FabSwingers.com forum: The best way to your heart…

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Traditionally it’s through a mans stomach, but that’s a good way to make sure that they’re incapable of leaving the room and I’m sure that there was a scene in Se7en about that…

Speaking as we’re no longer in ‘traditional’ times, what’s the best way to your heart?

N.B. I bear no responsibility if people use this information for nefarious ends or to get to your heart…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Through my brain. If a person talks about a subject that they're knowledgeable and passionate about, I just melt.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Through my brain. If a person talks about a subject that they're knowledgeable and passionate about, I just melt. "

I have an in depth knowledge of pothole geography on the A59 stretch north of Preston …. Did you come yet??

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Through my brain. If a person talks about a subject that they're knowledgeable and passionate about, I just melt.

I have an in depth knowledge of pothole geography on the A59 stretch north of Preston …. Did you come yet??

Who would have thought that such knowledge would come in useful, yet here we are…

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Through my brain. If a person talks about a subject that they're knowledgeable and passionate about, I just melt. "

Does it need to be a subject that you’re passionate about as well?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Through my brain. If a person talks about a subject that they're knowledgeable and passionate about, I just melt.

I have an in depth knowledge of pothole geography on the A59 stretch north of Preston …. Did you come yet??

Who would have thought that such knowledge would come in useful, yet here we are…"

Yup - I’m thinking she’s putty in my hands right now!!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Left off the A386 and follow the road until time appears to be going backwards

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Left off the A386 and follow the road until time appears to be going backwards "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being consistent source of joy, support and mutual faith. So rare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust, honesty, kindness to animals and chinese food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intelligence and spontaneity as well as imagination is the way to my heart

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Trust, laughter, honesty, friendship and food xx

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

To be honest. The best way to my heart is a woman sending me a picture of herself bent over with her foof framed by her arse cheeks as she looks over her shoulder and gives me a cheeky wink.

((This might just work))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch and tickle my back with finger nails, not rough just like a massage.

Totally relaxes me, anyone willing to take their time doing it would have me in the palm of their hands

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Give me your most precious thing your time.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

A persons attitude and personality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye contact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kindness, making me laugh, little things that help me, and soleros.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me your most precious thing your time. "

The best gift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compassion to others, being able to laugh at yourself, the excitement to travel off the beaten path with me. But trust me with everything about you!

And letting me eat BBQs all year round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest. The best way to my heart is a woman sending me a picture of herself bent over with her foof framed by her arse cheeks as she looks over her shoulder and gives me a cheeky wink.

((This might just work)) "

Im working on my winking action for this.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

With humour...if someone can make me snort laugh and match my sarcasm levels then we're going to get along

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"To be honest. The best way to my heart is a woman sending me a picture of herself bent over with her foof framed by her arse cheeks as she looks over her shoulder and gives me a cheeky wink.

((This might just work))

Im working on my winking action for this.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

There isn't one.

Be yourself and I'll either take an interest or I won't. I really don't have a thing or a type that instantly breaks through and has me take you in. Often I can surprise myself in who I end up taking interests in.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"With humour...if someone can make me snort laugh and match my sarcasm levels then we're going to get along

So that's why you took an interest when I send you those pictures!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"With humour...if someone can make me snort laugh and match my sarcasm levels then we're going to get along

So that's why you took an interest when I send you those pictures! "

You're pretty...being pretty is a way into my knickers, and I don't keep my heart in there

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Through my brain. If a person talks about a subject that they're knowledgeable and passionate about, I just melt. "

Yes i love passion too.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"There isn't one.

I don’t have a type. BINGO!!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"With humour...if someone can make me snort laugh and match my sarcasm levels then we're going to get along

So that's why you took an interest when I send you those pictures!

You're pretty...being pretty is a way into my knickers, and I don't keep my heart in there

What do you keep in your knickers?!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"There isn't one.

I don’t have a type. BINGO!!

I was going to type something similar! It's a good reply.

