FabSwingers.com forum: Fiddles for Fab president

By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Taken from another thread (i know, how original).

Anyway......

I'd like to nominate Fiddles for Forum Fab President.

Who gets your vote?

(Just a bit of fun guys and gals - nothing serious).

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I second that motion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I second that vote.. can I be his secretary

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I second that vote.. can I be his secretary

You just want to do his dictation.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Can i be minister of foreign affairs - that does mean screwing on holiday right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree I can be pic lady

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Can i be minister of foreign affairs - that does mean screwing on holiday right? "

But only on holiday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy to do the Tequila Slammers with him

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm happy to do the Tequila Slammers with him

Is that an innuendo??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll get the banners and badges ready

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I agree I can be pic lady

Pic Lady or first lady?

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I second that motion!"

Lets keep his motions out if this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy to do the Tequila Slammers with him

Is that an innuendo??

He offered on the swimwear post, his salty balls .....

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I’ll get the banners and badges ready

Good girl.

I knew I'd like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree I can be pic lady

Pic Lady or first lady? "

Ohh yes please ha will he allow thou ha

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm happy to do the Tequila Slammers with him

Is that an innuendo??

He offered on the swimwear post, his salty balls ....."

I should've known better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll get the banners and badges ready

Good girl.

I knew I'd like you.

I’m very good with my hands

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I'd like to raise a point of order as insufficient notice was given to call this nomination meeting, therefore attendance is too low for it to be quorate.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I agree I can be pic lady

Pic Lady or first lady?

Ohh yes please ha will he allow thou ha

He'll just be told. He doesn't get to choose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I second that vote.. can I be his secretary

You just want to do his dictation.

I'm just here to serve our president.. if dics are involved so be it

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I’ll get the banners and badges ready

Good girl.

I knew I'd like you.

I’m very good with my hands

Taxi to Birmingham please.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm happy to do the Tequila Slammers with him

Is that an innuendo??

He offered on the swimwear post, his salty balls ....."

Balls

. I’m in.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'd like to raise a point of order as insufficient notice was given to call this nomination meeting, therefore attendance is too low for it to be quorate."

(Blows raspberry)

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I second that vote.. can I be his secretary

You just want to do his dictation.

I'm just here to serve our president.. if dics are involved so be it

There's always plenty of dicks in politics.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm happy to do the Tequila Slammers with him

Is that an innuendo??

He offered on the swimwear post, his salty balls .....

Balls

. I’m in. "

Balls deep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all for Fiddles being president. Tbh I'm all for Fiddles been what ever he wants

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

between OX26 & BH23

"I'd like to raise a point of order as insufficient notice was given to call this nomination meeting, therefore attendance is too low for it to be quorate."

miss Aphrodite You have no authority

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm all for Fiddles being president. Tbh I'm all for Fiddles been what ever he wants

Can I place you in his Secretarial pool?

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'd like to raise a point of order as insufficient notice was given to call this nomination meeting, therefore attendance is too low for it to be quorate.

miss Aphrodite You have no authority

Go on mate, you tell her.

(I'm not - she scares me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm all for Fiddles being president. Tbh I'm all for Fiddles been what ever he wants

Can I place you in his Secretarial pool?

Anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy to do the Tequila Slammers with him

Is that an innuendo??

He offered on the swimwear post, his salty balls .....

I should've known better.

I did ask where the lemon slice was being kept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy to do the Tequila Slammers with him

Is that an innuendo??

He offered on the swimwear post, his salty balls .....

Balls

. I’m in. "

One each?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm happy to do the Tequila Slammers with him

Is that an innuendo??

He offered on the swimwear post, his salty balls .....

Balls

. I’m in.

One each?

Oh yes

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Can i be minister of foreign affairs - that does mean screwing on holiday right?

But only on holiday.

Ill just take lots of holidays on tax payer money! SORTED!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I second that motion!

Lets keep his motions out if this.

I like his motion..... a kind of hip rocking

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm happy to do the Tequila Slammers with him

Is that an innuendo??

He offered on the swimwear post, his salty balls .....

I should've known better.

I did ask where the lemon slice was being kept

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Can i be minister of foreign affairs - that does mean screwing on holiday right?

But only on holiday.

Ill just take lots of holidays on tax payer money! SORTED! "

Good job we have departments worldwide.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

He’s a fine fellow. I vote for fiddles

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"I'd like to raise a point of order as insufficient notice was given to call this nomination meeting, therefore attendance is too low for it to be quorate.

miss Aphrodite You have no authority

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"He’s a fine fellow. I vote for fiddles"

Good lad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to nominate;

Nora and NSP.

Why? Because i said so

Thank you for your time.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'd like to nominate;

Nora and NSP.

Why? Because i said so

Thank you for your time."

! Nooooo I don’t like responsibility! x

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'd like to nominate;

Nora and NSP.

Why? Because i said so

Thank you for your time."

Added to the list of nominees.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'd like to nominate;

Nora and NSP.

Why? Because i said so

Thank you for your time.

! Nooooo I don’t like responsibility! x"

Shush you - you don't have a choice.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ok now I’ve actually read the thread properly

I’ll vote kietonel. He seems pretty sensible. Am I allowed 2? If so Keeley

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Ok now I’ve actually read the thread properly

I’ll vote kietonel. He seems pretty sensible. Am I allowed 2? If so Keeley "

So if being 'sensible' is your reasoning...... Why Keeley?

