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"I'm curled around a hot water bottle with a combination of Mother Nature kicking me in the clunge and residual abdominal pain from surgery a couple of weeks ago. I need someone to come here, make me sweet, strong tea, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty. (The last part is optional and I won't believe you anyway) I have air con if that helps sway anyone? "That would be an absolute pleasure  | |||
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"I'm curled around a hot water bottle with a combination of Mother Nature kicking me in the clunge and residual abdominal pain from surgery a couple of weeks ago. I need someone to come here, make me sweet, strong tea, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty. (The last part is optional and I won't believe you anyway) I have air con if that helps sway anyone?
That would be an absolute pleasure "It's the air con that convinced you isn't it..... | |||
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"I'm curled around a hot water bottle with a combination of Mother Nature kicking me in the clunge and residual abdominal pain from surgery a couple of weeks ago. I need someone to come here, make me sweet, strong tea, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty. (The last part is optional and I won't believe you anyway) I have air con if that helps sway anyone?
That would be an absolute pleasure
It's the air con that convinced you isn't it....."Nope its your cheeky smile | |||
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"I'm curled around a hot water bottle with a combination of Mother Nature kicking me in the clunge and residual abdominal pain from surgery a couple of weeks ago. I need someone to come here, make me sweet, strong tea, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty. (The last part is optional and I won't believe you anyway) I have air con if that helps sway anyone?
That would be an absolute pleasure
It's the air con that convinced you isn't it.....
Nope its your cheeky smile "Awwwwww fanks | |||
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"I'm curled around a hot water bottle with a combination of Mother Nature kicking me in the clunge and residual abdominal pain from surgery a couple of weeks ago. I need someone to come here, make me sweet, strong tea, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty. (The last part is optional and I won't believe you anyway) I have air con if that helps sway anyone?
That would be an absolute pleasure
It's the air con that convinced you isn't it.....
Nope its your cheeky smile
Awwwwww fanks"I can also give you a nice massage to | |||
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"Is being kicked in the clunge contagious? I'm not sure I want to catch it... I hope you feel better soon though. X" Nah. It's that delightful thing that occurs approximately every 28 days for most women and makes us want to reach in and rip out our uteruses. I think men are largely unaffected by it. | |||
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"I'm curled around a hot water bottle with a combination of Mother Nature kicking me in the clunge and residual abdominal pain from surgery a couple of weeks ago. I need someone to come here, make me sweet, strong tea, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty. (The last part is optional and I won't believe you anyway) I have air con if that helps sway anyone?
That would be an absolute pleasure
It's the air con that convinced you isn't it.....
Nope its your cheeky smile
Awwwwww fanks
I can also give you a nice massage to "I should probably warn you..... touch any part of me from the waist to the thigh and I may tear your arm off and beat you with it. But that's so lovely. | |||
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"Is being kicked in the clunge contagious? I'm not sure I want to catch it... I hope you feel better soon though. X Nah. It's that delightful thing that occurs approximately every 28 days for most women and makes us want to reach in and rip out our uteruses. I think men are largely unaffected by it." Phew. Whilst not contagious am I at risk of any adverse side effects? I'm. Sure the adverse effects of a ripped out uterus may be worse, but you can do this! X | |||
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"Is being kicked in the clunge contagious? I'm not sure I want to catch it... I hope you feel better soon though. X Nah. It's that delightful thing that occurs approximately every 28 days for most women and makes us want to reach in and rip out our uteruses. I think men are largely unaffected by it. Phew. Whilst not contagious am I at risk of any adverse side effects? I'm. Sure the adverse effects of a ripped out uterus may be worse, but you can do this! X" Providing you don't say or do anything even remotely irritating (parameters for this are subject to change without warning), you risk nothing. Because I'm a delight | |||
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"Sending huge hugs to you all the way from the North. Sorry to hear you have pains, I'll make you a poultice and send it down. "You, lovely lady, are the very essence of your username. No lavender though please, it gives me a headache | |||
