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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Lettuce begin, Doughnut take this lightly

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Lettuce begin, Doughnut take this lightly"

Play it again Spam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turnip the other way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beetroot to yourself.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Drinking beer makes me Hoppy

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Ham I'm horny ! I need to fillet a girl with my sausage in cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You butter believe it

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak....

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Let’s cut to the cheese.....

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

My friend collapsed face down in his curry last night, I think he was in a korma

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Phwoar what a lovely pear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the hell am I doughing here?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"What the hell am I doughing here?"

My fault for egging people on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the hell am I doughing here?

My fault for egging people on "

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

I can't contribute I'm afraid, I'm a complete hamatuer at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cream me up, Biscotti!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Come on Sam

You need to ketchup abd find the sauce of the problem.

Maybe consider a steak out.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

She loves me from my head tomatoes.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"She loves me from my head tomatoes."

I bet you are the apple of her eye.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Haloumi to explain.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

My auntie marge is always ill. We often say "I can't believe she's not better".

Milton Jones

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Come on Sam

You need to ketchup abd find the sauce of the problem.

Maybe consider a steak out."

Ice cream out loud at this suggestion arrrrggghhhhh

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Come on Sam

You need to ketchup abd find the sauce of the problem.

Maybe consider a steak out."

Don't you mean come on spam

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"What the hell am I doughing here?

My fault for egging people on "

That's a crap yolk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's my number ... maybe kale me sometime?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Here's my number ... maybe kale me sometime?

Just waiting for my celery to be paid in to my bank so I can top up my phone, then I'll kale you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's my number ... maybe kale me sometime?

Just waiting for my celery to be paid in to my bank so I can top up my phone, then I'll kale you"

Don't go bacon my heart though ...

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Here's my number ... maybe kale me sometime?

Just waiting for my celery to be paid in to my bank so I can top up my phone, then I'll kale you

Don't go bacon my heart though ... "

I couldn't do that, olive you so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's my number ... maybe kale me sometime?

Just waiting for my celery to be paid in to my bank so I can top up my phone, then I'll kale you

Don't go bacon my heart though ...

I couldn't do that, olive you so much"

We make a beautiful pear

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Here's my number ... maybe kale me sometime?

Just waiting for my celery to be paid in to my bank so I can top up my phone, then I'll kale you

Don't go bacon my heart though ...

I couldn't do that, olive you so much

We make a beautiful pear

Please Brie forever minec

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I’m taking the path of yeast resistance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's my number ... maybe kale me sometime?

Just waiting for my celery to be paid in to my bank so I can top up my phone, then I'll kale you

Don't go bacon my heart though ...

I couldn't do that, olive you so much

We make a beautiful pear

Please Brie forever minec

Well it's quite a big dill ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play it again, Salmon..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of hash this spread is..

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Here's my number ... maybe kale me sometime?

Just waiting for my celery to be paid in to my bank so I can top up my phone, then I'll kale you

Don't go bacon my heart though ...

I couldn't do that, olive you so much

We make a beautiful pear

Please Brie forever minec

Well it's quite a big dill ...

It is, I guess we cantaloupe. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's my number ... maybe kale me sometime?

Just waiting for my celery to be paid in to my bank so I can top up my phone, then I'll kale you

Don't go bacon my heart though ...

I couldn't do that, olive you so much

We make a beautiful pear

Please Brie forever minec

Well it's quite a big dill ...

It is, I guess we cantaloupe. ?

I'm peachless but in for a penne in for a pound! Lentil we meet let's chat and chili

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Here's my number ... maybe kale me sometime?

Just waiting for my celery to be paid in to my bank so I can top up my phone, then I'll kale you

Don't go bacon my heart though ...

I couldn't do that, olive you so much

We make a beautiful pear

Please Brie forever minec

Well it's quite a big dill ...

It is, I guess we cantaloupe. ?

I'm peachless but in for a penne in for a pound! Lentil we meet let's chat and chili "

I love you from my head tomatoes, lettuce not let this opportunity pasta buy.

Looking forward to the day we meat

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is Justin cider on this thread?

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"She loves me from my head tomatoes.

I bet you are the apple of her eye.

I'm just taking my thyme!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"She loves me from my head tomatoes.

I bet you are the apple of her eye.

I'm just taking my thyme!"

Lettuce discus this furter Frank.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"She loves me from my head tomatoes.

I bet you are the apple of her eye.

I'm just taking my thyme!

Lettuce discus this furter Frank."

You silly burger

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"She loves me from my head tomatoes.

I bet you are the apple of her eye.

I'm just taking my thyme!

Lettuce discus this furter Frank.

You silly burger

We relish the thought.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

My pet monkey is an orange utan

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Honey, you are bounty be tastier than any chocolate bar!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Get in touch with me if you really want to see a mango.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

A lady who lived all her life in Brussels decided to see a bit more of the world, now she is sprouting out.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

My mate's had his taxi for nearly 20 years.

You could watch his cabb age.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

There are lots of angry insects at this time of year.

Yesterday we witnessed 2 croissants having an argument.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Mrs C said I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti, you should've seen her face when I drove pasta!

Snail had a car, big loud powerful thing with his initial painted in gold on the side. Everyone said, look at that S-Car go!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Why did the Apple turnover? To watch the sausage roll.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

So is Spaghetti Carbon or a a pasta dish

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

They beat Len til he no longer had a Pulse.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Our local Indian restaurant has a balti storey car park.

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By *ebusStoneMan
over a year ago

Weymouth

Is that a Donut or a Meringue ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that a Donut or a Meringue ?"

No dearie, yer not wrang, it's a donut...

(Think Mrs Doubtfire's voice)

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I had a chicken tarka last night.

It’s like a chicken tikka only a little otter.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque

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