FabSwingers.com forum: I have 2 questions.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

2) I was out walking today and noticed there’s no cuckoo spit around anymore, used to always see it on the lavender bushes in the lanes. None there today, wheres the cuckoo spit and where does it come from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have only 1 question, what is a cuckoo spit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have only 1 question, what is a cuckoo spit

It’s like this weird white bubbly stuff that goes on bushes, normally lavender is where I’ve seen it the most. No idea where it comes from or what it does. Just haven’t seen any this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have only 1 question, what is a cuckoo spit

It’s like this weird white bubbly stuff that goes on bushes, normally lavender is where I’ve seen it the most. No idea where it comes from or what it does. Just haven’t seen any this year. "

Never seen that in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

1 - it doesnt make you anything, just insecure people jealous

2- dunno it died a death along with white dog shite like 2 decades ago I reckon

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By *ryan418Man
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I don’t have a clue but what I do no is that your gorgeous x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

1 - it doesnt make you anything, just insecure people jealous

2- dunno it died a death along with white dog shite like 2 decades ago I reckon"

I used to go mushroom picking and picked up a white dog shit by mistake, this was back in the 90’s now. Just rubbed my hand on my global hypercolour t shirt and carried on with my day

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I have only 1 question, what is a cuckoo spit

It’s like this weird white bubbly stuff that goes on bushes, normally lavender is where I’ve seen it the most. No idea where it comes from or what it does. Just haven’t seen any this year. "

It's plants zapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word elite often carries negative connotations as it means Superior and just because somebody is very good looking doesn't make them superior compared to somebody you don't find as attractive.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Il answer the second question

First

It comes from a frog hopper x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

1 - it doesnt make you anything, just insecure people jealous

2- dunno it died a death along with white dog shite like 2 decades ago I reckon

I used to go mushroom picking and picked up a white dog shit by mistake, this was back in the 90’s now. Just rubbed my hand on my global hypercolour t shirt and carried on with my day

There was so much on the footy fields back on the day we used to make opposotion 11s out of the stuff and dribble around it.

Used to make a lot of casseroles in the 90s did you then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have only 1 question, what is a cuckoo spit

It’s like this weird white bubbly stuff that goes on bushes, normally lavender is where I’ve seen it the most. No idea where it comes from or what it does. Just haven’t seen any this year. "

It’s a type of foam that some insects use to protect themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extremely handsome to you.

You might view someone as extremely handsome and I might not. It is subjective. It is a personal preference.

I don't know why people get their knickers in a twist over these things.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Il answer the second question

First

It comes from a frog hopper x"

Spittlebug

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Now the first question

You like who you like x

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Your ideal of obscenely handsome and mine could be completely different, doesn't make you entitled if just says what your personal taste/choice is

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

1) It doesn't. How is only having sex with people you are attracted to make you entitled? Anyone who calls you that is just bad at handling rejection.

2) It's bubbles of sap excreted by the froghopper larva as a disguise and protection.

Not sure why there isn't so much about, but the froghopper does spread a disease to the plants it feeds on (including trees such as the oak) that can destroy them, so I wouldn't be surprised if something is being done to reduce their numbers.

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

You are entitled.

Oh, ended that too early: you are entitled to sleep with whomsoever you wish to sleep with providing they give consent. Does that count?

And regarding the spit thing, I'm not a phlegm-botanist so I've no idea I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your ideal of obscenely handsome and mine could be completely different, doesn't make you entitled if just says what your personal taste/choice is

All in the eye of the beholder.

One persons pleasure is another person’s poison and all that …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so adding obscenely handsome to my profile after this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just didn’t get how it makes me entitled. To be entitled means you have a legal right to something or you have something you didn’t have to work for or deserve.

Don’t know how me saying I only sleep with extremely handsome men makes me entitled. I don’t have to work for them, they just come to me.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’d never heard of Cuckoo spit previously. It is said the devil spits on Blackberries in October though. Or is it pisses on them? I forget

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

1) It doesnt but you have to stop trying to sleep with me. It's getting weird now.

Seriously though...no ones business who you sleep with but you.

2) Theres plenty where I live near the local river...or was last time I walked that was a couple of years back. I always thought it was protection for a certain insect or butterfly eggs. Something to do with insects anyway. Could be wrong.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

1) It dosnt. If you like champagne why would you drink lambini?

However I don't like champaign or lambrini. I like rum, tonight I tried the gin. But as i have no idea of where I was going with his this I'm ill shut up. But it's all good.

2) never heard it called that before. Well just called it white slimey stuff tbst would stick to your clothes.

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

"I have only 1 question, what is a cuckoo spit

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The froghoppers, or the superfamily Cercopoidea, are a group of hemipteran insects in the suborder Auchenorrhyncha. Adults are capable of jumping many times their height and length, giving the group their common name, but they are best known for their plant-sucking nymphs which encase themselves in foam in springtim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

1) It dosnt. If you like champagne why would you drink lambini?

However I don't like champaign or lambrini. I like rum, tonight I tried the gin. But as i have no idea of where I was going with his this I'm ill shut up. But it's all good.

2) never heard it called that before. Well just called it white slimey stuff tbst would stick to your clothes. "

OOOOO a rum lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 - Fuck it, your entitled to be whatever you want! YOu can be as happy as you wish or just languish in a bath of your own tears and anything in between. Fuck em!

2 - Maybe its gone to the same aplce as white dog shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

Think we got off on the wrong foot earlier so my bad !

Anyway then I stumble across this thread of madness !

Na doesn’t make you entitled at all you just know what you like !

and your gorgeous enough to get it !

But who are these mysterious elite on fabs ? Im more upset I haven’t been sent a membership ! They definitely dropped the ball on that one !

Anyway who cares how you come across on here I’ve seen your comments on the threads !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am familiar with the term cuckoo spit and get it on the rosemary in the garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes your entitled!

Entitled to sleep with you who you chose

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By *08428Man
over a year ago

Shaftesbury

Cuckoo spit is created by greenfly as a form of a protective bubble.

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By *08428Man
over a year ago

Shaftesbury

I was wrong, this is what cuckoo spit is,

Cuckoo spit is a white frothy liquid secreted by the nymphs of a sap-sucking true bug known as a froghoppers. They are also known as spittlebugs.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

1) it doesn't make you entitled, people just don't like to be told they aren't elite.

2) I don't know where its gone but I do know it's the nymph form of a froghopper or spittle bug. It creates the foam from by aorayinh the sap of the plant it is on to protect itself. Its called cuckoo spit as it usually appears around the same time as cuckoos appear in this country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I will bite.

1)Using the word elite implies a grading system _ased on looks, as you said. Did you say that by elite you mean obscenely handsome in your profile, otherwise it could be interpreted differently?

By expressing a preference, whatever it is, you then open yourself up to criticism from anyone who doesn't fit that preference, because they might be miffed and use it as a stick to beat you with.

Since you get a lot of attention, it stands to reason that some of it will be negative, just playing the numbers.

2) I think everyone else has answered that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2) it's a young frog hopper!

