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"Binge a new show. Get a take away. " Oh I like your thinking  | |||
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"You could have a self care day? " But do I have to get out of bed...? X | |||
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"A relax day go pamper yourself xx" Yasmeen, YOU come and pamper me. That would be more fun x | |||
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"A relax day go pamper yourself xx Yasmeen, YOU come and pamper me. That would be more fun x" Awwe Xx  | |||
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"FAF meet now messages  "Ok, but I'm not gonna be very active. Will that affect the quality of replies I get? X | |||
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"Stay in bed until your bladder is screaming at you..... then do the danger walk/run/waddle to the loo. Post pee, return to bed and repeat. "You know me so well 
Thank god I'm dehydrated, I've only had 3 wees since I woke up at 8.30 | |||
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"Stay in bed until your bladder is screaming at you..... then do the danger walk/run/waddle to the loo. Post pee, return to bed and repeat.
You know me so well
Thank god I'm dehydrated, I've only had 3 wees since I woke up at 8.30 "It's a fun game isn't it! Can keep you entertained for hours! Well, that and fabbing. | |||
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"Day off to catch up with an old friend over lunch, but they've cancelled. It's hot, humid & cloudy. Do I get out of bed? Suggestions please c" A 100+ Mile Drive South  | |||
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"You could have a self care day? But do I have to get out of bed...? X" Absolutely not, no | |||
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"FAF meet now messages
Ok, but I'm not gonna be very active. Will that affect the quality of replies I get? X"No, the replies will be the usual quality and once someone arrives just keep asking for cups of tea/coffee and biscuits (and any odd jobs around the house) to keep them busy. | |||
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"Day off to catch up with an old friend over lunch, but they've cancelled. It's hot, humid & cloudy. Do I get out of bed? Suggestions please c" Get out of bed when you feel like youve had enough of being in bed, mooch about the day at your own pace doing only what takes your fancy, a day off is a rest day, a you day. Maybe lay or snooze in the sun if you feel like it for as long as you want. Sofa and tv time if you wish for as long as you like. Eat what you want drink what you want, have a relaxing bath enjoy and be in the moment shaving moisturising doing your hair nails, deep face clense moisturise, but for you. Put clean pjs on or get dressed, if you so wish. Anytime you start to do something you think you ought to ask yourself do you really want to do this, will it make you happy after and can you do with pleasure, music drinks. Don't do anything you really don't want to. X | |||
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Or self care (mani/pedi, face mask, nice lunch and alcohol) | |||
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"FAF meet now messages
Ok, but I'm not gonna be very active. Will that affect the quality of replies I get? X
No, the replies will be the usual quality and once someone arrives just keep asking for cups of tea/coffee and biscuits (and any odd jobs around the house) to keep them busy."Ooh, you're onto something there. I DO have lots of little jobs that need doing | |||
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"Have a relaxing you day "Be better if you came & rubbed my shoulders, Taff | |||
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"Day off to catch up with an old friend over lunch, but they've cancelled. It's hot, humid & cloudy. Do I get out of bed? Suggestions please c Get out of bed when you feel like youve had enough of being in bed, mooch about the day at your own pace doing only what takes your fancy, a day off is a rest day, a you day. Maybe lay or snooze in the sun if you feel like it for as long as you want. Sofa and tv time if you wish for as long as you like. Eat what you want drink what you want, have a relaxing bath enjoy and be in the moment shaving moisturising doing your hair nails, deep face clense moisturise, but for you. Put clean pjs on or get dressed, if you so wish. Anytime you start to do something you think you ought to ask yourself do you really want to do this, will it make you happy after and can you do with pleasure, music drinks. Don't do anything you really don't want to. X" Oh what a wonderful reply! I think I love you  | |||
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"Day off to catch up with an old friend over lunch, but they've cancelled. It's hot, humid & cloudy. Do I get out of bed? Suggestions please c A 100+ Mile Drive South "Why? What's 100m south, Grumpling? | |||
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"Day off to catch up with an old friend over lunch, but they've cancelled. It's hot, humid & cloudy. Do I get out of bed? Suggestions please c Get out of bed when you feel like youve had enough of being in bed, mooch about the day at your own pace doing only what takes your fancy, a day off is a rest day, a you day. Maybe lay or snooze in the sun if you feel like it for as long as you want. Sofa and tv time if you wish for as long as you like. Eat what you want drink what you want, have a relaxing bath enjoy and be in the moment shaving moisturising doing your hair nails, deep face clense moisturise, but for you. Put clean pjs on or get dressed, if you so wish. Anytime you start to do something you think you ought to ask yourself do you really want to do this, will it make you happy after and can you do with pleasure, music drinks. Don't do anything you really don't want to. X Oh what a wonderful reply! I think I love you "Aww shuks! I forgot to add poscasts... shagged married annoyed is funny | |||
