FabSwingers.com forum: Things you don't hear anymore

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, Are you on MSN".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghosts

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Have you got 10p for the phone box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or do you use Yahoo Messenger or ICQ.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Have you got change for the phone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘To me, ‘

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I've got no credit (on mobiles) or

Get off the Internet I need to use the phone

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Have you got 10p for the phone box?"

Oh snap only in my case it was 4d

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Ghosts "

And proper alien sightings, since mobile phones and YouTube they’ve all gone into hiding

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Get off the internet so i can use the house phone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ghosts

And proper alien sightings, since mobile phones and YouTube they’ve all gone into hiding "
Yeah like crop circles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ASL?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Fancy a shag?

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Flight now boarding ...

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

ASL?

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Save us twos!

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

‘I’m just off to the library’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got mail

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Let's look at the holidays and flights on teletext

Jo x

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By *extravagantWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Do you have a fax number?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please and thank you

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Page me!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Dial up internet.

If you miss it - here's a bit of nostalgia:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNO1X9RZ86U

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

"Please and thank you"

^ this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we can watch that again, I taped it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s my round, I’ll get em in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I haven't heard anyone asking about the Yellow pages in a while, maybe some do??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you in the phone book? No, I'm ex-directory.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

And don't forget to switch off your set.

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Mum have you seen my Jackson 5 cassette

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

ASL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I borrow a cup of sugar

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Mum have you seen my Jackson 5 cassette "

Turn the record over

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

Don't use the ch0ke, you'll flood the engine!

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By *old200Man
over a year ago

Congleton

"Have you got 10p for the phone box?"

Jesus i remember when it was 2p and 5 pence.... so old ! so old!!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"‘To me, ‘"

Haha to you.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

It’s ok, your opinion is as valid as mine.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

Half a Crown to look after your car mister.

Kids at Prospect of Whitby. Wapping. circa 1964. If you did not pay you would have no hub caps left on your car.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Trust me, I know what Im doing .... (they don't)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of a penny farthing whistling down a cobbled street.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Longbridge

The hub of British car production.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good music blaring out from cars, I literally can’t remember the last time someone played a good tune from their car. It’s almost always complete and utter shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruno Brookes doing the Top 40 countdown on Radio 1 while you tried to tape it without getting his voice over the track!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good music blaring out from cars, I literally can’t remember the last time someone played a good tune from their car. It’s almost always complete and utter shite. "

This! Usually people my age too that blast a load of shit out that I swear they don’t even like they just do it to look good but actually they look like a tit

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Fuck! I’ve just stood in white dog shit!’

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Phone me

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

"Good music blaring out from cars, I literally can’t remember the last time someone played a good tune from their car. It’s almost always complete and utter shite.

This! Usually people my age too that blast a load of shit out that I swear they don’t even like they just do it to look good but actually they look like a tit

Someone drove past blasting tenacious d the other day. I was so happy to hear something other than what sounds like a car alarm going off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good music blaring out from cars, I literally can’t remember the last time someone played a good tune from their car. It’s almost always complete and utter shite.

This! Usually people my age too that blast a load of shit out that I swear they don’t even like they just do it to look good but actually they look like a tit

I mean, I think they must think the music is cool to play it so loud and I’m cringing inside at the utter awfulness of it, I think am I just that out of touch, then I think no, it’s just terrible terrible music.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Penny for the guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good music blaring out from cars, I literally can’t remember the last time someone played a good tune from their car. It’s almost always complete and utter shite.

This! Usually people my age too that blast a load of shit out that I swear they don’t even like they just do it to look good but actually they look like a tit

Someone drove past blasting tenacious d the other day. I was so happy to hear something other than what sounds like a car alarm going off."

Well no complaint at that if it was the greatest and best song in the world...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Bring out your dead!'

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By *J35mcrMan
over a year ago

Leigh

Air raid sirens

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"'Bring out your dead!'"

‘Unclean! Unclean!’

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Let's fuck again

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Be a good boy or Santa won't bring you the bike ya wanted!

