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Tea tree and Mint shower gel!

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By *enks OP   Man
over a year ago

hereford

Have to say having tried the Original source tea tree and mint shower gel its a no from me as a little to invigorating for me to say the least.

One ladies review

"For a moment, I wasn’t entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch? BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT."

"Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute fucking liability. MY FLAPS WERE ON FUCKING FIRE.

"I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline. It did not. There was a warning though. ‘KEEP AWAY FROM EYES.’ Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Frankly, my eyes were the least of my problems right now."

"I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce."

"‘7,929 tingling leaves’ claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling? TINGLING? This wasn’t tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking bush fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.)"

"Some twelve hours later, my front bottom has finally calmed down, though may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD. My eyes have eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interests of public safety, I thought I would pen you this missive."

"May I suggest a rebranding of the front of your bottles of Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel? Something along the lines of the following: ‘7,927 tingling leaves which will accost your genitalia until it screams for mercy.’"

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Yes been there done that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tip.. don't use it after shaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink it instead.

Result!

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By *uffnsmovCouple
over a year ago

Leeds/Wakefield

I remember the day I tried tea tree and mint shower gel in the same part of the brain I remember Gareth Southgate' penalty in euro '96

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By *enks OP   Man
over a year ago

hereford

Stupidly I also tried their tea tree and mint shaving gell, if you thought the shower gel was bad!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

True. You have to be careful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got the t-shirt too

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Can't fault it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last time I used that it literally felt like it burned by labia off!

It’s a no from me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can certainly tell which way the winds blowing afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last time I used that it literally felt like it burned by labia off!

It’s a no from me! "

Omg same here.

The worst part was it was at a guys house after we’d had sex and I just wanted to freshen up.

I let out a little squeal in the guys bathroom lol

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

I must be a masochist - i love the stuff - although have never used it on the flue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually quite like the tingling. It's like new life is being breathed into my crotch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First off I’m confused the OP is a guy yet it’s burning his flaps??

Secondly mint is known to stimulate the blood vessels have the tingling sensation though if you naturally want an enlarged penis it’s good to use on a regular basis, or so I’m told

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By *issitCouple
over a year ago

Banbury


"Have to say having tried the Original source tea tree and mint shower gel its a no from me as a little to invigorating for me to say the least.

One ladies review

"For a moment, I wasn’t entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch? BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT."

"Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute fucking liability. MY FLAPS WERE ON FUCKING FIRE.

"I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline. It did not. There was a warning though. ‘KEEP AWAY FROM EYES.’ Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Frankly, my eyes were the least of my problems right now."

"I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce."

"‘7,929 tingling leaves’ claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling? TINGLING? This wasn’t tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking bush fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.)"

"Some twelve hours later, my front bottom has finally calmed down, though may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD. My eyes have eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interests of public safety, I thought I would pen you this missive."

"May I suggest a rebranding of the front of your bottles of Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel? Something along the lines of the following: ‘7,927 tingling leaves which will accost your genitalia until it screams for mercy.’""

just hilarious! Thank you for the humour

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By *enks OP   Man
over a year ago

hereford


"First off I’m confused the OP is a guy yet it’s burning his flaps??

Secondly mint is known to stimulate the blood vessels have the tingling sensation though if you naturally want an enlarged penis it’s good to use on a regular basis, or so I’m told "

If you read my post you will see I state one ladies review, that is a review given by a lady on a website, its quite a famous one, at no point have I said that is my review. Hope that clears it up for you?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Yup.. I have very recently minty burned my flaps with this green poison. Someone in 'testing' is having a good laugh having let this through for public use. Beware indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a fab playmate who enjoyed the tingly sensations.. he left his bottle on our last meet up..

After ignoring it for a few weeks I stupidly thought I would give it a whirl..,,

For the love of god(and I ain’t remotely religious)

It can only be described as the devils work..,

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By *ubbles69300Couple
over a year ago

malmesbury

Try Vic's on your clit x

NOT EVERY AGAIN

Was told makes you horny xxxc

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