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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you do in the shower? Is taking a pee wrong? Does anyone take it further?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Further? Like a poo in the shower?

Can't say I have

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"What do you do in the shower? Is taking a pee wrong? Does anyone take it further?"

I usually wash myself all over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t even wee in the shower. There is literally a toilet a couple feet away lol

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Further? Like a poo in the shower?

Can't say I have "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Further? Like a poo in the shower?

Can't say I have "

Exactly this!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Further? Like a poo in the shower?

Can't say I have

Exactly this!"

It's bad enough getting my hair out the plughole

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

As a rule I usually wash. Sometimes get the mower out and de-yeti myself.

I have been known to sing and dance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I suffer with IBS and sometimes its far more hygienic, just to double task. No issue with picking it out of the plug hole....its just washed away. Saves a toilet roll and raw arse from wiping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does anyone else shit in the shower or is it just me?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I suffer with IBS and sometimes its far more hygienic, just to double task. No issue with picking it out of the plug hole....its just washed away. Saves a toilet roll and raw arse from wiping."

Why don't you just poo in the loo and then rinse in the shower?

Think you will be in a very small minority that just lay a cable in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people have a cheeky wee.. I cock my leg and wee all around the bath just to mark my territory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually use the toilet before I get in the shower so no need to do either in the shower and I couldn’t even imagine doing a waffle stomp in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the three Ws for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat lasagne, there’s no rules to say I can’t.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

I quite enjoy a good fart in the shower, the acoustics are excellent in there.

But still not as good as a fart in the bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the toilet before I get in the shower so no need to do either in the shower and I couldn’t even imagine doing a waffle stomp in the shower

Ohhh fuck I've never heard it called a waffle stomp ... I'm creasing

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Why on earth would you want to drop a turd in the shower? I just imagine the fresh smell of soap and shampoo mixing with that of the dropped log! Not pleasant…. At all

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. No no and no to all of it!

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By *angria_girlukWoman
over a year ago

LUTON

"Most people have a cheeky wee.. I cock my leg and wee all around the bath just to mark my territory."

That's impressive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. No no and no to all of it!"

Even lasagne eating

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Wash myself, sometimes wank and often use it as an opportunity to clean the shower too.

For the record I have never shat in a shower.

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"I eat lasagne, there’s no rules to say I can’t. "

Better than trying to manage soup- it would never end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have questions,

Based on that showers only have shallow traps.

how do you get it through the plug hole? Stomp on it? Finger it? Shoer Shit stick?

What about potential a 'u bend' blockade?

Do you not get skids on your towels?

Do you get turd in your toe nails?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Err mostly I wash, plan my day, maybe sing, occasionally have sex, or take pics.

I have to walk past my toilet to get in the shower

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. No no and no to all of it!

Even lasagne eating

Well maybe a sandwich but that’s my limit!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

*Note to self: Remember to take flipflops when using other people's showers

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Err mostly I wash, plan my day, maybe sing, occasionally have sex, or take pics.

I have to walk past my toilet to get in the shower

Exactly. I have honestly never ever thought oh I’ll have a wee in the shower whilst I’m in here!

Never!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I have questions,

Based on that showers only have shallow traps.

how do you get it through the plug hole? Stomp on it? Finger it? Shoer Shit stick?

What about potential a 'u bend' blockade?

Do you not get skids on your towels?

Do you get turd in your toe nails?

Turd in your toe nails - that just made me almost spit my coffee out!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"*Note to self: Remember to take flipflops when using other people's showers

I’m taking wellies!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I have questions,

Based on that showers only have shallow traps.

how do you get it through the plug hole? Stomp on it? Finger it? Shoer Shit stick?

What about potential a 'u bend' blockade?

Do you not get skids on your towels?

Do you get turd in your toe nails?

. I just ch*ked on my crunchy nuts

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By *ong_John2333Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Err mostly I wash, plan my day, maybe sing, occasionally have sex, or take pics.

I have to walk past my toilet to get in the shower

Basically all of this.. apart from Im single and have forgotten what sex is..

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it further than a pee.... ??

Like..

Pee twice?

No chance. Absolutely no way!!!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"*Note to self: Remember to take flipflops when using other people's showers

I’m taking wellies!

Surely your boots will fill up with wee?

So many questions that I don't really want answers to...

Does one squat to curl one out in the shower? Brace position?

If wearing wellies to avoid turdy nails, what are the chances of getting the wrong angle and filling your own boots?

