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Am I missing something here ?
What’s the strangest status update you’ve seen on fab ?
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"I'm honestly too scared to look st times
Jo x"Yeah I suppose you do live in Cardiff 
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"I'm honestly too scared to look st times
Jo x
Yeah I suppose you do live in Cardiff
(Please know that was just a joke ) "Ouch | |||
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"Red diesel is used for canal barges and other non-road engines/boilers." Thanks for the update I’ll let them know  | |||
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"I'm honestly too scared to look st times
Jo x
Yeah I suppose you do live in Cardiff
(Please know that was just a joke )
Ouch "I can’t say anything living in barnsley | |||
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"I love them ones when people threaten to leave Fuck off then" I don’t threaten to leave I say I think it’s time but fail to delete  
I should really fuck off but
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"Someone had their sort code and account number asking for money "Fuck can you remember if it was a couple , male or female ? | |||
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Site supporter code gets my number…. Xx
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"Just seen “ can anybody get me 2 litres of red diesel “ Just seen a couple post this
Am I missing something here ?
What’s the strangest status update you’ve seen on fab ?
"“Looking for a dirty cheesy cock” | |||
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"Someone had their sort code and account number asking for money
Fuck can you remember if it was a couple , male or female ? "A female, profile had been reported by few people and was removed | |||
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"Just seen “ can anybody get me 2 litres of red diesel “ Just seen a couple post this
Am I missing something here ?
What’s the strangest status update you’ve seen on fab ?
“Looking for a dirty cheesy cock” "Oh my ....
Just get a bag of watsits/ Cheetos | |||
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"The ones where you actually have to shake your head at" You shake your head at each of them ....?
I’d look like a bloody bobble head | |||
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"Just seen “ can anybody get me 2 litres of red diesel “ Just seen a couple post this
Am I missing something here ?
What’s the strangest status update you’ve seen on fab ?
“Looking for a dirty cheesy cock”
Oh my ....
Just get a bag of watsits/ Cheetos "Mira a guy using a girls account looking to humiliate. I report it every time I see the same username.  | |||
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"Haha! Someone on mine just asked if anyone is near asda and fancys a bra set "Haha that’s Asda price | |||
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"Someone is thirsty … on wait that’s me " I could help quench that thirst  | |||
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"Someone has pulled into a layby and is playing with their nipples " This is a road traffic offence
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"Someone is thirsty … on wait that’s me
I could help quench that thirst "You are so kind | |||
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"OP.... I'm blaming you for my new need for eye bleach. I've just been treated to 7 different hairy arseholes. SEVEN. DIFFERENT. HAIRY. ARSEHOLES. And that's why I stay away from my local updates. However there was a delicious chest in my friends updates "A hairy chocolate star fish should tantalise your tastebuds
They obviously think it’s one of the best they’ve seen or they wouldn’t post it would they ? | |||
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"I love them ones when people threaten to leave Fuck off then" Hahahaha, nice one | |||
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"Someone also wants to know of anyone will offer up their wife for a face fucking "That’s pretty normal for my local updates
Your part of the world needs to up their game in crazy updates | |||
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"Red diesel is used for canal barges and other non-road engines/boilers." Maybe they're stuck on a canal somewhere | |||
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"Someone has pulled into a layby and is playing with their nipples " Man or woman? Once’s kinda sexy, ones not haha | |||
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"OP.... I'm blaming you for my new need for eye bleach. I've just been treated to 7 different hairy arseholes. SEVEN. DIFFERENT. HAIRY. ARSEHOLES. And that's why I stay away from my local updates. However there was a delicious chest in my friends updates
A hairy chocolate star fish should tantalise your tastebuds
They obviously think it’s one of the best they’ve seen or they wouldn’t post it would they ? "Each to their own.... I'm not knocking them. But I'm staying out of local updates for a while because I don't particularly enjoy seeing them | |||
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"Don’t think I’ve ever looked at them. Maybe I should! "Have mine.... | |||
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"OP.... I'm blaming you for my new need for eye bleach. I've just been treated to 7 different hairy arseholes. SEVEN. DIFFERENT. HAIRY. ARSEHOLES. And that's why I stay away from my local updates. However there was a delicious chest in my friends updates
A hairy chocolate star fish should tantalise your tastebuds
They obviously think it’s one of the best they’ve seen or they wouldn’t post it would they ?
Each to their own.... I'm not knocking them. But I'm staying out of local updates for a while because I don't particularly enjoy seeing them "I’m sure you’d love mine if you saw it
Best I’ve ever seen
Only one I’ve ever seen | |||
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"Don’t think I’ve ever looked at them. Maybe I should! "Back on later  hahaha! | |||
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"OP.... I'm blaming you for my new need for eye bleach. I've just been treated to 7 different hairy arseholes. SEVEN. DIFFERENT. HAIRY. ARSEHOLES. And that's why I stay away from my local updates. However there was a delicious chest in my friends updates
A hairy chocolate star fish should tantalise your tastebuds
They obviously think it’s one of the best they’ve seen or they wouldn’t post it would they ?
