FabSwingers.com forum: Giving the game away

By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

So I’m in work and I’ve just heard “Sausage!!! You keep smiling like a Cheshire Cat!!! I keep noticing, you’ll look at your phone, grin, then type something. What are you doing on your phone? ”

So I had two choices:

“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation

“I was talking to someone on tinder”

Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”

What would you have replied?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

My reply would be "I'm doing my best"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'd have said "why stop at one?"

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

I would have replied "that's the plan" and grinned

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm looking at _asmeen

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

You just say "But I haven't found you on here yet".

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By *oGDomMan
over a year ago

Vale of Glamorgan

Tell them the whole Ancelotti leaving the Toffees was just an elaborate joke. And that he's just signed a new 5 year contract with the blues, been given an unlimited transfer budget and has made a promise to sell Iwobi immediately

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Tell them the whole Ancelotti leaving the Toffees was just an elaborate joke. And that he's just signed a new 5 year contract with the blues, been given an unlimited transfer budget and has made a promise to sell Iwobi immediately "

Haha my favourite answer of the day!!!

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"So I’m in work and I’ve just heard “Sausage!!! You keep smiling like a Cheshire Cat!!! I keep noticing, you’ll look at your phone, grin, then type something. What are you doing on your phone? ”

So I had two choices:

“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation

“I was talking to someone on tinder”

Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”

What would you have replied?"

'Maybe I already have'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I had two choices:

“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation

“I was talking to someone on tinder”

Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”

What would you have replied?

'Maybe I already have'"

Awww you two are fluffy

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

So I had two choices:

“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation

“I was talking to someone on tinder”

Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”

What would you have replied?

'Maybe I already have'

Awww you two are fluffy

Fluffy? I’ll have you know I wash daily!!! And pull the skin back too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I had two choices:

“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation

“I was talking to someone on tinder”

Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”

What would you have replied?

'Maybe I already have'

Awww you two are fluffy

Fluffy? I’ll have you know I wash daily!!! And pull the skin back too!!!"

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

So I had two choices:

“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation

“I was talking to someone on tinder”

Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”

What would you have replied?

'Maybe I already have'

Awww you two are fluffy

Who says I meant him

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

So I had two choices:

“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation

“I was talking to someone on tinder”

Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”

What would you have replied?

'Maybe I already have'

Awww you two are fluffy

Who says I meant him

You did x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I had two choices:

“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation

“I was talking to someone on tinder”

Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”

What would you have replied?

'Maybe I already have'

Awww you two are fluffy

Who says I meant him

You did x"

Yeah lol you did

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

So I had two choices:

“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation

“I was talking to someone on tinder”

Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”

What would you have replied?

'Maybe I already have'

Awww you two are fluffy

Who says I meant him

You did x"

You wish

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

So I had two choices:

“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation

“I was talking to someone on tinder”

Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”

What would you have replied?

'Maybe I already have'

Awww you two are fluffy

Who says I meant him

You did x

You wish

If I was wishing for things then I think there would be something else I was wishing for x

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Tell them you’re out of everyone’s league!

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Tell them you’re out of everyone’s league!

They’d know I was lying!!! The other way around would be more accurate.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

So I had two choices:

“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation

“I was talking to someone on tinder”

Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”

What would you have replied?"

Yeah... That would be Fab!

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

So I had two choices:

“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation

“I was talking to someone on tinder”

Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”

What would you have replied?

'Maybe I already have'

Awww you two are fluffy

Who says I meant him

You did x

Yeah lol you did

Don't you start

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

So I had two choices:

“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation

“I was talking to someone on tinder”

Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”

What would you have replied?

'Maybe I already have'

Awww you two are fluffy

Who says I meant him

You did x

Yeah lol you did

Don't you start

Stop fighting the inevitable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I had two choices:

“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation

“I was talking to someone on tinder”

Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”

What would you have replied?

'Maybe I already have'

Awww you two are fluffy

Who says I meant him

You did x

Yeah lol you did

Don't you start

Stop fighting the inevitable

Tinder

sausage

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Hope your not wearing the crotchless trousers from yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope your not wearing the crotchless trousers from yesterday

They’re his favourite pair

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Hope your not wearing the crotchless trousers from yesterday

I don’t wear underwear so pants are changed daily haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have said you were just invited to an orgy.

Most co workers wouldn't believe you and you get an assortment of excessive eye rolls. It's wonderful.

A few years ago we went away for my birthday and we visited friends and a club.

On the Monday morning I was in work on a line and a few of the lads asked me what I did for my birthday. I said we had an orgy and they all laughed.

I was still in the flashback phase and I didn't think when answering. But no one thought I was being honest.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

So I had two choices:

“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation

“I was talking to someone on tinder”

Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”

What would you have replied?

'Maybe I already have'

Awww you two are fluffy

Who says I meant him

You did x

Yeah lol you did

Don't you start

Stop fighting the inevitable

Tinder

sausage

Oh behave you!

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