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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just for fun!

What can you say during sex, but also during a family dinner?

I'll start!

Ooh, that's a big one.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Delicious. Fill me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for fun!

What can you say during sex, but also during a family dinner?

I'll start!

Ooh, that's a big one. "

You have abit on your chin

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Ooo that’s lovely and moist!’

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Want stuffing?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oops, I appear to have made a mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your mouth round that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, I'm stuffed but I can certainly manage more dessert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I be mother?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

More please!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’ll need a sleep after this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the gravy too thick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hang on, I've got a mouthful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, it's a little salty

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Creamed leeks, yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you pass me the watermelon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t speak with your mouth full

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Are you auntie Bessie by any chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is that too much?

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Are you going for round 2 xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it's fine, you can use your fingers, just get stuck in"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""it's fine, you can use your fingers, just get stuck in" "

My nan used to say that all the time, haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotted dick anyone?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Thigh or breast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Spotted dick anyone?"

Ew

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m going back for seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""it's fine, you can use your fingers, just get stuck in"

My nan used to say that all the time, haha! "

...there's a joke there somewhere; but I'm too polite to go there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No elbows please.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Do you want some more...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm dribbling

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Open wide choo choo train cumming make sure you swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont spit it out

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Let us pray

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Granny would you like some more cream? it’s nice and thick just how you like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let us pray "

For what we are about to receive....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want extras with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where would you like the cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got mayo dripping from your chin

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Wipe your fucking mouth ya dirty bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think that went in the wrong hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geronimo!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Oh just how I like them, crispy on the outside and nice and fluffy inside

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

No disrespect, but fucking hell that's salty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall we have it outside tonight? Alfresco

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"No disrespect, but fucking hell that's salty "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much cucumber would you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's the bun in the oven then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love a sandwich

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Extra sausage anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wipe your fucking mouth ya dirty bitch "

"Do you always talk with your mouth full?"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

There's no way you can fit all that in your gob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I've got an hair in my mouth

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Please tell me you didn't invite nan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow down or you will throw up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moist

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Would you like another helping of cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! Very well presented

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

That took some effort, I'm well impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we having it on the table or on our knees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very tasty - much better than your mother's.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Open wide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't expecting so much meat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, you've arrived early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like me to push your stool in?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Pineapples,

Its also my safe word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cater for 6 just as easily as I cater for 1....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I invited the neighbours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as we're done for six, footballs on at quarter past…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you like me to push your stool in? "

Gross!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pineapples,

Its also my safe word"

Really?? It's mine too, haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me thanks, I can't eat anything fishy...

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


""it's fine, you can use your fingers, just get stuck in" "

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Chocolate pudding anyone?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Leave it in for a few minutes until it rises... But not for too long or it will explode and sticky stuff will go everywhere

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Mmm. Nice melons!

That's lovely piece of meat.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I hope you don't mind but I invited Dave Dave to come and join us.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Do you think you can get two in at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely bit of squirrel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent all morning stuffing three birds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can you pass me the gravy because my ham is drying up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can you pass me the gravy because my ham is drying up. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll put someone’s eye out with that!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Do you want the gravy on, or around?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've already started you will have to come round the back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spitroast? Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spitroast? Yes please! "

crikey

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Hang on I've just got to take my teeth out!

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