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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Would it be okay for me to re-home a dog. Somewhere quite far away from here ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dog or someone else's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why so far away? xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yes as long as you know it will be looked after

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'll take it.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Would it be okay for me to re-home a dog. Somewhere quite far away from here ?"

Is the dog happy with the situation?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

In what way OK? For you or the dog.

What type of dog?

Why does it need rehoming?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Your dog or someone else's?"

It's someone else's.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

If it's a neighbours dog and you're putting up with constant barking then yes along with the neighbours,if it's your own then I'm afraid not.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Why so far away? xx"

So that I won't be able to hear it barking

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yes as long as you know it will be looked after "

One lives in hope.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have permission to rehome someone else’s animal?

If not then leave it alone.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'll take it."

That's kind. If you give me your address i'll 'acquire' the dog and bring it over.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Would it be okay for me to re-home a dog. Somewhere quite far away from here ?

Is the dog happy with the situation? "

I haven't asked it yet. It's too busy vocalising hour after hour after hour.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Why so far away? xx

So that I won't be able to hear it barking"

If it a regular problem, report it to your local council. Even better if you can provide details of when and how long it barks.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'll take it.

That's kind. If you give me your address i'll 'acquire' the dog and bring it over. "

No worries Granny.

Could you do something to sort out the microchip so it doesn't seem like I've stolen it please.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"In what way OK? For you or the dog.

What type of dog?

Why does it need rehoming? "

By okay I mean would anyone mind. Like the owner , the police , the dog ....

A noisy dog.

It needs re homing because I can hear it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If it's a neighbours dog and you're putting up with constant barking then yes along with the neighbours,if it's your own then I'm afraid not."

Good answer. I'll ask NSP if she has room for the owners too .

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Do you have permission to rehome someone else’s animal?

If not then leave it alone. "

I'm asking permission here and i'm winnning.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Why so far away? xx

So that I won't be able to hear it barking

If it a regular problem, report it to your local council. Even better if you can provide details of when and how long it barks."

I'm a theif not a snitch

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'll take it.

That's kind. If you give me your address i'll 'acquire' the dog and bring it over.

No worries Granny.

Could you do something to sort out the microchip so it doesn't seem like I've stolen it please."

I used to like those. Not very healthy though.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Would it be okay for me to re-home a dog. Somewhere quite far away from here ?

Is the dog happy with the situation?

I haven't asked it yet. It's too busy vocalising hour after hour after hour."

We'll I think we all know what the first steps is don't we then. Don't forget to take some walls sausages a a peice offering.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Would it be okay for me to re-home a dog. Somewhere quite far away from here ?

Is the dog happy with the situation?

I haven't asked it yet. It's too busy vocalising hour after hour after hour.

We'll I think we all know what the first steps is don't we then. Don't forget to take some walls sausages a a peice offering. "

I'm not sure if the neighbours like sausages. Maybe if I swapped the dog for a steak and kidney ?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'd say it's fine - just leave a note for the owners;

"Dear Owners,

woof woof woof.

Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof.

Regards

The dog.

P.s. all the time you've had me you've called me by the wrong name (google translate used).

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'd say it's fine - just leave a note for the owners;

"Dear Owners,

woof woof woof.

Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof.

Regards

The dog.

P.s. all the time you've had me you've called me by the wrong name (google translate used).

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'd say it's fine - just leave a note for the owners;

"Dear Owners,

woof woof woof.

Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof.

Regards

The dog.

P.s. all the time you've had me you've called me by the wrong name (google translate used).

Oh "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I know what a ball ache this is the neighbours didn't believe me when I said their dog was barking constantly when they went out,so Environmental Health it was I refused to let anyone take the piss. 9 year's on we live in ignorant bliss of each other I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire,oh hang on I would and pooch is now in doggy heaven.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'd say it's fine - just leave a note for the owners;

"Dear Owners,

woof woof woof.

Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof.

Regards

The dog.

P.s. all the time you've had me you've called me by the wrong name (google translate used).

my"

God !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I want to re-home all the lawn mowers within earshot of me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'd say it's fine - just leave a note for the owners;

"Dear Owners,

woof woof woof.

Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof.

Regards

The dog.

P.s. all the time you've had me you've called me by the wrong name (google translate used).

God !"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Chunky that's genius ! Almost.

I am going to bark in the garden.

Always and every time their dog does...... i'm gonna

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"In what way OK? For you or the dog.

What type of dog?

Why does it need rehoming?

By okay I mean would anyone mind. Like the owner , the police , the dog ....

A noisy dog.

It needs re homing because I can hear it."

Just throw it some food it will shut up then.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Why so far away? xx

So that I won't be able to hear it barking

If it a regular problem, report it to your local council. Even better if you can provide details of when and how long it barks.

I'm a theif not a snitch

Thief

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I want to re-home all the lawn mowers within earshot of me

You take the dogs...... i'll take the mowers

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Also nextdoor s dog is nice and quiet... until they go out and leave it behind

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"In what way OK? For you or the dog.

What type of dog?

Why does it need rehoming?

By okay I mean would anyone mind. Like the owner , the police , the dog ....

A noisy dog.

It needs re homing because I can hear it.

Just throw it some food it will shut up then. "

Got a juggernaut I can borrow ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I want to re-home all the lawn mowers within earshot of me

You take the dogs...... i'll take the mowers"

Don't you come back and mow their lawns though

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Chunky that's genius ! Almost.

I am going to bark in the garden.

Always and every time their dog does...... i'm gonna"

Tip - do all recording - stick it on repeat through a speaker.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I want to re-home all the lawn mowers within earshot of me

You take the dogs...... i'll take the mowers

Don't you come back and mow their lawns though

Well don't you come back n bark y'all

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Chunky that's genius ! Almost.

I am going to bark in the garden.

Always and every time their dog does...... i'm gonna

Tip - do all recording - stick it on repeat through a speaker.

Dear God !!!!! You are a past master.

I will. I will !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earplugs

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Earplugs

He doesn't bark though his ears...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Earplugs

He doesn't bark though his ears... "

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Yes. Absolutely you can. I think it’s in the bible

‘And on the seventh day God finished his work that he had done, and he rested on the seventh day from all his work that he had done. And the dogs that were disturbing the peace were rehomed far away’

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"I'll take it.

That's kind. If you give me your address i'll 'acquire' the dog and bring it over.

No worries Granny.

Could you do something to sort out the microchip so it doesn't seem like I've stolen it please.

I used to like those. Not very healthy though. "

What the McCain ones, I don't like anything McCain, won't even back his horses

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Why so far away? xx

So that I won't be able to hear it barking

If it a regular problem, report it to your local council. Even better if you can provide details of when and how long it barks.

I'm a theif not a snitch

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'll take it.

That's kind. If you give me your address i'll 'acquire' the dog and bring it over.

No worries Granny.

Could you do something to sort out the microchip so it doesn't seem like I've stolen it please.

I used to like those. Not very healthy though.

What the McCain ones, I don't like anything McCain, won't even back his horses"

His Dad has a brewery in Liverpool. It's prob why they don't know how to make chips

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yes. Absolutely you can. I think it’s in the bible

I knew i'd read it somewhere ! Thank Allah I'm a good Christian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour needs rehoming..any offers for him

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Report them to the RSPCA if they are neglecting the dog.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My neighbour needs rehoming..any offers for him

Would he consider a house swap with me?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Oh nooo .. now he's got his strimmer out!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"In what way OK? For you or the dog.

What type of dog?

Why does it need rehoming?

By okay I mean would anyone mind. Like the owner , the police , the dog ....

A noisy dog.

It needs re homing because I can hear it.

Just throw it some food it will shut up then.

Got a juggernaut I can borrow ? "

No sorry, I have a very large German shepherd you could borrow his Barking would drown out the other dogs.

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Why so far away? xx

So that I won't be able to hear it barking"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the dog is always outside barking, there's usually a reason for it. Don't blame the animal, blame the owners.

I know this post is tongue and cheek but think of a dog's welfare before your ears

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