FabSwingers.com forum: If you had to

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wear your last text on a top what would it say

Mine “I’ve relieved myself now I’ll be fine”

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wear your last text on a top what would it say

Mine “I’ve relieved myself now I’ll be fine”

Very hungover and horny thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't wear it in public

filth!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Mine would be

'The only thing missing is you'

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Probably been spoilt rotten

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

‘Are you at home on Tuesday?’

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Yes until 3-4 if you can wait till then

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I miss you x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm having a dump, can it wait?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn't wear it in public

filth!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm having a dump, can it wait?"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

See you in a bit then Matey xxx

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I like it there, I hope it went well for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cause for alarm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning your account is overdrawn.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

He seems to run better lines now and certainly knows where the goal is.

“Prizes for guessing who I was talking about?”

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I need to do a little bit of that,in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He seems to run better lines now and certainly knows where the goal is.

“Prizes for guessing who I was talking about?” "
lukaku

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By *anchesterLad28Man
over a year ago

Manchester

What do you mean the chickens are in Karen’s back garden again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a kissy face would be fine... The previous one, not so much

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

"This is fun"

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"He seems to run better lines now and certainly knows where the goal is.

“Prizes for guessing who I was talking about?” lukaku "

Excellent, pick a prize from the top shelf!

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, how are you feeling today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time are you expected back?

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

My last T shirt I wore said feelin peachy

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Where are you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Just ordered my labour tea” I guess it fits as well as the baby inside T-shirt’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emmm dude trying to win a Oscar it was only a eye poke get over it nothing wrong with him

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By *x-Andy-xxMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Thanks Sue xx

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

My gas is sorted. I will leave the plumbing up to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thank you

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Let me know where you are, when you get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giant cadburys buttons

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You know it's a free for all right now

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Is it really worth the hassle?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

If it’s the last one I received it’s

‘I didn’t put it on the top of my head so it’s burnt raw. Do you have aloe Vera by any chance?’

If it’s the latest one I sent it’s

‘He’s burnt his head he looks ridiculous I’m dying

’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a tw#t

but fancy a sleep over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sorry to hear that. I'll leave you for a bit, I understand ur anger. I still luvs ya. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like lick and finger her a bit?"

In answer to the request "get Billie Piper ready".

Which is not nearly as exciting as it sounds. It really was just "get I Hate Suzie cued up on the TV while I finish getting dinner ready".

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say hey

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Last text to me said “Breathing and orgasming is more technical than you'd think” literally just received that. And got another (from the same person) as I’m typing this “No take backs. It's basically a contract now”

My last one I sent said “we’ll never play together”

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Last text received...

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Yeah I'd doubt I'd keep a straight face either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d just have a thumbs up emoji, so I’ve gotten away quite lightly I feel….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"doing man-stuff"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m ready to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be

"I'm not sure yet"

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Probably best to do a bank transfer

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are to blame ... I have fist ache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are to blame ... I have fist ache

maybe not the best t-shirt, but definitely the best, "what's the story"?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes a real man to date a trans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s so annoying

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I havnt mentioned it to the kids, if it goes ahead it will be a surprise.

( Obvs I'm getting married

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Last text sent: oh do fuck off.

Last text received: just click the bloody link!

I'd rather wear the last text sent than received.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Frankie says

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some good ones thanks all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will pass the message on, thanks"

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the nightie on then.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Ooommmffftt

And then some,

You made me twitch.

Actually that ain't a bad T Shirt to have at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“It’s in the garage”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a shit performance

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Do you remember these?" (plus a photo of some children's sticker books).

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last one sent:

'I want to be a cat'.

Last one received:

'I'd very much like to be a cat too'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you free? Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Last sent.....

Under the pillows

Last received.....

FFS just come out already!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

She is the bomb!

I can see why you get horny over her

Talking about a good friends mixing deck and equipment

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"She is the bomb!

I can see why you get horny over her

Talking about a good friends mixing deck and equipment "

Oh is that my new nickname? "Mixing deck and equipment".

I've had worse

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Give my love to your mum"

That's pretty good actually...

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

They are in Wales.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"She is the bomb!

I can see why you get horny over her

Talking about a good friends mixing deck and equipment

Oh is that my new nickname? "Mixing deck and equipment".

I've had worse

Posh you are naughty but I like it

Ps..I've had worse too

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Stop

(I live a wild life).

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ETA 16:00 hrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone in sick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy. It's a gorgeous evening.

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By *oeBiggs321Man
over a year ago

Reading

It’s coming home

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

The vision in my mind is you having pizza at the Manor with Amanda and the pigs.

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