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"I have a annual leave day for similar reasons, I’ve been up most the night so I’ve gone back to bed. I’m going to use today as a repair day " Oh, bless you! Snuggle down & enjoy your day xx | |||
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"Day off to catch up with an old friend over lunch, but they've cancelled. It's hot, humid & cloudy. Do I get out of bed? Suggestions please c A 100+ Mile Drive South
Why? What's 100m south, Grumpling? "I'll Google what's 100 miles south of the Wirral and let you know... | |||
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"I would offer, but I'm still in my dressing gown, and it looks like it's going to rain, and I've just washed my hair" That's a bit mean, Coulson. I expect you to make more of an effort. I'm a woman, goddammit! Do as I say & fawn over me! | |||
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"Oooooh. And have a bacon sandwich." Aw, Posh. I don't like bacon butties. Now I want a sausage nutty. With red sauce. But I've no sausages 
I wonder if some nice chap will deliver....? X | |||
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"Ah that's a shame they've cancelled. Do you have anything you've been putting off? Either that, or treat yourself to whatever you fancy "Well, there IS the ironing I've been putting off for 6 months....but as none of it will fit me anymore, there's no point is there? | |||
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"Oooooh. And have a bacon sandwich. Aw, Posh. I don't like bacon butties. Now I want a sausage nutty. With red sauce. But I've no sausages
I wonder if some nice chap will deliver....? X"Change status to: Wanted - man to deliver sausage. | |||
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"If sunny at all hit the nearest beach and sea!!" Nope, not sunny. Cloudy & humid. Typical! X | |||
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"I would offer, but I'm still in my dressing gown, and it looks like it's going to rain, and I've just washed my hair That's a bit mean, Coulson. I expect you to make more of an effort. I'm a woman, goddammit! Do as I say & fawn over me! "you know how it is after I've save the human race from certain death by an evil alien race, can I get a rain check, I mean you know I would if I could  | |||
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"Oooooh. And have a bacon sandwich. Aw, Posh. I don't like bacon butties. Now I want a sausage nutty. With red sauce. But I've no sausages
I wonder if some nice chap will deliver....? X
Change status to: Wanted - man to deliver sausage."Haha. Imagine! | |||
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"Have a relaxing you day
Be better if you came & rubbed my shoulders, Taff " | |||
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"I would offer, but I'm still in my dressing gown, and it looks like it's going to rain, and I've just washed my hair That's a bit mean, Coulson. I expect you to make more of an effort. I'm a woman, goddammit! Do as I say & fawn over me! you know how it is after I've save the human race from certain death by an evil alien race, can I get a rain check, I mean you know I would if I could "Stop making excuses, Coulson. I'm a fair maiden in distress, you're honour-bound to assist. (Well, I'm more pink & freckled than fair & only those who should have gone to Specsavers would say I was a maiden) | |||
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"Have a paddle in your pink canoe." Jimerooski, are you being rude? You know I don't mucky talk | |||
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"Day off to catch up with an old friend over lunch, but they've cancelled. It's hot, humid & cloudy. Do I get out of bed? Suggestions please c A 100+ Mile Drive South
Why? What's 100m south, Grumpling?
I'll Google what's 100 miles south of the Wirral and let you know... "Is it you, Grumpling? It is, isn't it? Will you make me special sausage sandwiches? Xx | |||
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"Oooooh. And have a bacon sandwich. Aw, Posh. I don't like bacon butties. Now I want a sausage nutty. With red sauce. But I've no sausages
I wonder if some nice chap will deliver....? X
Change status to: Wanted - man to deliver sausage.
Haha. Imagine! "I DARE YOU 
And open filters. That'll keep you busy | |||
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"Ah that's a shame they've cancelled. Do you have anything you've been putting off? Either that, or treat yourself to whatever you fancy
Well, there IS the ironing I've been putting off for 6 months....but as none of it will fit me anymore, there's no point is there? "To hell with the ironing
Treat yourself to a new outfit x | |||
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"Oooooh. And have a bacon sandwich. Aw, Posh. I don't like bacon butties. Now I want a sausage nutty. With red sauce. But I've no sausages
I wonder if some nice chap will deliver....? X
Change status to: Wanted - man to deliver sausage.
