FabSwingers.com forum: Sex or football?

By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Who else is excited that the euro have started and does anyone really have time for sex with all these matches? If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I don't follow football, so I will take the sex option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because my boys are there , Football all the way

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Really Shag, I’d much happier be naked and sweaty with a woman this afternoon than watch England.

Now if it was Chelsea…

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Neither of us is into football

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I wasn't on the forum I wouldn't even be aware the Euros were on (and when I see it mentioned I always think everyone's discussing the currency) so it would have to be sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex not in to emmm football have another name for it but don’t want to offend anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football wins hands down these competitions are only every 2 years

A bit like my sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo sex, cant stand England football Team, but watch when Wales n others are on hahahaha

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Both watch footy in bed half time fun time watch second half if extra time arises struggling you get to a certain age well twice in a short space of time I would do my best for Queen and country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like both

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I once shagged a lass who was wearing her F****t shirt, and I had my Rams top on, so both really

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Just had sex, waiting for the football now.

Plenty of time for both.

Katie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Neither of us are into sport but we're both into sex.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Love my football but I'm afraid sex would be the first choice

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Rather have a cup of tea with the football these days. So it’s the footy for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id sooner drive wheelie my tractor

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

I like most sport, and enjoy watching things like the Euros.

However, if its a choice between a real live woman in my bed (this is rare after all), or watching football on telly.

The lady wins every time (after all, you can always record the football).

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Just have the game on in the background and keep one eye on it

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Just have the game on in the background and keep one eye on it

My knees are weak!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Just have the game on in the background and keep one eye on it

Better still doggy so you can both watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No television in this house

not even a discussion ... totally sex

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Just have the game on in the background and keep one eye on it

My knees are weak! "

You better lay down and let me do the leg work then

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

It's only a game! Overpaid men running round a piece of grass kicking a ball.

What does it matter? My life isn't going to change whoever wins. Don't get the hype!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Just have the game on in the background and keep one eye on it

Better still doggy so you can both watch

Reverse cowgirl also works

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Just have the game on in the background and keep one eye on it

Better still doggy so you can both watch

Try and time organisms with goals for extra pleasure?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"It's only a game! Overpaid men running round a piece of grass kicking a ball.

What does it matter? My life isn't going to change whoever wins. Don't get the hype! "
my place for pizza then

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Just have the game on in the background and keep one eye on it

Better still doggy so you can both watch

Try and time organisms with goals for extra pleasure? "

What organisms

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By *ussybagderMan
over a year ago

Salford

Both

Getting suvked while watching

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Football does nothing for me, sex on the other hand…….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who else is excited that the euro have started and does anyone really have time for sex with all these matches? If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football

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both. Quickie at half time

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Half time sex to compensate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, no question. Not interested by football at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex.

Every time!

But then I dont like football!

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By *ymguy1966Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"I don't follow football, so I will take the sex option"

Same here, I'll take sex over everything

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

No interest in football whatsoever but would be willing to kneel at the feet of the right man and pleasure him as he chooses while he watches them match.

Although not sure he'll be able to tell you who scored or who won

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex never made me choose

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Yes, we have bets that equate to sex based shenanigans

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Sex.

Every time!

But then I dont like football!

See you in July then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No interest in football whatsoever but would be willing to kneel at the feet of the right man and pleasure him as he chooses while he watches them match.

Although not sure he'll be able to tell you who scored or who won

My ex did this once and it led to the most amazing sex. And my team won

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

T is working so footie with the kids

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As we haven't owned a television set in years that is an easy choice

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Sex... have no interest in football.

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sex sex sex can't stand watching these over paid idiots kicking a ball around a field

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky Q comes in handy, pause it, sex, football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who else is excited that the euro have started and does anyone really have time for sex with all these matches? If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football

Watch football and have sex.

I have done it before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, wanking, shaving pubes, out rather than football, yawwwwwwwn

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Sex but then I'd rather do anything else than have to watch football.

Who wants to go fuck for the next couple of hours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silly game, give me sex any day. Please. No really, give me sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't follow football and anyway would always pick playing with real balls

NBVN x

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Sex please

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Sexy football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

You can bet the ones saying football will be the same ones moaning that they can never get a meet.

I wonder why?

The mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im into the 3 Fs and Football isn't one of them

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *alclmMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Never I always find time for

sex as they are rolling on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football wins hands down as more chance of getting a result than in here

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Sex is a no contest. Hands down the winner.

Not because I like sex, but because I don't like football.

Replace the sex with most things, I'd still pick that over football.

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I won't be having any sex during the tournament, but I won't be watching any football either.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Meh, I'll disappoint you in the bedroom tomorrow for today I shall be watching football.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Sex if there was an opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who else is excited that the euro have started and does anyone really have time for sex with all these matches? If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football

And this mr shag is why you havnt had sex in such a long time.!!!!

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a tough one, on the one hand you have men kicking a bag of wind about in a field, on the other you have a beautiful woman willing to suck your penis, that’s quite the doozy.