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"Is being kicked in the clunge contagious? I'm not sure I want to catch it... I hope you feel better soon though. X Nah. It's that delightful thing that occurs approximately every 28 days for most women and makes us want to reach in and rip out our uteruses. I think men are largely unaffected by it. Phew. Whilst not contagious am I at risk of any adverse side effects? I'm. Sure the adverse effects of a ripped out uterus may be worse, but you can do this! X Providing you don't say or do anything even remotely irritating (parameters for this are subject to change without warning), you risk nothing. Because I'm a delight "I think that rules out me saying or doing anything then.  | |||
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"Is being kicked in the clunge contagious? I'm not sure I want to catch it... I hope you feel better soon though. X Nah. It's that delightful thing that occurs approximately every 28 days for most women and makes us want to reach in and rip out our uteruses. I think men are largely unaffected by it. Phew. Whilst not contagious am I at risk of any adverse side effects? I'm. Sure the adverse effects of a ripped out uterus may be worse, but you can do this! X Providing you don't say or do anything even remotely irritating (parameters for this are subject to change without warning), you risk nothing. Because I'm a delight
I think that rules out me saying or doing anything then. "You may come sit here and look pretty while stroking my hair. | |||
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"Is being kicked in the clunge contagious? I'm not sure I want to catch it... I hope you feel better soon though. X Nah. It's that delightful thing that occurs approximately every 28 days for most women and makes us want to reach in and rip out our uteruses. I think men are largely unaffected by it." I was hugely affected by it for almost 30 years. The ex-wife saw to it that I suffered when she did! | |||
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How's your tea making?
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"Is being kicked in the clunge contagious? I'm not sure I want to catch it... I hope you feel better soon though. X Nah. It's that delightful thing that occurs approximately every 28 days for most women and makes us want to reach in and rip out our uteruses. I think men are largely unaffected by it. I was hugely affected by it for almost 30 years. The ex-wife saw to it that I suffered when she did! "You were one of the lucky ones that was permitted to experience the holy grail then.... | |||
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How's your tea making?
And will you sing soft kitty to me?
It's pretty good, and I can sing "Awesome. Door is on the latch. | |||
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"Shall I get Dick to stroke your hair and I'll give you big boobie cuddles. " Yes please. Will you bring tea? Please | |||
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"Shall I get Dick to stroke your hair and I'll give you big boobie cuddles. Yes please. Will you bring tea? Please "What type of tea, I've loads of different herbal teas. | |||
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"Shall I get Dick to stroke your hair and I'll give you big boobie cuddles. Yes please. Will you bring tea? Please
What type of tea, I've loads of different herbal teas. "Oh just boring English Breakfast please. Quite strong and sweet. It's a proper cure all | |||
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"Soft kitty, Warm kitty Little ball of fur. Soft kitty, Warm kitty Purr purr purr. " There it is!! Thank you. That was a fine rendition. | |||
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"Is being kicked in the clunge contagious? I'm not sure I want to catch it... I hope you feel better soon though. X Nah. It's that delightful thing that occurs approximately every 28 days for most women and makes us want to reach in and rip out our uteruses. I think men are largely unaffected by it. Phew. Whilst not contagious am I at risk of any adverse side effects? I'm. Sure the adverse effects of a ripped out uterus may be worse, but you can do this! X Providing you don't say or do anything even remotely irritating (parameters for this are subject to change without warning), you risk nothing. Because I'm a delight
I think that rules out me saying or doing anything then.
You may come sit here and look pretty while stroking my hair."Can I stroke with a 2m stick? Still worries I might catch clunge kick... | |||
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"I'm curled around a hot water bottle with a combination of Mother Nature kicking me in the clunge and residual abdominal pain from surgery a couple of weeks ago. I need someone to come here, make me sweet, strong tea, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty. (The last part is optional and I won't believe you anyway) I have air con if that helps sway anyone? "Shame I’m far away as I would love to do that right now! Sending it virtually to you | |||
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"Is being kicked in the clunge contagious? I'm not sure I want to catch it... I hope you feel better soon though. X Nah. It's that delightful thing that occurs approximately every 28 days for most women and makes us want to reach in and rip out our uteruses. I think men are largely unaffected by it. Phew. Whilst not contagious am I at risk of any adverse side effects? I'm. Sure the adverse effects of a ripped out uterus may be worse, but you can do this! X Providing you don't say or do anything even remotely irritating (parameters for this are subject to change without warning), you risk nothing. Because I'm a delight
I think that rules out me saying or doing anything then.