1) think good looking is subjective ... what you see as extremely good looking I might not! Plus not everyone goes for just aesthetics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

1) I don’t think it makes you entitled. People are allowed to make decisions about people they sleep with _ased on whatever criteria they desire:- looks; personality; political beliefs; clothes they wear - whatever. It just makes you slightly vane, in my view.

But this is a swinging/sex site of course - not a dating app - and if you’re going to be vane anywhere, in pursuit of having sex with only “elite looking people” then here’s the place to do it, I guess. It’s not like you’re going to settle down and have to put up with their egos and lack of personality for very long

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

1. It’s your body and you make the decisions. I don’t have a problem with that.

2. There some on some of the herbs in my garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lots of cuckoo spit in my garden, do you want some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have lots of cuckoo spit in my garden, do you want some?

How do you know it was a cuckoo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re not entitled, but some random stranger on the internet has no place in your brain. Kick them out!

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

1. It's a buyers market and you buy what you want. Doesn't make you privileged

2. The spit it on lockdown

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

1. Who cares. Fuck em. Probably jealous.

2. No idea. I have a cuckoo clock though.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Women have the pick of guys on here, your pick is just what you consider very good looking.

They're just disappointed you won't sleep with them, no need to overthink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone arrogant enough to want ‘elite’ is automatically deemed ugly no matter how you look

You’re right about the spit though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuckoo spit - the good ole days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That nose ring does bits as well btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

1. It doesn’t. You’re allowed to pick your own swinging partners and manage your own sex life.

2. It is a liquid secreted by froghoppers when they are nymphs. Bizarrely, I noticed some on a rosemary bush in our garden yesterday. I reckon you’re right that there’s less than there used to be and maybe that’s caused by the general decline in insect numbers.

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

You got to have more than 9 inches to be in the elite category lol

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

It is funny how everyday words become words of abuse in the forums.

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled? "

Of course it makes one entitled, as one is "entitled" to choose who they want to have sex with.

Being an obscenely handsome man and elite, that also makes me entitled, to choose who I have sex with.

People are also "entitled" to choose if they want to have sex with me, therefore everyone is entitled, but automatically entitlement does not give rights .

People are "entitled" to have a preference.

"2) I was out walking today and noticed there’s no cuckoo spit around anymore, used to always see it on the lavender bushes in the lanes. None there today, wheres the cuckoo spit and where does it come from? "

Cuckoo spit is produced by the Froghopper and considered a pest environmental changes and pest control have taken their toll

3) white dog shite is left dried but by law you now have to pick to up - so simply no more white dog shite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

Think we got off on the wrong foot earlier so my bad !

Anyway then I stumble across this thread of madness !

Na doesn’t make you entitled at all you just know what you like !

and your gorgeous enough to get it !

But who are these mysterious elite on fabs ? Im more upset I haven’t been sent a membership ! They definitely dropped the ball on that one !

Anyway who cares how you come across on here I’ve seen your comments on the threads !

I did see your comments on the other thread and knew that you’d shit yourself when you realised you were accidentally slagging me off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone arrogant enough to want ‘elite’ is automatically deemed ugly no matter how you look

You’re right about the spit though "

Automatically deemed ugly by whom, the hairy knee brigade?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to admit to not liking the word 'elite'. To me it oozes snobbery and disdain for the regular folk, but I'm sure it's not your intention to give that impression. Could you not just state that you'll only fuck men who you find obscenely handsome?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to admit to not liking the word 'elite'. To me it oozes snobbery and disdain for the regular folk, but I'm sure it's not your intention to give that impression. Could you not just state that you'll only fuck men who you find obscenely handsome? "

Ahh Nell I could say I have a complete open door policy and I’d still get shit for it.

The elite thing is actually a joke to myself. I dated a guy from Para reg for 2 years and it’s a word he used to say a lot and I used to take the piss out of him and say marines were better and he’d lose his shit

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"I have only 1 question, what is a cuckoo spit

It’s like this weird white bubbly stuff that goes on bushes, normally lavender is where I’ve seen it the most. No idea where it comes from or what it does. Just haven’t seen any this year. "

That may be blokes wanking in your bushes to be fair!! Certainly none on my lavender!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone arrogant enough to want ‘elite’ is automatically deemed ugly no matter how you look

You’re right about the spit though

Automatically deemed ugly by whom, the hairy knee brigade?"

Yes

As well

As anyone with a tiny hint of self esteem

And of course anyone who may be swayed by personality ( god forbid )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh Nell I could say I have a complete open door policy and I’d still get shit for it.

I have a second cousin who talks of himself and his public schoolboy friends as 'the elite of Birmingham'. I snigger a lot when he's not looking. Anyone who uses the word elite frequently deserves sniggering

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

It is funny how everyday words become words of abuse in the forums.

1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

Of course it makes one entitled, as one is "entitled" to choose who they want to have sex with.

Being an obscenely handsome man and elite, that also makes me entitled, to choose who I have sex with.

People are also "entitled" to choose if they want to have sex with me, therefore everyone is entitled, but automatically entitlement does not give rights .

People are "entitled" to have a preference.

Cuckoo spit is produced by the Froghopper and considered a pest environmental changes and pest control have taken their toll

3) white dog shite is left dried but by law you now have to pick to up - so simply no more white dog shite

White dog shit was actually caused by the dog food at the time being packed full of bone meal (ground up bone, that is a cheap filler) and the dogs were getting too much calcium from it. This couldn't be processed and got passed through into their poo.

The laws changed and dog food now has to actually provide fibre and nutriants, rather than just pack it full of ground up bones.

Basically, dogs are healthier now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone arrogant enough to want ‘elite’ is automatically deemed ugly no matter how you look

You’re right about the spit though

Automatically deemed ugly by whom, the hairy knee brigade?

Yes

As well

As anyone with a tiny hint of self esteem

And of course anyone who may be swayed by personality ( god forbid )

Lucky I have an awesome personality as well then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone arrogant enough to want ‘elite’ is automatically deemed ugly no matter how you look

You’re right about the spit though

Automatically deemed ugly by whom, the hairy knee brigade?

Yes

As well

As anyone with a tiny hint of self esteem

And of course anyone who may be swayed by personality ( god forbid )

Lucky I have an awesome personality as well then. "

Errrrrr yeah isn’t it just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh Nell I could say I have a complete open door policy and I’d still get shit for it.

I went to school with quite a lot of boys like that. Me and my not so 'elite' friends found them hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We call it frog spit here. It’s a little insect that makes bubbles to protect itself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone arrogant enough to want ‘elite’ is automatically deemed ugly no matter how you look

You’re right about the spit though

Automatically deemed ugly by whom, the hairy knee brigade?

Yes

As well

As anyone with a tiny hint of self esteem

And of course anyone who may be swayed by personality ( god forbid )

Lucky I have an awesome personality as well then.

Errrrrr yeah isn’t it just "

Even if it wasn’t I’d still get 1000 times more success because look at me

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

Haha

I was discussing cuckoo spit with my daughter and how I hadn't seen any for ages. Out with the pups a couple of days ago and saw some!

