FabSwingers.com forum: Best opening line to send someone??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Answers below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like a new Bentley

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I don't like obvious "lines" but I'm probably inm minority with that

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Do you want Tom Hardy Phone number?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a chat up line that has never failed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF?

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

FAF

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

The kettle's on, fancy a cuppa?

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"FAF?"

SNAP

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I need your penis to satisfy my vagina.

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By *iver1ukMan
over a year ago

kettering

"Answers below "

I'll send the chauffeur to collect you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like obvious "lines" but I'm probably inm minority with that "

I don’t think you are, the vast majority of women don’t like obvious chat up lines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could tell you the one that pulled me a woman who had about ten million way better looking blokes after her.

But I'd have to kill you.

Suffice to say, it involved expressing a genuine interest in something about her that wasn't her eyes or tits or arse.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

First things first

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I've got some fruit Club biscuits at home...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, out of all the women in the whole of Fab I just had to message YOU.

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By *1c4yMan
over a year ago

stourbridge

Hi, how are you ?

What are you doing up so late ?

What are you into ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, how are you ?

What are you doing up so late ?

What are you into ?

Mate. Hi, how are you? is straight to the bin material

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Would you like a slice or 2 of lemon drizzle cake ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance I can tickle your ear with my penis?

Works on me everytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance I can tickle your ear with my penis?

Works on me everytime."

Aural sex anybody?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got some fruit Club biscuits at home..."

The very thought of "If you like a lot of chocolate on your club, join our club" fills me with anxiety.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Are you hungry how about a cock meat sandwich

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

What's your favourite champagne?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who do I need to fuck to get a meet with you?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"The kettle's on, fancy a cuppa?"

That's actually quite sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't know me but I've been watching you

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Did you just fart? Because you've just blown me away!

Gets me every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget boring messages op I’d just start multiple threads with the main body of content being “answers below” and that should be enough to fill your boots.

Best of luck op.

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite enjoy a cheesy pick-up line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is to notify you that the monthly Fab lottery has picked YOU to have a meet with *insert username*.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can get them off the doctor

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Fancy a fuck has worked for me.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Can I put my cock inside you to check your temperature please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's role play last people left alive on Earth. Now you have to fuck me.

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By *estrideyetMan
over a year ago

Aspatria

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By *estrideyetMan
over a year ago

Aspatria

"FAF?"

Well I can honestly say that you are F.A.F pop me a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quite enjoy a cheesy pick-up line. "

Wanna try my wotsit?

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Fancy a few days in Martinique, all expenses paid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is one chat up line that never fails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't know me but I've been watching you

You laugh but I actually said that in my first reply to someone who messaged me from a thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn girl! You shit with that ass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m having lunch in Paris tomorrow. Would you care to join me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't know me but I've been watching you

You laugh but I actually said that in my first reply to someone who messaged me from a thread.

I know. I've been watching you.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

Fancy going halves in a sprog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't know me but I've been watching you

You laugh but I actually said that in my first reply to someone who messaged me from a thread.

I know. I've been watching you.

I knew I could feel eyes on me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't know me but I've been watching you

You laugh but I actually said that in my first reply to someone who messaged me from a thread.

I know. I've been watching you.

I knew I could feel eyes on me!!!

…..but not as closely as I’ve been watching you, eh, stroking Nero.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you like your eggs in the morning

Fertilised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've

Iv heard that fancy a fuck goes down well ?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

“Oi cunty-bollox how about a fuck” is my preferred approach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you fancy some Netflix and chill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quite enjoy a cheesy pick-up line. "

Only from females, apparently?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Can I ask you something?

Seems a popular choice

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Nice tits.

Always a winner with me

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"The kettle's on, fancy a cuppa?

That's actually quite sweet. "

Did I put too many sugars in...?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Nice tits.

Always a winner with me

Yours are quite nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Oi cunty-bollox how about a fuck” is my preferred approach

You've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't know me but I've been watching you

You laugh but I actually said that in my first reply to someone who messaged me from a thread.

I know. I've been watching you.

I knew I could feel eyes on me!!!

…..but not as closely as I’ve been watching you, eh, stroking Nero.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"“Oi cunty-bollox how about a fuck” is my preferred approach

You've pulled

See, it works

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I like the cultured approach.

Some Latin perhaps to woo them….

‘Sicut ad inserere hoc diversi generis multa nimis I tua naturale eius debent penis mei.’

(I would very much like to insert my penis into your vagina)

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I like the cultured approach.

Some Latin perhaps to woo them….

‘Sicut ad inserere hoc diversi generis multa nimis I tua naturale eius debent penis mei.’

(I would very much like to insert my penis into your vagina)

He came, he saw, he bonked her

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"The kettle's on, fancy a cuppa?

That's actually quite sweet. "

Pity, I can't try that one on you. Filters!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I like the cultured approach.

Some Latin perhaps to woo them….

‘Sicut ad inserere hoc diversi generis multa nimis I tua naturale eius debent penis mei.’

(I would very much like to insert my penis into your vagina)

He came, he saw, he bonked her

Caligula: Tinto Brass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said I wouldn't tell ans I'm still not sure I should, but I'm all about the sharing.

So, if somebody you're interested in has an odd username, like something you can't Google. Ask them what it means. Literally just that, then have a conversation about it.

Sharing this in full confidence that 99% of men won't see the point.

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