Haha. Imagine!
I DARE YOU
And open filters. That'll keep you busy"Posh...you are wicked! And...I like it | |||
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"Day off to catch up with an old friend over lunch, but they've cancelled. It's hot, humid & cloudy. Do I get out of bed? Suggestions please c A 100+ Mile Drive South
Why? What's 100m south, Grumpling?
I'll Google what's 100 miles south of the Wirral and let you know...
Is it you, Grumpling? It is, isn't it?
Will you make me special sausage sandwiches? Xx"Specifically 154.6 miles ( apparently ) and I always have fresh Sausage available for you Red | |||
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"Oooooh. And have a bacon sandwich. Aw, Posh. I don't like bacon butties. Now I want a sausage nutty. With red sauce. But I've no sausages
I wonder if some nice chap will deliver....? X
Change status to: Wanted - man to deliver sausage.
Haha. Imagine!
I DARE YOU
And open filters. That'll keep you busy"Do I have to? I was barley! | |||
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"Ah that's a shame they've cancelled. Do you have anything you've been putting off? Either that, or treat yourself to whatever you fancy
Well, there IS the ironing I've been putting off for 6 months....but as none of it will fit me anymore, there's no point is there? "Pah! To ironing, however... you could go through the pile and pull out the stuff that doesn't fit and pop in a bin bag...instant reduced pile! Progress not perfection  | |||
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"Oooooh. And have a bacon sandwich. Aw, Posh. I don't like bacon butties. Now I want a sausage nutty. With red sauce. But I've no sausages
I wonder if some nice chap will deliver....? X
Change status to: Wanted - man to deliver sausage.
Haha. Imagine!
I DARE YOU
And open filters. That'll keep you busy
Posh...you are wicked!
And...I like it "That's three votes you have to do it now | |||
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"Ah that's a shame they've cancelled. Do you have anything you've been putting off? Either that, or treat yourself to whatever you fancy
Well, there IS the ironing I've been putting off for 6 months....but as none of it will fit me anymore, there's no point is there?
To hell with the ironing
Treat yourself to a new outfit x"I like that idea. And I can do on line from bed x | |||
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"I would offer, but I'm still in my dressing gown, and it looks like it's going to rain, and I've just washed my hair That's a bit mean, Coulson. I expect you to make more of an effort. I'm a woman, goddammit! Do as I say & fawn over me! you know how it is after I've save the human race from certain death by an evil alien race, can I get a rain check, I mean you know I would if I could
Stop making excuses, Coulson. I'm a fair maiden in distress, you're honour-bound to assist.
(Well, I'm more pink & freckled than fair & only those who should have gone to Specsavers would say I was a maiden) "seeing as you put it that way, how could I refuse a fair maiden in destress, I will get the jet fuelled and be there as quick as I can | |||
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"Oooooh. And have a bacon sandwich. Aw, Posh. I don't like bacon butties. Now I want a sausage nutty. With red sauce. But I've no sausages
I wonder if some nice chap will deliver....? X
Change status to: Wanted - man to deliver sausage.
Haha. Imagine!
I DARE YOU
And open filters. That'll keep you busy
Posh...you are wicked!
And...I like it
That's three votes you have to do it now "Oh fuck!! | |||
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"Ah that's a shame they've cancelled. Do you have anything you've been putting off? Either that, or treat yourself to whatever you fancy
Well, there IS the ironing I've been putting off for 6 months....but as none of it will fit me anymore, there's no point is there?
To hell with the ironing
Treat yourself to a new outfit x
I like that idea. And I can do on line from bed x"Buzzing...bonus | |||
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"I would offer, but I'm still in my dressing gown, and it looks like it's going to rain, and I've just washed my hair That's a bit mean, Coulson. I expect you to make more of an effort. I'm a woman, goddammit! Do as I say & fawn over me! you know how it is after I've save the human race from certain death by an evil alien race, can I get a rain check, I mean you know I would if I could
Stop making excuses, Coulson. I'm a fair maiden in distress, you're honour-bound to assist.