Missy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

Haha

I was discussing cuckoo spit with my daughter and how I hadn't seen any for ages. Out with the pups a couple of days ago and saw some!

Missy x"

I only notice it on the lavender cos I always used to grab some lavender to rub on me as I walked passed and sometimes would grab that cuckoo spit and be like eeeew what the hell is on me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone arrogant enough to want ‘elite’ is automatically deemed ugly no matter how you look

You’re right about the spit though

Automatically deemed ugly by whom, the hairy knee brigade?

Yes

As well

As anyone with a tiny hint of self esteem

And of course anyone who may be swayed by personality ( god forbid )

Lucky I have an awesome personality as well then.

Errrrrr yeah isn’t it just

Even if it wasn’t I’d still get 1000 times more success because look at me

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re funny.

In my humble opinion:

1) it’s the way it was put across. People don’t tend to like bluntness. It bordered on arrogance and perhaps considered to be so by some. Some people will always be offended by anything every one of us has to say.

Nothing wrong with your preference at all.

2) The cuckoo spit is a where a bug of some sort has encased their eggs. Perhaps this year, that particular bug has been affected in your area. It may be back next year. These things can be cyclical. It’s only when it has happens for several consecutive years that it may become a worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

Haha

I was discussing cuckoo spit with my daughter and how I hadn't seen any for ages. Out with the pups a couple of days ago and saw some!

Missy x

I only notice it on the lavender cos I always used to grab some lavender to rub on me as I walked passed and sometimes would grab that cuckoo spit and be like eeeew what the hell is on me!"

Your “ewwww” wiped out an entire family’s children.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone arrogant enough to want ‘elite’ is automatically deemed ugly no matter how you look

You’re right about the spit though

Automatically deemed ugly by whom, the hairy knee brigade?

Yes

As well

As anyone with a tiny hint of self esteem

And of course anyone who may be swayed by personality ( god forbid )

Lucky I have an awesome personality as well then.

Errrrrr yeah isn’t it just

Even if it wasn’t I’d still get 1000 times more success because look at me

Oh dear "

Mate you lost any credibility as soon as you used the word ugly because however arrogant you perceive me to be that’s not a word I would ever or have ever used to describe someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And what I love most is guys ass kissing in the hope of a meet

Check the veris guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1)

Loads of it on the Lavender growing in our garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using the word elite would be the least of my worry about you being out of my league.

However you wanting to make a gown out of penis flesh reminds me of how crazy some Welsh women can be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And what I love most is guys ass kissing in the hope of a meet

Check the veris guys

I don’t have veris anymore. I’ve been here 11 years and the men I’ve met are no longer on the site. When someone leaves their verification text disappears although the summary (amount of people) still stays.

Also no amount of kissing my arse would secure a meet, any meets I agree to meet are purely _ased off a guys attractiveness first and foremost and his sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Using the word elite would be the least of my worry about you being out of my league.

However you wanting to make a gown out of penis flesh reminds me of how crazy some Welsh women can be

That’s just a nod to my mate buffalo bill

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have no idea what obcenly good looking meand

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have no idea what obcenly good looking meand"

Me. I'm the definition of it.

You will soon see a picture of me next to its meaning. Watch this space. Well not this space, the one where the meaning is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Using the word elite would be the least of my worry about you being out of my league.

However you wanting to make a gown out of penis flesh reminds me of how crazy some Welsh women can be

That’s just a nod to my mate buffalo bill

Oh good lawd now I have a vision of you just dancing to that song(goodbye horses) with a foreskin gown and mask.

Asking the mirror "would you fuck me" "I'd fuck me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The elite as you call it can't be categorised as an all encompassing group. The members of said group will vary depending on who is granting membership as each individual will have their own standards as to what makes someone elite. There can not be members of society described as elite to the masses, it's subjective. You can sum up your question as 'Should I feel bad at fucking those I fancy?' The answer is no.

Cuckoo spit is the result of the cuckoo being unable to swallow cum due to a hereditary gag reflex. In order to prevent embarrassment to their partners they withhold the cum in their mouths until they are able to part with it in discrete locations away from prying eyes. This is mainly in bushes where their actions are disguised due to the large amount of foliage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The elite as you call it can't be categorised as an all encompassing group. The members of said group will vary depending on who is granting membership as each individual will have their own standards as to what makes someone elite. There can not be members of society described as elite to the masses, it's subjective. You can sum up your question as 'Should I feel bad at fucking those I fancy?' The answer is no.

That’s the best answer ever. Yep that’s the one I’m going with. It’s cuckoo cum.

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"1Where’s the cuckoo spit and where does it come from? "

The Cookoo’s just developed a taste for it and swallow now

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled? "
of course not. Don’t even question yourself by what others say.

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

That’s the best answer ever. Yep that’s the one I’m going with. It’s cuckoo cum. "

Shouldn't that me cockoo cum - just the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

Think we got off on the wrong foot earlier so my bad !

Anyway then I stumble across this thread of madness !

Na doesn’t make you entitled at all you just know what you like !

and your gorgeous enough to get it !

But who are these mysterious elite on fabs ? Im more upset I haven’t been sent a membership ! They definitely dropped the ball on that one !

Anyway who cares how you come across on here I’ve seen your comments on the threads !

I did see your comments on the other thread and knew that you’d shit yourself when you realised you were accidentally slagging me off.

I didn’t shit myself !!!!

I did however wrestle with the idea of deleting my account smashing my phone,selling my house and moving location so you would have no hope in finding me ! Your no Liam Leason !

Unfortunately Since I live in Ireland I’m pretty sure moving location would involve me moving in to my next door neighbor’s out house !

Safe to say I’m glad we resolved that matter !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone arrogant enough to want ‘elite’ is automatically deemed ugly no matter how you look

You’re right about the spit though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone arrogant enough to want ‘elite’ is automatically deemed ugly no matter how you look

You’re right about the spit though

Automatically deemed ugly by whom, the hairy knee brigade?

Yes

As well

As anyone with a tiny hint of self esteem

And of course anyone who may be swayed by personality ( god forbid )

Lucky I have an awesome personality as well then.

Errrrrr yeah isn’t it just

Even if it wasn’t I’d still get 1000 times more success because look at me

I know right ?

You definitely opened Pandora’s box here young lady with your outdated views on what you perceive as elite !

But I get it !

Wanna be the second member of the FSEEC club ! ?

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By *hortfuseWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"I have only 1 question, what is a cuckoo spit

It’s like this weird white bubbly stuff that goes on bushes, normally lavender is where I’ve seen it the most. No idea where it comes from or what it does. Just haven’t seen any this year.

It’s a type of foam that some insects use to protect themselves."

Spittle bug nymphs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how would you define elite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how would you define elite?"

I’d say me obviously but that’s a biased answer right ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My version of elite would be different to someone else’s as peoples tastes are varied.

I like handsome faces, nice jawlines, eyebrows, good bone structure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My version of elite would be different to someone else’s as peoples tastes are varied.

I like handsome faces, nice jawlines, eyebrows, good bone structure. "

each to their own..dont let anyone bother you with their stupid answers if you like your own choices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how would you define elite?