I like passion but it has to be with other things. Someone who I think is more intelligent than me will always have a bit of a soft spot. I guess time but not just time. Actual focus. If someone pours focus and energy into me, that's a good way into my heart. But not just that. My heart is a complicated place.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"There isn't one.

I don’t have a type. BINGO!!

Don't mock the phrase! I ended up saying that because the response was long winded (shocking from me I know). So condensed it in to the world famous "I don't have a type" it would have saved you lots of additional reading, but now you have brought additional rambling upon yourself!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"With humour...if someone can make me snort laugh and match my sarcasm levels then we're going to get along

So that's why you took an interest when I send you those pictures!

You're pretty...being pretty is a way into my knickers, and I don't keep my heart in there

What do you keep in your knickers?! "

That depends what knickers I'm wearing...the big ones negate the need for carrying a handbag, I keep everything in there

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Through my clitoris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be inspiring, open minded, encouraging, honest, kind and consistent.

And good in bed

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Physical touch for me!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Be inspiring, open minded, encouraging, honest, kind and consistent.

And good in bed

Solid 5/7 ain't bad!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"There isn't one.

I don’t have a type. BINGO!!

I couldn’t resist.

Waffle all you like, I have a soft spot for rambling

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"With humour...if someone can make me snort laugh and match my sarcasm levels then we're going to get along

So that's why you took an interest when I send you those pictures!

You're pretty...being pretty is a way into my knickers, and I don't keep my heart in there

What do you keep in your knickers?!

That depends what knickers I'm wearing...the big ones negate the need for carrying a handbag, I keep everything in there

Are those your house keys and mobile phone or are you just pleased to see me?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Surf n turf, is a good start,

And a good ear nibble while gentle nail strokes down my back will have me melting,

Big boobs seal the deal.

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By *amv1995Man
over a year ago

luton

Eyes. Look at me in the right way and im yours!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Chocolate x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Be interested in me, take time to talk to me, listen to what I say and be good looking while holding a bar of Aldi 70% dark salted caramel chocolate and having a similar sense of humour to Alfie Moore

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Be a friend, accept me for who I am, the good and the bad.

Oh and I'm good in bed

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Be inspiring, open minded, encouraging, honest, kind and consistent.

And good in bed

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Be a friend, accept me for who I am, the good and the bad.

Oh and I'm good in bed

That helps

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By *aby girl32Woman
over a year ago

Leigh lancs

No one gets close enough to my heart but I love

Chinese food

Having my back itched

Making me laugh

Not trying to change me

Being an animal lover

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Biscuits obvs

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

A scalpel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There isn't one.

I don’t have a type. BINGO!!

I was going to type something similar! It's a good reply.

I'll add onto the end

If you can make me smile that's a good start, laugh you're onto a good thing. Be quirky, different and interesting. Tantalise me with shades of enigma and mystery. Accept me for who I am (quirks and moods and all). Have your own style. Be yourself.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Bring me chocolate and gin

And a maccies

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Normally through the chest cavity.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Bring me chocolate and gin

And a maccies

I can do that

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

When the hard "I won't let you in" look in his eyes, softens and you know he is in the feeling zone. That makes my heart beat quite a bit faster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being very protective over me... does it for me... A manly man

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Being very protective over me... does it for me... A manly man"

That makes more sense in this thread

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Making an effort to want to know me, kindness, humility and humour

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Bring me chocolate and gin

And a maccies

I can do that

Come on then

. No gherkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at the risk of sounding a little self centred

... showing a genuine interest in getting to know me as much as I would want to know them. mutual attraction / humour / spark clearly are all important, but if there isn't a genuine desire from them to get to know me then I'm probably not going to be interested.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Making an effort to want to know me, kindness, humility and humour

I’m more interested in bricks and giraffes, soz

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Making an effort to want to know me, kindness, humility and humour

I’m more interested in bricks and giraffes, soz "

Feck ya

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Making an effort to want to know me, kindness, humility and humour

I’m more interested in bricks and giraffes, soz

Feck ya

Wow! You kiss your mother with that mouth?!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Making an effort to want to know me, kindness, humility and humour

I’m more interested in bricks and giraffes, soz

Feck ya

Wow! You kiss your mother with that mouth?!

you didn’t have to bring Rosie into it

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Pizza. Bug sausage pizza.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Pizza. Bug sausage pizza."