(Well, I'm more pink & freckled than fair & only those who should have gone to Specsavers would say I was a maiden) seeing as you put it that way, how could I refuse a fair maiden in destress, I will get the jet fuelled and be there as quick as I can "Haha, I like your style Coulson. Watch out for the sausage delivery guys, though | |||
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"Oooooh. And have a bacon sandwich. Aw, Posh. I don't like bacon butties. Now I want a sausage nutty. With red sauce. But I've no sausages
I wonder if some nice chap will deliver....? X
Change status to: Wanted - man to deliver sausage.
Haha. Imagine!
I DARE YOU
And open filters. That'll keep you busy
Posh...you are wicked!
And...I like it
That's three votes you have to do it now
Oh fuck!! "OK then | |||
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"Oooooh. And have a bacon sandwich. Aw, Posh. I don't like bacon butties. Now I want a sausage nutty. With red sauce. But I've no sausages
I wonder if some nice chap will deliver....? X
Change status to: Wanted - man to deliver sausage.
Haha. Imagine!
I DARE YOU
And open filters. That'll keep you busy
Posh...you are wicked!
And...I like it
That's three votes you have to do it now
Oh fuck!! "Yay! Keep us posted | |||
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" That's three votes you have to do it now "Done! | |||
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" That's three votes you have to do it now
Done! "You area star...fair play to you | |||
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"I would offer, but I'm still in my dressing gown, and it looks like it's going to rain, and I've just washed my hair That's a bit mean, Coulson. I expect you to make more of an effort. I'm a woman, goddammit! Do as I say & fawn over me! you know how it is after I've save the human race from certain death by an evil alien race, can I get a rain check, I mean you know I would if I could
Stop making excuses, Coulson. I'm a fair maiden in distress, you're honour-bound to assist.
(Well, I'm more pink & freckled than fair & only those who should have gone to Specsavers would say I was a maiden) seeing as you put it that way, how could I refuse a fair maiden in destress, I will get the jet fuelled and be there as quick as I can
Haha, I like your style Coulson.
Watch out for the sausage delivery guys, though "I will try not to squash his sausage when I land | |||
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" That's three votes you have to do it now
Done!
You area star...fair play to you "I just can't refuse a PoshPants dare, God help me!  | |||
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" That's three votes you have to do it now
Done!
You area star...fair play to you
I just can't refuse a PoshPants dare, God help me! "Posh is definitely hard to refuse | |||
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" That's three votes you have to do it now
Done!
You area star...fair play to you
I just can't refuse a PoshPants dare, God help me!
Posh is definitely hard to refuse "Ain't she just! x | |||
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"Oooooh. And have a bacon sandwich. Aw, Posh. I don't like bacon butties. Now I want a sausage nutty. With red sauce. But I've no sausages
I wonder if some nice chap will deliver....? X
Change status to: Wanted - man to deliver sausage.
Haha. Imagine!
I DARE YOU
And open filters. That'll keep you busy
Posh...you are wicked!
And...I like it
That's three votes you have to do it now
Oh fuck!!
Yay! Keep us posted "So far, it just seems to be offers of a single sausage. I'm more of a 2 or 3 sausage kinda gal.... | |||
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"Oooooh. And have a bacon sandwich. Aw, Posh. I don't like bacon butties. Now I want a sausage nutty. With red sauce. But I've no sausages
I wonder if some nice chap will deliver....? X
Change status to: Wanted - man to deliver sausage.
Haha. Imagine!
I DARE YOU
And open filters. That'll keep you busy
Posh...you are wicked!
And...I like it
That's three votes you have to do it now
Oh fuck!!
Yay! Keep us posted
So far, it just seems to be offers of a single sausage. I'm more of a 2 or 3 sausage kinda gal.... "You just want a string of sausages dangling in front of you | |||
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"Oooooh. And have a bacon sandwich. Aw, Posh. I don't like bacon butties. Now I want a sausage nutty. With red sauce. But I've no sausages
I wonder if some nice chap will deliver....? X
Change status to: Wanted - man to deliver sausage.
Haha. Imagine!
I DARE YOU
And open filters. That'll keep you busy
Posh...you are wicked!
And...I like it
That's three votes you have to do it now
Oh fuck!!
Yay! Keep us posted
So far, it just seems to be offers of a single sausage. I'm more of a 2 or 3 sausage kinda gal....
You just want a string of sausages dangling in front of you "Oh come, come now. In a bread bun. I'm not a heathen | |||
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" That's three votes you have to do it now
Done!