I’d say me obviously but that’s a biased answer right ?

hehe each to their own

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

The term cuckoo spit refers to a foamy substance that appears on a variety of herbaceous plants during the spring and summer. Despite the name, it does not actually come from a bird, but is created by a small insect called a froghopper which is also known as a 'spittlebug'. ... The cuckoo itself does not actually spit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My version of elite would be different to someone else’s as peoples tastes are varied.

I like handsome faces, nice jawlines, eyebrows, good bone structure. "

I wouldn’t know elite till a good day with back and forth banter !

Looks are great they obviously grab your attention and you obviously do !

But I’d wanna get to know you

it’s personality that holds my attention!

I’m sure you have that in abundance tho !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how would you define elite?

I’d say me obviously but that’s a biased answer right ?

hehe each to their own"

Mate trust me I’m not oblivious to the fact I’m the only one that thinks it

fuck it !

Gotta play the part

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Why do you think you are ‘ entitled’ I’m not sure you are using the correct context. We are are all entitled to something but I’m not sure exactly what you think that has to do with sex and elite ….

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

No problem with your first question Annie. Your body & your likes, you are free to choose who you go with. Can't blame you for picking the best of the bunch. You're beautiful & can't help that. I assume other people have said you are entitled as it's not the kind of thing you'd just say about yourself I don't think.

I have cuckoo spit on one lavender bush in my back garden at present. 6 plants but only one with spit. It's a little black bug that hides inside the froth. Not sure if it damages the lavender or just lives on it though.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"how would you define elite?"

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite "

I wouldn’t describe it as that really. It’s more someone who is superior in their field/area whatever it may be. Ie: the SAS is the elite of the army. Elite is above and beyond the rest.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

You do who you want and fuck what anyone else thinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answer to 2 is probably pesticides... I think it was a bug developing in there or sumin... Can't recall exactly what though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My version of elite would be different to someone else’s as peoples tastes are varied.

I like handsome faces, nice jawlines, eyebrows, good bone structure. "

1. You can say what you want, I wouldn’t say such things as I’ve been called condescending before.

2. I perceive that question as you being condescending, but I found it funny

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

I wouldn’t describe it as that really. It’s more someone who is superior in their field/area whatever it may be. Ie: the SAS is the elite of the army. Elite is above and beyond the rest. "

Yes that's part of it but this thread is about elite looks also apparently and that's the best I could come up with and I did mention the able to do extraordinary things at the start.

I'm not one to aim for elite because it's obviously way out of my average capabilities but we can't all be like Annie can we

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

I wouldn’t describe it as that really. It’s more someone who is superior in their field/area whatever it may be. Ie: the SAS is the elite of the army. Elite is above and beyond the rest.

Yes that's part of it but this thread is about elite looks also apparently and that's the best I could come up with and I did mention the able to do extraordinary things at the start.

I'm not one to aim for elite because it's obviously way out of my average capabilities but we can't all be like Annie can we

I’m definitely the elite of procrastinating

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

I wouldn’t describe it as that really. It’s more someone who is superior in their field/area whatever it may be. Ie: the SAS is the elite of the army. Elite is above and beyond the rest.

Yes that's part of it but this thread is about elite looks also apparently and that's the best I could come up with and I did mention the able to do extraordinary things at the start.

I'm not one to aim for elite because it's obviously way out of my average capabilities but we can't all be like Annie can we

I’m definitely the elite of procrastinating

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

I wouldn’t describe it as that really. It’s more someone who is superior in their field/area whatever it may be. Ie: the SAS is the elite of the army. Elite is above and beyond the rest.

Yes that's part of it but this thread is about elite looks also apparently and that's the best I could come up with and I did mention the able to do extraordinary things at the start.

I'm not one to aim for elite because it's obviously way out of my average capabilities but we can't all be like Annie can we

I’m definitely the elite of procrastinating

A lot of people have a similar quality

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

"I have only 1 question, what is a cuckoo spit

It’s like this weird white bubbly stuff that goes on bushes, normally lavender is where I’ve seen it the most. No idea where it comes from or what it does. Just haven’t seen any this year. "

Are you sure that isn't evidence of a dogging location?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

I wouldn’t describe it as that really. It’s more someone who is superior in their field/area whatever it may be. Ie: the SAS is the elite of the army. Elite is above and beyond the rest.

Yes that's part of it but this thread is about elite looks also apparently and that's the best I could come up with and I did mention the able to do extraordinary things at the start.

I'm not one to aim for elite because it's obviously way out of my average capabilities but we can't all be like Annie can we

I’m definitely the elite of procrastinating

A lot of people have a similar quality

Damn I thought your location said Cambridge then. Tired eyes

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

1. no idea, who cares - just be who you are; i am not elite and have no wish to be so even if i could.

2 lack of frog hoppers these days like most insects they have suffered from over use of insecticides over the years and cuckoo spit is secreted by frog hopper nymphs ! (I hadn't noticed a lack of it, but now you mention it i have not seen any).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

I wouldn’t describe it as that really. It’s more someone who is superior in their field/area whatever it may be. Ie: the SAS is the elite of the army. Elite is above and beyond the rest.

Yes that's part of it but this thread is about elite looks also apparently and that's the best I could come up with and I did mention the able to do extraordinary things at the start.

I'm not one to aim for elite because it's obviously way out of my average capabilities but we can't all be like Annie can we

I’m definitely the elite of procrastinating

A lot of people have a similar quality

Damn I thought your location said Cambridge then. Tired eyes

Is this you procrastinating again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite "

There just unrealistic attributes I just don’t have in my locker !

Not sure I’d even make the semi elite category if this is the criteria!

Better take that fab elite off my bio I obviously don’t deserve it

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Elite is your way of telling most guys they aren't right for you.

But it doesn't mean they are rejects either.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

I wouldn’t describe it as that really. It’s more someone who is superior in their field/area whatever it may be. Ie: the SAS is the elite of the army. Elite is above and beyond the rest.

Yes that's part of it but this thread is about elite looks also apparently and that's the best I could come up with and I did mention the able to do extraordinary things at the start.

I'm not one to aim for elite because it's obviously way out of my average capabilities but we can't all be like Annie can we

I’m definitely the elite of procrastinating

A lot of people have a similar quality

Damn I thought your location said Cambridge then. Tired eyes

Is this you procrastinating again

Makes me tired lying in the sun all day thinking about the work I should be doing

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Elite - have the certificates to prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1). Pass

2). Pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

I wouldn’t describe it as that really. It’s more someone who is superior in their field/area whatever it may be. Ie: the SAS is the elite of the army. Elite is above and beyond the rest.

Yes that's part of it but this thread is about elite looks also apparently and that's the best I could come up with and I did mention the able to do extraordinary things at the start.

I'm not one to aim for elite because it's obviously way out of my average capabilities but we can't all be like Annie can we

I’m definitely the elite of procrastinating

A lot of people have a similar quality

Damn I thought your location said Cambridge then. Tired eyes

Is this you procrastinating again

Makes me tired lying in the sun all day thinking about the work I should be doing

I’ve got a week off or I’d be lying on my couch hoping I had sun outside

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

I wouldn’t describe it as that really. It’s more someone who is superior in their field/area whatever it may be. Ie: the SAS is the elite of the army. Elite is above and beyond the rest.