Bastids ... they had no intention of buying me one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ee by eck

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Let's fuck again "

Like we did last summer

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The chime of milk bottles on a before it's time tesla driving up the street at 5 in the morning

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Ernie the fastest milkmen in the west...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Always remember to rewind the tape before returning it to the video rental shop.’

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Let's fuck again

Like we did last summer "

We definitely did not do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you seen my cheese fondue set

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Your projectionist tonight is Eric. Who unlike you...

R whites Im a secret lemonade drinker...

A Mars a day helps you work rest and play..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Ooo look - Vol Au Vonts!’

(I can’t find them anywhere today!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Good day at work dear. I've put your slippers by your chair, filled your pipe and made your favourite for dinner. Once you've sat down I'll bring you your whisky. Can I take your coat?'

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Rag and bone.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Did you watch Dallas last night? Damn, I would never have guessed it was her that shot JR!’

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

We're running low on bread, put a note out for the milkman for a large white farmhouse will you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Can you tell what it is yet?'

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Donald Trump

Thankfully

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"'Good day at work dear. I've put your slippers by your chair, filled your pipe and made your favourite for dinner. Once you've sat down I'll bring you your whisky. Can I take your coat?'"

You're brave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of things thanks to tinnitus

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Put the empty milk bottles out.

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon

The scream of the modem and fax machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donald Trump

Thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Good day at work dear. I've put your slippers by your chair, filled your pipe and made your favourite for dinner. Once you've sat down I'll bring you your whisky. Can I take your coat?'"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"‘To me, ‘"

To you

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Please and thank you

Sadly

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Welcome to Debenhams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not read the comments, but betting some boomer put "please & thank you hurr durr durr"

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By *otkisses33Woman
over a year ago

felpham

The sound of both my brothers and fathers laughter they both died in April miss them so much

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"The sound of both my brothers and fathers laughter they both died in April miss them so much

Sorry for your loss.

Miss the sound of my 96 year old grans voice too.

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon

That faint leafy rustling sound as your Walkman chewed up and disemboweled your favourite Slayer cassette tape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People wondering where white dog shit has gone

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The tetley tea men

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Only the crumbliest flakiest...

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"we can watch that again, I taped it"

We have a Freeview recorder but still say 'I taped it'

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Milk marketing board adverts

Tufty the squirrel Road safety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minidiscs are the future of portable audio.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Milk marketing board adverts

Tufty the squirrel Road safety"

YouTube Tufty

The updated ones are brilliant.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I need to find some information about something, I will go to the Library and look it up in a book.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The tv adverts that used to warn kids not to go with strangers, etc.

And

The green cross code man.

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon

"The tv adverts that used to warn kids not to go with strangers, etc.

And

The green cross code man.

None of my mates back in the day ever believed me when I tried to convince them that the Green Cross code man was also Darth Vader.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

Church bells on a Sunday morning.

Children laughing while kicking a empty tin in the street.

The fireman's alert siren. Or is it the 3 minute warning.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Of course I love you

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

"Good music blaring out from cars, I literally can’t remember the last time someone played a good tune from their car. It’s almost always complete and utter shite.

This! Usually people my age too that blast a load of shit out that I swear they don’t even like they just do it to look good but actually they look like a tit

Someone drove past blasting tenacious d the other day. I was so happy to hear something other than what sounds like a car alarm going off.

Well no complaint at that if it was the greatest and best song in the world...

Nah, it was just a tribute

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

"The tv adverts that used to warn kids not to go with strangers, etc.

And

The green cross code man.

None of my mates back in the day ever believed me when I tried to convince them that the Green Cross code man was also Darth Vader.

Well..he was part of Darth Vader lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ASL ?(Age, sex, location)

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By *an hjCouple
over a year ago

Stowmarket

The Blue tits have had the cream.

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By *an hjCouple
over a year ago

Stowmarket

Tv programs without the annoying "background " music.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

The plaintive mating call of the male dodo.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Faf I don't hear that anymore.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"The tv adverts that used to warn kids not to go with strangers, etc.

And

The green cross code man.

None of my mates back in the day ever believed me when I tried to convince them that the Green Cross code man was also Darth Vader.

