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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Is sailing off to an exotic Covid free tropical island. Who’s coming and what talents can you bring to help us survive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll organise a capella karaoke..

Will you have me, please ?

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

We would love to come

Mrs has some great navigation skills

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'll organise a capella karaoke..

Will you have me, please ? "

Is that even a question?! Of course

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"We would love to come

Mrs has some great navigation skills "

Navigation skills would help! I don’t have ark nav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love to come and cook for you

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm pretty good at pushing a button every 108 minutes

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I can cook and can reliably spot two different species of birds. And i have big boobs.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’d love to come and cook for you "

You and gatsby are first in the two by two line my love. In ya sexy aprons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be a cocktail waitress. Hope it’s not a stormy sea or we could be in for wet and wild ride

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I can cook and can reliably spot two different species of birds. And i have big boobs. "

Boobs . You’re in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a fabulous Tequila Sunrise

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’ll be a cocktail waitress. Hope it’s not a stormy sea or we could be in for wet and wild ride "

Only if you wear a sexy little outfit whilst you hand out cocktails

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’ll come and you can always use my face for a comfier seat if you wish

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I make a fabulous Tequila Sunrise "

The more cocktails the better I say

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’ll come and you can always use my face for a comfier seat if you wish "

Haha. Does that go for all the ladies?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I know about import and exports also security if that helps

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Millions of condoms, millions of Lube, millions of millions all round just millions of love

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I’ll come and you can always use my face for a comfier seat if you wish

Haha. Does that go for all the ladies?"

The more the merrier Nora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll be a cocktail waitress. Hope it’s not a stormy sea or we could be in for wet and wild ride

Only if you wear a sexy little outfit whilst you hand out cocktails "

Well obv . Do you know me? Sexy outfits are my specialty

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I know about import and exports also security if that helps "

Security as in bodyguard type thing? We’ll need some strong men to keep the pirates at bay.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’ll be a cocktail waitress. Hope it’s not a stormy sea or we could be in for wet and wild ride

Only if you wear a sexy little outfit whilst you hand out cocktails

Well obv . Do you know me? Sexy outfits are my specialty "

Well yes that’s true! Which is why you’d be perfect for the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can cook and can reliably spot two different species of birds. And i have big boobs. "

The third talent you list is the vital one.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Millions of condoms, millions of Lube, millions of millions all round just millions of love "

Great you’re responsible for condoms and lube then. Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d love to come and cook for you

You and gatsby are first in the two by two line my love. In ya sexy aprons "

thank you that’s brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you can see, I can get your whites really white. There has to be some use for this gift, surely.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Ohh an Millions and Millions of muffins

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"As you can see, I can get your whites really white. There has to be some use for this gift, surely."

Blimey. Yeah you can be knicker and bikini washer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll be a cocktail waitress. Hope it’s not a stormy sea or we could be in for wet and wild ride

Only if you wear a sexy little outfit whilst you hand out cocktails

Well obv . Do you know me? Sexy outfits are my specialty

Well yes that’s true! Which is why you’d be perfect for the job "

Can I offer you sex with the captain (*is actually a drink, I googled )

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

You have a third = flotation devices. Do they need inflating further....?

Op, I'm good at making garden fires - the fire brigade come out & have a polite word to remind me not to let it go out of control. Yup, yada, yada, yada.

So there maybe passing firemen too...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you can see, I can get your whites really white. There has to be some use for this gift, surely.

Blimey. Yeah you can be knicker and bikini washer "

Accepted. Ladies, bikinis must be handed in on the spot and collected personally. Thank you.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"You have a third = flotation devices. Do they need inflating further....?

Op, I'm good at making garden fires - the fire brigade come out & have a polite word to remind me not to let it go out of control. Yup, yada, yada, yada.

So there maybe passing firemen too...! "

If you come with fireman you’re in

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"As you can see, I can get your whites really white. There has to be some use for this gift, surely.

Blimey. Yeah you can be knicker and bikini washer

Accepted. Ladies, bikinis must be handed in on the spot and collected personally. Thank you."

You should have added removed by you

Schoolboy error there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll organise a capella karaoke..

