FabSwingers.com forum: Cocks that lean either way...

By *ooo wet tight horny OP Woman
over a year ago

lancashire

So I am wondering...all these cock pics I get to see just how many of them are not straight...some lean to the left and some lean to the right...some turn up right...the odd one is straight...Is this down to how you guys wank away with it? and over time this is what happens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, it’s so you can see who’s coming round the corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm afraid that's between me, and the Government official looking through my webcam

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Mine bends to the left and I’m right handed!

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

Mine bends downwards, helps to run on the G spot, so I'm told

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By *ooo wet tight horny OP Woman
over a year ago

lancashire

Well I am loving these explanations...thanks guys and keep them coming...the replies as well as...Mmmm...

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Mines straight.

Does that mean I wank with both hands?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I love how they’re all different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine as straight straight as they come, sort of wish it did bend lol

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By *ooo wet tight horny OP Woman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Mines straight.

Does that mean I wank with both hands? "

Ohh a rare one..

not sure what it means though, haha, it's just some thing I have always wondered..

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By *ooo wet tight horny OP Woman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Mine as straight straight as they come, sort of wish it did bend lol"

Another rare one...straight up

why do you wish it was bent?

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By *ooo wet tight horny OP Woman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Mine as straight straight as they come, sort of wish it did bend lol

Another rare one...straight up

why do you wish it was bent? "

Oooops sorry I meant 'bend'..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I like cocks with bends in them

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By *elightfulharmonyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

Interesting topic keep them cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All very different, just like boobs and foofs! Such variety makes the world a much happier place!

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Slight upward curve to mine. As for g spot or p spot stimulation, you dont depend on your cock, its all about position.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines straight.

Does that mean I wank with both hands? "

I wank with both hands and mines straight as a ruler so there could be some logic in this

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By *ooo wet tight horny OP Woman
over a year ago

lancashire

"All very different, just like boobs and foofs! Such variety makes the world a much happier place!

Yes it does!!...Foofs?? haha that's a first I've heard that name..

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By *ooo wet tight horny OP Woman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Mines straight.

Does that mean I wank with both hands?

I wank with both hands and mines straight as a ruler so there could be some logic in this

Maybe there is...I mean as a baby to toddler they don't have all these different quirks...They are nice quirks though..

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Once you cross over the equator it bends the other way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once you cross over the equator it bends the other way

And stand straight at the poles ...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Once you cross over the equator it bends the other way

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By *ooo wet tight horny OP Woman
over a year ago

lancashire

"I'm afraid that's between me, and the Government official looking through my webcam

Mmmm how nice for that Government official...peachy ass too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I am wondering...all these cock pics I get to see just how many of them are not straight...some lean to the left and some lean to the right...some turn up right...the odd one is straight...Is this down to how you guys wank away with it? and over time this is what happens?

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the correct terminology from the olden day tailors was a discreet enquiry as to whether a gentleman “dressed to the left or to the right”. As the shape, size, angle of the dangle?? and direction of “dressing” is predetermined well before any adolescent wanking takes place then you can wrestle with it all you want but it ain’t gonna change nuthin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm afraid that's between me, and the Government official looking through my webcam

Mmmm how nice for that Government official...peachy ass too..

Thank you, I made it myself

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By *wantfun1875Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Mine is straight

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

the correct terminology from the olden day tailors was a discreet enquiry as to whether a gentleman “dressed to the left or to the right”. As the shape, size, angle of the dangle?? and direction of “dressing” is predetermined well before any adolescent wanking takes place then you can wrestle with it all you want but it ain’t gonna change nuthin!"

I thought "slightly shriveled and to the left" was the correct answer for all guys

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By *ooo wet tight horny OP Woman
over a year ago

lancashire

Well thank you for explaining that...who would know ey

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By *ooo wet tight horny OP Woman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Mine is straight "

Yours is Gorgeous...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once you cross over the equator it bends the other way

The cocks in the Democratic Republic of the Congo twitch like Tom waiting for a new news story.

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By *wantfun1875Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Mine is straight

Yours is Gorgeous...

