FabSwingers.com forum: The Joy of Bran Flakes...

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Is anything worse than Bran Flakes?

Bran Flakes are like a punishment food.

A bowl of Bran Flakes is like a bowl of penance ...

Urgh

And relax

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Celery. The end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re fine with cold milk and loads of sugar on top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy them, but I can’t currently eat any cereal and I’m craving it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A worm in my plum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Celery. The end

It always feels like you would burn more calories attempting to eat celery than it actually contains…

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By *onguesandpunsMan
over a year ago

East Midlands

I'm here to make a stand for bran flakes. They're lovely with warm milk and a bit of fruit on top. Plus they help keep you regular like

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"A worm in my plum. "

That sounds kind of sexual….

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A worm in my plum. "

Better than half a worm!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Celery. The end

I like celery. I didn't used to but it seems to be less celery-ish these days

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Shredded wheat?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Alpen is quite minging - rodent food!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Celery. The end

It always feels like you would burn more calories attempting to eat celery than it actually contains… "

All the inevitable grimacing and wincing of the facial muscles whilst desperately trying not to spit the offending stuff out would surely prove a Herculean workout in itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A worm in my plum.

That sounds kind of sexual….

It just popped out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A worm in my plum.

Better than half a worm! "

This reminds me of one of my kids eating a snail centuries ago. I spotted some slubbery mess on his chin and half a snail in his hand a bit too late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try 50g protein pancakes.

They are like chewing a brick you need plenty of water to get them down.

And a bypass to get rid of them out the other end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bloody love brann flakes! And all bran... My absolute favourite is grape nuts tho... Likened to gravel but bloody great!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is anything worse than Bran Flakes?

Bran Flakes are like a punishment food.

A bowl of Bran Flakes is like a bowl of penance ...

Urgh

And relax

They are delicious. Love them.

Rarely eat cereal tho...... mainly oats. I will eat all bran though ...... love them and sin of sins...... God I love a bowl of Grape Nuts.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"They’re fine with cold milk and loads of sugar on top. "

Milk aint helping these babies today.

Should have gone with the tuna sandwich

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Corn Flakes with no milk or sugar.

That’s torture in a bowl that is.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Is anything worse than Bran Flakes?

Bran Flakes are like a punishment food.

A bowl of Bran Flakes is like a bowl of penance ...

Urgh

And relax

It’s an acquired taste. Used to hate it myself, but I went through a phase of eating bran flakes and grew to love them. Especially with warm milk

The mistake I was making was adding sugar, I don’t now and it’s much nicer.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Bran Flakes

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I enjoy them, but I can’t currently eat any cereal and I’m craving it all "

I'll save you mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bowel of branflakes can be a wonderful thing for some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Celery. The end

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Totally agree, you win

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Is anything worse than Bran Flakes?

Bran Flakes are like a punishment food.

A bowl of Bran Flakes is like a bowl of penance ...

Urgh

And relax

Love Bran flakes

All Bran

Fruit and Fibre but coco pops and other cereal similar are awful.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A worm in my plum. "

Protein, as my dad would say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like fruit and fibre but bran flakes alone are too bland.

All bran is not the same as when I was a kid, it used to be like thin twigs and I loved it.

Shredded wheat has to be the mini ones and fruit filled or it's like eating wood shavings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a woman that likes Bran Flakes.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Celery. The end

It always feels like you would burn more calories attempting to eat celery than it actually contains… "

The string is a bit urgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anything worse than Bran Flakes?

Bran Flakes are like a punishment food.

A bowl of Bran Flakes is like a bowl of penance ...

Urgh

And relax

Weetabix minis.....! If they’re still Weetabix, why do they take 3/4 of an hour to soften instead of 17 seconds!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love bran flakes but they don't love me. They are high in fibre and cause my tummy so much discomfort

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually like bran flakes.

As long as they are mixed with juicy flame raisins and served with lashings of full fat milk.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Enough bran flakes at school to last me a life time, you learn after first trip to matron to never go again…. 3 days of bran flakes for every meal

Worst than them has to be cottage cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anything worse than Bran Flakes?

Bran Flakes are like a punishment food.

A bowl of Bran Flakes is like a bowl of penance ...

Urgh

And relax

Im all about the dry cereal, send it all my way - I will do penance for all of fabs, fully aware thats a fuck ton of penance and cereal mind lol

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'm here to make a stand for bran flakes. They're lovely with warm milk and a bit of fruit on top. Plus they help keep you regular like

Warm milk is the work of the devil

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I love them with warm milk and chopped banana on top! Almost as good as weetabix with warm milk. Almost!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"They’re fine with cold milk and loads of sugar on top. "

Yeah but Frosties are nicer, especially with loads of sugar on top

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Alpen is quite minging - rodent food!

Muesli is a no...apart from the interesting bits like nuts or fruit. Pick them out, leave the boring bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Celery. The end

Celery with peanut butter and raisins is the bomb

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I love bran flakes but end up eating them dry by the handful when I'm bored.

It never ends well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love bran flakes but end up eating them dry by the handful when I'm bored.

It never ends well.

I do the same. I'll eat most cereals dry, it's just like eating crisps.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Shredded wheat? "

AKA cardboard.

I'd rather chew on the actual box

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