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Or is it just because she has great tits?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ok now I’ve actually read the thread properly

I’ll vote kietonel. He seems pretty sensible. Am I allowed 2? If so Keeley

So if being 'sensible' is your reasoning...... Why Keeley?

. That ones more coz she makes me laugh so much.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Or is it just because she has great tits?

And that

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Or is it just because she has great tits?

And that

Fair enough - they're both in too.

And her boobs.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd like to nominate;

Nora and NSP.

Why? Because i said so

Thank you for your time."

Can I be the chief of staff?

That's where the real power is.....

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'd like to nominate;

Nora and NSP.

Why? Because i said so

Thank you for your time.

Can I be the chief of staff?

That's where the real power is.....

Ooooo. Sneaky.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd like to nominate;

Nora and NSP.

Why? Because i said so

Thank you for your time.

Can I be the chief of staff?

That's where the real power is.....

Ooooo. Sneaky.

Plus it means I get to work on Fiddles or Nora

Work with. Damn auto carrot

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'd like to nominate;

Nora and NSP.

Why? Because i said so

Thank you for your time.

Can I be the chief of staff?

That's where the real power is.....

Ooooo. Sneaky.

Plus it means I get to work on Fiddles or Nora

Work with. Damn auto carrot

I'll find a position for Nora then.

Preferably - on her knees.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'd like to nominate;

Nora and NSP.

Why? Because i said so

Thank you for your time.

Can I be the chief of staff?

That's where the real power is.....

Ooooo. Sneaky.

Plus it means I get to work on Fiddles or Nora

Work with. Damn auto carrot

I'll find a position for Nora then.

Preferably - on her knees.

I’m a goddess on my knees

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'd like to nominate;

Nora and NSP.

Why? Because i said so

Thank you for your time.

Can I be the chief of staff?

That's where the real power is.....

Ooooo. Sneaky.

Plus it means I get to work on Fiddles or Nora

Work with. Damn auto carrot

I'll find a position for Nora then.

Preferably - on her knees.

I’m a goddess on my knees

You're a goddess anyway. Xx

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'd like to nominate;

Nora and NSP.

Why? Because i said so

Thank you for your time.

Can I be the chief of staff?

That's where the real power is.....

Ooooo. Sneaky.

Plus it means I get to work on Fiddles or Nora

Work with. Damn auto carrot

I'll find a position for Nora then.

Preferably - on her knees.

I’m a goddess on my knees

You're a goddess anyway. Xx"

The goddess of sarcasm

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd like to nominate;

Nora and NSP.

Why? Because i said so

Thank you for your time.

Can I be the chief of staff?

That's where the real power is.....

Ooooo. Sneaky.

Plus it means I get to work on Fiddles or Nora

Work with. Damn auto carrot

I'll find a position for Nora then.

Preferably - on her knees.

I’m a goddess on my knees

I'm a lover

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'd like to nominate;

Nora and NSP.

Why? Because i said so

Thank you for your time.

Can I be the chief of staff?

That's where the real power is.....

Ooooo. Sneaky.

Plus it means I get to work on Fiddles or Nora

Work with. Damn auto carrot

I'll find a position for Nora then.

Preferably - on her knees.

I’m a goddess on my knees

You're a goddess anyway. Xx

The goddess of sarcasm

That too.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'd like to nominate;

Nora and NSP.

Why? Because i said so

Thank you for your time.

Can I be the chief of staff?

That's where the real power is.....

Ooooo. Sneaky.

Plus it means I get to work on Fiddles or Nora

Work with. Damn auto carrot

I'll find a position for Nora then.

Preferably - on her knees.

I’m a goddess on my knees

I'm a lover

. I’m all of them. And nothing in between

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'd like to nominate;

Nora and NSP.

Why? Because i said so

Thank you for your time.

Can I be the chief of staff?

That's where the real power is.....

Ooooo. Sneaky.

Plus it means I get to work on Fiddles or Nora

Work with. Damn auto carrot

I'll find a position for Nora then.

Preferably - on her knees.

I’m a goddess on my knees

I'm a lover

. I’m all of them. And nothing in between

We'll make a new department - just for you....

The department of not higher than 3 foot. (Doesn't quite sound right).

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd like to nominate;

Nora and NSP.

Why? Because i said so

Thank you for your time.

Can I be the chief of staff?

That's where the real power is.....

Ooooo. Sneaky.

Plus it means I get to work on Fiddles or Nora

Work with. Damn auto carrot

I'll find a position for Nora then.

Preferably - on her knees.

I’m a goddess on my knees

I'm a lover

. I’m all of them. And nothing in between

Me too.... we are so well matched

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'd like to nominate;

Nora and NSP.

Why? Because i said so

Thank you for your time.

Can I be the chief of staff?

That's where the real power is.....

Ooooo. Sneaky.

Plus it means I get to work on Fiddles or Nora

Work with. Damn auto carrot

I'll find a position for Nora then.

Preferably - on her knees.

I’m a goddess on my knees

I'm a lover

. I’m all of them. And nothing in between

Me too.... we are so well matched

If you 2 are both going to be on your knees I'm going to have to be your head of security and stand guard.

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