You may come sit here and look pretty while stroking my hair.
Can I stroke with a 2m stick? Still worries I might catch clunge kick..."You may. | |||
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"Come here, lay your head in my lap and I’ll stroke your hair "But I can't move! | |||
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"I'm curled around a hot water bottle with a combination of Mother Nature kicking me in the clunge and residual abdominal pain from surgery a couple of weeks ago. I need someone to come here, make me sweet, strong tea, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty. (The last part is optional and I won't believe you anyway) I have air con if that helps sway anyone?
Shame I’m far away as I would love to do that right now! Sending it virtually to you"Virtual stroking? 
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"I'm curled around a hot water bottle with a combination of Mother Nature kicking me in the clunge and residual abdominal pain from surgery a couple of weeks ago. I need someone to come here, make me sweet, strong tea, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty. (The last part is optional and I won't believe you anyway) I have air con if that helps sway anyone?
Shame I’m far away as I would love to do that right now! Sending it virtually to you
Virtual stroking?
Don't they offer that in the chat rooms? "I wish I could reach through the screen right now and stroke you make you feel better | |||
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"I'm curled around a hot water bottle with a combination of Mother Nature kicking me in the clunge and residual abdominal pain from surgery a couple of weeks ago. I need someone to come here, make me sweet, strong tea, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty. (The last part is optional and I won't believe you anyway) I have air con if that helps sway anyone?
Shame I’m far away as I would love to do that right now! Sending it virtually to you
Virtual stroking?
Don't they offer that in the chat rooms?
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"Is being kicked in the clunge contagious? I'm not sure I want to catch it... I hope you feel better soon though. X Nah. It's that delightful thing that occurs approximately every 28 days for most women and makes us want to reach in and rip out our uteruses. I think men are largely unaffected by it. Phew. Whilst not contagious am I at risk of any adverse side effects? I'm. Sure the adverse effects of a ripped out uterus may be worse, but you can do this! X Providing you don't say or do anything even remotely irritating (parameters for this are subject to change without warning), you risk nothing. Because I'm a delight
I think that rules out me saying or doing anything then.
You may come sit here and look pretty while stroking my hair.
Can I stroke with a 2m stick? Still worries I might catch clunge kick...
You may."Awesome. I've put a brush on the end, and incorporated a chocolate dispenser too. | |||
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"Is being kicked in the clunge contagious? I'm not sure I want to catch it... I hope you feel better soon though. X Nah. It's that delightful thing that occurs approximately every 28 days for most women and makes us want to reach in and rip out our uteruses. I think men are largely unaffected by it. Phew. Whilst not contagious am I at risk of any adverse side effects? I'm. Sure the adverse effects of a ripped out uterus may be worse, but you can do this! X Providing you don't say or do anything even remotely irritating (parameters for this are subject to change without warning), you risk nothing. Because I'm a delight
I think that rules out me saying or doing anything then.
You may come sit here and look pretty while stroking my hair.
Can I stroke with a 2m stick? Still worries I might catch clunge kick...
You may.
Awesome. I've put a brush on the end, and incorporated a chocolate dispenser too. "You're a genius. And can clearly do no wrong! | |||
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"I'm curled around a hot water bottle with a combination of Mother Nature kicking me in the clunge and residual abdominal pain from surgery a couple of weeks ago. I need someone to come here, make me sweet, strong tea, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty. (The last part is optional and I won't believe you anyway) I have air con if that helps sway anyone?
Shame I’m far away as I would love to do that right now! Sending it virtually to you
Virtual stroking?
Don't they offer that in the chat rooms?
