FabSwingers.com forum: Standby cock

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No, it isn't a five minute warning for imminent action.

How many men have worked out they are a "standby cock", called upon for action whenever the ladies main playmate had to drop out last minute?

How many ladies have a standby cock they can rely on if going through a fab dry spell?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ewwww no. How horrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewwww no. How horrible.

Yep, but the unfortunate thing is that it probably does happen. The women who have one and the prideless sods who just want to get laid...

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

No, I'd never do that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I thought this was more along the line of the "send a substitute" that was discussed the other day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not even plan F or G let alone plan B. Maybe plan Q if I’m lucky if someone’s really desperate with low standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not even plan F or G let alone plan B. Maybe plan Q if I’m lucky if someone’s really desperate with low standards "

So Worldcupwillie isn't even on the subs bench?

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

No I haven't and wouldn't...

To have a cock though next to me well...that cock does need to be on stand by!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’m not even plan F or G let alone plan B. Maybe plan Q if I’m lucky if someone’s really desperate with low standards "

Oh shut up Willy. You know I’d do ya at least! If that’s any consolation

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"I’m not even plan F or G let alone plan B. Maybe plan Q if I’m lucky if someone’s really desperate with low standards

So Worldcupwillie isn't even on the subs bench?

Hahaha..

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I thought this was more along the line of the "send a substitute" that was discussed the other day!

That actually made me laugh! I know that’s bad but wtf! Too unreal to not be funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really?

Who wants to be plan B?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really?

Who wants to be plan B?"

I don't think many men would mind....

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Hi op, I wouldn't do that to someone as I wouldn't want it done to myself xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really?

Who wants to be plan B?"

Although to be fair, how many guys know they're a plan B?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a standby cock. It's made of glass and resides in a velvet bag in my bedside drawer.

I'd not make a human my standby cock, that would be such an insult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really?

Who wants to be plan B?

Although to be fair, how many guys know they're a plan B?"

Wouldn't you work it out eventually based on a pattern of behaviour?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Really?

Who wants to be plan B?

Although to be fair, how many guys know they're a plan B?"

I doubt it. Men are more likely to do this. In my experience , Women would at least tell the truth and say I’ve been stood up , I’m pissed off, wanna hang out?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really?

Who wants to be plan B?

Although to be fair, how many guys know they're a plan B?

Wouldn't you work it out eventually based on a pattern of behaviour?"

Hmmm... Never been in that position so wouldn't know what to look for. Assume you mean just a half interest in conversation etc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt that a part of being an fb if you are or you have one. Called upon in times of need

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Only a silicone one.

If I'm not that into the guy it would be rubbish anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really?

Who wants to be plan B?

Although to be fair, how many guys know they're a plan B?

I doubt it. Men are more likely to do this. In my experience , Women would at least tell the truth and say I’ve been stood up , I’m pissed off, wanna hang out?!"

Actually I need to own up. I did that once. But hey. Open cards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a dick thing to do on the girls part

I hope I’ve never been stand by cock

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've definitely felt like a standby cunt on occasion. But I'd never do the same thing to anyone. It's a dick move and makes you feel like shit.

Have had a couple of fuck buddies in the past where we all knew the score and no one got upset if they just got a call for a last minute hook up though. But that's the point of a fb, surely.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"No, it isn't a five minute warning for imminent action.

How many men have worked out they are a "standby cock", called upon for action whenever the ladies main playmate had to drop out last minute?

How many ladies have a standby cock they can rely on if going through a fab dry spell?

We have never been a plan B as far as we know, and we would never be that desperate for play that we felt the need to have a standby play partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've once had it where one person cancelled on me as he was too tired. Then another text asking if I was free and I had him instead. Sheer fluke and unplanned.

Does that count?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I have a standby cock. It's made of glass and resides in a velvet bag in my bedside drawer.

I'd not make a human my standby cock, that would be such an insult."

Couldn't agree more, sounds like such a crappy thing to do to someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've definitely felt like a standby cunt on occasion. But I'd never do the same thing to anyone. It's a dick move and makes you feel like shit.

Have had a couple of fuck buddies in the past where we all knew the score and no one got upset if they just got a call for a last minute hook up though. But that's the point of a fb, surely."

Exaclty! I remember being told by one woman she would always have "a pair and a spair". Apparently I was one of the pair

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"I've once had it where one person cancelled on me as he was too tired. Then another text asking if I was free and I had him instead. Sheer fluke and unplanned.

Does that count?

PW"

Haha I’d be your standby if we were closer!!!