You area star...fair play to you
I just can't refuse a PoshPants dare, God help me! "Woo hoo!! I'm so impressed! | |||
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"I'm off today too, sure is overcast. I'm sat in the garden waiting for birds to try out the feeder. I might have a long wait "Shit isn't it? I may do a bit of gardening. And by that, I mean I'll go out, look around it, scratch my head & ponder what needs doing. Then I'll come back in & have a pampering bath
Hope the birdies arrive soon xx | |||
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" That's three votes you have to do it now
Done!
You area star...fair play to you
I just can't refuse a PoshPants dare, God help me!
Woo hoo!! I'm so impressed!"Ok, how much longer Posh? Every horny guy within 10 miles is trying to shove his sausage through my letterbox | |||
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" That's three votes you have to do it now
Done!
You area star...fair play to you
I just can't refuse a PoshPants dare, God help me!
Woo hoo!! I'm so impressed!
Ok, how much longer Posh?
Every horny guy within 10 miles is trying to shove his sausage through my letterbox "You may remove it at 12. Who knows..... could find a gem! | |||
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" That's three votes you have to do it now
Done!
You area star...fair play to you
I just can't refuse a PoshPants dare, God help me!
Woo hoo!! I'm so impressed!
Ok, how much longer Posh?
Every horny guy within 10 miles is trying to shove his sausage through my letterbox
You may remove it at 12.
Who knows..... could find a gem!"Aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhh! Ok. You're a cruel mistress | |||
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" That's three votes you have to do it now
Done!
You area star...fair play to you
I just can't refuse a PoshPants dare, God help me!
Woo hoo!! I'm so impressed!
Ok, how much longer Posh?
Every horny guy within 10 miles is trying to shove his sausage through my letterbox
You may remove it at 12.
Who knows..... could find a gem!
Aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhh!
Ok. You're a cruel mistress "Yes. Yes I am | |||
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" That's three votes you have to do it now
Done!
You area star...fair play to you
I just can't refuse a PoshPants dare, God help me!
Woo hoo!! I'm so impressed!
Ok, how much longer Posh?
Every horny guy within 10 miles is trying to shove his sausage through my letterbox
You may remove it at 12.
Who knows..... could find a gem!
Aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhh!
Ok. You're a cruel mistress
Yes. Yes I am " | |||
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey " I’d appreciate it if you refrained from sharing my messages to you on a public forum | |||
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey I’d appreciate it if you refrained from sharing my messages to you on a public forum "I KNEW you copy pasted those messages! | |||
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey I’d appreciate it if you refrained from sharing my messages to you on a public forum
I KNEW you copy pasted those messages! "That’s not fair!! You get extra xxx’s on the end sugar tits ‘cause you’re like my number 4!
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey I’d appreciate it if you refrained from sharing my messages to you on a public forum
I KNEW you copy pasted those messages!
That’s not fair!! You get extra xxx’s on the end sugar tits ‘cause you’re like my number 4!
don’t ever say I don’t make you feel special "Number 4?! When did I move up the list? | |||
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey I’d appreciate it if you refrained from sharing my messages to you on a public forum
I KNEW you copy pasted those messages!
That’s not fair!! You get extra xxx’s on the end sugar tits ‘cause you’re like my number 4!
don’t ever say I don’t make you feel special
Number 4?!
When did I move up the list? "On 10 June when you posted that pic | |||
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey I’d appreciate it if you refrained from sharing my messages to you on a public forum
I KNEW you copy pasted those messages!
That’s not fair!! You get extra xxx’s on the end sugar tits ‘cause you’re like my number 4!
don’t ever say I don’t make you feel special
Number 4?!
When did I move up the list?
On 10 June when you posted that pic "Oh now.... that's a hell of a smooth answer | |||
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey I’d appreciate it if you refrained from sharing my messages to you on a public forum
I KNEW you copy pasted those messages!
That’s not fair!! You get extra xxx’s on the end sugar tits ‘cause you’re like my number 4!
don’t ever say I don’t make you feel special
Number 4?!
When did I move up the list?
On 10 June when you posted that pic
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey I’d appreciate it if you refrained from sharing my messages to you on a public forum
I KNEW you copy pasted those messages!
That’s not fair!! You get extra xxx’s on the end sugar tits ‘cause you’re like my number 4!
don’t ever say I don’t make you feel special
Number 4?!
When did I move up the list?
On 10 June when you posted that pic
Oh now.... that's a hell of a smooth answer
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey I’d appreciate it if you refrained from sharing my messages to you on a public forum
I KNEW you copy pasted those messages!