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Further? Like a poo in the shower?

Can't say I have "

Is that whats known as a waffle stomp?

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

"*Note to self: Remember to take flipflops when using other people's showers

I’m taking wellies!

Surely your boots will fill up with wee?

So many questions that I don't really want answers to...

Does one squat to curl one out in the shower? Brace position?

If wearing wellies to avoid turdy nails, what are the chances of getting the wrong angle and filling your own boots?"

Well if nothing else, this thread has physically made me laugh out loud this morning!!

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Call me mr fussy..but I tend to use the toilet.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What do you do in the shower? Is taking a pee wrong? Does anyone take it further?"

I have a bath to get clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a massive point of contention in my house lately. Utterly minging.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I piss in the shower. When I'm on my period I fake scream and die and pretend I've just been slashed by Psycho.

I'm already in it and naked and washing mind, I don't just climb in for a piss. I used to get out but learned that a wet body on my toilet seat is an accident waiting to happen.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"What do you do in the shower? Is taking a pee wrong? Does anyone take it further?

I have a bath to get clean "

You just sit in your dirty water in a bath lol

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

"Does anyone else shit in the shower or is it just me?"

I say this with some confidence: it's just you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant say I've EVER heard of anyone having a shit in the shower!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm guessing with the IBS it's less of a traditional dump taking where you crop an actual log and more of a shart?

Bet it fucking stinks with that steamy water cooking it, bath farts are bad enough, the fart bubble rises to the surface and pops invading your nose leaving you all disgusted at yourself (by you, I mean me)

But yeah, I wouldn't be too chuffed if someone shat in my shower. Say it, don't spray it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was meeting this guys a couple of years back for his birthday I said he could do me up the bum. I didn’t eat anything but clementines the day before the planned event. Had 2 coffees with sugar and a fag in the morning. Had my first poo. Then closer to him coming over I squeezed out another poo, the had the douche up my arse and then the the most powerful setting on the shower head to jet wash the bum hole area. And guess what, still had poopy bits on his Willy. Honestly don’t understand how in porn they can batter an arsehole in and out in and out and not even a smidge. I practically fasted for 48 hours and still had an accident.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fix leaks.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I fix leaks."

Are many caused by a plop log?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was meeting this guys a couple of years back for his birthday I said he could do me up the bum. I didn’t eat anything but clementines the day before the planned event. Had 2 coffees with sugar and a fag in the morning. Had my first poo. Then closer to him coming over I squeezed out another poo, the had the douche up my arse and then the the most powerful setting on the shower head to jet wash the bum hole area. And guess what, still had poopy bits on his Willy. Honestly don’t understand how in porn they can batter an arsehole in and out in and out and not even a smidge. I practically fasted for 48 hours and still had an accident. "

Which is why I wont do anal. Poor thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fix leaks.

Are many caused by a plop log? "

Blocked pipes, yes. Leaks, no.

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

Couldn't ever poop in the shower.

That glass top coffee table would just be a waste of money otherwise.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

The trick is not to poo before apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I piss in the shower. When I'm on my period I fake scream and die and pretend I've just been slashed by Psycho.

I'm already in it and naked and washing mind, I don't just climb in for a piss. I used to get out but learned that a wet body on my toilet seat is an accident waiting to happen."

Your posts always make.me.laugh out load. Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking hell this is a brilliant thread

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I have been known to have a soapy wank in the shower before now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wash, I know, boring, however if there were a woman involved ..........

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I have questions,

Based on that showers only have shallow traps.

how do you get it through the plug hole? Stomp on it? Finger it? Shoer Shit stick?

What about potential a 'u bend' blockade?

Do you not get skids on your towels?

Do you get turd in your toe nails?

I'm trying to laugh quietly because Mr KC is asleep next to me. I'm failing

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Further? Like a poo in the shower?

Can't say I have

Exactly this!

It's bad enough getting my hair out the plughole

This actually makes me retch

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By *unnyman84Man
over a year ago

maidstone

"Further? Like a poo in the shower?

Can't say I have

Exactly this!

It's bad enough getting my hair out the plughole

This actually makes me retch

Innit

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

OP, I'm led to believe that the three morning S's of manhood are:

Shower

Shit

Shave

But only 1 of them actually has to occur in shower. Not all three. It's not like a supermarket meal deal

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By *ekkatransTV/TS
over a year ago

Scarborough

I don’t shower but I do enjoy making bubbles in the bath.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Pot noodle?

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