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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Inspired... Or stolen based upon City Jeans assumptions thread.

Usual rules apply, message somebody in the thread with one or more assumptions that you think about them based upon what you know about them.

Or don't! I'm not your supervisor.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Ok, this I can do.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Oh that sounds fun, I'll give that a bash.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Er…in…cautiously

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Let's be having it then

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I'm in lovelies.

Hi OP

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds interesting x

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I'd be curious to see if anyone has any assumptions about me

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

This could be interesting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in sounds interesting!

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

Braced and ready....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I’m in

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early prediction, this thread will reach 175 and mine will fizzle out at around 40 comments.

Also I’m in.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

In please

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May aswell play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babs, very friendly, but bit of a goer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In x

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Ooh I'm in

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

City jeans, I assume you enjoy kicking puppies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in please. This sounds interesting

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Fallen angel, I assume you enjoy snaking people for parking spaces at the supermarket

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

I’m in!! This might be a mistake…. But let’s see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ok I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"I’m in "

Babs, I always assume you're a 10inch minimum sort of woman.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I’m in

Babs, I always assume you're a 10inch minimum sort of woman."

That’s called knowledge Meli

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

This could be interesting

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Babs, very friendly, but bit of a goer. "

You have summed me up beautifully

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

City Jeans - I picture you being suited and booted and a bit of a James Bond type of man - smooth and charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie Hants, acts before she thinks regardless of the consequences, then takes it out on a Ben&Jerry’s tub of ice cream while everyone bails her out.

Just the general vibe I’m getting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fallen angel, I assume you enjoy snaking people for parking spaces at the supermarket "

I don’t even know what these means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LornaJo - I’m assuming you’re not that bothered about getting married

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I like it. I'm in.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Don't think this is for me.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Babs often has to take crumbs out of her cleavage before heading up to bed.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I assume _eli is posting from her spare room which doubles up as a library of rare and antiquity first edition books.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

This may be intresting xxx count me in

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

LornaJo... you hate socks

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I assume _eli is posting from her spare room which doubles up as a library of rare and antiquity first edition books. "

Spare room? I assume her house is filled with books and her spare room is her living quarters, cramped bed, lounge, and kitchen. Not the bathroom though. Always separate that should be.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Fallen angel.. I'm assuming you have a piggy bank especially for yoyr lingerie

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Amana - I assume you like having the tattoo under your breasts licked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh OK, I'm interested to see how this goes.....

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"This may be intresting xxx count me in "

Your dms are made of liquorice and your pole is Brighton Rock x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fallen angel.. I'm assuming you have a piggy bank especially for yoyr lingerie "

Ooh I should get one

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Nell Gwyn would get very upset if I dapped Vicks on her nipples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Amana - I assume you like having the tattoo under your breasts licked."

You assume correctly

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"This may be intresting xxx count me in "

Your dms are made of liquorice and your pole is Brighton Rock x

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Fallen angel.. I'm assuming you have a piggy bank especially for yoyr lingerie

Ooh I should get one "

But would you put any money anywhere else?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Go on then, let's hear them

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

[Removed by poster at 13/06/21 18:28:42]

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I assume _eli is posting from her spare room which doubles up as a library of rare and antiquity first edition books.

Spare room? I assume her house is filled with books and her spare room is her living quarters, cramped bed, lounge, and kitchen. Not the bathroom though. Always separate that should be. "

Magneto is right, the spare room is filled with books and some are first editions.

I've got some books in the kitchen but I try and keep the house a bit less chaotic. I want a library like in Beauty and the Beast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freya73 I presume you’re sat on a yoga mat in the lotus position while posting on here, probably sipping camomile tea with fresh bread baking in the oven.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"This may be intresting xxx count me in

Your dms are made of liquorice and your pole is Brighton Rock x "

Loool wish my DMS were appealing I like most sweeties, also can't pole dance to save my life.

You seem like a sexy tease though xxx

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Kinkycouple.. You're actually teeny aren't you? I'm assuming you meant to put dinkycouple.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Freya73 I presume you’re sat on a yoga mat in the lotus position while posting on here, probably sipping camomile tea with fresh bread baking in the oven. "

1 outa 3 there! I am indeed on my yoga mat but sipping gnt with fish pie in the oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Freya73, I assume you're naked on the yoga mat.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

I’m in to receive assumptions, if any

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Go on then, let's hear them"

That you spend your days roaming around topless, leading horses around like something out of Lady Chatterley's lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hot, sweaty and slightly tipsy before dinner. In.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Go on then, let's hear them

That you spend your days roaming around topless, leading horses around like something out of Lady Chatterley's lover "

I couldn't do my job topless, would get way too many scratches when putting new straw down. I do wear vest tops though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh OK, I'm interested to see how this goes....."