Will you have me, please ?

Is that even a question?! Of course "

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By *iver1ukMan
over a year ago

kettering


"Is sailing off to an exotic Covid free tropical island. Who’s coming and what talents can you bring to help us survive? "

I'm in,

I scuba dive, free dive for fish octopus and cook,

Boat tickets and 7 years experience at sea

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Cave man need fire 1st!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Is sailing off to an exotic Covid free tropical island. Who’s coming and what talents can you bring to help us survive?

I'm in,

I scuba dive, free dive for fish octopus and cook,

Boat tickets and 7 years experience at sea"

Wow you’ll definitely be an asset!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll be a cocktail waitress. Hope it’s not a stormy sea or we could be in for wet and wild ride "

Or you might end up Miss Wet T-shirt. Not a bad thing overall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm pretty good at pushing a button every 108 minutes"

Have you tested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can plug holes incase of any leaks

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Op, I can see you have wine & chipolata sausages in picture - me now hungry! Yum-yum.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm pretty good at pushing a button every 108 minutes

Have you tested?"

We’ll take him. He’s a logical thinker and quite intelligent.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm pretty good at pushing a button every 108 minutes

Have you tested?"

I have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm pretty good at pushing a button every 108 minutes

Have you tested?

I have. "

Then we will never be lost!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Op, I can see you have wine & chipolata sausages in picture - me now hungry! Yum-yum. "

Chipolata sausages? Are you referring to my legs?!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm pretty good at pushing a button every 108 minutes

Have you tested?

I have.

Then we will never be lost! "

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Is sailing off to an exotic Covid free tropical island. Who’s coming and what talents can you bring to help us survive? "

Meeeee, I bring just me, I'm hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m good at making things and cooking, surely that could be helpful for you

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"We can plug holes incase of any leaks "

I just looked at your pics. You two are in regardless of talent

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Is sailing off to an exotic Covid free tropical island. Who’s coming and what talents can you bring to help us survive?

Meeeee, I bring just me, I'm hilarious! "

Oh definitely yes! You kill me you do

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I’m good at making things and cooking, surely that could be helpful for you "

Woah! Already got some, too many chefs and all that. Ya know.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’m good at making things and cooking, surely that could be helpful for you

Woah! Already got some, too many chefs and all that. Ya know. "

Hang on we’ve got 2 chefs for all these people! It’s not enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m good at making things and cooking, surely that could be helpful for you

Woah! Already got some, too many chefs and all that. Ya know. "

Serves me right for not reading the entire thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you can see, I can get your whites really white. There has to be some use for this gift, surely.

Blimey. Yeah you can be knicker and bikini washer

Accepted. Ladies, bikinis must be handed in on the spot and collected personally. Thank you.

You should have added removed by you

Schoolboy error there. "

Oh no no no no…..much more erotic when I watch them removing it. The more amatory the tease, the whiter their whites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll be a cocktail waitress. Hope it’s not a stormy sea or we could be in for wet and wild ride

Or you might end up Miss Wet T-shirt. Not a bad thing overall "

You know me, oops, I spilt it all down myself

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’m good at making things and cooking, surely that could be helpful for you

Woah! Already got some, too many chefs and all that. Ya know.

Serves me right for not reading the entire thread "

You’re in anyway. Just because kietonal was mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We can plug holes incase of any leaks

I just looked at your pics. You two are in regardless of talent "
yaaay !! We will encourage others none the less

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Well one the pleasure of me... And two I can fix your glasses if you're a bozo and break then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m good at making things and cooking, surely that could be helpful for you

Woah! Already got some, too many chefs and all that. Ya know.

Serves me right for not reading the entire thread

You’re in anyway. Just because kietonal was mean "

Yayy I’ll grab an apron on my way

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’m coming…I can dance for you, keep you entertained xx

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Is sailing off to an exotic Covid free tropical island. Who’s coming and what talents can you bring to help us survive?

Meeeee, I bring just me, I'm hilarious!

Oh definitely yes! You kill me you do "

Yay

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’m coming…I can dance for you, keep you entertained xx"

Oh you’re definitely in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll come if there’s space

I’m good at surviving, and great at hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come?

