FabSwingers.com forum: What do you call them

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

They have many names, many varied names.

Of course I'm talking about the wonder that are boobs.

Everyone loves them in their own way, but equally have varied names for them. What do you call them?

Bonus points to the women folk if you actually gave them and share their names!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits....Just tits. Or boobicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refer to them as 'the girls'. My ex husband used to call them Phil & Grant .....note he is an ex husband

NBVN x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Bosoms

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Tits....Just tits. Or boobicles "

Tits it's very similar to boobs in that it has a cuteness to the word. It's short and sweet.

George Carlin said it best.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I refer to them as 'the girls'. My ex husband used to call them Phil & Grant .....note he is an ex husband

NBVN x "

While hilarious, also why would he want to be playing with Phil & Grant during some very serious fun time... Well done on getting shut of him!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Bosoms

Always seems quite formal to me that one.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Bosoms

Always seems quite formal to me that one."

Bristols?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Mostly call them 'the girls'

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Boobs. Not a fan of the word tits

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Breasticles

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Puppies because they’re cuddly.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Boring old tits or boobs

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breasticles "

This is definitely the best one

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Or norks

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Usually the girls.

Or tits. Or boobs.

But usually the girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people call them bosoms

Others call them tits

But the best way to describe them

Are your wibbly wobbly bits

Purple Ronnie

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

The twins x

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The twins, which are eighteen years old this year.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

One of the funniest (non vulgar) designations I heard for them was: Howitzers

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Breasticles "

Boobage is a good one, as it includes the just as important cleavage.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I usually call them boobs in day to day, it sounds a bit of a silly word.

Tits sounds more filthy so isbusedbin a sexier scenario.

Bosom, especially if it's a heaving bosom cleavage.

Jubblies if I'm being really ridiculous.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Or norks "

Can never get my head around that one, it does not make them sound nice

it's not a nice sounding word!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

If being told to cum on them, I prefer the lady to refer to them as tits.

Anything else risks being comical and/or distracting.

E.g. Cum all over my heaving alabaster mounds

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

The terrible twins

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"If being told to cum on them, I prefer the lady to refer to them as tits.

Anything else risks being comical and/or distracting.

E.g. Cum all over my heaving alabaster mounds

‘Blow your load over my Bronskis!’

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The terrible twins

What makes them terrible?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"The terrible twins

What makes them terrible?

They like to do naughty things

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The terrible twins

What makes them terrible?

They like to do naughty things

Now that makes sense!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Dick calls mine the Shrewsbury two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Eden Project.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

To be honest, boobs are a bit like d*unk... I mean!

You can replace the word with almost anything and people would pretty much know what you are talking about in a sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer boobs and breasts. Tits seem so rude/vulgar to me

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Melons

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Bangers

The girls

Neddies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobies

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"If being told to cum on them, I prefer the lady to refer to them as tits.

Anything else risks being comical and/or distracting.

E.g. Cum all over my heaving alabaster mounds

I take back what I said.

I shall henceforth use "heaving alabaster mounds"

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Right and left out

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Tittie Fandangles but it’s a bit of a mouthful, much like my tittie fandangles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Boobs or tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs or titties

Her x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Hooters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

amazing pillows

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

Chebs. Passion pillows. Airbags. Honkey tonkeys. Pink ear puffs. Pinky and Perky. The twins, Patrick Stewart's head and his twin brother. Yul Brynner and Telly Savalas fighting in a sack, the puppies, Homer and Marge.

Etc etc etc. Whatever seems funny at the time.

Have to make your own entertainment dont you

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Tittyfarlars or breasticles

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Tittyfarlars or breasticles

Oh come on, you don't go with Babs' Baps?

I thought better of you, Babs.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Tittyfarlars or breasticles

Oh come on, you don't go with Babs' Baps?

I thought better of you, Babs.

I don’t, but everyone else does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tittyfarlars or breasticles

Wax on wax off

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Tittyfarlars or breasticles

Oh come on, you don't go with Babs' Baps?

I thought better of you, Babs.

I don’t, but everyone else does

Bab’s baps. Love it

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Tittyfarlars or breasticles

Oh come on, you don't go with Babs' Baps?

I thought better of you, Babs.

I don’t, but everyone else does

Bab’s baps. Love it

Yours are called my head rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Tittyfarlars or breasticles

Oh come on, you don't go with Babs' Baps?

I thought better of you, Babs.

I don’t, but everyone else does

Bab’s baps. Love it

Yours are called my head rest

They’ll always be a headrest for you Babs. Whenever you need them

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Tits or boobs mainly. Breasts occasionally.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Barracudas

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Chebs

Might be a Scottish term.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually just boobs, but sometimes chesticles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say tits if it's a horny conversation. Otherwise boobs. Breasts if I'm being biological!

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Chesticles.

Bristol cities.

Fun bags.

Three of my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are currently called unattended and untouched.

Hopefully that'll change soon.

Otherwise I just call them boobs. I know I'm boring.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Boobs (but never boobies), tits, norks, baps.

Mine are asymmetric, so I occasionally refer to them as Biggie and Smalls.

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