Haha! *Big!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My brain

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont really let people into my heart. It took me a year to fall in love with my partner. I fell in love with him because he took time to get to know me. Supported me. Was none judgemental. Hes kind, patient. Nurtures me and teachers me. Im very much a slow burner

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm a sucker for love!

And Galaxy!

Jo.Xx

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By *agan gentlemenMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Acceptance of my geekness and eccentricity .rare

Failing that

Cats yeh mostly cats. :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their time and undivided attention is most important to me.

Plus, chocolate and a good dicking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a heart.

Is that so…..a wonder to medical science lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a heart.

Which bastard took it..

Return ASAP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Their time and undivided attention is most important to me.

Plus, chocolate and a good dicking."

Wise woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a sucker for love!

And Galaxy!

Jo.Xx "

I'll give you both plenty

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By *agan gentlemenMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Their time and undivided attention is most important to me.

Plus, chocolate and a good dicking."

Chocolate dicking is that a new fetish :p

.. And after an in depth read . The dreaded not noing for single males..... Damn

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Their time and undivided attention is most important to me.

Plus, chocolate and a good dicking."

I’m in agreement of the majority of your statement.

I’m not a big fan of chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say the best way to my heart is to make me feel like I matter to you. If you treat me with respect, loyalty and kindness I'll let you in.

And food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time, patience, getting to know the real me, good and bad. Makes me laugh, but holds me when I cry. Doesn’t judge me, and understands my family position x

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By *lueEyesEnigmaMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Trust, laughter, honesty, friendship and food xx"

This!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Make me laugh and accept me for who I am x

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"I'd say the best way to my heart is to make me feel like I matter to you. If you treat me with respect, loyalty and kindness I'll let you in.

And food. "

I have the food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping the pieces of mine under lock and key in cold storage.

No access granted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping the pieces of mine under lock and key in cold storage.

No access granted.

Will it survive the chill?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping the pieces of mine under lock and key in cold storage.

No access granted.

Will it survive the chill?

Someone special will have the map, the key, the heat to thaw it one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping the pieces of mine under lock and key in cold storage.

No access granted.

Will it survive the chill?

Someone special will have the map, the key, the heat to thaw it one day. "

That's a good way to think about it. It means you didn't give up completely on your own heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping the pieces of mine under lock and key in cold storage.

No access granted.

Will it survive the chill?

Someone special will have the map, the key, the heat to thaw it one day.

That's a good way to think about it. It means you didn't give up completely on your own heart.

No, never. Just have to be careful who holds it in their hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping the pieces of mine under lock and key in cold storage.

No access granted.

Will it survive the chill?

Someone special will have the map, the key, the heat to thaw it one day.

That's a good way to think about it. It means you didn't give up completely on your own heart.

No, never. Just have to be careful who holds it in their hands."

Right? Some people can't hold them steady. You want it to be held like a newborn baby. With love, amusement, but also tight and secure. Like in the womb

Because when you give someone your heart, you trust them not to drop it in the corner like a toy they no longer want to play with or an ornament you stick on a shelf and remember to dust it off once a month, you trust they will nurture it. So yeah, keep it safe. It deserves a right connection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping the pieces of mine under lock and key in cold storage.

No access granted.

Will it survive the chill?

Someone special will have the map, the key, the heat to thaw it one day.

That's a good way to think about it. It means you didn't give up completely on your own heart.

No, never. Just have to be careful who holds it in their hands.