Thank you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Slightly upward curvature here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fineee... mines going public.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, it’s so you can see who’s coming round the corner. "

Almost like a periscope.

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By *ove2Lick!Man
over a year ago

Banbury

Mines straight. Is that odd ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines straight. Is that odd ?"

No. It's a variant of "normal".

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

Mine aims towards the sunlight

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By *eddyBear55Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Mine is straight and he prefers to dress to the right which feels more comfortable x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just made me think of:

Slide to the left

Slide to the right

Criss Cross criss Cross!

Cha cha so smoooooth

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"It just made me think of:

Slide to the left

Slide to the right

Criss Cross criss Cross!

Cha cha so smoooooth

You wanna dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It just made me think of:

Slide to the left

Slide to the right

Criss Cross criss Cross!

Cha cha so smoooooth

You wanna dance

Yeah let's throw some moves on the floor

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"It just made me think of:

Slide to the left

Slide to the right

Criss Cross criss Cross!

Cha cha so smoooooth

You wanna dance

Yeah let's throw some moves on the floor

Let's get those legs a shakin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine goes to the left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine unfortunately from straight became bent n constricted which is a bit painful when it wont go straight when erect. Its a snapped cartlidge apparently, sadly easily remedied n repaired by removing it but its considered a bit cosmetic in the Health service so wont operate or put you at back of list b4 being seen. A year n a half heard nowt so asking for Emergency appointment due to the MH effect it has on you as a man. Fingers crossed appointment soon, its not pleasant believe me.

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By *ooo wet tight horny OP Woman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Mine unfortunately from straight became bent n constricted which is a bit painful when it wont go straight when erect. Its a snapped cartlidge apparently, sadly easily remedied n repaired by removing it but its considered a bit cosmetic in the Health service so wont operate or put you at back of list b4 being seen. A year n a half heard nowt so asking for Emergency appointment due to the MH effect it has on you as a man. Fingers crossed appointment soon, its not pleasant believe me."

Oh I hope you get help then and get it sorted...mustn't be pleasant for you

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By *andm300Man
over a year ago

guildford

Pretty sure it’s simply genetics. I never had a complaint about being as strait as a bat.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Mine curves slightly downwards

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By *old200Man
over a year ago

Congleton

mines straight! wish it would go either way then I wouldn't keep trapping it in the fly of me trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine touches the floor

I have no legs

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Women's vaginas curve internally too so a compatible cock is not a given. Men could probably use an adapter like what you put on plugs abroad.

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By *ooo wet tight horny OP Woman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Women's vaginas curve internally too so a compatible cock is not a given. Men could probably use an adapter like what you put on plugs abroad."

Hahaha, adaptor...nice one

nice peachy ass too...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I am partial to a delightfully curve cock

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Mine bends upwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine will bend in any which way you desire it.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Mines Israeli - it shoots round corners!

After all it's just smoke, mirrors & prismns really...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines bends slightly to the left..

Can't remember if it was like that before the bus ran over it or not but I quite like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock leans to the left, it has socialist principles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines pretty straight

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Been told mines a nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upward bend, me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines is straight and very suckable (that's what I've been told) I asked for clarification and they couldn't really expand on the original statement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I hope you get help then and get it sorted...mustn't be pleasant for you

Thnx, its not so much unpleasant as it still works correctly its just very uncomfortable n its the mental side where as a man its important that things are ok. No telling that it might not be the cartlidge. Until i see specialist i dont know n thats a killer.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Women's vaginas curve internally too so a compatible cock is not a given. Men could probably use an adapter like what you put on plugs abroad."

This is so true. Different guys feel better in different positions.

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Mine curves to the left when hard.

I've tried to correct it over the years by bending it the other way but used to hurt, so left it alone! Lol

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By *imba2021Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Haha, I think it's mostly to do with natural variation and genetics, though I do wonder if that repetitive hold / movement might have a small effect on shape and lean - maybe.

Mine curves slightly left and down. I wank with either hand but my left is usually my first pick

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Depends which was his bed faces. The morning wood grows towards the sun.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I think mine is pretty straight so I can't really help. Just wondering if I have a weird straight hand technique!