Yes that's part of it but this thread is about elite looks also apparently and that's the best I could come up with and I did mention the able to do extraordinary things at the start.

I'm not one to aim for elite because it's obviously way out of my average capabilities but we can't all be like Annie can we

Have I ignored you at some point too? Don’t take it personally I do it to everyone.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

There just unrealistic attributes I just don’t have in my locker !

Not sure I’d even make the semi elite category if this is the criteria!

Better take that fab elite off my bio I obviously don’t deserve it

It's ok bud, she's blows out thousands of people in the hunt for that one elite meet and we know this because she has said in the past on other threads.

You just chill with the other 99.9% of the world population

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

Maybe add that you'll only have sex with your elite obscenely handsome men to your profile, bit unfair on those that aren't elite to not know that they're wasting their time.

Why doesn't your profile mention your prefences for elite ?

It might clear up any misunderstanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

I wouldn’t describe it as that really. It’s more someone who is superior in their field/area whatever it may be. Ie: the SAS is the elite of the army. Elite is above and beyond the rest.

Yes that's part of it but this thread is about elite looks also apparently and that's the best I could come up with and I did mention the able to do extraordinary things at the start.

I'm not one to aim for elite because it's obviously way out of my average capabilities but we can't all be like Annie can we

Have I ignored you at some point too? Don’t take it personally I do it to everyone. "

Annie Wilkes that’s not an elite thing to do. I have found through life experiences that elite individuals don’t feel the need to prove it.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

I wouldn’t describe it as that really. It’s more someone who is superior in their field/area whatever it may be. Ie: the SAS is the elite of the army. Elite is above and beyond the rest.

Yes that's part of it but this thread is about elite looks also apparently and that's the best I could come up with and I did mention the able to do extraordinary things at the start.

I'm not one to aim for elite because it's obviously way out of my average capabilities but we can't all be like Annie can we

Have I ignored you at some point too? Don’t take it personally I do it to everyone. "

No you haven't

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

Ps can you show your veris so us average mere mortals guys can see who you judge to be elite ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

Ps can you show your veris so us average mere mortals guys can see who you judge to be elite ?

Can’t. They’re all gone. Not gone gone, just no longer on the site. I have been here years and years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

There just unrealistic attributes I just don’t have in my locker !

Not sure I’d even make the semi elite category if this is the criteria!

Better take that fab elite off my bio I obviously don’t deserve it

It's ok bud, she's blows out thousands of people in the hunt for that one elite meet and we know this because she has said in the past on other threads.

You just chill with the other 99.9% of the world population

You come across a tad bitter ? You good !?

Appreciate the heads up tho

but it’s water off a ducks back for me getting rejected on here I wouldn’t take it so personally!

She just comes across super confident and why not !

and half it is definitely just banter but some people can’t help but to bite ! It’s funny to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

There just unrealistic attributes I just don’t have in my locker !

Not sure I’d even make the semi elite category if this is the criteria!

Better take that fab elite off my bio I obviously don’t deserve it

It's ok bud, she's blows out thousands of people in the hunt for that one elite meet and we know this because she has said in the past on other threads.

You just chill with the other 99.9% of the world population

You come across a tad bitter ? You good !?

Appreciate the heads up tho

but it’s water off a ducks back for me getting rejected on here I wouldn’t take it so personally!

She just comes across super confident and why not !

and half it is definitely just banter but some people can’t help but to bite ! It’s funny to me

Lol I agree to a point but is there a slight hope that she finds you elite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

I wouldn’t describe it as that really. It’s more someone who is superior in their field/area whatever it may be. Ie: the SAS is the elite of the army. Elite is above and beyond the rest.

Yes that's part of it but this thread is about elite looks also apparently and that's the best I could come up with and I did mention the able to do extraordinary things at the start.

I'm not one to aim for elite because it's obviously way out of my average capabilities but we can't all be like Annie can we

Have I ignored you at some point too? Don’t take it personally I do it to everyone.

No you haven't "

Just sounds like the usual responses I get after not interacting with someone. Tends to go pleasant pleasant, may try having a joke or a flirt, person sees I don’t respond or acknowledge. All future interactions turn into slightly barbed comments.

If you can honestly say that what you wrote wasn’t intended to have a dig at me in any way possible then I apologise. Just the “all natural” thing, knowing I have breast implants, and the “we can’t all be like Annie can we” makes me think otherwise. I interpret things way below the surface so can see through most things. Again if you only had pure intentions then I’ll apologise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

There just unrealistic attributes I just don’t have in my locker !

Not sure I’d even make the semi elite category if this is the criteria!

Better take that fab elite off my bio I obviously don’t deserve it

It's ok bud, she's blows out thousands of people in the hunt for that one elite meet and we know this because she has said in the past on other threads.

You just chill with the other 99.9% of the world population

You come across a tad bitter ? You good !?

Appreciate the heads up tho

but it’s water off a ducks back for me getting rejected on here I wouldn’t take it so personally!

She just comes across super confident and why not !

and half it is definitely just banter but some people can’t help but to bite ! It’s funny to me

Lol I agree to a point but is there a slight hope that she finds you elite

As in a slight hope Megan fox is gonna hop on a plane and give me a blowie

be nice but Na I’m not holding out much hope

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

There just unrealistic attributes I just don’t have in my locker !

Not sure I’d even make the semi elite category if this is the criteria!

Better take that fab elite off my bio I obviously don’t deserve it

It's ok bud, she's blows out thousands of people in the hunt for that one elite meet and we know this because she has said in the past on other threads.

You just chill with the other 99.9% of the world population

You come across a tad bitter ? You good !?

Appreciate the heads up tho

but it’s water off a ducks back for me getting rejected on here I wouldn’t take it so personally!

She just comes across super confident and why not !

and half it is definitely just banter but some people can’t help but to bite ! It’s funny to me

Not bitter at all bud, just saying it like it is and repeating what's been said in the past. You know my banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

There just unrealistic attributes I just don’t have in my locker !

Not sure I’d even make the semi elite category if this is the criteria!

Better take that fab elite off my bio I obviously don’t deserve it

It's ok bud, she's blows out thousands of people in the hunt for that one elite meet and we know this because she has said in the past on other threads.

You just chill with the other 99.9% of the world population

You come across a tad bitter ? You good !?

Appreciate the heads up tho

but it’s water off a ducks back for me getting rejected on here I wouldn’t take it so personally!

She just comes across super confident and why not !

and half it is definitely just banter but some people can’t help but to bite ! It’s funny to me

Lol I agree to a point but is there a slight hope that she finds you elite

As in a slight hope Megan fox is gonna hop on a plane and give me a blowie

be nice but Na I’m not holding out much hope

Pretty sure Annie Wilkes wouldn’t blow me away if I met her. Lovely photos though, I’d actually say they might be elite photos

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

I wouldn’t describe it as that really. It’s more someone who is superior in their field/area whatever it may be. Ie: the SAS is the elite of the army. Elite is above and beyond the rest.