Apparently - he was also the physical trainer to Christopher Reeve when he got the part for Superman.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"The tv adverts that used to warn kids not to go with strangers, etc.

And

The green cross code man.

None of my mates back in the day ever believed me when I tried to convince them that the Green Cross code man was also Darth Vader.

Well..he was part of Darth Vader lol."

Not his voice, thank goodness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Hi, Are you on MSN".

Oh my I remember this platform many many moons ago

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Something for the weekend sir?

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

Our phone line is a party line.

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By *uck-Me-Hard-Scotland-M2MMan
over a year ago

Barnhill (outside Dundee)

"Fancy a shag? "

Not true. Unless you mean during CoVid

The Security Guard

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/1139795

Some blatant self promotion

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Move along on the bus please.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

That will be 19 and 1/2 pence please.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Our phone line is a party line."

Ohhh...

We must have a crossed line can you hang up please.?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Do you collect....

the vouchers? (at esso garages with vouchers for those faux crystal glasses)

Green shield stamps

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Charlie says…..

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"The tv adverts that used to warn kids not to go with strangers, etc.

And

The green cross code man.

None of my mates back in the day ever believed me when I tried to convince them that the Green Cross code man was also Darth Vader.

Well..he was part of Darth Vader lol.

Not his voice, thank goodness.

Just hasn’t got the menace

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KQFho0_G1VI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna hear my Bony M LP ???

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By *uck-Me-Hard-Scotland-M2MMan
over a year ago

Barnhill (outside Dundee)

"Charlie says….. "

You can get them on DVD!

Used to be two, Charley Says and Charley Live. Now they combined in to one package, 280 live and animated classics. £5.99 from you know where.

As an aside, but related, I near fell off my chair when I heard on BBC1 "there now follows a government information film on behalf of the Scottish Government". I haven't heard ".... government information film" since I was at school. It was a "get the jab" thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He was knee high to a grasshopper"

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Charlie says…..

You can get them on DVD!

Used to be two, Charley Says and Charley Live. Now they combined in to one package, 280 live and animated classics. £5.99 from you know where.

There was 280 of them

I had to look them up, these are the ones I remember, Charley was damn creepy on its own.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CVOMK6YD6fw

Government information films, another blast now it’s all tweets or emails

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Charlie says….. "

He used to scare me. Did he eat a fish bone or something? That one?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Charlie says…..

He used to scare me. Did he eat a fish bone or something? That one?"

Aye he was given a whole fish to eat and was left holding the fish skeleton when done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is your Captain speaking. I'd like to welcome you all aboard flight....."

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"England have won the World Cup..."

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Charlie says…..

He used to scare me. Did he eat a fish bone or something? That one?

Aye he was given a whole fish to eat and was left holding the fish skeleton when done "

That’s the one! Creepy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Got a great deal on a telly rental from Rumbelows.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Fluff freeman on a sunday afternoon with the top 40 bought to you by record sales collated by the bmrb... Baaa ba ba ba ba baaaa...

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The dulcet tones of Peter Alliss, Brian Johnstone, John Arlott, Brian Moore, Dickie Davies....

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By *uck-Me-Hard-Scotland-M2MMan
over a year ago

Barnhill (outside Dundee)

"Charlie says…..

He used to scare me. "

I was traumatised by Willy Weasel getting knocked down going for an ice cream.

But one of the non animated ones that EVERYONE remembers when prompted....

Go to the tube and search for

Lonely Water

Pick the one that comes up

Lonely Water (1973)

Donald Pleasance voicing the Grim Reaper.

Said "I'll be back" LONG before Arnie

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By *an hjCouple
over a year ago

Stowmarket

Saw it on teletext

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The tv adverts that used to warn kids not to go with strangers, etc.

And

The green cross code man.

Ironic that we were taught never to go with a stranger in their vehicle, and now there's an app that calls a stranger to your door to pick you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got your pools money?

Turn the immersion off, I'm not made of money.

Give me 2 rings to let me know you got home safe.

Oh, I wish I had my camera with me.