I wish I could reach through the screen right now and stroke you make you feel better
Aww thanks "That’s ok, a bit of tlc always makes it better…I’ll even do my naked chef routine | |||
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"I'm curled around a hot water bottle with a combination of Mother Nature kicking me in the clunge and residual abdominal pain from surgery a couple of weeks ago. I need someone to come here, make me sweet, strong tea, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty. (The last part is optional and I won't believe you anyway) I have air con if that helps sway anyone?
Shame I’m far away as I would love to do that right now! Sending it virtually to you
Virtual stroking?
Don't they offer that in the chat rooms?
I wish I could reach through the screen right now and stroke you make you feel better
Aww thanks
That’s ok, a bit of tlc always makes it better…I’ll even do my naked chef routine"As long as there is tea..... | |||
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"Is being kicked in the clunge contagious? I'm not sure I want to catch it... I hope you feel better soon though. X Nah. It's that delightful thing that occurs approximately every 28 days for most women and makes us want to reach in and rip out our uteruses. I think men are largely unaffected by it. Phew. Whilst not contagious am I at risk of any adverse side effects? I'm. Sure the adverse effects of a ripped out uterus may be worse, but you can do this! X Providing you don't say or do anything even remotely irritating (parameters for this are subject to change without warning), you risk nothing. Because I'm a delight
I think that rules out me saying or doing anything then.
You may come sit here and look pretty while stroking my hair.
Can I stroke with a 2m stick? Still worries I might catch clunge kick...
You may.
Awesome. I've put a brush on the end, and incorporated a chocolate dispenser too.
You're a genius. And can clearly do no wrong!"Well, I didn't wanna say it ..  | |||
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"I'm curled around a hot water bottle with a combination of Mother Nature kicking me in the clunge and residual abdominal pain from surgery a couple of weeks ago. I need someone to come here, make me sweet, strong tea, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty. (The last part is optional and I won't believe you anyway) I have air con if that helps sway anyone?
Shame I’m far away as I would love to do that right now! Sending it virtually to you
Virtual stroking?
Don't they offer that in the chat rooms?
I wish I could reach through the screen right now and stroke you make you feel better
Aww thanks
That’s ok, a bit of tlc always makes it better…I’ll even do my naked chef routine
As long as there is tea....."How do you take your tea? | |||
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 I hate that time of the month sorry to hear poshy posh  wishing the days fly by so it's over with for you xxxmwah | |||
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"Is being kicked in the clunge contagious? I'm not sure I want to catch it... I hope you feel better soon though. X Nah. It's that delightful thing that occurs approximately every 28 days for most women and makes us want to reach in and rip out our uteruses. I think men are largely unaffected by it. Phew. Whilst not contagious am I at risk of any adverse side effects? I'm. Sure the adverse effects of a ripped out uterus may be worse, but you can do this! X Providing you don't say or do anything even remotely irritating (parameters for this are subject to change without warning), you risk nothing. Because I'm a delight
I think that rules out me saying or doing anything then.
You may come sit here and look pretty while stroking my hair.
Can I stroke with a 2m stick? Still worries I might catch clunge kick...
You may.
Awesome. I've put a brush on the end, and incorporated a chocolate dispenser too.
You're a genius. And can clearly do no wrong!
Well, I didn't wanna say it
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"I'm curled around a hot water bottle with a combination of Mother Nature kicking me in the clunge and residual abdominal pain from surgery a couple of weeks ago. I need someone to come here, make me sweet, strong tea, stroke my hair and tell me I'm pretty. (The last part is optional and I won't believe you anyway) I have air con if that helps sway anyone?
Shame I’m far away as I would love to do that right now! Sending it virtually to you
Virtual stroking?
Don't they offer that in the chat rooms?
I wish I could reach through the screen right now and stroke you make you feel better
Aww thanks
That’s ok, a bit of tlc always makes it better…I’ll even do my naked chef routine
As long as there is tea.....