I have:

Loads of different versions of Malibu for cocktails.

Endless supplies of Haribo.

Twister board game

An inflatable 5ft penis

Lots of lingerie sets

And oh yeah great boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could crew a pirate ship with you lot!

I would fit right in

I'm good with my hands and I'm a great big spoon.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’ll come if there’s space

I’m good at surviving, and great at hugs "

No

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"You could crew a pirate ship with you lot!

I would fit right in

I'm good with my hands and I'm a great big spoon."

Are you a proper doctor that would be handy!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I’ll come if there’s space

I’m good at surviving, and great at hugs "

Nora, invite this guy, I'm in desperate need of a man hug.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can I come?

I have:

Loads of different versions of Malibu for cocktails.

Endless supplies of Haribo.

Twister board game

An inflatable 5ft penis

Lots of lingerie sets

And oh yeah great boobs "

The boobs did it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come

I have a mind full of useless information

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

It's a Dave Gorman joke .... he posted sausages instead of his wives legs on social media ...

But caveman say bring your legs & sausages too!

Show feet in same pic & cavman will believe you! (LOL)

Ooo, cave man is a liberated caveman & can cook good too! Good at boiled ham - eat hot, eat cold. Willson likes it too....

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Mr is a farmer so he could grow some crops and rear some livestock (assuming that this isn’t a vegan ark). I like sewing if anyone’s planning on wearing clothes.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Well one the pleasure of me... And two I can fix your glasses if you're a bozo and break then "

Of course you’re in. You can be my partner on crime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring the ingredients and make cock-tails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll come if there’s space

I’m good at surviving, and great at hugs

No "

cruel

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Mr is a farmer so he could grow some crops and rear some livestock (assuming that this isn’t a vegan ark). I like sewing if anyone’s planning on wearing clothes. "

It’s definitely not a vegan ark. Although vegans and veggies will be catered for.

TMontana - please add this to your notes

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’ll come if there’s space

I’m good at surviving, and great at hugs

No

cruel "

Haha. Of course you are. We need you on a desert island !

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"It's a Dave Gorman joke .... he posted sausages instead of his wives legs on social media ...

But caveman say bring your legs & sausages too!

Show feet in same pic & cavman will believe you! (LOL)

Ooo, cave man is a liberated caveman & can cook good too! Good at boiled ham - eat hot, eat cold. Willson likes it too.... "

Ah ok. I get it now.

Or do I?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll come if there’s space

I’m good at surviving, and great at hugs

No

cruel

Haha. Of course you are. We need you on a desert island !"

I’m

Good at dinosaur impressions too to scare away animals

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

I'll volunteer to wash all the lady's underwear.

(Pay no attention to all that blue dye).

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I’m good at making things and cooking, surely that could be helpful for you

Woah! Already got some, too many chefs and all that. Ya know.

Serves me right for not reading the entire thread

You’re in anyway. Just because kietonal was mean "

I wasn't mean!

When the chefs try to kill each other over head chef duties, I'm staying well away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come?

I have:

Loads of different versions of Malibu for cocktails.

Endless supplies of Haribo.

Twister board game

An inflatable 5ft penis

Lots of lingerie sets

And oh yeah great boobs

The boobs did it for me "

Yes!!!!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"I’ll come if there’s space

I’m good at surviving, and great at hugs

No

cruel

Haha. Of course you are. We need you on a desert island !

I’m

Good at dinosaur impressions too to scare away animals "

Haha I can vouch for this

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'll volunteer to wash all the lady's underwear.

(Pay no attention to all that blue dye). "

Haha

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Me!!!

No talents just my charm and good looks.

Plus you’ll need scissoring wifey

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Me!!!

No talents just my charm and good looks.

Plus you’ll need scissoring wifey "

Haha. You’re in wifey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll come if there’s space

I’m good at surviving, and great at hugs

No

cruel

Haha. Of course you are. We need you on a desert island !

