Yeahhh…..it’s the hat, isn’t it??

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know how to flirt

I know otherwise

Who told you that…… let me at em

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By *ookinforfun6972Couple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

Me flirting never! Ok ok it has been known

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Ooh you’re good at it

You bring it out in me, Fiddles, your flirty fucker! Just as I make it pour forth from you

So you did.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I don’t know how to flirt

Just bat your eyelids and jiggle your boobs

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Ooof…..you sexy sexy sexy very sexy friend!!

And look at you, my wonderful friend! Getting your flirt on

you're a sexy lady

Oh, Olov Sir! You know I'll always bat my lashes at you

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I’m a rubbish flirt

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know how to flirt

Just bat your eyelids and jiggle your boobs "

I can bat my eyelids but if I jiggle everything jiggles

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I don’t know how to flirt

Just bat your eyelids and jiggle your boobs "

Aiming my batted lashes & jiggly boobs in your direction.....can you feel them?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I don’t know how to flirt

Just bat your eyelids and jiggle your boobs

Aiming my batted lashes & jiggly boobs in your direction.....can you feel them?

I’d love to give them a good feel

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

You sexy minxy you Miss Red

Ooh a sexy pair of sexies.

Dreavus is one of my girl crushes, Fiddles. Damn, I wish I was bi

So do I. I hope Miss D doesn’t mind our designs on her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Ooh you’re good at it

You bring it out in me, Fiddles, your flirty fucker! Just as I make it pour forth from you

Yep…..please advise when the next visit to the Cams will be please. I have heard legendary tales of it.

You know that film The Accidental Tourist? Well, I was The Accidental Cammer!!

All good, not so clean fun

Certainly good and definitely not so clean as legend has it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you, I need to find my flirt again x

You're half way there with the blue undies.

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you, I need to find my flirt again x

It’s right there in front of you

I think ladies keep some in their bras.

Mines full of my boobs x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Ooof…..you sexy sexy sexy very sexy friend!!

And look at you, my wonderful friend! Getting your flirt on

you're a sexy lady

Oh, Olov Sir! You know I'll always bat my lashes at you

"
oooft ..I feel distinctly eyelash batted at

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Thank you, I need to find my flirt again x

It’s right there in front of you

I think ladies keep some in their bras.

Mines full of my boobs x

"
don't you keep phones and fivers in there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To flirt, or not to flirt... that is the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know how to flirt

Just bat your eyelids and jiggle your boobs

I can bat my eyelids but if I jiggle everything jiggles

Well then... jiggle this way

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I don’t know how to flirt

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you don't need to flirt, as the song says, you're sexy and you know it

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Thank you, I need to find my flirt again x

It’s right there in front of you

I think ladies keep some in their bras.

Mines full of my boobs x

So it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you, I need to find my flirt again x

It’s right there in front of you

I think ladies keep some in their bras.

Mines full of my boobs x

don't you keep phones and fivers in there?

I’d need a search party if I put them in there. X

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m a rubbish flirt

J x"

More practice required.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

In 4 a flirt x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know how to flirt

you don't need to flirt, as the song says, you're sexy and you know it

Me thinks you need glasses

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I don’t know how to flirt

you don't need to flirt, as the song says, you're sexy and you know it

Me thinks you need glasses

I think I need a good jiggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its always flirty fun when your fav forumites joins the party. I thank you all. Always creates a few cheeky inboxes to brighten my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know how to flirt

you don't need to flirt, as the song says, you're sexy and you know it

Me thinks you need glasses

I think I need a good jiggle

I can’t jiggle I’m aching from yoga class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had some time out, need some practice with flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had some time out, need some practice with flirting

Can soom change that babe

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"I've had some time out, need some practice with flirting

Happy 4 u 2 practise on me lol x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I've had some time out, need some practice with flirting

You have much to learn my young padawan.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

You sexy minxy you Miss Red

Ooh a sexy pair of sexies.

Dreavus is one of my girl crushes, Fiddles. Damn, I wish I was bi

So do I. I hope Miss D doesn’t mind our designs on her.

