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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Yes, I spelt that correctly!

You’ve been entered into an open inanimate object throwing competition, however, instead of wellies, hammers, shot puts or cabers, you get to choose the item that you’re throwing.

The catch is that you’re getting marked on the weight of the object, how far you throw it and its proportion to you.

For example, if you’re 5’, weigh the same as a wet towel, choose a car, then move it an inch you’ll score high. If you’re 6’4”, built like Annie and do the same, you’ll get fewer points.

So think carefully folks, choose your tossing implement wisely...

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Are you bored

I choose 20kg food sacks onto a 4ft high trailer again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This seems to.involve too much maths for my liking

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I'm going to wang you op Aeroplane style, spin round holding your ankle and wrist until you're flying then let you go....

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Are you bored

I choose 20kg food sacks onto a 4ft high trailer again "

Very

Do you think that you can get more heft to them?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I'm going to wang you op Aeroplane style, spin round holding your ankle and wrist until you're flying then let you go.... "

Next time I see you at a social, I’m going to let you

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"This seems to.involve too much maths for my liking "

Not at all!

It’s a simple balance of ratios, distance vs weight

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"I'm going to wang you op Aeroplane style, spin round holding your ankle and wrist until you're flying then let you go....

Next time I see you at a social, I’m going to let you"

I won't forget that Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This seems to.involve too much maths for my liking

Not at all!

It’s a simple balance of ratios, distance vs weight"

You're just confusing me even more

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Are you bored

I choose 20kg food sacks onto a 4ft high trailer again

Very

Do you think that you can get more heft to them? "

Only in cold weather and 5ft is my h/s limit

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Thor hammer and I’m the winner

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Thor hammer and I’m the winner "

Cool…

It all depends on if you’re worthy

Also Mjolnir always comes back…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This seems to.involve too much maths for my liking

Not at all!

It’s a simple balance of ratios, distance vs weight"

Is shape and Aerodynamics a factor? I'll be wanging an aerobie, not particularly big or heavy but distance will make up for it!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"This seems to.involve too much maths for my liking

Not at all!

It’s a simple balance of ratios, distance vs weight

Is shape and Aerodynamics a factor? I'll be wanging an aerobie, not particularly big or heavy but distance will make up for it!"

Nope, shape is irrelevant.

It all depends on if you’re certain that the lightness of the object will give you sufficient distance in correlation to your body.

If a smaller person throws a similar object a similar distance, you lose

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'll wang a scaffold pole. One of the short ones.

Oh and by the way, I'm a total catfish. Pics aren't of me and my profile is a lie.

I'm actually 3'9 and weigh 3 stone.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I'll wang a scaffold pole. One of the short ones.

Oh and by the way, I'm a total catfish. Pics aren't of me and my profile is a lie.

I'm actually 3'9 and weigh 3 stone."

Hmmm… I’m not sure if I can accept this new and frankly shocking revelation.

I will require proof of your *ahem* ‘diminutive status’, and that you’re not just having me on in order to win this highly prestigious competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This seems to.involve too much maths for my liking

Not at all!

It’s a simple balance of ratios, distance vs weight

Is shape and Aerodynamics a factor? I'll be wanging an aerobie, not particularly big or heavy but distance will make up for it!

Nope, shape is irrelevant.

It all depends on if you’re certain that the lightness of the object will give you sufficient distance in correlation to your body.

If a smaller person throws a similar object a similar distance, you lose "

Then I better give it the beans then!

Also, I shall take said aerobie to the top of a mountain and launch it from there, if said smaller person tries the same thing; they're smaller, I'll just push 'em over the edge

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"This seems to.involve too much maths for my liking

Not at all!

It’s a simple balance of ratios, distance vs weight

Is shape and Aerodynamics a factor? I'll be wanging an aerobie, not particularly big or heavy but distance will make up for it!

Nope, shape is irrelevant.

It all depends on if you’re certain that the lightness of the object will give you sufficient distance in correlation to your body.

If a smaller person throws a similar object a similar distance, you lose

Then I better give it the beans then!

Also, I shall take said aerobie to the top of a mountain and launch it from there, if said smaller person tries the same thing; they're smaller, I'll just push 'em over the edge "

^^ this man gets it

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Fucking load of wangers!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll wang a scaffold pole. One of the short ones.

