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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

..to express my interests here.

See profile.

I am seeking kindred spirits to befriend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had me at 'Boring Motherfucker'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You had me at 'Boring Motherfucker' "
So lost you at the rest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You had me at 'Boring Motherfucker' So lost you at the rest?"

NO! I'd be honoured to partake in your towel ceremony

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I think your profile makes it perfectly clear what your interest is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You had me at 'Boring Motherfucker' So lost you at the rest?

NO! I'd be honoured to partake in your towel ceremony "

Without arousal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think your profile makes it perfectly clear what your interest is. "
Will you be my friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One mans humour is another mans WTF which I’m sure helps you sort the wheat from the chaffinch!!!

Best of luck mr T.

Tony

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I think your profile makes it perfectly clear what your interest is. Will you be my friend?"

I got rid of my red towels as the colour leaked out in the wash into other items

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You had me at 'Boring Motherfucker' So lost you at the rest?

NO! I'd be honoured to partake in your towel ceremony Without arousal?"

I would use all my will power not to become aroused. The towel is too important for mere frivolous sexual thoughts.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I see.

Red towels good.

Red flags bad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One mans humour is another mans WTF which I’m sure helps you sort the wheat from the chaffinch!!!

Best of luck mr T.

Tony"

Thanks!

Mr T (Towel) If only I could still change my username!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think your profile makes it perfectly clear what your interest is. Will you be my friend?

I got rid of my red towels as the colour leaked out in the wash into other items"

Shit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think your profile makes it perfectly clear what your interest is. Will you be my friend?

I got rid of my red towels as the colour leaked out in the wash into other items Shit!"

Oh shit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One mans humour is another mans WTF which I’m sure helps you sort the wheat from the chaffinch!!!

Best of luck mr T.

Tony Thanks!

Mr T (Towel) If only I could still change my username!"

Mr T = Trenton which is your towel user name or even the name of the person that you towel down.

Tony

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I see.

Red towels good.

Red flags bad. "

Green towels awful!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You had me at 'Boring Motherfucker' So lost you at the rest?

NO! I'd be honoured to partake in your towel ceremony Without arousal?

I would use all my will power not to become aroused. The towel is too important for mere frivolous sexual thoughts."

Thank you for your understanding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You had me at 'Boring Motherfucker' So lost you at the rest?

NO! I'd be honoured to partake in your towel ceremony Without arousal?

I would use all my will power not to become aroused. The towel is too important for mere frivolous sexual thoughts. Thank you for your understanding!"

I bow to the towel.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do you kow-tow to the towel ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One mans humour is another mans WTF which I’m sure helps you sort the wheat from the chaffinch!!!

Best of luck mr T.

Tony Thanks!

Mr T (Towel) If only I could still change my username!

Mr T = Trenton which is your towel user name or even the name of the person that you towel down.

Tony"

Towelling down others within my four walls! Unheard if!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you kow-tow to the towel ? "
Let's just say It has made an impression on me.

Kow-tow..

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I thought this was going to be a hard penis thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You had me at 'Boring Motherfucker' So lost you at the rest?

NO! I'd be honoured to partake in your towel ceremony Without arousal?

I would use all my will power not to become aroused. The towel is too important for mere frivolous sexual thoughts. Thank you for your understanding!

I bow to the towel."

You make it sound like a religious festival...although I suppose there is that sacred element.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought this was going to be a hard penis thread "
Hard time under a towel!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought this was going to be a hard penis thread Hard time under a towel!"
? Question mark added for decency...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do you ever make do with a flannel ?

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Do you ever make do with a flannel ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You had me at 'Boring Motherfucker' So lost you at the rest?

NO! I'd be honoured to partake in your towel ceremony Without arousal?

I would use all my will power not to become aroused. The towel is too important for mere frivolous sexual thoughts. Thank you for your understanding!

I bow to the towel. You make it sound like a religious festival...although I suppose there is that sacred element."

'That is a sight to behold! Almost a ceremony!!' - the sacred crept into your profile. Like a Japanese tea ceremony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See if Dunelm have an account on here.. they would probably be better suited to your towel needs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you ever make do with a flannel ?

"

Should I laugh or cry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See if Dunelm have an account on here.. they would probably be better suited to your towel needs."
Is this shopping advice? As I would prefer if others did their own shopping for me...you have not read my profile with dedication, compassion and interest!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You had me at 'Boring Motherfucker' So lost you at the rest?

NO! I'd be honoured to partake in your towel ceremony Without arousal?

I would use all my will power not to become aroused. The towel is too important for mere frivolous sexual thoughts. Thank you for your understanding!

I bow to the towel. You make it sound like a religious festival...although I suppose there is that sacred element.

'That is a sight to behold! Almost a ceremony!!' - the sacred crept into your profile. Like a Japanese tea ceremony."

Yes, the Japanese have the right idea

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Who has red towels?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who has red towels?"
So you think such an issue may be a problem?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think your profile makes it perfectly clear what your interest is. Will you be my friend?

I got rid of my red towels as the colour leaked out in the wash into other items"

I might have missed something here!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

What is the cotton type and thread content of said towel T...

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Who has red towels?"

Closest I've got is orange

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is the cotton type and thread content of said towel T..."
Well, I prefer my cotton type to be one that has no connections to old time bondage...but it's modern version is fine.

Thread content? Sufficient to gather up unnecessary fluids (spillage)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who has red towels?