She knows Fiddles

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Morning all

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I don’t know how to flirt

Just bat your eyelids and jiggle your boobs

Aiming my batted lashes & jiggly boobs in your direction.....can you feel them?

I’d love to give them a good feel

Oooft! Come to Mama

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I know I am, it's just other's who need to realise the fact

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Morning all

Always ready to throw my knickers, I mean flirt, your way

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Chunky! You are the cheekiest of cheeky flirts, ever!

*Note to self - buy blue undies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know how to flirt

you don't need to flirt, as the song says, you're sexy and you know it

Me thinks you need glasses

I think I need a good jiggle

I can’t jiggle I’m aching from yoga class

You know what you need to do then, don’t you? Those yoga classes have to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compliments like that will get you everywhere

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Compliments like that will get you everywhere

That’s just where I’m heading.

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

"Morning all

Always ready to throw my knickers, I mean flirt, your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all

Always ready to throw my knickers, I mean flirt, your way

Fresh batteries today, little Energiser bunny?? You’re hot to trot today!!

Actually, come to think of it, perhaps not so different from any other day.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I don’t know how to flirt

you don't need to flirt, as the song says, you're sexy and you know it

Me thinks you need glasses

I think I need a good jiggle

I can’t jiggle I’m aching from yoga class

Could I jiggle for you then

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

" I'll be off then

Oh don’t go. You’re a sexy thread starter.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Chunky! You are the cheekiest of cheeky flirts, ever!

*Note to self - buy blue undies!"

Awwww fanks.

Now - about these blue undies......

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Blue blue electric blue.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Blue blue electric blue. "

Now - why didn't i think of that?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Blue blue electric blue.

Now - why didn't i think of that?

Because my friend you was obviously distracted by the host of sexy people in the thread.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Blue blue electric blue.

Now - why didn't i think of that?

That's the colour of my room

Where I will live

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Blue blue electric blue.

Now - why didn't i think of that?

Because my friend you was obviously distracted by the host of sexy people in the thread.

The sexiness is almost overwhelming.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Blue blue electric blue.

Now - why didn't i think of that?

That's the colour of my room

Where I will live

Fingers crossed I'll get to see it.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Blue blue electric blue.

Now - why didn't i think of that?

"That's the colour of my room

Where I will live"

Fingers crossed I'll get to see it.

Haha! Bedroom is green & white, Chunky. Bathroom is blue though.

Mind you, not enough room to swing a cat, let alone a Red Volupta

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Blue blue electric blue.

Now - why didn't i think of that?

"That's the colour of my room

Where I will live"

Fingers crossed I'll get to see it.

Haha! Bedroom is green & white, Chunky. Bathroom is blue though.

Mind you, not enough room to swing a cat, let alone a Red Volupta

Maybe best to tie you down then?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Flirt Flirt Red

Ooft, look at you Grumpling!

May I slap your botty with one of your finest sausages?

I shall bend over immediately

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hi sexy people.

You're awesome. All of you. Don't change please.

(I may be suffering slight heatstroke. Sorry for gushing)

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hi sexy people.

You're awesome. All of you. Don't change please.

(I may be suffering slight heatstroke. Sorry for gushing)"

Rather restrained for you, PoshPants? You must indeed be ill! Shall I send over a nice young man with a fan & lube? X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Blue blue electric blue.

Now - why didn't i think of that?

"That's the colour of my room

Where I will live"

Fingers crossed I'll get to see it.

Haha! Bedroom is green & white, Chunky. Bathroom is blue though.

Mind you, not enough room to swing a cat, let alone a Red Volupta

Maybe best to tie you down then?

Yes! Otherwise I can be feisty

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Flirt Flirt Red

Ooft, look at you Grumpling!

May I slap your botty with one of your finest sausages?

I shall bend over immediately

Assume the position!!!!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You sexy buggers you! Have a good day all

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Flirt Flirt Red

Ooft, look at you Grumpling!

May I slap your botty with one of your finest sausages?

I shall bend over immediately

Assume the position!!!!!"

