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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You seem them buying Ben and Jerry's for a full price

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

When they live in Devon

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Have a bidet and don’t just use it as a foot spa.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You called?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"When they live in Devon

We're in Devon now, it's the holidaymakers who are posh

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By *lder funCouple
over a year ago

tottenham

Entrance is round the back

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/guilford

They shop at Waitrose

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Ludicrous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't comment on my accent because they are too well bred!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Entrance is round the back"

I was going to say use their front doors not the kitchen one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"They shop at Waitrose

Haha

I said that once on here and I got a verbal battering so good luck

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

when they accept you as you are ......

it's the grovellers and climbers that pretend to be something else that are unpleasant .....

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

They call it Guacamole and not Mushy Peas

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

up a bit, right a bit...that's the spot

They know which cutlery to use when there's more than one option

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"They don't comment on my accent because they are too well bred!

Everyone here comments on mine because they expect me to be Welsh

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Entrance is round the back

I was going to say use their front doors not the kitchen one

I prefer entering from the rear

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"They don't comment on my accent because they are too well bred!

Everyone here comments on mine because they expect me to be Welsh

Proper fooled me you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They shop at Waitrose

Haha

I said that once on here and I got a verbal battering so good luck

I shop in Waitrose! But I am a bit posh so....

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By *es-sMan
over a year ago

Rugby

When they provide tissues instead of using the curtains.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Entrance is round the back

I was going to say use their front doors not the kitchen one

I prefer entering from the rear

Waa

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By *isteaMan
over a year ago

Around

Someone opens the car door for them everytime.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just because I'm scouse doesn't mean I'm not posh!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Their sugar is in cubes and the have tongs to serve it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You called?

Back to bed with ya

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/guilford

"They shop at Waitrose

Haha

I said that once on here and I got a verbal battering so good luck

Haaha It’s a well known fact!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"They don't comment on my accent because they are too well bred!

Everyone here comments on mine because they expect me to be Welsh

Proper fooled me you did

Yes I did

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

They think that ‘sex’ is what you use to put the rubbish out in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they have a sign up saying “keep off the lawn”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Daddy” sent them on a gap year

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"They don't comment on my accent because they are too well bred!

Everyone here comments on mine because they expect me to be Welsh

Proper fooled me you did

Yes I did

Proper posh you are compared to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They use the word “splendid”

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By *kulls and RosesCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

.....when you seeing a chauffeur-driven limo in the local dogging area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they use the phrase “oooooo matron” outside of a very specific roleplay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They shop at Waitrose

Haha

I said that once on here and I got a verbal battering so good luck

I shop in Waitrose! But I am a bit posh so....

I shop in waitrose occasionally. Usually about 630 when they reduce things

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"They shop at Waitrose

Haha

I said that once on here and I got a verbal battering so good luck

I shop in Waitrose! But I am a bit posh so....

You !! Posh !! Haha

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"You seem them buying Ben and Jerry's for a full price

Never have I ever bought it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"You seem them buying Ben and Jerry's for a full price

Never have I ever bought it

Thief

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"They don't comment on my accent because they are too well bred!

Everyone here comments on mine because they expect me to be Welsh

Proper fooled me you did

Yes I did

Proper posh you are compared to me

That's something I've never been called

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The silver Spoon falls out their mouth when they talk.....

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
over a year ago

Here n there

When a gentleman ejaculates he says he has arrived.

Or uses the word spiffing

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"They don't comment on my accent because they are too well bred!

Everyone here comments on mine because they expect me to be Welsh

Proper fooled me you did

Yes I did

And me

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"You seem them buying Ben and Jerry's for a full price

Never have I ever bought it

Thief

Iv never tasted it

are there any that don’t have chocolate ice cream

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"They don't comment on my accent because they are too well bred!

Everyone here comments on mine because they expect me to be Welsh

Proper fooled me you did

Yes I did

And me

I like the element of surprise, it goes with being a grower

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"You seem them buying Ben and Jerry's for a full price

Never have I ever bought it

Thief

Iv never tasted it

are there any that don’t have chocolate ice cream

They have loads of flavours without chocolate

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"They don't comment on my accent because they are too well bred!

