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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My dustbin has just been emptied,gets it in to find its full of maggots at the bottom. Any ladies want to come round and clean it out for me. I'll make it worth your while after.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

now I thought I had seen every golden smooth tongued request.......

but that's a first.

good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow what an offer, can see the pms flooding in

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

scoop em up and sell to fishermen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dustbin has just been emptied,gets it in to find its full of maggots at the bottom. Any ladies want to come round and clean it out for me. I'll make it worth your while after. "

Any self respecting woman will tell you this...

You made the mess, you clean it up!

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfffffttt!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maggots are of no interest to the good ladies of fab

Now, if you had a load VWE's or BBC's at the bottom of your dustbin ..........

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Maggots are of no interest to the good ladies of fab

Now, if you had a load VWE's or BBC's at the bottom of your dustbin .........."

I was going to suggest chucking a sky remote in and taking photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pay the local bin cleaning service to do it, cheapskate!!

Or chuck a load of bleach in, swish it around and let it sit for a bit, swish it round a bit more, then jetwash it.

Sheesh, bins are men's jobs, everyone knows that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maggots are of no interest to the good ladies of fab

Now, if you had a load VWE's or BBC's at the bottom of your dustbin ..........

I was going to suggest chucking a sky remote in and taking photos."

Excellent plan!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dustbin has just been emptied,gets it in to find its full of maggots at the bottom. Any ladies want to come round and clean it out for me. I'll make it worth your while after. "
get it round to the fishing shop just of London Road.... He'll give you a hand if you need your rod unbending.....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Maggots are of no interest to the good ladies of fab

Now, if you had a load VWE's or BBC's at the bottom of your dustbin ..........

I was going to suggest chucking a sky remote in and taking photos.

Excellent plan!! "

or start an new post looking for fisherwomen to come and harvest prime fishing maggots...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dustbin has just been emptied,gets it in to find its full of maggots at the bottom. Any ladies want to come round and clean it out for me. I'll make it worth your while after. "
Turn it upside down on the grass i am sure the birds will love them ... and them get the bleach out with really hot water .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maggots are of no interest to the good ladies of fab

Now, if you had a load VWE's or BBC's at the bottom of your dustbin ..........

I was going to suggest chucking a sky remote in and taking photos.

Excellent plan!!

or start an new post looking for fisherwomen to come and harvest prime fishing maggots... "
u nicked my idea!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Maggots are of no interest to the good ladies of fab

Now, if you had a load VWE's or BBC's at the bottom of your dustbin ..........

I was going to suggest chucking a sky remote in and taking photos.

Excellent plan!!

or start an new post looking for fisherwomen to come and harvest prime fishing maggots... u nicked my idea!"

Nope! It came out of my very own head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maggots are of no interest to the good ladies of fab

Now, if you had a load VWE's or BBC's at the bottom of your dustbin ..........

I was going to suggest chucking a sky remote in and taking photos.

Excellent plan!!

or start an new post looking for fisherwomen to come and harvest prime fishing maggots... u nicked my idea!

Nope! It came out of my very own head! "

You have maggots in your head?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Maggots are of no interest to the good ladies of fab

Now, if you had a load VWE's or BBC's at the bottom of your dustbin ..........

I was going to suggest chucking a sky remote in and taking photos.

Excellent plan!!

or start an new post looking for fisherwomen to come and harvest prime fishing maggots... u nicked my idea!

Nope! It came out of my very own head!

You have maggots in your head? "

Don't be daft!

It's full of penguins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Due to the disappointing lack of offers, I decided to do the job myself.

Half a bottle of bleach and several buckets of hot water has done the trick.

Feel the need for a shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Due to the disappointing lack of offers, I decided to do the job myself.

Half a bottle of bleach and several buckets of hot water has done the trick.

Feel the need for a shower. "
Well done xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might have to use this line of enquiry......... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might have to use this line of enquiry......... Lol "
lol well i will always help you out xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might have to use this line of enquiry......... Lol lol well i will always help you out xx "

I'm gonna keep you too that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heres a tip from me to anyone with a wheelie bin ..........

fill it to the brim with water out of a hosepipe and leave it for say half a day,then after its soaked good and proper tip it out over the garden and i find the wheelie bin is spotless inside again with no nasty niffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tip it upside down and let the birds have a feast.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Due to the disappointing lack of offers, I decided to do the job myself.

Half a bottle of bleach and several buckets of hot water has done the trick.

Feel the need for a shower. "

Thus from now on, wrap or bag your food rubbish to avoid the maggots returning and you'll have a clean bin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

few pieces of cardboard.

some petrol and light it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Due to the disappointing lack of offers, I decided to do the job myself.

Half a bottle of bleach and several buckets of hot water has done the trick.

Feel the need for a shower. "

Wouldn't it have been far less strenuous to just leave the lid open and wait for them to fly off of their own accord? Talk about creating work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might have to use this line of enquiry......... Lol "

am sure u can cum up with a better line of enquiry lol

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