Nell Gwyn I assume lives in East Yorkshire.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Let's see what comes my way

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"I’m in to receive assumptions, if any "

Your idea of heaven involves a sun lounger, a constant supply of chilled cocktails, and a strapping young man whose only job is to lick your quim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in to receive assumptions, if any "

I assume your back itches quite a bit

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I’m in to receive assumptions, if any

Your idea of heaven involves a sun lounger, a constant supply of chilled cocktails, and a strapping young man whose only job is to lick your quim."

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli I assume spends her days lounging on a chaise longue while naked eunuchs waft you with fans, feed you grapes and read philosophical treatises to you. Occasionally you entertain visitors before feeding them to the crocodiles in your reptile pit.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I’m in to receive assumptions, if any

I assume your back itches quite a bit"

Also true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in to receive assumptions, if any

I assume your back itches quite a bit

Also true "

Don’t scratch though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in if anyone has any about me

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I’m in to receive assumptions, if any

I assume your back itches quite a bit

Also true

Don’t scratch though"

pffft it’s too hard to resist but I’m trying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in on this one

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll play x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in if anyone has any about me "

I assume you've been locked in your bathroom for the last week.

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Sparkle1974 - many have tried to count your freckles with their tongues, none have succeeded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in to receive assumptions, if any

I assume your back itches quite a bit

Also true

Don’t scratch though

pffft it’s too hard to resist but I’m trying! "

Do you want me to tie your hands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkle1974 I assume you work as a waitress in a cocktail bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in to receive assumptions, if any "

I always picture you with a whip a la Indiana Jones

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m in assume away

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I’m in to receive assumptions, if any

I always picture you with a whip a la Indiana Jones "

now my imagination takes me to places I have never been before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Meli I assume spends her days lounging on a chaise longue while naked eunuchs waft you with fans, feed you grapes and read philosophical treatises to you. Occasionally you entertain visitors before feeding them to the crocodiles in your reptile pit."

P5465 (that number is not easy to remember!) I assume your an alien species come to observe the follies and foibles of the human race on a sex site where they are clearly displayed. Sooner or later you'll decide to eradicate us from this planet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wildblonde69 is a secret agent and is constantly thwarting world take over plots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this could be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babs, I assume you make the best vinaigrette

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I’m in to receive assumptions, if any

I assume your back itches quite a bit

Also true

Don’t scratch though

pffft it’s too hard to resist but I’m trying!

Do you want me to tie your hands?"

If you promise to cream me up after , I’ll take that offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in to receive assumptions, if any

I always picture you with a whip a la Indiana Jones

now my imagination takes me to places I have never been before "

Well, If you could please acquire one, you can test it out on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, im definitely in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Different... I’m in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in on this one "

Despite your name, you have no beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meli I assume spends her days lounging on a chaise longue while naked eunuchs waft you with fans, feed you grapes and read philosophical treatises to you. Occasionally you entertain visitors before feeding them to the crocodiles in your reptile pit.

P5465 (that number is not easy to remember!) I assume your an alien species come to observe the follies and foibles of the human race on a sex site where they are clearly displayed. Sooner or later you'll decide to eradicate us from this planet. "

Will Meli report to bay 5 for her anal probe, will Meli report to bay 5 for her anal probe ...

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

HotwifeSeductions is secretly craving a long session with a riding crop.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I assume some are being done by pm too?

Well actually that's not an assumption because I know a few are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meli I assume spends her days lounging on a chaise longue while naked eunuchs waft you with fans, feed you grapes and read philosophical treatises to you. Occasionally you entertain visitors before feeding them to the crocodiles in your reptile pit."

I can see that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on then, let's hear them"

That you'd much rather work for Sydney University than tending to horses and, on occasion, being battered by them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"HotwifeSeductions is secretly craving a long session with a riding crop."

Question.. what is a riding crop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nell Gwyn would get very upset if I dapped Vicks on her nipples."

Very upset indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh OK, I'm interested to see how this goes.....

Nell Gwyn I assume lives in East Yorkshire."

I assume P6545 has a taste for toasted caramel covered tarantulas, which he gets shipped in live from South America.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I’m in to receive assumptions, if any

I always picture you with a whip a la Indiana Jones

now my imagination takes me to places I have never been before

Well, If you could please acquire one, you can test it out on me "

I’m on it! … and off she goes online sunday shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"HotwifeSeductions is secretly craving a long session with a riding crop.

Question.. what is a riding crop? "

Its in between a ruler and a cane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh OK, I'm interested to see how this goes.....

Nell Gwyn I assume lives in East Yorkshire.

I assume P6545 has a taste for toasted caramel covered tarantulas, which he gets shipped in live from South America. "

Crunchy (at least someone knows the correct sequence for the numbers )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in on this one

Despite your name, you have no beard "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in on this one

Despite your name, you have no beard

"

Am I right?

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Jamie Hants assumes she can take other people's cheeseburgers for her own.

That's not an assumption on my part!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I assume some are being done by pm too?

