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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bouncing off from a message I got this morning which made me smile I would like you (yes, YOU) to read it and post you're first impressions of it.

This is not, I repeat, THIS IS NOT a 'I can't get any screws with my knob' post. I'm happy

with my profile.

Release the wolves!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Punctuation is key, got out of breath reading it

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Not enough commas. Realistic.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

No cuddling! I am fine with the silence but no cuddling?!?!?

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

I can't even work out what it means (& I've had coffee!) X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty good by all accounts and very funny

love the honesty OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Punctuation is key, got out of breath reading it

Stream of consciousness is still a thing

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

A little pretentious without the substance and quality to back it up. Also, photos have a kind of dirty "Facebook Dad" vibe to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No cuddling! I am fine with the silence but no cuddling?!?!?

"
(well I love a nice cuddle)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A little pretentious without the substance and quality to back it up. Also, photos have a kind of dirty "Facebook Dad" vibe to them."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No cuddling! I am fine with the silence but no cuddling?!?!?

Well if you really insisted I'd use my eggtimer to time limit cuddle contact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A little pretentious without the substance and quality to back it up. Also, photos have a kind of dirty "Facebook Dad" vibe to them.

New username 'DirtyFacebookDad'

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By *oxy babeWoman
over a year ago

gower

Are you Sheldon from the bi bang theory

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By *oxy babeWoman
over a year ago

gower

Big or bi, take your pick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you Sheldon from the bi bang theory

is that the porn remake?

I could be if that's your thing

New username 'BiSheldon'

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Are you Sheldon from the bi bang theory

I think this may be a spin off !! Slutty Sheldon as you’ve never seen him!! Watch as Sheldon gets caught in a threesome with Penny & Leonard by his sexually frustrated fiancee… I’m loving this idea more than I should aren’t I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you Sheldon from the bi bang theory

You're not the only one loving it. At least he always has pocket protection.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I think I prompted that first sentence?

I didn’t check out your pictures, cos you know, I’m not interested in you in that way!

I like your prose, even though the grammar police would give you a five stretch.

You make me chuckle sometimes, and life’s tough enough to not enjoy those moments.

B+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you Sheldon from the bi bang theory

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I prompted that first sentence?

I didn’t check out your pictures, cos you know, I’m not interested in you in that way!

I like your prose, even though the grammar police would give you a five stretch.

You make me chuckle sometimes, and life’s tough enough to not enjoy those moments.

B+"

Just to clarify I am not a Chuckle Brother

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I think I prompted that first sentence?

I didn’t check out your pictures, cos you know, I’m not interested in you in that way!

I like your prose, even though the grammar police would give you a five stretch.

You make me chuckle sometimes, and life’s tough enough to not enjoy those moments.

B+

Just to clarify I am not a Chuckle Brother

Good, I hate those fuckers!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

The text has personality so it’s always a

from me. It won’t appeal to everyone, but those that do like something different, will most likely be interested in knowing a bit more about you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Punctuation is key, got out of breath reading it

Stream of consciousness is still a thing

WAIT!!! Was that a LAUGH? That far exceeds a smile, my friend!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Punctuation is key, got out of breath reading it

Stream of consciousness is still a thing

WAIT!!! Was that a LAUGH? That far exceeds a smile, my friend!!

Ssshhh, you're ruining my image of a grumpy dirty facebook dad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The text has personality so it’s always a

from me. It won’t appeal to everyone, but those that do like something different, will most likely be interested in knowing a bit more about you. "

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Punctuation is key, got out of breath reading it

Stream of consciousness is still a thing

WAIT!!! Was that a LAUGH? That far exceeds a smile, my friend!!

Ssshhh, you're ruining my image of a grumpy dirty facebook dad

Right. I don’t think anyone saw it. We’ll keep it between us. Scouts honour!!

* giggles cos I was never a scout and have no honour *

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Punctuation is key, got out of breath reading it

Stream of consciousness is still a thing

WAIT!!! Was that a LAUGH? That far exceeds a smile, my friend!!

Ssshhh, you're ruining my image of a grumpy dirty facebook dad

Right. I don’t think anyone saw it. We’ll keep it between us. Scouts honour!!

* giggles cos I was never a scout and have no honour *"

No scouting for me either. But you can keep the smiling/laughing under your hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it. You sound decent.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"No cuddling! I am fine with the silence but no cuddling?!?!?

Well if you really insisted I'd use my eggtimer to time limit cuddle contact."

A hard or soft boiled?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like it. You sound decent.

Mwahaha my evil plan has worked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No cuddling! I am fine with the silence but no cuddling?!?!?

Well if you really insisted I'd use my eggtimer to time limit cuddle contact.

A hard or soft boiled? "

Soft, then if it's gone satisfactorily can always start it off again.

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