FabSwingers.com forum: Rik Mayall

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

6 years yesterday he sadly passed away

My comedy hero

Thought it might be nice to hear your favourite quotes from young ones ect

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I used to love The Comic Strip Presents series. The London Live channel have been showing it recently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to love The Comic Strip Presents series. The London Live channel have been showing it recently"

Don’t think we get that Channel

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By *ralbiswMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Neil Neil Orange Peel

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

How I laughed at that show!

It was just brilliant...sorry don't have any quotes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Neil Neil Orange Peel"

When will I see you again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How I laughed at that show!

It was just brilliant...sorry don't have any quotes."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s me, Flash! Flash by name, Flash by nature. Hurrah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guest house paradiso

When he jerkin off over lady Diana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s me, Flash! Flash by name, Flash by nature. Hurrah!"

She’s got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man’s tonsils!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s a carpet farty

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Captain Flasheart on Blackadder

‘Treat you plane like you treat your woman, get inside her 3 times a day and take her to heaven and back!’

Bottom was a great show too!

I had a crush on Rik, he was a sad loss to the world.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

One of my favourite films of all time..

"Drop dead Fred" x

" cobwebs " lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s me, Flash! Flash by name, Flash by nature. Hurrah!

She’s got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man’s tonsils!"

Oh, I really do fancy the pants off Rik Mayall. If only I was born 30 years earlier and hung out in the comedy clubs of London *wistful sigh*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's sad news

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

ITS THE GASMANN!!!!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"6 years yesterday he sadly passed away

My comedy hero

Thought it might be nice to hear your favourite quotes from young ones ect "

I always think of that episode of the Young Ones, where they had a party, and Rik handed out the drinks to the guests, which was about three cans of lager, and said “Get your lips around that!” I cried with laughter the first time I saw that episode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s me, Flash! Flash by name, Flash by nature. Hurrah!

She’s got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man’s tonsils!

Oh, I really do fancy the pants off Rik Mayall. If only I was born 30 years earlier and hung out in the comedy clubs of London *wistful sigh*

Woof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog poo, dog poo, lovely lovely dog poo!!!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"It’s me, Flash! Flash by name, Flash by nature. Hurrah!"
was watching black adder the other evening x

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

You just called me a bastard didn’t you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 years yesterday he sadly passed away

My comedy hero

Thought it might be nice to hear your favourite quotes from young ones ect "

Absolute legend I met him a couple of times such a brilliant guy so sadly missed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guest house paradiso

When he jerkin off over lady Diana

"Pheeeeeeeeeeeb"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG a line from the play.

Bottom live. Great comedy Actor.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

The one that gets quoted most often in our home is...

"Flash, where have you been?"

"Where haven't I been?! Woof!"

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I had the pleasure of meeting Rik after one of his standup shows. He was very polite and a real gent to his fans. Much missed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply “woof woof” haha the best series of blackadder!!

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By *LKBBWMILFWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Not a quote, but there was a scene in ‘Man Down’, he was talking about a lovely, sad ‘love’, story to his son. It was about a young lady, with a “bit of a mess down there”, up a wall, I think. It was filthy and hilarious ?? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're riding on the last freedom moped out of nowhere and we haven't even told our parents what time we're coming home.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s a smashing blouse you have on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We're riding on the last freedom moped out of nowhere and we haven't even told our parents what time we're coming home..... "

Even the way he pronounces ‘parents’ is hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're riding on the last freedom moped out of nowhere and we haven't even told our parents what time we're coming home.....

Even the way he pronounces ‘parents’ is hilarious "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a plan ...

AND IT'S AS HOT, AS MY PANTS!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Oh look its a telescope, a telescope with a mouse in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved Rik Mayall, I cried when I heard he had died

We saw Bottom and The New Statesman live a few times.

Such a sad loss

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Wood woof name the tv series?

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By *obbi_sutherlandTV/TS
over a year ago

Dornoch

The New Statesman

He has a woman tied to a bed when he has to leave suddenly.

Her: Alan, you kinky son-of-a-bitch, you've got me chained up here at your mercy. Do what you want!

Him: evil laugh Goodbye, Donna.

He leaves

Her: Now there's a man who really understands bondage

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By *sh6866Man
over a year ago

halifax

Saucier than a direct hit on a heinz factory...

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I was brought up on his style of comedy. I used to know the words of TheYoung Ones from memory.

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By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard

I had the pleasure of meeting Rik after a live Bottom show in Bournemouth, got a picture with him and he also signed my mug, it reads : From the bloody Rik Mayall and not that twat Eddie!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is this a canoe in my pants or am I happy to see you ....woof

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Exercising his hand and fingers in Bottom just before having a Tommy Tank

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Because I’m evil

My middle is Jeremy

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Richie: Let's just be economical with the truth. Erm, something buck... yeah, hot young buck.

