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I have sweaty crevices

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Anyone want to come and lick them? How incredibly gross is that

What's something you've never uttered before?

I hate sweaty bodies by the way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are welcome

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"You are welcome"

Welcome to what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweat

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

What's worse. Sweaty boobs or sweaty balls?

Both are bork worthy but which is acctually worse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depend on who put the bins out

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What's worse. Sweaty boobs or sweaty balls?

Both are bork worthy but which is acctually worse?"

I'm thinking sweaty balls as they probably get a bit less fresh air than sweaty boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can blow at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have sweat and also loads of tiny bugs and greenfly wafting about. I need someone to pick the bugs from my sweaty crevices

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Anyone want to come and lick them? How incredibly gross is that

What's something you've never uttered before?

I hate sweaty bodies by the way..."

Come and sample my sausage.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I can blow at you "

I think I need something a bit more industrial to do the job

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

At least with boobs you can sling a bra on do they keep off your skin, sweaty balls well what can you do when they stick to your hairy men legs? Maybe you need ball slings to keep them tidy

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I have sweat and also loads of tiny bugs and greenfly wafting about. I need someone to pick the bugs from my sweaty crevices "

Yeah that tops mine ,thankfully I don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least with boobs you can sling a bra on do they keep off your skin, sweaty balls well what can you do when they stick to your hairy men legs? Maybe you need ball slings to keep them tidy "

Like those stork baby pouches in kids books..?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I have sweat and also loads of tiny bugs and greenfly wafting about. I need someone to pick the bugs from my sweaty crevices "

You’re quite a catch lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have sweat and also loads of tiny bugs and greenfly wafting about. I need someone to pick the bugs from my sweaty crevices "

God have mercy on us all

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"At least with boobs you can sling a bra on do they keep off your skin, sweaty balls well what can you do when they stick to your hairy men legs? Maybe you need ball slings to keep them tidy

Like those stork baby pouches in kids books..? "

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have sweat and also loads of tiny bugs and greenfly wafting about. I need someone to pick the bugs from my sweaty crevices "

What are your feelings on flyswatter markings?

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Anyone want to come and lick them? How incredibly gross is that

What's something you've never uttered before?

I hate sweaty bodies by the way...

Come and sample my sausage. "

I don't believe you've never uttered those word's before.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"At least with boobs you can sling a bra on do they keep off your skin, sweaty balls well what can you do when they stick to your hairy men legs? Maybe you need ball slings to keep them tidy "

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Anyone want to come and lick them? How incredibly gross is that

What's something you've never uttered before?

I hate sweaty bodies by the way...

Come and sample my sausage.

I don't believe you've never uttered those word's before."

I really haven’t!!! What made me think of it happened this morning.

Sending a message on FB dating, girl is a vegetarian and sent a message saying “well it might work out to your advantage cos it’s the only meat I’m interested in” after I said my family are all meat eaters (not a euphemism).

I then replied “haha I look forward to you sampling me………I can’t even finish that sentence“!!!

So nope, almost but never!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have sweat and also loads of tiny bugs and greenfly wafting about. I need someone to pick the bugs from my sweaty crevices

What are your feelings on flyswatter markings? "

Ooh I could have a waffle bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have sweat and also loads of tiny bugs and greenfly wafting about. I need someone to pick the bugs from my sweaty crevices

God have mercy on us all"

My garden is all about the nature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have sweat and also loads of tiny bugs and greenfly wafting about. I need someone to pick the bugs from my sweaty crevices

God have mercy on us all

My garden is all about the nature"

Amazon?

Not prime then

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Anyone want to come and lick them? How incredibly gross is that

What's something you've never uttered before?

I hate sweaty bodies by the way...

Come and sample my sausage.

I don't believe you've never uttered those word's before.

I really haven’t!!! What made me think of it happened this morning.

Sending a message on FB dating, girl is a vegetarian and sent a message saying “well it might work out to your advantage cos it’s the only meat I’m interested in” after I said my family are all meat eaters (not a euphemism).

I then replied “haha I look forward to you sampling me………I can’t even finish that sentence“!!!

So nope, almost but never!!!"

I didn't realise it for that racy on FB dating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have sweat and also loads of tiny bugs and greenfly wafting about. I need someone to pick the bugs from my sweaty crevices

You’re quite a catch lady "

of interest to all lizards and those with a sticky tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have sweat and also loads of tiny bugs and greenfly wafting about. I need someone to pick the bugs from my sweaty crevices

What are your feelings on flyswatter markings?

Ooh I could have a waffle bottom "

You can have anything you like. If we wrap you in a fly sticky tape it might give them a specific focus. I reckon they are drawn to your irresistible garden pheromones;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful of ticks.

Only way some on here would get a good suck

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

That would be fairly salty but no thanks

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"That would be fairly salty but no thanks "

I don't blame you

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