Seriously though, no. I couldn’t be on standby for someone always feeling second best.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

I remember having a meet planned - 3 hrs before it was due I got a txt - got handyman coming round to sort a problem with lock on bathroom - got trapped in there this morning… there are some notable flaws as … who can get a handyman/joiner on the same day and the veri. She posted later. Just put it down to experience - why get annoyed - if that’s the type of person they are we probably wouldn’t have got on in person anyway.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I have a guy who says he will gladly be on standby every night lol he's very sweet and a great fuck. We used to meet very regularly but have been out of touch for a number of years. I'm happy to be reacquainted with him.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

No, that’s not something that would appeal to me.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Standby suggests second best which is a terrible ouchy phrase and sentiment.

However.. I'm poly so I have more than one partner. If one cancelled our weekend I might very well get in touch with another.

But they have hearts and faces and are held high in my thoughts and feelings... not just standby cocks!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’m lucky to get a reply let alone be a standby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've once had it where one person cancelled on me as he was too tired. Then another text asking if I was free and I had him instead. Sheer fluke and unplanned.

Does that count?

Haha I’d be your standby if we were closer!!!

Seriously though, no. I couldn’t be on standby for someone always feeling second best. "

Second? I think you’d have to join the queue further down.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"I've once had it where one person cancelled on me as he was too tired. Then another text asking if I was free and I had him instead. Sheer fluke and unplanned.

Does that count?

Haha I’d be your standby if we were closer!!!

Seriously though, no. I couldn’t be on standby for someone always feeling second best.

Second? I think you’d have to join the queue further down.

Anything lower than first and I’m not interested…..for anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've once had it where one person cancelled on me as he was too tired. Then another text asking if I was free and I had him instead. Sheer fluke and unplanned.

Does that count?

Haha I’d be your standby if we were closer!!!

Seriously though, no. I couldn’t be on standby for someone always feeling second best.

Second? I think you’d have to join the queue further down.

Anything lower than first and I’m not interested…..for anyone!

Have you seen the other half of that couple profile. I think we can assume there is no other first here!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm a standby vagina for when the pretty, younger women aren't available.

I don't have standby men. First come first served.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"No, it isn't a five minute warning for imminent action.

How many men have worked out they are a "standby cock", called upon for action whenever the ladies main playmate had to drop out last minute?

How many ladies have a standby cock they can rely on if going through a fab dry spell?

I wish!! I have a hard enough job getting one never mind a standby!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"I've once had it where one person cancelled on me as he was too tired. Then another text asking if I was free and I had him instead. Sheer fluke and unplanned.

Does that count?

Haha I’d be your standby if we were closer!!!

Seriously though, no. I couldn’t be on standby for someone always feeling second best.

Second? I think you’d have to join the queue further down.

Anything lower than first and I’m not interested…..for anyone!

Have you seen the other half of that couple profile. I think we can assume there is no other first here!

Obviously outside the couple the dynamic is different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, she was promptly told to Jeff off

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Really?

Who wants to be plan B?

Although to be fair, how many guys know they're a plan B?

I doubt it. Men are more likely to do this. In my experience , Women would at least tell the truth and say I’ve been stood up , I’m pissed off, wanna hang out?!"

This ^ unless you are told how would you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No definitely not, I wouldn’t want to be someone’s last resort either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've once had it where one person cancelled on me as he was too tired. Then another text asking if I was free and I had him instead. Sheer fluke and unplanned.

Does that count?

Haha I’d be your standby if we were closer!!!

Seriously though, no. I couldn’t be on standby for someone always feeling second best.

Second? I think you’d have to join the queue further down.

Anything lower than first and I’m not interested…..for anyone!

Have you seen the other half of that couple profile. I think we can assume there is no other first here!

Obviously outside the couple the dynamic is different."

Which is why we need to join the queue further down. We’re the standbys to the standbys’ standbys.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Yep, she was promptly told to Jeff off

Was Jeff the other guy?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Really?

Who wants to be plan B?

Although to be fair, how many guys know they're a plan B?

I doubt it. Men are more likely to do this. In my experience , Women would at least tell the truth and say I’ve been stood up , I’m pissed off, wanna hang out?!

Actually I need to own up. I did that once. But hey. Open cards. "
I respect your honesty, fair play to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really?

Who wants to be plan B?

Although to be fair, how many guys know they're a plan B?

I doubt it. Men are more likely to do this. In my experience , Women would at least tell the truth and say I’ve been stood up , I’m pissed off, wanna hang out?!

Actually I need to own up. I did that once. But hey. Open cards. I respect your honesty, fair play to you!"

He was perfectly aware. I guess it would make a difference to me too. Informed choices.

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