I’m

Good at dinosaur impressions too to scare away animals

Haha I can vouch for this "

You wait till we’re both scaring the locals in York

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Meeeeee I will bring my happy disposition and gin

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Meeeeee I will bring my happy disposition and gin "

Oh babs you’re always welcome. And I’ll need someone to motorboat my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess I don’t get to come

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Guess I don’t get to come "

Wonko you have to come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess I don’t get to come

Wonko you have to come "

No I don't

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Pick me pick me

Il give you boobie cuddles

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Meeeeee I will bring my happy disposition and gin

Oh babs you’re always welcome. And I’ll need someone to motorboat my boobs "

That would be meeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*wanders off to make his own canoe out of. Paper clips, lollypop sticks and duck tape*

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm in.

I have no talent except blagging my way onto Arks.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Pick me pick me

Il give you boobie cuddles "

No!

Nora don't let her, she wouldn't let me eat chocolate

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Pick me pick me

Il give you boobie cuddles

No!

Nora don't let her, she wouldn't let me eat chocolate "

Did you actually listen to me

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Trained chef and mixologist if that's any good

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Pick me pick me

Il give you boobie cuddles

No!

Nora don't let her, she wouldn't let me eat chocolate "

Shut up you plum. As if anyone is gonna turn down boobie cuddles from belle!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Trained chef and mixologist if that's any good"

You’re in. No more chefs now! We need some big strong uns to build us some little huts and shelters

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've got no discernable skills.

Except herding cats. Which could be useful here I guess.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I've got no discernable skills.

Except herding cats. Which could be useful here I guess."

There’ll be no cats. I don’t like cats. But you can come anyway . Bring your boobs

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Pick me pick me

Il give you boobie cuddles

No!

Nora don't let her, she wouldn't let me eat chocolate

Did you actually listen to me "

I did! Until lunchtime

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Pick me pick me

Il give you boobie cuddles

No!

Nora don't let her, she wouldn't let me eat chocolate

Shut up you plum. As if anyone is gonna turn down boobie cuddles from belle!"

yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better grab my bikini then

And talent I am bringing is a wicking sense off style and if that not anuff

I can also teach how to walk in sky high heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could crew a pirate ship with you lot!

I would fit right in

I'm good with my hands and I'm a great big spoon.

Are you a proper doctor that would be handy!"

Unfortunately not

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Pick me pick me

Il give you boobie cuddles

No!

Nora don't let her, she wouldn't let me eat chocolate

Did you actually listen to me

I did! Until lunchtime"

Good keep it up

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Pick me pick me

Il give you boobie cuddles

No!

Nora don't let her, she wouldn't let me eat chocolate

Shut up you plum. As if anyone is gonna turn down boobie cuddles from belle!"

When she takes away your chocolate don't come crying to me. All you will get is an I told you so.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"You could crew a pirate ship with you lot!

I would fit right in

I'm good with my hands and I'm a great big spoon.

Are you a proper doctor that would be handy!

Unfortunately not "

Good hands will be good for suncream rubber inner

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"I've got no discernable skills.

Except herding cats. Which could be useful here I guess."

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Pick me pick me

Il give you boobie cuddles

No!

Nora don't let her, she wouldn't let me eat chocolate

Shut up you plum. As if anyone is gonna turn down boobie cuddles from belle!

When she takes away your chocolate don't come crying to me. All you will get is an I told you so. "

Even I’d choose boobs over chocolate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can dig the latrine and help build the shelters

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

I tell awful Dad jokes I spend my time using the word claggy to describe the weather.

I suspect I will be eaten first when the food runs out.

I wont taste like chicken.

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By *iver1ukMan
over a year ago

kettering


"You could crew a pirate ship with you lot!

I would fit right in

I'm good with my hands and I'm a great big spoon.

Are you a proper doctor that would be handy!

Unfortunately not "

I. No gynecologist but I'll have a bloody good look for you

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I tell awful Dad jokes I spend my time using the word claggy to describe the weather.

I suspect I will be eaten first when the food runs out.

I wont taste like chicken. "

Haha you can come as you’ve made me laugh already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm medical? I'll kiss and rub things better ... may I come please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could crew a pirate ship with you lot!