Yes that's part of it but this thread is about elite looks also apparently and that's the best I could come up with and I did mention the able to do extraordinary things at the start.

I'm not one to aim for elite because it's obviously way out of my average capabilities but we can't all be like Annie can we

Have I ignored you at some point too? Don’t take it personally I do it to everyone.

No you haven't

You've never ignored me, you've replied to all my messages, I was just reiterating what's been said in the past by yourself and the all natural thing is a personal preference to myself because that's what I prefer. I'm not saying I'm completely against implants if they are something someone has needed for medical or body confidence reasons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

I wouldn’t describe it as that really. It’s more someone who is superior in their field/area whatever it may be. Ie: the SAS is the elite of the army. Elite is above and beyond the rest.

Yes that's part of it but this thread is about elite looks also apparently and that's the best I could come up with and I did mention the able to do extraordinary things at the start.

I'm not one to aim for elite because it's obviously way out of my average capabilities but we can't all be like Annie can we

Have I ignored you at some point too? Don’t take it personally I do it to everyone.

No you haven't

Can you message me again so I can see what the content was. Was 3 weeks ago. I can’t even get passed a days worth of messages on my inbox so it’s impossible to find.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

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In the end we all have criteria we use to choose one person over another be it elite looks or intelligence or moral values. You could only be branded as entitled if you think you deserve to be chosen back. You didn't say that in your OP you just stated your preference. Now if you had then had a rant about how dare these elite men not like you back THAT would make you entitled. Are you seeing the irony here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is funny how everyday words become words of abuse in the forums.

1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

Of course it makes one entitled, as one is "entitled" to choose who they want to have sex with.

Being an obscenely handsome man and elite, that also makes me entitled, to choose who I have sex with.

People are also "entitled" to choose if they want to have sex with me, therefore everyone is entitled, but automatically entitlement does not give rights .

People are "entitled" to have a preference.

Cuckoo spit is produced by the Froghopper and considered a pest environmental changes and pest control have taken their toll

3) white dog shite is left dried but by law you now have to pick to up - so simply no more white dog shite

The laws changed and dog food now has to actually provide fibre and nutriants, rather than just pack it full of ground up bones.

Basically, dogs are healthier now. "
.

Yup, but for the joke purposes o stuck it in there.

You can still draw a hopscotch game on the pavement with normal dogshit though so all is not lost! Well, if kids still played out that is

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It is funny how everyday words become words of abuse in the forums.

1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

Of course it makes one entitled, as one is "entitled" to choose who they want to have sex with.

Being an obscenely handsome man and elite, that also makes me entitled, to choose who I have sex with.

People are also "entitled" to choose if they want to have sex with me, therefore everyone is entitled, but automatically entitlement does not give rights .

People are "entitled" to have a preference.

Cuckoo spit is produced by the Froghopper and considered a pest environmental changes and pest control have taken their toll

3) white dog shite is left dried but by law you now have to pick to up - so simply no more white dog shite

The laws changed and dog food now has to actually provide fibre and nutriants, rather than just pack it full of ground up bones.

Basically, dogs are healthier now. .

Yup, but for the joke purposes o stuck it in there.

You can still draw a hopscotch game on the pavement with normal dogshit though so all is not lost! Well, if kids still played out that is "

My daughter and I played hopscotch tonight. We used the lines in the flagstones. It's hard on crutches though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the end we all have criteria we use to choose one person over another be it elite looks or intelligence or moral values. You could only be branded as entitled if you think you deserve to be chosen back. You didn't say that in your OP you just stated your preference. Now if you had then had a rant about how dare these elite men not like you back THAT would make you entitled. Are you seeing the irony here? "

That comment explained it perfectly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

There just unrealistic attributes I just don’t have in my locker !

Not sure I’d even make the semi elite category if this is the criteria!

Better take that fab elite off my bio I obviously don’t deserve it

It's ok bud, she's blows out thousands of people in the hunt for that one elite meet and we know this because she has said in the past on other threads.

You just chill with the other 99.9% of the world population

You come across a tad bitter ? You good !?

Appreciate the heads up tho

but it’s water off a ducks back for me getting rejected on here I wouldn’t take it so personally!

She just comes across super confident and why not !

and half it is definitely just banter but some people can’t help but to bite ! It’s funny to me

Not bitter at all bud, just saying it like it is and repeating what's been said in the past. You know my banter

And you know mine thats why I kept it light mate I wasn’t having a dig you know I’m not about that cause I would of worded it a tad differently

I’m just saying to me it came off sour !

Anyway moving on and back on topic not sure that dude was talking to me but anyway he’s right I’m 100% semi elite ! It can be subjective but I’m gonna dumb it down ! Semi elite is your not a complete right off !

It’s my interpretation don’t start losing your shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I said this…

"I only meet the elite anyway both here and real life so this thread doesn’t apply to me. There’s no men that could have had a meet had someone more handsome not been available because I go years, yes years between meets. Only the most handsome men who make angels weep when they lay eyes upon them get a chance to be between my thighs. "

Then some guy said this…

"Elites - what makes you have such a entitled attitude and think you are something special?"

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I said this…

I only meet the elite anyway both here and real life so this thread doesn’t apply to me. There’s no men that could have had a meet had someone more handsome not been available because I go years, yes years between meets. Only the most handsome men who make angels weep when they lay eyes upon them get a chance to be between my thighs.

Then some guy said this…

Elites - what makes you have such a entitled attitude and think you are something special?

Yes as i said irony. And was a much more interesting question than fucking cuckoo spit!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

There just unrealistic attributes I just don’t have in my locker !

Not sure I’d even make the semi elite category if this is the criteria!

Better take that fab elite off my bio I obviously don’t deserve it

It's ok bud, she's blows out thousands of people in the hunt for that one elite meet and we know this because she has said in the past on other threads.

You just chill with the other 99.9% of the world population

You come across a tad bitter ? You good !?

Appreciate the heads up tho

but it’s water off a ducks back for me getting rejected on here I wouldn’t take it so personally!

She just comes across super confident and why not !

and half it is definitely just banter but some people can’t help but to bite ! It’s funny to me

Not bitter at all bud, just saying it like it is and repeating what's been said in the past. You know my banter

And you know mine thats why I kept it light mate I wasn’t having a dig you know I’m not about that cause I would of worded it a tad differently

I’m just saying to me it came off sour !

It’s my interpretation don’t start losing your shit

Dude I can honestly say it wasn't sour

No shit being lost here although I do need to use the toilet soon

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By *litlicker77Man
over a year ago

dirty old town

"I have only 1 question, what is a cuckoo spit

It’s like this weird white bubbly stuff that goes on bushes, normally lavender is where I’ve seen it the most. No idea where it comes from or what it does. Just haven’t seen any this year. "

It’s like the flu. Been killed off by covid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to join in but im lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said this…

Then some guy said this…

Elites - what makes you have such a entitled attitude and think you are something special?

Yes as i said irony. And was a much more interesting question than fucking cuckoo spit!

