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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What would you feed him if came round for tea think first would stick a lettuce rocket up his arse what do you suggest

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What would you feed him if came round for tea think first would stick a lettuce rocket up his arse what do you suggest "

Bananas and custard

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Cup of Earl Grey with some lemon

I could chat for hours with him

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Whatever he wanted and try and get in as many slide puns as I could to cheer him up.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"What would you feed him if came round for tea think first would stick a lettuce rocket up his arse what do you suggest

Bananas and custard"
something nice and bland make sure the bananas are cut up small so it doesn't repeat on him make sure the custard is not to hot because I reckon he would complain

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Whatever he wanted and try and get in as many slide puns as I could to cheer him up. "
slide puns got me thinking

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I’d offer him a cup of Lemsip

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I would give him an afternoon tea and say thank you

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I’d offer him a cup of Lemsip"
make sure thevwater is not to hot just right

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I would give him an afternoon tea and say thank you

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Yes I get all that a great job but needs to liven up a bit look at Boris a buffoon but jolly

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Whatever he wanted and try and get in as many slide puns as I could to cheer him up. "

Cha Cha ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Whatever he wanted and try and get in as many slide puns as I could to cheer him up.

Cha Cha ?"

landslide.

backslide.

downslide.

rockslide.

snowslide.

tailslide.

overslide.

next slide.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Whatever he wanted and try and get in as many slide puns as I could to cheer him up.

Cha Cha ?"
how about singing slip sliding away

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Whatever he wanted and try and get in as many slide puns as I could to cheer him up.

Cha Cha ?

landslide.

backslide.

downslide.

rockslide.

snowslide.

tailslide.

overslide.

next slide."
cooking on gas miss crumpet

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Whatever he wanted and try and get in as many slide puns as I could to cheer him up.

Cha Cha ?

landslide.

backslide.

downslide.

rockslide.

snowslide.

tailslide.

overslide.

next slide."

Belly slide

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Whatever he wanted and try and get in as many slide puns as I could to cheer him up.

Cha Cha ?

landslide.

backslide.

downslide.

rockslide.

snowslide.

tailslide.

overslide.

next slide.

Belly slide"
that is the saying of the year next slide please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd offer to give him a day off and stand in for him, as long as he writes the script.

I'd then embellish it slightly to ensure fabsters titter at the innuendo's I'd slip in.

I'd do him a stir fry as I'm rather good at wok-ing in the kitchen.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I'd offer to give him a day off and stand in for him, as long as he writes the script.

I'd then embellish it slightly to ensure fabsters titter at the innuendo's I'd slip in.

I'd do him a stir fry as I'm rather good at wok-ing in the kitchen."
liking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes a very very intelligent chap, face of doom but i have a lot of respect for him. I do feel he would love a school dinner inspired dinner party though

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By *uckIslandCouple (FF)
over a year ago

East of England

I think he is really honest compared to Boris. I would pour him a pint if he can round.

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