I would fit right in

I'm good with my hands and I'm a great big spoon.

Are you a proper doctor that would be handy!

Unfortunately not

Good hands will be good for suncream rubber inner"

I'm good at rubbing all sorts of things

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm medical? I'll kiss and rub things better ... may I come please? "

Yes! Our first medical professional. Definitely

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I can dig the latrine and help build the shelters"

I want proper posh lavs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can turn my hands to most jobs - and don't mind getting dirty.

Only coming if her ladyship can come too. She's a professional talker but aside from that she's kind and caring, great at thinking of others (unless she's running and then she doesn't give a shit). She's funny and clever and sarcastic and hot as flip and will protect your personal data with her life.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can dig the latrine and help build the shelters

I want proper posh lavs!"

Ok coming right up

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I can turn my hands to most jobs - and don't mind getting dirty.

Only coming if her ladyship can come too. She's a professional talker but aside from that she's kind and caring, great at thinking of others (unless she's running and then she doesn't give a shit). She's funny and clever and sarcastic and hot as flip and will protect your personal data with her life.

Mr"

Oh! I just realised who your ladyship is! . Of course she can come!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*staples his big toe to the rudder*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can dig the latrine and help build the shelters

I want proper posh lavs!"

Bidet as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can turn my hands to most jobs - and don't mind getting dirty.

Only coming if her ladyship can come too. She's a professional talker but aside from that she's kind and caring, great at thinking of others (unless she's running and then she doesn't give a shit). She's funny and clever and sarcastic and hot as flip and will protect your personal data with her life.

Mr

Oh! I just realised who your ladyship is! . Of course she can come! "

But an I allowed?

Mr

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I can dig the latrine and help build the shelters

I want proper posh lavs!

Ok coming right up"

I want posh perfumes and posh hand wash too. And a proper hand dryer like McDonald’s not those crappy ones.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I can turn my hands to most jobs - and don't mind getting dirty.

Only coming if her ladyship can come too. She's a professional talker but aside from that she's kind and caring, great at thinking of others (unless she's running and then she doesn't give a shit). She's funny and clever and sarcastic and hot as flip and will protect your personal data with her life.

Mr

Oh! I just realised who your ladyship is! . Of course she can come!

But an I allowed?

Mr"

Of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*staples his big toe to the rudder* "

Keep an eye on this fella. He has a penchant for throwing a spanner in the works.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and trying to get back

I've got my 10 meter badge I'll be the lifeguard incase anyone falls in

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I can dig the latrine and help build the shelters

I want proper posh lavs!

Bidet as well? "

Yes we have to keep clean and fresh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*staples his big toe to the rudder*

Keep an eye on this fella. He has a penchant for throwing a spanner in the works. "

I'm not coming I'm escaping by myself

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I've got my 10 meter badge I'll be the lifeguard incase anyone falls in "

. You can’t bring your bloody sex swing though. You’ll have to make one on the island

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Better grab my bikini then

And talent I am bringing is a wicking sense off style and if that not anuff

I can also teach how to walk in sky high heels "

I need to learn how to walk in high heels! You’re in . And you’re funny so definitely in

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm in.

I have no talent except blagging my way onto Arks."

You’re in for your cheek

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and trying to get back


"I've got my 10 meter badge I'll be the lifeguard incase anyone falls in

. You can’t bring your bloody sex swing though. You’ll have to make one on the island "
deal I'm good with bits of rope and wood I'll make more than a swing (cross)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make hammocks as well

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I feel like a I need a man with me so I don't get randy and grope the others. Nora, find me an island date please

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I feel like a I need a man with me so I don't get randy and grope the others. Nora, find me an island date please "

That's not Nora's Job, Meli is good at that stuff.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I've got my 10 meter badge I'll be the lifeguard incase anyone falls in

. You can’t bring your bloody sex swing though. You’ll have to make one on the island deal I'm good with bits of rope and wood I'll make more than a swing (cross) "

. NO!!!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I've watched naked and afraid it that counts.