I can see someone who is elite at sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

There just unrealistic attributes I just don’t have in my locker !

Not sure I’d even make the semi elite category if this is the criteria!

Better take that fab elite off my bio I obviously don’t deserve it

It's ok bud, she's blows out thousands of people in the hunt for that one elite meet and we know this because she has said in the past on other threads.

You just chill with the other 99.9% of the world population

You come across a tad bitter ? You good !?

Appreciate the heads up tho

but it’s water off a ducks back for me getting rejected on here I wouldn’t take it so personally!

She just comes across super confident and why not !

and half it is definitely just banter but some people can’t help but to bite ! It’s funny to me

Not bitter at all bud, just saying it like it is and repeating what's been said in the past. You know my banter

And you know mine thats why I kept it light mate I wasn’t having a dig you know I’m not about that cause I would of worded it a tad differently

I’m just saying to me it came off sour !

It’s my interpretation don’t start losing your shit

Dude I can honestly say it wasn't sour

No shit being lost here although I do need to use the toilet soon

Not surprising I’d have to relieve myself after that scalding !

Anyway was that a smile just now ? Good stuff get the banter going mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said this…

Then some guy said this…

Elites - what makes you have such a entitled attitude and think you are something special?

Yes as i said irony. And was a much more interesting question than fucking cuckoo spit!

I can see someone who is elite at sarcasm "

There god damn professionals on here ! They like to think so anyway

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I said this…

Then some guy said this…

Elites - what makes you have such a entitled attitude and think you are something special?

Yes as i said irony. And was a much more interesting question than fucking cuckoo spit!

I can see someone who is elite at sarcasm

There god damn professionals on here ! They like to think so anyway

Just like you

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

There just unrealistic attributes I just don’t have in my locker !

Not sure I’d even make the semi elite category if this is the criteria!

Better take that fab elite off my bio I obviously don’t deserve it

It's ok bud, she's blows out thousands of people in the hunt for that one elite meet and we know this because she has said in the past on other threads.

You just chill with the other 99.9% of the world population

You come across a tad bitter ? You good !?

Appreciate the heads up tho

but it’s water off a ducks back for me getting rejected on here I wouldn’t take it so personally!

She just comes across super confident and why not !

and half it is definitely just banter but some people can’t help but to bite ! It’s funny to me

Not bitter at all bud, just saying it like it is and repeating what's been said in the past. You know my banter

And you know mine thats why I kept it light mate I wasn’t having a dig you know I’m not about that cause I would of worded it a tad differently

I’m just saying to me it came off sour !

It’s my interpretation don’t start losing your shit

Dude I can honestly say it wasn't sour

No shit being lost here although I do need to use the toilet soon

Not surprising I’d have to relieve myself after that scalding !

Anyway was that a smile just now ? Good stuff get the banter going mate "

I definitely haven't felt any scalding bud and banter makes the world go round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

There just unrealistic attributes I just don’t have in my locker !

Not sure I’d even make the semi elite category if this is the criteria!

Better take that fab elite off my bio I obviously don’t deserve it

It's ok bud, she's blows out thousands of people in the hunt for that one elite meet and we know this because she has said in the past on other threads.

You just chill with the other 99.9% of the world population

You come across a tad bitter ? You good !?

Appreciate the heads up tho

but it’s water off a ducks back for me getting rejected on here I wouldn’t take it so personally!

She just comes across super confident and why not !

and half it is definitely just banter but some people can’t help but to bite ! It’s funny to me

Not bitter at all bud, just saying it like it is and repeating what's been said in the past. You know my banter

And you know mine thats why I kept it light mate I wasn’t having a dig you know I’m not about that cause I would of worded it a tad differently

I’m just saying to me it came off sour !

It’s my interpretation don’t start losing your shit

Dude I can honestly say it wasn't sour

No shit being lost here although I do need to use the toilet soon

Not surprising I’d have to relieve myself after that scalding !

Anyway was that a smile just now ? Good stuff get the banter going mate

I definitely haven't felt any scalding bud and banter makes the world go round

That’s the attitude we got tick skin around these parts !

And minted with banter for days !

Count me in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

There just unrealistic attributes I just don’t have in my locker !

Not sure I’d even make the semi elite category if this is the criteria!

Better take that fab elite off my bio I obviously don’t deserve it

It's ok bud, she's blows out thousands of people in the hunt for that one elite meet and we know this because she has said in the past on other threads.

You just chill with the other 99.9% of the world population

You come across a tad bitter ? You good !?

Appreciate the heads up tho

but it’s water off a ducks back for me getting rejected on here I wouldn’t take it so personally!

She just comes across super confident and why not !

and half it is definitely just banter but some people can’t help but to bite ! It’s funny to me

Not bitter at all bud, just saying it like it is and repeating what's been said in the past. You know my banter

And you know mine thats why I kept it light mate I wasn’t having a dig you know I’m not about that cause I would of worded it a tad differently

I’m just saying to me it came off sour !

It’s my interpretation don’t start losing your shit

Dude I can honestly say it wasn't sour

No shit being lost here although I do need to use the toilet soon

Not surprising I’d have to relieve myself after that scalding !

Anyway was that a smile just now ? Good stuff get the banter going mate

I definitely haven't felt any scalding bud and banter makes the world go round

Behave you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said this…

Then some guy said this…

Elites - what makes you have such a entitled attitude and think you are something special?

Yes as i said irony. And was a much more interesting question than fucking cuckoo spit!

I can see someone who is elite at sarcasm

There god damn professionals on here ! They like to think so anyway

Just like you

We both know I’m not professional!

But I get some good tips from some of your posts that’s for sure

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I said this…

Then some guy said this…

Elites - what makes you have such a entitled attitude and think you are something special?

Yes as i said irony. And was a much more interesting question than fucking cuckoo spit!

I can see someone who is elite at sarcasm

There god damn professionals on here ! They like to think so anyway

Just like you

We both know I’m not professional!

But I get some good tips from some of your posts that’s for sure

I don't know you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said this…

Then some guy said this…

Elites - what makes you have such a entitled attitude and think you are something special?

Yes as i said irony. And was a much more interesting question than fucking cuckoo spit!

I can see someone who is elite at sarcasm

There god damn professionals on here ! They like to think so anyway

Just like you

We both know I’m not professional!

But I get some good tips from some of your posts that’s for sure

I don't know you."

best off

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

There just unrealistic attributes I just don’t have in my locker !

Not sure I’d even make the semi elite category if this is the criteria!

Better take that fab elite off my bio I obviously don’t deserve it

It's ok bud, she's blows out thousands of people in the hunt for that one elite meet and we know this because she has said in the past on other threads.

You just chill with the other 99.9% of the world population

You come across a tad bitter ? You good !?

Appreciate the heads up tho

but it’s water off a ducks back for me getting rejected on here I wouldn’t take it so personally!

She just comes across super confident and why not !

and half it is definitely just banter but some people can’t help but to bite ! It’s funny to me

Not bitter at all bud, just saying it like it is and repeating what's been said in the past. You know my banter

And you know mine thats why I kept it light mate I wasn’t having a dig you know I’m not about that cause I would of worded it a tad differently

I’m just saying to me it came off sour !