Well actually that's not an assumption because I know a few are. "

Just the one, seems noone has any about me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in on this one

Despite your name, you have no beard

Am I right? "

Nope ?? happy to prove it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Go on then, let's hear them

That you'd much rather work for Sydney University than tending to horses and, on occasion, being battered by them."

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume some are being done by pm too?

Well actually that's not an assumption because I know a few are.

Just the one, seems noone has any about me lol"

I assume that you aren’t actually on Tinder and the name refers to the fires you start

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Jamie Hants assumes she can take other people's cheeseburgers for her own.

That's not an assumption on my part! "

I assume you never learnt to share?

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think


"I assume some are being done by pm too?

Well actually that's not an assumption because I know a few are. "

They are!

OP, I assume you are outrageously ticklish and will recoil like a spring if a fingernail is run from armpit to hip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds fun

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Go on then. Do your worst (plus it's probably true)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Kinkycouple.. You're actually teeny aren't you? I'm assuming you meant to put dinkycouple. "

We're actually Borrowers

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I assume some are being done by pm too?

Well actually that's not an assumption because I know a few are. "

You assume correctly, oh Master of Assumptions

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

Sounds good, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody knows me so I'll just say hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'll join "

I assumed you would

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Nobody knows me so I'll just say hello."

Hello!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I assume some are being done by pm too?

Well actually that's not an assumption because I know a few are. "

I sent all mine via PM because I didn't realise it was a post in the forum thing. Doh!

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"I'll join "

I assume you'd enjoy being stroked all over with ice cubes.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in to receive assumptions, if any

I assume your back itches quite a bit

Also true

Don’t scratch though

pffft it’s too hard to resist but I’m trying!

Do you want me to tie your hands?

If you promise to cream me up after , I’ll take that offer "

I assume there is an innuendo somewhere in that proposition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in on this one

Despite your name, you have no beard

Am I right?

Nope ?? happy to prove it "

Request sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on then, let's hear them

That you'd much rather work for Sydney University than tending to horses and, on occasion, being battered by them.

Yes "

You know how to keep me smiling

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Sounds fun "

I assume you sit chugging around on your tractor all day donning a fancy hat

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I’m in to receive assumptions, if any

I assume your back itches quite a bit

Also true

Don’t scratch though

pffft it’s too hard to resist but I’m trying!

Do you want me to tie your hands?

If you promise to cream me up after , I’ll take that offer

I assume there is an innuendo somewhere in that proposition "

you know me so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds good, I'm in "

Well, seeing as I know you better than anyone on this site...

You post your hot little pics for fabs when, actually, you enjoy a decent conversation too. You're disappointed by the lack there of and as such, bleached your hair to resemble Eminem and joined a riding school in the hopes it'll make you more approachable cause, who doesn't want an Eminem/Frankie Detori hybrid look alike to talk to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No assumptions about me.. this is easy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hi "

I assume, Mr M, that in real life, you're actually a shy and retiring sort of chap, usually too nervous to say boo to a goose

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"No assumptions about me.. this is easy "

I assume you get id'd when you're trying to buy a 6 pack of Stella.

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West


"Sounds good, I'm in

Well, seeing as I know you better than anyone on this site...

You post your hot little pics for fabs when, actually, you enjoy a decent conversation too. You're disappointed by the lack there of and as such, bleached your hair to resemble Eminem and joined a riding school in the hopes it'll make you more approachable cause, who doesn't want an Eminem/Frankie Detori hybrid look alike to talk to.

"

Well shit your not wrong Will the real slim shady please giddy up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

I assume, Mr M, that in real life, you're actually a shy and retiring sort of chap, usually too nervous to say boo to a goose "

FAF?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hi

I assume, Mr M, that in real life, you're actually a shy and retiring sort of chap, usually too nervous to say boo to a goose

FAF? "

From that bowling ball position?! It's a date

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Late to the show, can I play?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I'm in!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Go on then, let's hear them

That you'd much rather work for Sydney University than tending to horses and, on occasion, being battered by them.

Yes

You know how to keep me smiling "

I'll take that

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Late to the show, can I play? "

That your this Gaelic flame haired giant wandering around with a hurling stick slung over your shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No assumptions about me.. this is easy "

You like guys with beards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds good, I'm in

Well, seeing as I know you better than anyone on this site...

You post your hot little pics for fabs when, actually, you enjoy a decent conversation too. You're disappointed by the lack there of and as such, bleached your hair to resemble Eminem and joined a riding school in the hopes it'll make you more approachable cause, who doesn't want an Eminem/Frankie Detori hybrid look alike to talk to.

Well shit your not wrong Will the real slim shady please giddy up "

That's it. I'm done. That's killed me off!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No assumptions about me.. this is easy

I assume you get id'd when you're trying to buy a 6 pack of Stella. "

Stella? Nah, white lightning

I did get ID'd the Saturday for smokes though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No assumptions about me.. this is easy

You like guys with beards? "

I actually do

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