Everyone here comments on mine because they expect me to be Welsh

Proper fooled me you did

Yes I did

Proper posh you are compared to me

That's something I've never been called

First time for everything

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"You seem them buying Ben and Jerry's for a full price

Never have I ever bought it

Thief

Iv never tasted it

are there any that don’t have chocolate ice cream

They have loads of flavours without chocolate

Cookie dough one, can't stand chocolate ice cream it's yuk

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"You seem them buying Ben and Jerry's for a full price

Never have I ever bought it

Thief

Iv never tasted it

are there any that don’t have chocolate ice cream

They have loads of flavours without chocolate

I’d rather have Häagen-Dazs Pralines & Cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They know which cutlery to use when there's more than one option "

What! There's other cutlery items beside a fork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When their butler has a butler.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"They don't comment on my accent because they are too well bred!

Everyone here comments on mine because they expect me to be Welsh

Proper fooled me you did

Yes I did

Proper posh you are compared to me

That's something I've never been called

First time for everything

Yes there is, pretty sure after meeting you will change your opinion on me being posh

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"You seem them buying Ben and Jerry's for a full price

Never have I ever bought it

Thief

Iv never tasted it

are there any that don’t have chocolate ice cream

They have loads of flavours without chocolate

I’d rather have Häagen-Dazs Pralines & Cream

I have nuts and cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a Waitrose club card on your car keys

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"They don't comment on my accent because they are too well bred!

Everyone here comments on mine because they expect me to be Welsh

Proper fooled me you did

Yes I did

Proper posh you are compared to me

That's something I've never been called

First time for everything

Yes there is, pretty sure after meeting you will change your opinion on me being posh

I said you were posh compared to me. The bar isn't set that high

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

"You have a Waitrose club card on your car keys

Shit...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"They don't comment on my accent because they are too well bred!

Everyone here comments on mine because they expect me to be Welsh

Proper fooled me you did

Yes I did

Proper posh you are compared to me

That's something I've never been called

First time for everything

Yes there is, pretty sure after meeting you will change your opinion on me being posh

I said you were posh compared to me. The bar isn't set that high

That's a relief

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"You seem them buying Ben and Jerry's for a full price

Never have I ever bought it

Thief

Iv never tasted it

are there any that don’t have chocolate ice cream

They have loads of flavours without chocolate

Cookie dough one, can't stand chocolate ice cream it's yuk "

Cookie dough is my favourite

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

They blow their nose in a tissue instead of bog roll

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"They blow their nose in a tissue instead of bog roll"

Whatever happened to just using a sleeve

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"You seem them buying Ben and Jerry's for a full price

Never have I ever bought it

Thief

Iv never tasted it

are there any that don’t have chocolate ice cream

They have loads of flavours without chocolate

Cookie dough one, can't stand chocolate ice cream it's yuk

Cookie dough is my favourite

Omg I saw in Tesco the other day, you can buy just the dough bits. I would have bought them but I know full well they'd have lasted 2 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a Waitrose club card on your car keys

Shit...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"You seem them buying Ben and Jerry's for a full price

Never have I ever bought it

Thief

Iv never tasted it

are there any that don’t have chocolate ice cream

They have loads of flavours without chocolate

Cookie dough one, can't stand chocolate ice cream it's yuk

Cookie dough is my favourite

Omg I saw in Tesco the other day, you can buy just the dough bits. I would have bought them but I know full well they'd have lasted 2 seconds

Grab some already

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have a different designer bag every time u see them .. whether it’s a LV, Gucci or Hermes

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"They blow their nose in a tissue instead of bog roll

Whatever happened to just using a sleeve

I've been thankful for my face mask this past week, although it's now green on the inside.