Eddie: What about badger?

Richie: No, no, I'm more a sort of...

Eddie: HEDGEHOG!

Richie: No, fox. That's good. No, that is good!

Eddie: What about Stoat!

Richie: Foxy Stoat? Yeah. It’s got a ring it to it! Foxy stoat seeks...

Eddie: Pig!

Richie: Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig! (gasps) SHUT UP, EDDIE!

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Edwardsville

Drop Dead Fred.

"Hello, snotface. Yuck what happened to you? You’re all older, you’re even uglier! Look, I’m sorry but I’m going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down."

Just realised the shit boyfriend in DDF was the actor that played VP Hoynes in The West Wing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Richie: Let's just be economical with the truth. Erm, something buck... yeah, hot young buck.

Eddie: What about badger?

Richie: No, no, I'm more a sort of...

Eddie: HEDGEHOG!

Richie: No, fox. That's good. No, that is good!

Eddie: What about Stoat!

Richie: Foxy Stoat? Yeah. It’s got a ring it to it! Foxy stoat seeks...

Eddie: Pig!

Richie: Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig! (gasps) SHUT UP, EDDIE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is an interview with him filmed shortly before his death on the set of probably his final project.

In the background you can hear building work going on and an almighty thud of something heavy. It clearly disturbed the interview, but cool as you like Rik adjusted his crotch and said. 'Sorry, my cock just fell out'.

Bottom will always be my fav.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..I put on my special eyes and said, "hello big tits, looking for some action?" And what did she say?

I think she said no didn't she?

(I remember the playground build up to Bottom for weeks before it started, and it didn't disappoint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rik: What does a man with a two foot cock have for breakfast? Well this morrning I had a boiled egg.

"There is an interview with him filmed shortly before his death on the set of probably his final project.

Bottom will always be my fav. "

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Out of all the celebrity deaths over the years, Rik's hit me hardest. We were the same age, and I grew up with his humour.

Really miss him.

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

These letters he sent out when people wrote to him are pure genius.

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2018/03/07/3-times-rik-mayall-sent-best-responses-fan-mail/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let your balls hang low and swing them to and frow. Can yoh tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Let your balls hang low and swing them to and frow. Can yoh tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow?""

Do you get a funny feeling when they're hanging from the ceiling.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Let your balls hang low and swing them to and frow. Can yoh tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow?"

Do you get a funny feeling when they're hanging from the ceiling......."

Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Let your balls hang low and swing them to and frow. Can yoh tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow?"

Do you get a funny feeling when they're hanging from the ceiling.......

Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guest house paradiso

When he jerkin off over lady Diana

Love that film

Pheeeeeeb one boiled egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog poo, dog poo, lovely lovely dog poo!!!"

Drop dead fred great film too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw him in a live stage version of The New Statesman

He was absolutely hilarious and his ad libs had other cast members corpsing for fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And remember

Kevin’s ear

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By *ldergirthMan
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Kevin Turvey

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Kevin Turvey"

Right at the start of his career he did a Welsh character monologue....

"I have two pens... One blue"... Who was that character? I think it predated Kevin turvey

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Sad

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"Kevin Turvey

Right at the start of his career he did a Welsh character monologue....

"I have two pens... One blue"... Who was that character? I think it predated Kevin turvey"

I’m hearing that in the voice of Siadwell which is the right era but that was John Sparkes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘She’s got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a real man’s tonsils’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just finished my first film Extra job on London wheren I heard the news. I was absolutely devastated. He was one of my comedy heroes.

Didn't help it was my birthday too. What a downer it was.

Didn't go home that night. Ended up taking pics of aircraft on Gloucestershire and staying at a b and b.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Kevin Turvey

Right at the start of his career he did a Welsh character monologue....

"I have two pens... One blue"... Who was that character? I think it predated Kevin turvey

I’m hearing that in the voice of Siadwell which is the right era but that was John Sparkes."

That sounds about right... I always thought it was rik mayall... Live and learn!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Kevin Turvey

Right at the start of his career he did a Welsh character monologue....

"I have two pens... One blue"... Who was that character? I think it predated Kevin turvey

I’m hearing that in the voice of Siadwell which is the right era but that was John Sparkes.

That sounds about right... I always thought it was rik mayall... Live and learn! "

Yeah I remember that, "go for it Siadwell they said, so I went for it, it had already gone"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone remember Grimm Tales he did? I don't know if it's been mentioned already. So much talent! The voices, facial expressions, timing and also how much he loved his craft.

He also had really down to earth nice views. To top it off too, what a real handsome dude!

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By *ojobinksMan
over a year ago

swindon

"One of my favourite films of all time..

"Drop dead Fred" x

" cobwebs " lol "

Drop dead Fred was awesome

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