Oh and by the way, I'm a total catfish. Pics aren't of me and my profile is a lie.

I'm actually 3'9 and weigh 3 stone.

Hmmm… I’m not sure if I can accept this new and frankly shocking revelation.

I will require proof of your *ahem* ‘diminutive status’, and that you’re not just having me on in order to win this highly prestigious competition "

All my real pics are rather risqué though Tea..... I don't want to offend your eyes!

And I can't believe you think I might be being mendacious. I'm hurt.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I'll wang a scaffold pole. One of the short ones.

Oh and by the way, I'm a total catfish. Pics aren't of me and my profile is a lie.

I'm actually 3'9 and weigh 3 stone.

Hmmm… I’m not sure if I can accept this new and frankly shocking revelation.

I will require proof of your *ahem* ‘diminutive status’, and that you’re not just having me on in order to win this highly prestigious competition

All my real pics are rather risqué though Tea..... I don't want to offend your eyes!

And I can't believe you think I might be being mendacious. I'm hurt."

Pffft

I’m sensing the first ever wanging DQ.

Don’t make me go to VAR on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll push a 7.5 ton lorry from a the back of a cargo plane traveling at 400mph and 30,000ft. Might be some maths involved there.....but I'll be in with a shout.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

10 kilo medicine ball, my pt makes he throw it as hard as I can , then squat and fetch , repeat until I pass out…… so I should be pretty good by now

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll wang a scaffold pole. One of the short ones.

Oh and by the way, I'm a total catfish. Pics aren't of me and my profile is a lie.

I'm actually 3'9 and weigh 3 stone.

Hmmm… I’m not sure if I can accept this new and frankly shocking revelation.

I will require proof of your *ahem* ‘diminutive status’, and that you’re not just having me on in order to win this highly prestigious competition

All my real pics are rather risqué though Tea..... I don't want to offend your eyes!

And I can't believe you think I might be being mendacious. I'm hurt.

Pffft

I’m sensing the first ever wanging DQ.

Don’t make me go to VAR on this"

But.....

But.....

But.....

Ok

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I'll push a 7.5 ton lorry from a the back of a cargo plane traveling at 400mph and 30,000ft. Might be some maths involved there.....but I'll be in with a shout."

Hmmm…

Can you actually push the lorry unaided though? Or is it the inertia of the lorry vs the planes momentum doing the job?

I’d have to add the planes mass to yours, which would substantially reduce the results

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"10 kilo medicine ball, my pt makes he throw it as hard as I can , then squat and fetch , repeat until I pass out…… so I should be pretty good by now "

Nice and simple. Throw the heaviest object that you can, as far as possible

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Does the 6m collapsible gazebo I hooft about and assembled myself this morning count, all 5' ish of myself

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Does the 6m collapsible gazebo I hooft about and assembled myself this morning count, all 5' ish of myself "

Absolutely!

I’ll just get Noris to pop over and ratify the results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll push a 7.5 ton lorry from a the back of a cargo plane traveling at 400mph and 30,000ft. Might be some maths involved there.....but I'll be in with a shout.

Hmmm…

Can you actually push the lorry unaided though? Or is it the inertia of the lorry vs the planes momentum doing the job?

I’d have to add the planes mass to yours, which would substantially reduce the results"

I can push a 7.5 ton lorry easily

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'd like to throw an exception. That's a joke for the computer programmers reading this.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I'd like to throw an exception. That's a joke for the computer programmers reading this. "

Get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the 6m collapsible gazebo I hooft about and assembled myself this morning count, all 5' ish of myself

Absolutely!

I’ll just get Noris to pop over and ratify the results"

not only that, chuck it at an 'opportune' gusty moment and the wind picks it up, you're a contender ...but you do lose a gazeebo!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Does the 6m collapsible gazebo I hooft about and assembled myself this morning count, all 5' ish of myself

Absolutely!

I’ll just get Noris to pop over and ratify the results

not only that, chuck it at an 'opportune' gusty moment and the wind picks it up, you're a contender ...but you do lose a gazeebo!"

A small price to pay for such a prestigious award

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