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By *ooo wet tight horny OP Woman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Been told mines a nice one "

It's looking good in those undies..Grrrr!!

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By *ooo wet tight horny OP Woman
over a year ago

lancashire

Oh I hope you get help then and get it sorted...mustn't be pleasant for you

Yes it must be a worry...but the good news is it still is working

maybe not what you think it should be but it works. I know a guy who broke his penis and cannot get a hard on

Have you thought about paying to see a consultant privately?

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By *ooo wet tight horny OP Woman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Mine curves to the left when hard.

I've tried to correct it over the years by bending it the other way but used to hurt, so left it alone! Lol"

It's looking good though...Grrrr!!

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Mine curves to the left when hard.

I've tried to correct it over the years by bending it the other way but used to hurt, so left it alone! Lol

It's looking good though...Grrrr!!

Awww......thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead straight. Always wondered about that though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've wondered this too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've often wondered this too, glad I wasn't alone. Loving these posts, guess they just do what they are gonna do.

Do they bend differently when soft or erect?!

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I've often wondered this too, glad I wasn't alone. Loving these posts, guess they just do what they are gonna do.

Do they bend differently when soft or erect?!

They can bend either way when soft but only one way hard! X

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I'm right handed so mine has a slight curve on the left side. Other than that it's straight. When I've got a pulsing erection my head bulges so that my foreskin won't pull over it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine leans to the left, but no idea why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've often wondered this too, glad I wasn't alone. Loving these posts, guess they just do what they are gonna do.

Do they bend differently when soft or erect?!

They can bend either way when soft but only one way hard! X"

Oh sure they do. I mean if they have a bend/direction when soft, does it go straight when hard, the other way, or bends the same way? Or are they flexible when soft and only have the bend when hard? I definitely think I'm over thinking it!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"I've often wondered this too, glad I wasn't alone. Loving these posts, guess they just do what they are gonna do.

Do they bend differently when soft or erect?!

They can bend either way when soft but only one way hard! X

When soft any bend wouldn't really be apparent (unless you have had some damage, then it might). They just flap about willy-nilly.

It's only when they become errect that a bend would show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've often wondered this too, glad I wasn't alone. Loving these posts, guess they just do what they are gonna do.

Do they bend differently when soft or erect?!

They can bend either way when soft but only one way hard! X

When soft any bend wouldn't really be apparent (unless you have had some damage, then it might). They just flap about willy-nilly.

It's only when they become errect that a bend would show."

makes sense, ta x

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Yes wanking causes the bend and turns into a disease but also during sex can cause further damage on the receiving end.

Erectile dysfunction

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I might have the odd kink, but my cock is like me, very straight. When I look at my thick cut bell end as it rests on belly button, it's just like myself, very thick skinned, but very laid back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left curve here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes but one look at my bank account told me i cant !

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

It's called Peyronies disease and can be corrected with surgery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes a long time to get to that point over 2 years for scar tissue to be operable and then find someone who will do it. NHS see it as cosmetic n try not to do them unless the Mental Health issue of it is a concern. IM sure privately no issues other than the cost !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting question and answers...

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I've often wondered this too, glad I wasn't alone. Loving these posts, guess they just do what they are gonna do.

Do they bend differently when soft or erect?!

They can bend either way when soft but only one way hard! X

Well mine hangs straight when soft but to the left when hard.

Yes, don't put too much thought into it lol xx

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Mines more of a dangler these days

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By *pforitpaulMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Mines straight happy to show it on Skype if any of the ladies would like to see send me a DM and can send you my Skype ID x

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By *an Seeking StuffMan
over a year ago

linslade.

Upward bend here.

I think its probably a bit of genetics aswell. I've always had the same slight upward bend as far back as I can remember. And during a d*unken chat turns out my brother has the same haha

But I'm sure other factors play a part.

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By *ooo wet tight horny OP Woman
over a year ago

lancashire

Such an interesting topic...Thanks Guys for all your responses...whether it bends to the left or right...points upwards or downwards...or just straight ahead...one thing is for certain all are normal and gorgeous and you guys love chatting about your cocks

and us ladies just love them...

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