It’s my interpretation don’t start losing your shit

Dude I can honestly say it wasn't sour

No shit being lost here although I do need to use the toilet soon

Not surprising I’d have to relieve myself after that scalding !

Anyway was that a smile just now ? Good stuff get the banter going mate

I definitely haven't felt any scalding bud and banter makes the world go round

Behave you x"

But I always behave

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"how would you define elite?

Someone that doesn't think they're above others but is able to do extraordinary things. Someone with good personality that's there for others in a time of need and is unselfish.

And most importantly, someone that is all natural yet still looks amazing, that's elite

There just unrealistic attributes I just don’t have in my locker !

Not sure I’d even make the semi elite category if this is the criteria!

Better take that fab elite off my bio I obviously don’t deserve it

It's ok bud, she's blows out thousands of people in the hunt for that one elite meet and we know this because she has said in the past on other threads.

You just chill with the other 99.9% of the world population

You come across a tad bitter ? You good !?

Appreciate the heads up tho

but it’s water off a ducks back for me getting rejected on here I wouldn’t take it so personally!

She just comes across super confident and why not !

and half it is definitely just banter but some people can’t help but to bite ! It’s funny to me

Not bitter at all bud, just saying it like it is and repeating what's been said in the past. You know my banter

And you know mine thats why I kept it light mate I wasn’t having a dig you know I’m not about that cause I would of worded it a tad differently

I’m just saying to me it came off sour !

It’s my interpretation don’t start losing your shit

Dude I can honestly say it wasn't sour

No shit being lost here although I do need to use the toilet soon

Not surprising I’d have to relieve myself after that scalding !

Anyway was that a smile just now ? Good stuff get the banter going mate

I definitely haven't felt any scalding bud and banter makes the world go round

Behave you x

But I always behave

I know xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Xxxxxxxxx

Xxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how would you define elite?"

With a dictionary?

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By *upersilver88Man
over a year ago

hazelgrove

"how would you define elite?

With a dictionary? "

Pmsl

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By *upersilver88Man
over a year ago

hazelgrove

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

I agree. I only ever fuck the elite of the elite...

In my dreams

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

The Meaning of ELITE

ELITE means "Skillful, quality, professional"

A lot of men say they are 'professional' on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Meaning of ELITE

ELITE means "Skillful, quality, professional"

A lot of men say they are 'professional' on here

Be careful using the term “professional” on here it’s always a hot topic

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

1. If you’d have sex with me I don’t care

2. It’s frog hopper eggs. I think their numbers are falling along with all the other insects.

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

"Anyone arrogant enough to want ‘elite’ is automatically deemed ugly no matter how you look

You’re right about the spit though

Automatically deemed ugly by whom, the hairy knee brigade?

Yes

As well

As anyone with a tiny hint of self esteem

And of course anyone who may be swayed by personality ( god forbid )

Lucky I have an awesome personality as well then. "

Shame that it doesn’t come across that way on the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone arrogant enough to want ‘elite’ is automatically deemed ugly no matter how you look

You’re right about the spit though

Automatically deemed ugly by whom, the hairy knee brigade?

Yes

As well

As anyone with a tiny hint of self esteem

And of course anyone who may be swayed by personality ( god forbid )

Lucky I have an awesome personality as well then.

Shame that it doesn’t come across that way on the forums "

Are you making that assumption _ased off this one thread or the many times we’ve interacted before, which is zero by the way.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"The Meaning of ELITE

ELITE means "Skillful, quality, professional"

A lot of men say they are 'professional' on here

Be careful using the term “professional” on here it’s always a hot topic "

My point was "elite" has nothing to do with looks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Meaning of ELITE

ELITE means "Skillful, quality, professional"

A lot of men say they are 'professional' on here

Be careful using the term “professional” on here it’s always a hot topic

My point was "elite" has nothing to do with looks."

Oh I got your point !

and I agree ! But I was joking about using the word professional on here

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"The Meaning of ELITE

ELITE means "Skillful, quality, professional"

A lot of men say they are 'professional' on here

Be careful using the term “professional” on here it’s always a hot topic

My point was "elite" has nothing to do with looks.

Oh I got your point !

and I agree ! But I was joking about using the word professional on here

Has the OP picked up on your white Knight attempts yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Meaning of ELITE

ELITE means "Skillful, quality, professional"

A lot of men say they are 'professional' on here

Be careful using the term “professional” on here it’s always a hot topic

My point was "elite" has nothing to do with looks."

Good point well made!

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Professional Male, Elite , Entitled

Obscenely Hansom

No my penis is not on offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Meaning of ELITE

ELITE means "Skillful, quality, professional"

A lot of men say they are 'professional' on here

Be careful using the term “professional” on here it’s always a hot topic

My point was "elite" has nothing to do with looks.

Oh I got your point !

and I agree ! But I was joking about using the word professional on here

Has the OP picked up on your white Knight attempts yet?

He doesn’t need to white knight. I spotted his jawline ages ago and knew that it belonged to a handsome face. I had his card marked so he can call me a cunt and I’d still fuck him.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"The Meaning of ELITE

ELITE means "Skillful, quality, professional"

A lot of men say they are 'professional' on here

Be careful using the term “professional” on here it’s always a hot topic

My point was "elite" has nothing to do with looks.

Oh I got your point !

and I agree ! But I was joking about using the word professional on here

Has the OP picked up on your white Knight attempts yet?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"The Meaning of ELITE

ELITE means "Skillful, quality, professional"

A lot of men say they are 'professional' on here

Be careful using the term “professional” on here it’s always a hot topic

My point was "elite" has nothing to do with looks.

Oh I got your point !

and I agree ! But I was joking about using the word professional on here

Has the OP picked up on your white Knight attempts yet?

He doesn’t need to white knight. I spotted his jawline ages ago and knew that it belonged to a handsome face. I had his card marked so he can call me a cunt and I’d still fuck him. "

Why am I not surprised

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"1) How does me saying that I’ll only have sex with the elite and by elite I mean obscenely handsome men, how does that make me entitled?

1) It doesn’t make you entitled. It just means you’d never meet me haha

2) never heard of cuckoo spit

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I have a few little blobs of that white foamy stuff on my mint plants this morning.

And before anyone asks, no I haven't been pulling on off in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a few little blobs of that white foamy stuff on my mint plants this morning.

And before anyone asks, no I haven't been pulling on off in the garden

Why not ? Just banged one out in the rose bush

it’s the weather for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My version of elite would be different to someone else’s as peoples tastes are varied.

I like handsome faces, nice jawlines, eyebrows, good bone structure. "

I think people are just bitter sometimes.

As you say, elite to you is different to the next person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is plenty of cuckoo spit in my Mum's white lavender bush that's for sure!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I went out to my garden to investigate. I have cuckoo spit on my oregano plant

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

1. It doesn't, they're just insecure/jealous.

2. I had some on my lavender plant in the garden the other day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We used to call it Frog Spit. Can't say I've seen it lately either but then again (unfortunately) I don't venture into the woods as often as I used to.

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