Closest I've got is orange "

They can be dyed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is the cotton type and thread content of said towel T... Well, I prefer my cotton type to be one that has no connections to old time bondage...but it's modern version is fine.

Thread content? Sufficient to gather up unnecessary fluids (spillage)"

Accidents may happen!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Does your towel ever get stiff if you don't rinse the soap out properly?

That happened to me once.

At bandcamp.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does your towel ever get stiff if you don't rinse the soap out properly?

That happened to me once.

At bandcamp. "

A fair towel point, but I can think of another more unhygienic reason for towel stiffness...raw filth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does your towel ever get stiff if you don't rinse the soap out properly?

That happened to me once.

At bandcamp. "

Would people use vanish to get soap out of a towel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Man still seeks genuine towelling partners.

Too many have been visiting my profile and spouting nonsense about towels, I do not like that!

I am now off to bed and hopefully will be re-united with a towel tommorrow.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Man still seeks genuine towelling partners.

Too many have been visiting my profile and spouting nonsense about towels, I do not like that!

I am now off to bed and hopefully will be re-united with a towel tommorrow."

X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Man still seeks genuine towelling partners.

Too many have been visiting my profile and spouting nonsense about towels, I do not like that!

I am now off to bed and hopefully will be re-united with a towel tommorrow."

Apologies...not visiting my profile but this post and spouting nonsense about...etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Man still seeks genuine towelling partners.

Too many have been visiting my profile and spouting nonsense about towels, I do not like that!

I am now off to bed and hopefully will be re-united with a towel tommorrow. Apologies...not visiting my profile but this post and spouting nonsense about...etc"

Goodnight Jasmine.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Man still seeks genuine towelling partners.

Too many have been visiting my profile and spouting nonsense about towels, I do not like that!

I am now off to bed and hopefully will be re-united with a towel tommorrow. Apologies...not visiting my profile but this post and spouting nonsense about...etcGoodnight Jasmine."

Who's she?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Take note of the word spouting (used above) and its connection with Hand/Tea Towels (subject matter) and spillage (which has also been mentioned earlier)

There actually is a potentially deep and dangerous eroticism found within and around the simple towel.

My hope is that you will not stray into darker places about them but will always use them decently, as I do.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"One mans humour is another mans WTF which I’m sure helps you sort the wheat from the chaffinch!!!

Best of luck mr T.

Tony Thanks!

Mr T (Towel) If only I could still change my username!"

It's not too late if you are a site supporter!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take note of the word spouting (used above) and its connection with Hand/Tea Towels (subject matter) and spillage (which has also been mentioned earlier)

There actually is a potentially deep and dangerous eroticism found within and around the simple towel.

My hope is that you will not stray into darker places about them but will always use them decently, as I do."

I may, once, have spilled my seed onto a towel

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Take note of the word spouting (used above) and its connection with Hand/Tea Towels (subject matter) and spillage (which has also been mentioned earlier)

There actually is a potentially deep and dangerous eroticism found within and around the simple towel.

My hope is that you will not stray into darker places about them but will always use them decently, as I do.

I may, once, have spilled my seed onto a towel "

Mustard and cress?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take note of the word spouting (used above) and its connection with Hand/Tea Towels (subject matter) and spillage (which has also been mentioned earlier)

There actually is a potentially deep and dangerous eroticism found within and around the simple towel.

My hope is that you will not stray into darker places about them but will always use them decently, as I do.

I may, once, have spilled my seed onto a towel

Mustard and cress? "

I had to forgo egg sandwiches for a week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One mans humour is another mans WTF which I’m sure helps you sort the wheat from the chaffinch!!!

Best of luck mr T.

Tony Thanks!

Mr T (Towel) If only I could still change my username!

It's not too late if you are a site supporter!! "

Thanks, I will be bottling my pennies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take note of the word spouting (used above) and its connection with Hand/Tea Towels (subject matter) and spillage (which has also been mentioned earlier)

There actually is a potentially deep and dangerous eroticism found within and around the simple towel.

My hope is that you will not stray into darker places about them but will always use them decently, as I do.

I may, once, have spilled my seed onto a towel

Mustard and cress?

I had to forgo egg sandwiches for a week."

I laugh...but I do detect mockery!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It seems someone or several people may have misconstrued my sacrificial travelling...in my profile...for asking for expenses to travel for meets.

How they made that leap!?

So I added I have an engineless bicycle for purposes of clarity.

Also travelling to others is a sacrifice as it takes planning and my time (laugh)

This may not be important to you but wandering minds can cause issues behind the scenes!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"It seems someone or several people may have misconstrued my sacrificial travelling...in my profile...for asking for expenses to travel for meets.

How they made that leap!?

So I added I have an engineless bicycle for purposes of clarity.

Also travelling to others is a sacrifice as it takes planning and my time (laugh)

This may not be important to you but wandering minds can cause issues behind the scenes!

"

You have an engineless bicycle and I have a bicycless engine.

It's a match made in Devon, I'd say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It seems someone or several people may have misconstrued my sacrificial travelling...in my profile...for asking for expenses to travel for meets.

How they made that leap!?

So I added I have an engineless bicycle for purposes of clarity.

Also travelling to others is a sacrifice as it takes planning and my time (laugh)

This may not be important to you but wandering minds can cause issues behind the scenes!

You have an engineless bicycle and I have a bicycless engine.

It's a match made in Devon, I'd say "

The punchline is: That would be a serious ride!

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