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By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1

They wear bow ties, as if its normal attire

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By *r-OreoMan
over a year ago

Stoke

When they shop at Waitrose

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"They blow their nose in a tissue instead of bog roll

Whatever happened to just using a sleeve

I've been thankful for my face mask this past week, although it's now green on the inside.

They are good at making your nose run

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"You seem them buying Ben and Jerry's for a full price

Haha I can relate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Their sugar is in cubes and the have tongs to serve it"

I have those but it’s from a cute set off my sister when we did high tea at Easter. I’m not posh.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"They blow their nose in a tissue instead of bog roll

Whatever happened to just using a sleeve

I've been thankful for my face mask this past week, although it's now green on the inside.

They are good at making your nose run

I've got a sinus infection

Phoned the docs today, have fo call back at 8am for a phone consultation.

I don't need one, I have a sinus infection. I've had them plenty before and know exactly what it is. Do they think I'm lying? They can check my records. Been about 3 years since my last but I haven't forgotten the pain and I can't mistake the luminous green shit

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"They blow their nose in a tissue instead of bog roll

Whatever happened to just using a sleeve

I've been thankful for my face mask this past week, although it's now green on the inside.

They are good at making your nose run

I've got a sinus infection

Phoned the docs today, have fo call back at 8am for a phone consultation.

Just ask for some antibiotics and tell them to stop screwing around

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"They blow their nose in a tissue instead of bog roll

Whatever happened to just using a sleeve

I've been thankful for my face mask this past week, although it's now green on the inside.

They are good at making your nose run

I've got a sinus infection

Phoned the docs today, have fo call back at 8am for a phone consultation.

Just ask for some antibiotics and tell them to stop screwing around "

I told the receptionist I didn't wanna waste time someone else could have, I have a sinus infection and the same lot of antibiotics I had last time will be just dandy.

Nope, need to phone to make an appointment to phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they live in Devon

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"You seem them buying Ben and Jerry's for a full price

Never have I ever bought it

Thief

Iv never tasted it

are there any that don’t have chocolate ice cream

They have loads of flavours without chocolate

I’d rather have Häagen-Dazs Pralines & Cream

I have nuts and cream

can I crystallise them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...they get out of the bath for a wee

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When they live in Devon

That's 2 of ya then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You pronounce all the letters in a word…. I’m unlike me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they live in Devon

That's 2 of ya then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...... they don't pronounce Think as Fink!

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

When they have a Peleton

See https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1165324

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They clean their teeth before rimming your ass.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"You seem them buying Ben and Jerry's for a full price

Never have I ever bought it

Thief

Iv never tasted it

are there any that don’t have chocolate ice cream

They have loads of flavours without chocolate

I’d rather have Häagen-Dazs Pralines & Cream

I have nuts and cream

can I crystallise them

Depends if you want to save them for later

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"They blow their nose in a tissue instead of bog roll

Whatever happened to just using a sleeve

I've been thankful for my face mask this past week, although it's now green on the inside.

They are good at making your nose run

I've got a sinus infection

Phoned the docs today, have fo call back at 8am for a phone consultation.

Just ask for some antibiotics and tell them to stop screwing around

I told the receptionist I didn't wanna waste time someone else could have, I have a sinus infection and the same lot of antibiotics I had last time will be just dandy.

Nope, need to phone to make an appointment to phone. "

Bloody frustrating

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Or they go (say after me):

....Air

....Hair

....Lair

Put it together & you get:-

"Air-Hair-Lair!"

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

When your little place by the sea isn’t a caravan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they drive the world's oldest, most knackered Subaru estate car and wear jumpers with holes in them....

... And then go home to multiple jags and a range rover or two..

I drive a knackered old Saab but it's all I've got!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

You have bisons in your bathroom, a bison for him and a bison for her, you wash your hands in a bison of course

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Listen, when I need Ben and Jerry's Phish Food I'll pay local shop prices

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By *omnvixCouple
over a year ago

Gtr Manchester

You know they're posh when...

...they have a bidet in the master bathroom.