Each to their own.... I'm not knocking them. But I'm staying out of local updates for a while because I don't particularly enjoy seeing them
I’m sure you’d love mine if you saw it
Best I’ve ever seen
Only one I’ve ever seen "I've no doubt yours is a delight. But let's not test the theory | |||
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"Don’t think I’ve ever looked at them. Maybe I should!
Back on later hahaha!"Hahahaha. They’re hotlist updates. I look at those . Xx | |||
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"Just seen “ can anybody get me 2 litres of red diesel “ Just seen a couple post this
Am I missing something here ?
What’s the strangest status update you’ve seen on fab ?
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"Red diesel is used for canal barges and other non-road engines/boilers. Maybe they're stuck on a canal somewhere "Or have a problem with their non-road engine/boiler ... | |||
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"I'm honestly too scared to look st times
Jo x
Yeah I suppose you do live in Cardiff
(Please know that was just a joke )
Ouch "Could be worse, coitus be Swansea eh?
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"Don’t think I’ve ever looked at them. Maybe I should!
Back on later hahaha!
Hahahaha. They’re hotlist updates. I look at those . Xx" I’m glad you do x | |||
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"I love the local updates. My favourites are the whingy ones about how all women are time wasters and Fab's a waste of time. You see some proper "throwing the toys out of the pram" statuses. "Little boys need to put the big girl pants on and get a grip | |||
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"OP.... I'm blaming you for my new need for eye bleach. I've just been treated to 7 different hairy arseholes. SEVEN. DIFFERENT. HAIRY. ARSEHOLES. And that's why I stay away from my local updates. However there was a delicious chest in my friends updates
A hairy chocolate star fish should tantalise your tastebuds
They obviously think it’s one of the best they’ve seen or they wouldn’t post it would they ?
Each to their own.... I'm not knocking them. But I'm staying out of local updates for a while because I don't particularly enjoy seeing them
I’m sure you’d love mine if you saw it
Best I’ve ever seen
Only one I’ve ever seen
I've no doubt yours is a delight. But let's not test the theory "You’re missing out you spoil sport | |||
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"I love the local updates. My favourites are the whingy ones about how all women are time wasters and Fab's a waste of time. You see some proper "throwing the toys out of the pram" statuses. "I wish I could say I see them too, but as I've blocked single men it's a whinge-free zone 99% of the time | |||
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"Right charmer recently posted that the women on here are cows, he's done with being nice, bitches. You're all going to get what's coming to you. I'm sure that was uber-successful and he's now knee-deep in clunge "Oooo knee deep in clunge
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"Seen someone asking something along the lines of ‘ne1 here no of any puppies 4 sale’ "Some ladies call their tits puppies …. “Letting the puppies out “ “Stroke my puppies “ So I don’t think this is unusual . | |||
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"Just seen “ can anybody get me 2 litres of red diesel “ Just seen a couple post this
Am I missing something here ?
What’s the strangest status update you’ve seen on fab ?
Saw this too "I hope you sorted a deal out for them …? Local Del Boy | |||
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"We've a guy always saying he's left the door ajar of anyone is brave enough to creep in. Not me!" you should go to the house and let some mice or rats in | |||
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"I'm honestly too scared to look st times
Jo x
Yeah I suppose you do live in Cardiff
(Please know that was just a joke )
Ouch
Could be worse, coitus be Swansea eh?
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"Someone needs a horny nurse in their life. Lots of "meet today" type posts Many, many, penis pictures " Penis pictures are like meerkats just pop up everywhere | |||
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"Someone needs a horny nurse in their life. Lots of "meet today" type posts Many, many, penis pictures " To be fair, everyone needs a horny nurse in their life. | |||
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"I love them ones when people threaten to leave Fuck off then" But there still there weeks later, attention seeking at its finest. | |||
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"A couple at the weekend posted their table number in weatherspoons asking for drinks. It was worth downloading that horrible company’s app just to send a plate of mushy peas (65p if you were wondering). " That’s the funniest thing | |||
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"I get this as a daily countdown: “ 97 days till membership runs out x” Wonder how long before she gives up " oh my | |||
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"See lots asking for snow in summer. It would melt surely? "I was wondering that!!! Unless they wanted a snowball fight maybe? That sounds fun. Or building a snowman. Or maybe they want to wee in it and see if it turns yellow? All for scientific research of course | |||
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"See lots asking for snow in summer. It would melt surely? "Oh I see this It seems crazy snow in June /July
It’s unheard of isn’t it | |||
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"See lots asking for snow in summer. It would melt surely?
Oh I see this
It seems crazy snow in June /July
It’s unheard of isn’t it
"June 2nd, 1975 | |||
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"See lots asking for snow in summer. It would melt surely?
Oh I see this
It seems crazy snow in June /July
It’s unheard of isn’t it
June 2nd, 1975" | |||
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"See lots asking for snow in summer. It would melt surely?
Oh I see this
It seems crazy snow in June /July
It’s unheard of isn’t it
June 2nd, 1975"Then the following year there was a drought! Crazy British weather | |||
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