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

"Razorlight are overrated"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"‘To me, ‘"

This is too good to let it pass without comment.

It tickled and hurt at the same time.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I'll be up when the epilogue comes on

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Chunky will you fuck me hard?"

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

What's your AOL name?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"What you talking bout Willis"

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

""England have won the World Cup...""

I (Mr) was born on the day that they did.

It's most likely why I detest it.

It's 99.9% certain not to happen again as the players have no passion or hunger nowadays.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Welcome to the Crossroads Motel.

Miss Diane.

Comedy that is actually funny.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Ooh Everard, Shut that door.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Fandabbiedozzie

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Once it's roaring, take the plate off and close the damper.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Pass the carbon paper….. damn and the tippex

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I told you not to bank the fire up so high .......... it's bedtime soon.

Pull the damper down we are fucking choking in smoke here !

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I told you not to bank the fire up so high .......... it's bedtime soon.

Pull the damper down we are fucking choking in smoke here !"

Go and fill the coal scuttle boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ghosts

And proper alien sightings, since mobile phones and YouTube they’ve all gone into hiding "

I saw Chris Smalling and his wife mention that they saw one last week

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By *iver1ukMan
over a year ago

kettering

I recorded the top 40 last night ( on tape)

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

I've bought you a phone card, call me when you get there and find a phone box.

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By *iver1ukMan
over a year ago

kettering

[Removed by poster at 16/06/21 15:29:58]

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

Have you got 50p for the tv meter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add me on bebo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Hi, Are you on MSN".

Oh my I remember this platform many many moons ago "

I remember when a platform was incongruous shoes with high heels.

Waiting for the telly to warm up.

The insurance man coming on a Thursday night.

Arguing with my parents over TOTPs and the Persuaders.

Coming ready or not which on Fab has other connotations.

I will take the mineral bottles back for the 3d deposit.

I will have a marathon, treets, spangles and a caramac please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a Bazooka Joe please?

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Have you heard the new album on laser disc

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Don't open the door! You'll ruin the reel

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Don't open the door! You'll ruin the reel"

My dad bought me a reel to reel for my birthday and recorded how use it on the tape omg

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Let's watch it on the VCR"

"The CD is scratched, is jumping"

"Tonight Matthew I'm going to be....."(stars in their eyes show)

"Ladies and gentlemen it's bliiind dah date and here is your host miss Ciiilaaa Blaaaack"

"Hello number 1 what's your name and where'd you come from chuck?" Rip Cilla

Don't hear people talking about MySpace,Bebo or Hi5 anymore xx

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

I'm going to tape the Top 40 charts on Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to tape the Top 40 charts on Sunday."

Is that on a Memorex cassette or were you well off and taped on a BASF?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Put the milk bottles out

Switch on the electric blanket

Let the TV/radio warm up for a bit

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Fanny farts. Did they find a cure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too tired, not tonight

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

I found them.on Friends reunited

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im downloading on NAPSTER!!

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By *amish SMan
over a year ago

Eastleigh

Ten bob, or references to the ten bob note.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Ten bob, or references to the ten bob note. "

Or.. As bent as a nine Bob note

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

The crack of a tooth breaking on the sixpence in the Christmas pud...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sinclair C5 has changed the way I travel

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By *tevied1976Man
over a year ago

gloucester

"‘To me, ‘

Haha to you. "

I think now all you'll hear is "To me", but you won't get a "To you" back.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Again, Again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of the landlind ringing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sound of the landlind ringing..."

*Land-Line

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

"Good music blaring out from cars, I literally can’t remember the last time someone played a good tune from their car. It’s almost always complete and utter shite. "

This is true, however when I was in Salisbury on Sunday an older gentleman in a vintage 1990s ruinous pile of metal was banging out Europe's "The Final Countdown" full blast whilst driving down the highstreet.

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

- What's your bebo/MySpace addie?

- "Oh no, someone has taped over that program I recorded last night". (And then pausing a VHS and watching everyone dance La Cucaracha.)

- Out of texts on my phone, call me.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Shake n vac to put the freshness back

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Today is wash day

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