Right? Some people can't hold them steady. You want it to be held like a newborn baby. With love, amusement, but also tight and secure. Like in the womb

It’s worth waiting for that one that will do all that because they choose to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Their time and undivided attention is most important to me.

Plus, chocolate and a good dicking.

Chocolate dicking is that a new fetish :p

.. And after an in depth read . The dreaded not noing for single males..... Damn

To be fair, we couldn’t be much further apart anyway

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Hate shagging straight after eating.

Not interested in food until after the deed is done and I know that I will be going home, often with something for the freezer as well, after we've recouped our used up energy. Any chance of round two and I will just gratefully accept the take away.

I seem to know a lot of good cooks (exotic cuisine) so have to make my ground rules clear and the prospect of being overfed has a deterrent effect on the danger of marriage ensuing, as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being very protective over me... does it for me... A manly man

That makes more sense in this thread

I don't know how my comment ended up in another thread

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Actually to add a little to my above "I don't have a type" answer

Uniqueness goes a long way with me. Unique and weird, and is not afraid to embrace it, which falls in line with being yourself

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Making an effort to want to know me, kindness, humility and humour

*Gets out his notepad*

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Mine is closed off....too risky to let anyone get that close again. If anyone were to then he would be one hell of man x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Through the aorta valve.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m not daft enough to say it here

There is a way though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment? Through a deep, full on body snug-in cuddle....and kisses, lots of proper, proper kisses. Want to feel like i mean something, not just a thing to be used.... just something deep and powerful. That is the way to my heart x

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Mine is closed off....too risky to let anyone get that close again. If anyone were to then he would be one hell of man x"

except me of course.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My heart is a no-go area, so, nothing gets in.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Mine is closed off....too risky to let anyone get that close again. If anyone were to then he would be one hell of man x

except me of course. "

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Making an effort to want to know me, kindness, humility and humour

*Gets out his notepad*"

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By *agan gentlemenMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Making an effort to want to know me, kindness, humility and humour

*Gets out his notepad*

Although this site is what it is. Unfortunately both sexes tend to forget the above.

In all honesty yes I tend to be guarded. You can see that from posts and profile text or lack of I should say we are at the end of the day complex sometimes emotional beings. And above all human

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think deep down that there's only 1 way to my heart and there only ever will be I think

My kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Making an effort to want to know me, kindness, humility and humour

*Gets out his notepad*

I don’t need a notepad. Just saying.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Through my brain. If a person talks about a subject that they're knowledgeable and passionate about, I just melt.

I have an in depth knowledge of pothole geography on the A59 stretch north of Preston …. Did you come yet??

that's deep!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Surprised nobody has mentioned Haribos yet (whatever they are).

Normally they appear to be an in-crowd, cult thing on the forum, second only to popcorn fetching.

Maybe most users, of various persuasions, have found something else to suck that gets to a man's heart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food, affection, passion about their hobbies & interests, lack of sexual inhibitions. Men with broad shoulders, deep voices, a pretty penis, pert bum, and sexual dominance done properly, not misogynistic porn or 50 shades of I don't care about your consent. Women with hourglass curves, good perfume, and similar kinks & fantasies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kindness, a playful wit, authenticity. Obviously thats overly simplistic, but those 3 will peak my interest. Or they would if I hadn't decided not have a relationship until my children have reached adulthood.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm a sucker for love!

And Galaxy!

Jo.Xx

I'll give you both plenty

Always so generous!

Jo.Xx

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Making an effort to want to know me, kindness, humility and humour

*Gets out his notepad*

I don’t need a notepad. Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kindness, a playful wit, authenticity. Obviously thats overly simplistic, but those 3 will peak my interest. Or they would if I hadn't decided not have a relationship until my children have reached adulthood."

Would you like to stroke Nero?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Acceptance of my geekness and eccentricity .rare

Failing that

Cats yeh mostly cats. :p"

I have two. You can have the one with the boil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cupid’s arrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be genuine , funny , honest and just down to earth . Nothing better than sitting around a table , couple of beers chilling out and the banter and jokes are flying around the table . I

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Great believer in tables, here.