As long it's not frozen Sausages I'm there

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"You sexy buggers you! Have a good day all

Here he is, my sexy, southern crush

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

If I don't flirt on the forum am I not a sexy beast?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Flirt Flirt Red

Ooft, look at you Grumpling!

May I slap your botty with one of your finest sausages?

I shall bend over immediately

Assume the position!!!!!

As long it's not frozen Sausages I'm there

Oh I'd never be so vulgar, Grumpling. I'll use your plumpest & freshest sausage

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"If I don't flirt on the forum am I not a sexy beast?

Your words and boobs flirt for you, Meli

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Flirt Flirt Red

Ooft, look at you Grumpling!

May I slap your botty with one of your finest sausages?

I shall bend over immediately

Assume the position!!!!!

As long it's not frozen Sausages I'm there

Oh I'd never be so vulgar, Grumpling. I'll use your plumpest & freshest sausage

Then slap away my dear

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"You sexy buggers you! Have a good day all

Here he is, my sexy, southern crush

Well helloooooo my super sexy Goddess

(spoken in my best Leslie Phillips impression)

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"You sexy buggers you! Have a good day all

Here he is, my sexy, southern crush

Well helloooooo my super sexy Goddess

(spoken in my best Leslie Phillips impression)

Oh, you've just moistened my gusset

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Flirt Flirt Red

Ooft, look at you Grumpling!

May I slap your botty with one of your finest sausages?

I shall bend over immediately

Assume the position!!!!!

As long it's not frozen Sausages I'm there

Oh I'd never be so vulgar, Grumpling. I'll use your plumpest & freshest sausage

Then slap away my dear

*Thwack*

How was that?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Yes you.

You’re sexy and we know it.

I know this all sounds glib, but the fact that you are here on fab and flirting in the forum, that to me makes you a sexy person

Keep it up.

Reporting for flirty duty, Fiddles

Flirt Flirt Red

Ooft, look at you Grumpling!

May I slap your botty with one of your finest sausages?

I shall bend over immediately

Assume the position!!!!!

As long it's not frozen Sausages I'm there

Oh I'd never be so vulgar, Grumpling. I'll use your plumpest & freshest sausage

Then slap away my dear

*Thwack*

How was that?

Harder please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi sexy people.

You're awesome. All of you. Don't change please.

(I may be suffering slight heatstroke. Sorry for gushing)

Rather restrained for you, PoshPants? You must indeed be ill! Shall I send over a nice young man with a fan & lube? X"

It's a tough day of travel today Red. Too warm!

A fan and ice please xx

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hi sexy people.

You're awesome. All of you. Don't change please.

(I may be suffering slight heatstroke. Sorry for gushing)"

I couldn’t change if I tried. Believe me, I’ve tried.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hi sexy people.

You're awesome. All of you. Don't change please.

(I may be suffering slight heatstroke. Sorry for gushing)

Rather restrained for you, PoshPants? You must indeed be ill! Shall I send over a nice young man with a fan & lube? X

It's a tough day of travel today Red. Too warm!

A fan and ice please xx"

Sorry Posh, bloody work intervened. How damn rude!

Hope you got your Ice cream xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi sexy people.

You're awesome. All of you. Don't change please.

(I may be suffering slight heatstroke. Sorry for gushing)

Rather restrained for you, PoshPants? You must indeed be ill! Shall I send over a nice young man with a fan & lube? X

It's a tough day of travel today Red. Too warm!

A fan and ice please xx

Sorry Posh, bloody work intervened. How damn rude!

Hope you got your Ice cream xx"

No ice cream here...... I'm sad now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t think I am

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hi sexy people.

You're awesome. All of you. Don't change please.

(I may be suffering slight heatstroke. Sorry for gushing)

Rather restrained for you, PoshPants? You must indeed be ill! Shall I send over a nice young man with a fan & lube? X

It's a tough day of travel today Red. Too warm!

A fan and ice please xx

Sorry Posh, bloody work intervened. How damn rude!

Hope you got your Ice cream xx

No ice cream here...... I'm sad now."