How do you take your tea? "Hot, strongish and sweet. Like my men | |||
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"Awwww nooo I hate that time of the month sorry to hear poshy posh wishing the days fly by so it's over with for you xxxmwah"Thanks Candy. It's always horrible but I'm not quite recovered from having tubes wedged in there so it's horrendous | |||
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"Awww strokey, softly, singy soft slightly sad stuff with the guitar, tea and then a brandy or two to get the cheeks rosy again and raise a giggle or two. There " That made me giggle..... best medicine. Thanks Freya xx | |||
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"Is being kicked in the clunge contagious? I'm not sure I want to catch it... I hope you feel better soon though. X Nah. It's that delightful thing that occurs approximately every 28 days for most women and makes us want to reach in and rip out our uteruses. I think men are largely unaffected by it. Phew. Whilst not contagious am I at risk of any adverse side effects? I'm. Sure the adverse effects of a ripped out uterus may be worse, but you can do this! X Providing you don't say or do anything even remotely irritating (parameters for this are subject to change without warning), you risk nothing. Because I'm a delight
I think that rules out me saying or doing anything then.
You may come sit here and look pretty while stroking my hair.
Can I stroke with a 2m stick? Still worries I might catch clunge kick...
You may.
Awesome. I've put a brush on the end, and incorporated a chocolate dispenser too.
You're a genius. And can clearly do no wrong!
Well, I didn't wanna say it
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You are hereby at no risk of any adverse effects and may say or do anything. Because you're bringing chocolate."Chocolate, the hidden language of winning. What's your favourite? | |||
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"Come here, lay your head in my lap and I’ll stroke your hair
But I can't move!
Good point, I’m in the car right now, on my way "Yay! Thank you | |||
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"Awww I'll stroke your brow poshy and bring you some bubbles "Knew I could count on you too | |||
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"Soft kitty, Warm kitty Little ball of fur. Soft kitty, Warm kitty Purr purr purr. There it is!! Thank you. That was a fine rendition." I hope it helped | |||
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"Awwww nooo I hate that time of the month sorry to hear poshy posh wishing the days fly by so it's over with for you xxxmwah
Thanks Candy. It's always horrible but I'm not quite recovered from having tubes wedged in there so it's horrendous " oh dear sorry to hear poshy posh xx | |||
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"As I used to be Lactose-Intolerant - not a big fan of milk. So... Instead I would put Nestles milk in your tea. Three sugars and make it very stong... Proper workman's tea! Strong 'n' sweet (I'm not even a workman.) If you don't accept the "pretty" bit - how about you are a cracking bnit of stuff? Or is that a score of 2 out of 3 forks in my forehead & I don't win Dusty Bin either? "That's basically perfect! | |||
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"Is being kicked in the clunge contagious? I'm not sure I want to catch it... I hope you feel better soon though. X Nah. It's that delightful thing that occurs approximately every 28 days for most women and makes us want to reach in and rip out our uteruses. I think men are largely unaffected by it. Phew. Whilst not contagious am I at risk of any adverse side effects? I'm. Sure the adverse effects of a ripped out uterus may be worse, but you can do this! X Providing you don't say or do anything even remotely irritating (parameters for this are subject to change without warning), you risk nothing. Because I'm a delight
I think that rules out me saying or doing anything then.
You may come sit here and look pretty while stroking my hair.
Can I stroke with a 2m stick? Still worries I might catch clunge kick...
You may.
Awesome. I've put a brush on the end, and incorporated a chocolate dispenser too.
You're a genius. And can clearly do no wrong!
Well, I didn't wanna say it
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You are hereby at no risk of any adverse effects and may say or do anything. Because you're bringing chocolate.
Chocolate, the hidden language of winning. What's your favourite?"I'm cheap and easy. Dairy Milk works. | |||
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"Soft kitty, Warm kitty Little ball of fur. Soft kitty, Warm kitty Purr purr purr. There it is!! Thank you. That was a fine rendition. I hope it helped" It did | |||
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"Awwww nooo I hate that time of the month sorry to hear poshy posh wishing the days fly by so it's over with for you xxxmwah
Thanks Candy. It's always horrible but I'm not quite recovered from having tubes wedged in there so it's horrendous
oh dear sorry to hear poshy posh xx " | |||
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"Aww big hugs sweetie. I'm here with a massive bar of Dairy Milk, if that helps
C "Yes please C..... thank you! | |||
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