FabSwingers.com forum: Ra Ra Ra Rate Your Own Cock

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's been awhile but it's back. On this day is the day to RATE YOUR OWN COCK.

All cocks welcome real, rubber or glass. All genders. All sexes. Regulars, newbies and lurkers.

Let's see how you measure up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A steady 7

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Mine is old enough to qualify for a rate rebate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing special Mabey a 9

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By *ove2Lick!Man
over a year ago

Banbury

I’m happy with it…8/10

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Good solid performer with a high work rate. Tendency to have its own mind on occasion and can spit when excited. Always up for a challenge and happy to take a few knocks. With this in mind I’ll give it a good 7/10

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

I’m giving it a least a 5 because it still works…

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Yes good 8/10 uncut foreskin retreats nicely as it gets hard and is meaty enough. Do enjoy playing with it and having it played with. Those that have played with it seemed to enjoy it too.

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Length…. Good. Girth….average/good. Foreskin…. Intact and fully retractable. Ability to cum…. Still present. I would rate my cock as adequate!

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

World champion...at being a cock

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s broken so good for orgasms and pissing out of so I’m going 2/10 at a push and that on the high side because I can still piss.

Tony

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Mine’s essential to me for several reasons. I couldn’t be without the old chap so I’m going to have to go for a 10 on a personal level.

As far as anybody else is concerned it’s probably a 5 for size and a 7 for aesthetics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the doctor about mine, after some of the little blue pills. I said to him, "can you chop them into quarters for me?" He said, "but they're only effective as a full tablet, you won't get the full benefit of them". I said "I know, I'm not using them for sex, I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my shoes".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9.2 out off 12

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By *ornyJ3000Man
over a year ago

52 Festive Road

Over the last week it’s been called a weapon of mass destruction, the beast, the belly basher, and the gut buster!

It’s bigger than the average so I’m going to rate it 9/10

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Well used, average length, but still provides some satisfaction so I would rate it 7/10

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

North East Wales

8/10 he's always up early for a good crow, he keeps the hens happy, and they're good layers

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

8.5

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"8/10 he's always up early for a good crow, he keeps the hens happy, and they're good layers

You win todays first prize for mentioning chicken on a cock thread

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Mines a 10. Simple

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

3/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I'm doing the rating it's a 9.5

If it would just piss straight in the morning it would be a solid 10

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Considering it's widely held to be the most important subject in most men's lives, I am rather surprised that only about 3 of us are awarding ourselves 10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It distracts me from work so its getting a 1!

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By *mpishMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'd say about 5. It's about average but I've never had any complaints. Wish it was more of a shower than a grower and I hardly have any foreskin, but he's never let me down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had a complaint so a solid 8/10

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It distracts me from work so its getting a 1!"

Harsh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines still doing a reasonable job for its age so a good 6 but as for the owner stamina is lacking so a 4 on that point until proven wrong

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By * D 777Man
over a year ago

bathgate

7/10

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Mine comes with exchangable heads so a solid 8

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By *ischer400777Man
over a year ago

stanley county durham

9 out of 10 great length and girthy

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

Human

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"9 out of 10 great length and girthy "

Good to see you posting

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By *ischer400777Man
over a year ago

stanley county durham

"9 out of 10 great length and girthy

Good to see you posting

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thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m happy with mine I would say a seven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A solid 5.5 out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair, it keeps me satisfied... solid 7.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rate mine as 0/10 personally as I can't wait to get rid of it.

But others have commented on it looking nice so I guess a 6/10 for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does what it said on the tin...filled a pushchair twice !

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'll give myself a 6 for length and 8 for girth. This is the first time I've rated myself and probably the last

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll give myself a 6 for length and 8 for girth. This is the first time I've rated myself and probably the last

Always good to see a 'rate your own cock' virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average 7/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Length 5/10

Girth 7/10

Staying power 9/10

Looks good in lace 10/10

Joxx

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'll give myself a 6 for length and 8 for girth. This is the first time I've rated myself and probably the last

Always good to see a 'rate your own cock' virgin

I feel like I've achieved something major today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll give myself a 6 for length and 8 for girth. This is the first time I've rated myself and probably the last

Always good to see a 'rate your own cock' virgin

I feel like I've achieved something major today

Be confident in your cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8/10 i have no idea....need a points calculator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8/10

Around 6.5 inches so not the largest but still a decent size.

Does a really efficient job and has a lot of mileage. Can keep going for ages.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'll give myself a 6 for length and 8 for girth. This is the first time I've rated myself and probably the last

Always good to see a 'rate your own cock' virgin

I feel like I've achieved something major today

Be confident in your cock."

It's not let me down yet, it does what it's made to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A solid seven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowhere near as good as I'm told it is. Damn my insecurities, more praise needed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My imaginary penis would be a definite 10/10 I'd teach it tricks like spinning on its own and stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good 7 it's never let me down so far. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My imaginary penis would be a definite 10/10 I'd teach it tricks like spinning on its own and stuff

The new must have toy for Christmas - Percy the Penis Pet

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

It’s Brad Pitt for looks and Ricky Tomlinson as Jim Royle for work ethic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Length: Better than average

Girth: much better than average

Looks: looks so good you'd suck it with the lights on.

Stamina: fucking brilliant.

7.85/10

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

7/10

But it would be more objective if someone else rated it.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"My imaginary penis would be a definite 10/10 I'd teach it tricks like spinning on its own and stuff

Are you a penis whisperer?

Do you do penis training …?

If so would you come teach mine to do tricks …?

It misbehaves all the time he appears when he’s not wanted

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By *enaissance DonnieMan
over a year ago

York

Big but not too big, nice and straight, cut so more aesthetically pleasing according to most women I've been with (all down to preference before anyone kicks off) also means it's less sensitive so tend to last quite long. Solid 8.5 to 9 I reckon

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"My imaginary penis would be a definite 10/10 I'd teach it tricks like spinning on its own and stuff

Mine can do sit ups

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By *hrisjABCMan
over a year ago

Teddington

5 out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a good day with some tinkering with the lights etc

I'd say a good 7

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Well it still works, everything else is a bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My imaginary penis would be a definite 10/10 I'd teach it tricks like spinning on its own and stuff

Are you a penis whisperer?

Do you do penis training …?

If so would you come teach mine to do tricks …?

It misbehaves all the time he appears when he’s not wanted

I do! I'm in the yellow pages under unruly penis trainer

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"My imaginary penis would be a definite 10/10 I'd teach it tricks like spinning on its own and stuff

Mine can do sit ups

I’d like to see that

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

I don’t have to as I have independent reviews.

“The perfect penis”. Enough said!

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

It has a lifetime guarantee... And so far never failed so... 9..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My imaginary penis would be a definite 10/10 I'd teach it tricks like spinning on its own and stuff

Mine can do sit ups

I’d like to see that

I'll join that queue please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 put 10

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"My imaginary penis would be a definite 10/10 I'd teach it tricks like spinning on its own and stuff

Mine can do sit ups

I’d like to see that

I'll have to make some little weights and place them on top for comedy value and film it sometime

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By *ommy_73Man
over a year ago

Herts & London

I give mine a 10. But I may be slightly biased.

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By *axchocoMan
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Another day, another cock.

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over a year ago

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