Could I bring some cream for you two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn straight!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Don’t think I am "

Sexy is as sexy does.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"If I don't flirt on the forum am I not a sexy beast?

Your words and boobs flirt for you, Meli

You're an unstoppable flirting machine Red! I'm impressed with your skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts".

(Now I've got you single that in your head)

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm too sexy for those pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I don't flirt on the forum am I not a sexy beast?

Your words and boobs flirt for you, Meli

You're an unstoppable flirting machine Red! I'm impressed with your skills.

She’s like a runaway flirting train!!!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off again then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so vain, I thought this thread was about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of you naughty lot have been in my inbox while i have been gone being rather slutty. Spanking time i think

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hi sexy people.

You're awesome. All of you. Don't change please.

(I may be suffering slight heatstroke. Sorry for gushing)

Rather restrained for you, PoshPants? You must indeed be ill! Shall I send over a nice young man with a fan & lube? X

It's a tough day of travel today Red. Too warm!

A fan and ice please xx

Sorry Posh, bloody work intervened. How damn rude!

Hope you got your Ice cream xx

No ice cream here...... I'm sad now.

Could I bring some cream for you two.

Have you enough.....?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"If I don't flirt on the forum am I not a sexy beast?

Your words and boobs flirt for you, Meli

You're an unstoppable flirting machine Red! I'm impressed with your skills.

You ain't seen nothing yet, Meli

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hi sexy people.

You're awesome. All of you. Don't change please.

(I may be suffering slight heatstroke. Sorry for gushing)

Rather restrained for you, PoshPants? You must indeed be ill! Shall I send over a nice young man with a fan & lube? X

It's a tough day of travel today Red. Too warm!

A fan and ice please xx

Sorry Posh, bloody work intervened. How damn rude!

Hope you got your Ice cream xx

No ice cream here...... I'm sad now.

Could I bring some cream for you two.

Have you enough.....?

I need ten minutes for a refill.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm so vain, I thought this thread was about me."

Now how on earth have I missed your wondrous botty? More pics, please

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hi sexy people.

You're awesome. All of you. Don't change please.

(I may be suffering slight heatstroke. Sorry for gushing)

Rather restrained for you, PoshPants? You must indeed be ill! Shall I send over a nice young man with a fan & lube? X

It's a tough day of travel today Red. Too warm!

A fan and ice please xx

Sorry Posh, bloody work intervened. How damn rude!

Hope you got your Ice cream xx

No ice cream here...... I'm sad now.

Could I bring some cream for you two.

Have you enough.....?

I need ten minutes for a refill.

That's allowed. Posh & I will languish expectantly.....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Damn!!!

Bloody work again

Catch you later sexy people xx

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'll do my best to keep it up

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Damn!!!

Bloody work again

Catch you later sexy people xx"

Catch you later sexy x

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"I'll do my best to keep it up

"
Dancer on my Hot list and few other ladies too

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'll do my best to keep it up

Dancer on my Hot list and few other ladies too

She's on my friends list, an amazing lady she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Fiddles..

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Thanks Fiddles..

Pleasure.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Thank you OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re sexy fiddles

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"You’re sexy fiddles

You’re smoking hot!!

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"You’re sexys fiddles

"
pinnacle of perfection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww, thank you above two posters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re sexy fiddles

You’re smoking hot!! "

And yes, I’m fucking hot, attractively sweatily hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Aww, thank you above two posters

Well they’re bang on. Those norks oh my giddy aunt

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Whit whooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww, thank you above two posters

Well they’re bang on. Those norks oh my giddy aunt

Sshh, you’re not meant to tell anyone you’ve seen them

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"In

"
wow.. There's sexiness oozing out your pores

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"In

I wish

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Aww, thank you above two posters

Well they’re bang on. Those norks oh my giddy aunt

Sshh, you’re not meant to tell anyone you’ve seen them

Everybody’s seen them!!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Whit whooooooo

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

Some tells me I’m. Personally I don’t see my self as.. but hey.. beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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