Handstand in the shower at ours if you want that owt like that! lol

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

When they shout for this "piss boy"!

See below:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OWMB3ewpNM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Listen, when I need Ben and Jerry's Phish Food I'll pay local shop prices "

£5 for a tub?

Fuck that! That's why they're almost always on sale, because when they're full price they can't sell them

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

A nice chilled glass of Viognier anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Listen, when I need Ben and Jerry's Phish Food I'll pay local shop prices

£5 for a tub?

Fuck that! That's why they're almost always on sale, because when they're full price they can't sell them

Seconded.

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
over a year ago

Here n there

"A nice chilled glass of Viognier anyone?"

I must be getting tired as I read that as a glass of vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You seem them buying Ben and Jerry's for a full price

Never have I ever bought it

Thief

Iv never tasted it

are there any that don’t have chocolate ice cream

They have loads of flavours without chocolate

I’d rather have Häagen-Dazs Pralines & Cream

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice chilled glass of Viognier anyone?"

Dont you have a Chablis?

Waitrose do few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Farmfoods you can get them 2 for £5

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

They have a boot scraper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They hold their pinky out when drinking tea from a cup and saucer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the whole family gets their clothes from a charity shop

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"They use the word “splendid”"

Ah the middle class superlative; fabulous, super, terrific, stunning etc etc etc.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Listen, when I need Ben and Jerry's Phish Food I'll pay local shop prices

£5 for a tub?

Fuck that! That's why they're almost always on sale, because when they're full price they can't sell them

They fly off the shelves in my local shop.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"They have a boot scraper "

My brother and two of my sisters have boot scrapers, and were far from posh lol

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

A lot of people confusing posh with rich.

Two totally different things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a boot scraper, does that make posh ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The term posh, comes from the days of sea travel to India. It means port out, starboard home. This was so one had a sunnier cabin.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"A nice chilled glass of Viognier anyone?

Dont you have a Chablis?

Waitrose do few

Chablis is so common my dear chap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Listen, when I need Ben and Jerry's Phish Food I'll pay local shop prices

£5 for a tub?

Fuck that! That's why they're almost always on sale, because when they're full price they can't sell them

They fly off the shelves in my local shop.

You must live in a posh area. The local Asda has shelves full.of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Entrance is round the back"

Said the actress to the bishop lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice chilled glass of Viognier anyone?

Dont you have a Chablis?

Waitrose do few

Chablis is so common my dear chap!"

Are you a Sancerre girl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you really want the lowdown on where you're at in the social scale read a book by Kate Fox called 'Watching the English'. Covers everything ,mostly cringe worthy when you spot yourself in the pages ,the section on pubs is hilarious .She penned the marmite love it hate it ads .

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"A nice chilled glass of Viognier anyone?

Dont you have a Chablis?

Waitrose do few

Chablis is so common my dear chap!

Are you a Sancerre girl?

Oh my dear god! Sauvignon blanc? I blame the Kiwis for ruining that otherwise excellent grape!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When sex is something they get their fire wood delivered in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"When sex is something they get their fire wood delivered in "

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Their shit, really does smell of roses.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Your summer drink of choice is of course a Pimms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they take it up the bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when they accept you as you are ......

it's the grovellers and climbers that pretend to be something else that are unpleasant ..... "

oh i would totally disagree with this, the posh ones come in 2 categories from what i see , judging you (which lets face it no matter where you are in society we all do a bit of) but polite enough to only do it behind your back , or so posh theywill have no shame at turning the nose up directly in front of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The term posh, comes from the days of sea travel to India. It means port out, starboard home. This was so one had a sunnier cabin. "

so what about the folk in the opposite direction not from britain, are their posh folk called soph?

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough

You know your posh when you drive any kind of Bentley. Unfortunately it makes me think that they have more money than taste. God damn ugly things!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when they accept you as you are ......

it's the grovellers and climbers that pretend to be something else that are unpleasant .....

From what you see? From where do you see this because you may need to visit the optician to check your eyesight.

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