FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Getting off gone wrong

Jump to newest
 

By *kaythen07 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

We've all been there, when things go terribly wrong.

Usually reserved for our younger years.

I'll start

So 14 or 15 thought a Henry hoover would be a good idea. Started off brilliant. If I angled it just right it would slap my little boy all over the place sending me into a knee shaking orgasm, but as we know the little fella wants to hide away once he's had his moment in the spotlight. This then created enough room for him and his two friends to take a little journey into the belly of Henry(should mention I removed the hose) little fucker smiling at me all the while. After what seemed like a week I managed to shut Him down. The state of my poor boy, looked like I had taken a few bee stings along one side of my little chap. Couldn't touch him for a full week( at that age you can imagine how sorry for myself I felt) soon made up for it, not gona say i never used a hoover again after all the orgasm was amazing.

Let's here them. No judgement here

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Poor henry

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Have you tried Henrietta

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Some people share a little too much on here

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *kaythen07 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Poor henry "
heny was fine, if anything looked like he enjoyed it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Poor henry heny was fine, if anything looked like he enjoyed it"

Did you clean him up

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Some people share a little too much on here "

One of the funny threads ever on here was about a hoover. Wish I could remember what it was called. Don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *kaythen07 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Poor henry heny was fine, if anything looked like he enjoyed it

Did you clean him up "

then I would become the vacuum cleaner.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people share a little too much on here "

And im sure I've seen this story before????

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Poor henry heny was fine, if anything looked like he enjoyed it

Did you clean him up

then I would become the vacuum cleaner. "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Some people share a little too much on here

And im sure I've seen this story before????"

So...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why not try it again and post a video on here ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *kaythen07 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Some people share a little too much on here

And im sure I've seen this story before????"

Over 7 billion people on this planet. Would be weirder if you hadnt

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *kaythen07 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Why not try it again and post a video on here ? "

That's a very niche porn category, not sure it would get to many fabs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

I love porn hub. Search hoover and there you go

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early twenties I wanted a wank but only slippery substance I had was shower gel. Used it neat, had my wank and washed it off.

Next day woke up and went to the loo and the skin had started to peel off all over my cock - had sore red patches all over it.

Lasted about a week. The shower gel had completely dried the skin out.

Wasn't all bad though as my girlfriend used to rub moisturiser into it but no sex as it was rather painful.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *kaythen07 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I love porn hub. Search hoover and there you go "

OK... never been on my list of searches but it will now

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people share a little too much on here

And im sure I've seen this story before????

So..."

No and I dont knit either x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *kaythen07 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Early twenties I wanted a wank but only slippery substance I had was shower gel. Used it neat, had my wank and washed it off.

Next day woke up and went to the loo and the skin had started to peel off all over my cock - had sore red patches all over it.

Lasted about a week. The shower gel had completely dried the skin out.

Wasn't all bad though as my girlfriend used to rub moisturiser into it but no sex as it was rather painful.

"

Fuck me... what shower gel do you use???

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Early twenties I wanted a wank but only slippery substance I had was shower gel. Used it neat, had my wank and washed it off.

Next day woke up and went to the loo and the skin had started to peel off all over my cock - had sore red patches all over it.

Lasted about a week. The shower gel had completely dried the skin out.

Wasn't all bad though as my girlfriend used to rub moisturiser into it but no sex as it was rather painful.

Fuck me... what shower gel do you use??? "

Can't remember which one but I am presuming I didn't manage to get it all off properly. Never use neat shower gel to have a wank.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Are you sure it wasn't drain cleaner ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure it wasn't drain cleaner ? "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor henry heny was fine, if anything looked like he enjoyed it

Did you clean him up

then I would become the vacuum cleaner. "

IT'S THE CIIIIIIRRRRCLE OF LIFE

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Some people share a little too much on here

And im sure I've seen this story before????

So...

No and I dont knit either x"

Admit if, you've done it too

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why not try it again and post a video on here ? "

You might get on You've Been Framed!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *kaythen07 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Poor henry heny was fine, if anything looked like he enjoyed it

Did you clean him up

then I would become the vacuum cleaner.

IT'S THE CIIIIIIRRRRCLE OF LIFE "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top