Abhor TV dinners and takeaways eaten off the lap.

Same goes for drinks.with my decent crystal glasses I don't want people to have no where solid to put them down.

(Hoping my humour is also standing me in good stead)

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Massage or receiving little random gifts , ones that have really been thought about,,it’s nice when someone you fuck thinks about you outside the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sledgehammer

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Being made to feel like more than a number in a line of others. Good communication and support and just acceptance for who I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always find it tough to answer these sorts of questions, along with what do I look for flin a person because I lost all the things I like, but it always ends with me wondering what I can them offer them in return...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being made to feel like more than a number in a line of others. Good communication and support and just acceptance for who I am"

This

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Laughter, cuddles, chocolate and an amazing tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of tequila/whiskey and modesty are really the keys to my heart, paired with a nice ass and ability to dance. My partner rn is one of the most laidback people I’ve met and it balances me out perfectly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have one... In that sense, anyway

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You would have to be determined. It's in a locked box as I can't be trusted with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kindness,genuine kindness. Is a start.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

A blowtorch to melt my icy heart.

Or coffee

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Mine is well guarded these days so I doubt anyone will get close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A blowtorch to melt my icy heart.

Or coffee

Coffee and a bun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lasagne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lasagne

Oh me too

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Lasagne

Not apple pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing I’m the only person they’re radar… that there’s trust and respect.

Their Funny caring and filthy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest... I'd just stick with a donner kebab with salad,chilli sauce, cheesy garlic bread and a ham and pineapple pizza...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start at my feet and work your way up..

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

It would take an incredible woman to break down the barriers I've put up.

I've only truly let two in, the first was ripped away from me, the second broke my heart completely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surprised nobody has mentioned Haribos yet (whatever they are).

Normally they appear to be an in-crowd, cult thing on the forum, second only to popcorn fetching.

Maybe most users, of various persuasions, have found something else to suck that gets to a man's heart?"

Did you say Haribos... Just reminded me of fruit pastilles...Now that's a way to my heart... Chewy Fruity Fruit Pastilles...Yums especially the black ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she’s half as much of a car geek as I am. That’s a winner.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"A blowtorch to melt my icy heart.

Or coffee

A blowtorch is the last thing that you want, surely?!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m not looking for someone to access my heart. But if they are interested in the contents of my pants then we can have some fun.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m not looking for someone to access my heart. But if they are interested in the contents of my pants then we can have some fun. "

I bet you have lots of interest

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I’m not looking for someone to access my heart. But if they are interested in the contents of my pants then we can have some fun.

I bet you have lots of interest

Not as much as you might think

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"I’m not looking for someone to access my heart. But if they are interested in the contents of my pants then we can have some fun.

I bet you have lots of interest

Not as much as you might think

You might be able to auction them if they are soiled enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Someone that gives their time to work with animals.

Also musicians. Particularly sensitive singer-songwriter types.

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
35 weeks ago

hot wife

A can of monster I'm cheep

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By *till gameMan
35 weeks ago

Oldham

It’s not for sale or rent

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By *eroLondonMan
35 weeks ago

Mayfair

...with a poisoned dart † usually.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
35 weeks ago

Southampton

Got to find mine first

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By *edeWoman
35 weeks ago

the abyss

What's a heart?

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By *eroLondonMan
35 weeks ago

Mayfair

"What's a heart?"

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It's an apparatus of l'amour, a clockwork device of cogs, wheels and springs; breaks easily and mends very very slowly.

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By *lexm87Man
35 weeks ago

Various

"What's a heart?"

A deflection device for people not willing to use their brain.

So sad that this wonderful bit of evolutionary engineering has been belittled into being the repository of 'feelings'.

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By *host63Man
35 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

Just by beingba decent human being that isn't with me because they want something.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
35 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

This is a weird resurrection

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Stockport

Straight through the chest with a sharp pointy object...

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