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

"It’s a tough one, on the one hand you have men kicking a bag of wind about in a field, on the other you have a beautiful woman willing to suck your penis, that’s quite the doozy. "

To be fair, you could probably have both in this situation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No interest in football whatsoever but would be willing to kneel at the feet of the right man and pleasure him as he chooses while he watches them match.

Although not sure he'll be able to tell you who scored or who won

I’ve done this and had it done to me….depends which team is playing. Recommended

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

"Im into the 3 Fs and Football isn't one of them"

Fisting, felatio, and fornication or flan? Which is the third?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if its Millwall in a big game or england then football wins it’s about the big one off occasions but you can have sex whenever you want really haha i wish!!!

but Millwall in the playoff final or a fantasy fuck off taylor swift I’ll fuck swifty haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im into the 3 Fs and Football isn't one of them

Fisting, felatio, and fornication or flan? Which is the third?"

Actually not that far off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't watch footy

I don't have a favourite team

Sex everytime for me op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been playing football over half my life hence the

Legs and now managing too so absolutely no contest. SEX

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Who else is excited that the euro have started and does anyone really have time for sex with all these matches? If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football

I can appreciate good football, but I appreciate good sex more

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

"Im into the 3 Fs and Football isn't one of them

Fisting, felatio, and fornication or flan? Which is the third?

Actually not that far off

I knew it, it IS flan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love football as I shag his wife while he’s watching footie on tv shouting loud

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By *imale38Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Im getting no sex at the mo so would go with football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If porto were playing there would be no chance of sex I’d be mesmerised by ronaldo gawd he’s sooo fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Both at same time

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Football

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Well watching Netherlands v Ukraine just restored my faith in football. Didn't give a monkeys about who won but class play by both sides. So it's a tough call right now. However, I might feel differently tomorrow

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I haven’t watched a match yet. So sex for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not getting any sex so may as well be footy.

Open to having my arm twisted though

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Why does it have to be either or both can happen at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does it have to be either or both can happen at the same time "

Fully agree

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Football definitely

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

What about sex during half-time?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Definitely football tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

and Formula 1

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman
over a year ago

"Who else is excited that the euro have started and does anyone really have time for sex with all these matches? If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football

Football because there is no baggage

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Football definitely

Marry Me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

(In my best commentator voice) 'he shoots, he scores, she swallows'.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Football definitely

Marry Me

. On yours knees with something expensive and shiny and I’ll think about it

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Tonight definitely football ...... next Friday sex

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Football definitely

Marry Me

. On yours knees with something expensive and shiny and I’ll think about it

If I'm on my knees you won't be worried about shiny stuff

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Sex, I don't like football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a shag while watching the footy?

Done it before.

Who said men can't multi-task?

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Why does it have to be either or both can happen at the same time "
Yes, it can be both too and yes, it can happen at the same time as well

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Why does it have to be either or both can happen at the same time Yes, it can be both too and yes, it can happen at the same time as well

Oh I know, fond memories of a very special game which just heightened the intensity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always football.

And when I am actually at football I wouldn't want to suddenly appear on the big screen having sex

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Sex! Everytime.....

Cos you can always watch the highlights later on telly or youtube!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Football definitely

Marry Me

. On yours knees with something expensive and shiny and I’ll think about it

If I'm on my knees you won't be worried about shiny stuff

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Always football.

And when I am actually at football I wouldn't want to suddenly appear on the big screen having sex

That would get you arrested my dear

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

Sex. No interest in any sports.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I don't care about football.

I'll happily chat to any bored football widows though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy Sex... sex will always come home haha

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Sex definitely sex.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Sex for me.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Sex, sex, sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm screwed

No one wants to have sex with me and I hate football.

Guess I'll have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, not into football whatsoever

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Football tonight, cause you know not getting sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex!!

I'm tired of watching players rolling around on the floor after falling over their on feets in an attempt to get a free kick or penalty.

men's football is rubbish & the womens teams seem to play & do much better anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on the game I just watched, I’d say they equally underwhelming and I’ll choose food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely sex

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

In the past I have declined meets as Man Utd or the snooker player Ronnie O’Sullivan have been playing at the same time.

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

100% sex... Ask again during the Six Nations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100% sex... Ask again during the Six Nations. "

Definitely rugby!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had sex during rugby once. Best of both worlds

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Why does it have to be either or both can happen at the same time Yes, it can be both too and yes, it can happen at the same time as well

Oh I know, fond memories of a very special game which just heightened the intensity

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That sounds like a fun time too

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

As long as I can still see the screen I'm happy with both hahaha

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

No sex today as there are too much football on, now the england game and later the sweden game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely sex, anything is better than football, f..k football

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

No sex tonight as it is the final

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By *isspurplechesterWoman
over a year ago

Chester

I can’t stand football, so obvs sex for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality sex with the right person hell id trade a win for the right thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had sex before every England game so why change now ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't enjoy BallFoot I do enjoy sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd choose Sex

especially tonight instead of the England Game

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Erm can we change our mind tonight and say football then sex then football then sex...just for tonight. Actually surprised by how many people looking to meet tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not fussed about football. Happy to do anything else than watch football. Having said that, would be nice if England won.

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