And should anyone be naked and afraid, I'll cuddle and protect them.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I feel like a I need a man with me so I don't get randy and grope the others. Nora, find me an island date please "

There’ll be plenty of men _eeley! Why stick to one

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By *ojobinksMan
over a year ago

swindon

I can build shelter can I come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make jaffa cake donuts....

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I've watched naked and afraid it that counts.

And should anyone be naked and afraid, I'll cuddle and protect them."

Annabelle of course you’re in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have forgotten more than bear grills will ever know

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I can make jaffa cake donuts.... "

I don’t like Jaffa cakes or donuts. Try again.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I can build shelter can I come "

Yes. We’re short of builders etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can smile and do high fives

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've got no discernable skills.

Except herding cats. Which could be useful here I guess.

There’ll be no cats. I don’t like cats. But you can come anyway . Bring your boobs "

Always do

And I meant the fabbers..... cat herding will be a useful skill with this lot

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I've watched naked and afraid it that counts.

And should anyone be naked and afraid, I'll cuddle and protect them.

Annabelle of course you’re in! "

Nice one

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and trying to get back


"I've got my 10 meter badge I'll be the lifeguard incase anyone falls in

. You can’t bring your bloody sex swing though. You’ll have to make one on the island deal I'm good with bits of rope and wood I'll make more than a swing (cross)

. NO!!!!"

Now your just thinking of yourself what about the others

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By *elightfulharmonyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

I use to pole dance for fitness maybe one of them palm trees could be stripped down for pole material and I could teach for entertainment

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I feel like a I need a man with me so I don't get randy and grope the others. Nora, find me an island date please

There’ll be plenty of men _eeley! Why stick to one "

Good point, form an orderly queue menfolk, it's been a dry year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know all about electricity.

I can set up dildo charging stations all over the island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My singing career is on the up so you would have no need to worry about me singing and it raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel like a I need a man with me so I don't get randy and grope the others. Nora, find me an island date please

There’ll be plenty of men _eeley! Why stick to one

Good point, form an orderly queue menfolk, it's been a dry year! "

Oooh waiting already

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and trying to get back


"I use to pole dance for fitness maybe one of them palm trees could be stripped down for pole material and I could teach for entertainment "
no don't strip the poor tree I'll gladly let you use my pole

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I have an affinity with wood if that helps.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'll organise a capella karaoke..

Will you have me, please ? "

I love karaoke! I can't sing mind

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I have an affinity with wood if that helps. "

Don't we all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make a crown out of banana leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can turn my hands to most jobs - and don't mind getting dirty.

Only coming if her ladyship can come too. She's a professional talker but aside from that she's kind and caring, great at thinking of others (unless she's running and then she doesn't give a shit). She's funny and clever and sarcastic and hot as flip and will protect your personal data with her life.

Mr

Oh! I just realised who your ladyship is! . Of course she can come!

But an I allowed?

Mr

Of course. "

Ta

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I use to pole dance for fitness maybe one of them palm trees could be stripped down for pole material and I could teach for entertainment "

Oh yes definitely!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I can make a crown out of banana leaves "

. In. And yes ash can come too

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"My singing career is on the up so you would have no need to worry about me singing and it raining"

Oh yes a singer! Definitely in

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I know all about electricity.

I can set up dildo charging stations all over the island "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an affinity with wood if that helps. "

Tree hugging is in order then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm good with knives and stuff .

I can Chop wood and open Coconuts.

Failing that I'll just point and swear at stuff

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Nora, my mate Wilson wants to come. He is a really good listener.

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

I'm a massage therapist if that helps.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Nora, my mate Wilson wants to come. He is a really good listener. "

Does he have chocolate

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Nora, my mate Wilson wants to come. He is a really good listener.

Does he have chocolate "

No, he has no chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there room for 2 more?!

Jo.Xx

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Nora, my mate Wilson wants to come. He is a really good listener.

Does he have chocolate

No, he has no chocolate. "

You ate his chocolate didn’t you

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

If you have a bean that needs flicking I’m your man!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Is there room for 2 more?!

Jo.Xx "

Of course Jo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora.. i hope this boat is like a big cruiser. We need to keep swimming.. keep swimming..

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