That’s not fair!! You get extra xxx’s on the end sugar tits ‘cause you’re like my number 4!
don’t ever say I don’t make you feel special
Number 4?!
When did I move up the list?
On 10 June when you posted that pic
Oh now.... that's a hell of a smooth answer
This isn’t my first day in the office
In the office, you say.
Do you have a desk? "I do indeed.....It’s a posh standing number. Great for ‘agile working’ | |||
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey I’d appreciate it if you refrained from sharing my messages to you on a public forum
I KNEW you copy pasted those messages!
That’s not fair!! You get extra xxx’s on the end sugar tits ‘cause you’re like my number 4!
don’t ever say I don’t make you feel special
Number 4?!
When did I move up the list?
On 10 June when you posted that pic
Oh now.... that's a hell of a smooth answer
This isn’t my first day in the office
In the office, you say.
Do you have a desk?
I do indeed.....It’s a posh standing number. Great for ‘agile working’ "Bit high for bending over though I'd imagine. | |||
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey I’d appreciate it if you refrained from sharing my messages to you on a public forum
I KNEW you copy pasted those messages!
That’s not fair!! You get extra xxx’s on the end sugar tits ‘cause you’re like my number 4!
don’t ever say I don’t make you feel special
Number 4?!
When did I move up the list?
On 10 June when you posted that pic
Oh now.... that's a hell of a smooth answer
This isn’t my first day in the office
In the office, you say.
Do you have a desk?
I do indeed.....It’s a posh standing number. Great for ‘agile working’
Bit high for bending over though I'd imagine."But enough space to kneel under | |||
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey I’d appreciate it if you refrained from sharing my messages to you on a public forum
I KNEW you copy pasted those messages!
That’s not fair!! You get extra xxx’s on the end sugar tits ‘cause you’re like my number 4!
don’t ever say I don’t make you feel special
Number 4?!
When did I move up the list?
On 10 June when you posted that pic
Oh now.... that's a hell of a smooth answer
This isn’t my first day in the office
In the office, you say.
Do you have a desk?
I do indeed.....It’s a posh standing number. Great for ‘agile working’
Bit high for bending over though I'd imagine.
But enough space to kneel under "Good point..... I like this plan | |||
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey I’d appreciate it if you refrained from sharing my messages to you on a public forum
I KNEW you copy pasted those messages!
That’s not fair!! You get extra xxx’s on the end sugar tits ‘cause you’re like my number 4!
don’t ever say I don’t make you feel special
Number 4?!
When did I move up the list?
On 10 June when you posted that pic
Oh now.... that's a hell of a smooth answer
This isn’t my first day in the office
In the office, you say.
Do you have a desk?
I do indeed.....It’s a posh standing number. Great for ‘agile working’
Bit high for bending over though I'd imagine.
But enough space to kneel under
Good point..... I like this plan "Sighs….. I see I’m down to number 5 now  | |||
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey I’d appreciate it if you refrained from sharing my messages to you on a public forum
I KNEW you copy pasted those messages!
That’s not fair!! You get extra xxx’s on the end sugar tits ‘cause you’re like my number 4!
don’t ever say I don’t make you feel special
Number 4?!
When did I move up the list?
On 10 June when you posted that pic
Oh now.... that's a hell of a smooth answer
This isn’t my first day in the office
In the office, you say.
Do you have a desk?
I do indeed.....It’s a posh standing number. Great for ‘agile working’
Bit high for bending over though I'd imagine.
But enough space to kneel under
Good point..... I like this plan
Sighs….. I see I’m down to number 5 now "These slots are highly coveted | |||
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey " Oh dear God. I daren't. I'm still reading the sausage delivery messages | |||
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"Long relaxing baby oil massage? "Plenty of Clarins body oil here, could you work with that? X | |||
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"RED! You may take it down now. The status, obviously. And see if there is a gem in there." Oh it's gone! I need a round of applause for that xx | |||
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey Oh dear God. I daren't. I'm still reading the sausage delivery messages "Any quality sausages to be found | |||
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"Cold glass of wine and a box of choccys. "No wine for me, Chunky, just the chocolates. Thanks | |||
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey Oh dear God. I daren't. I'm still reading the sausage delivery messages
Any quality sausages to be found "I can't bring myself to look at the photos Annabelle x | |||
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"Get out in the sunshine while you can." It's not even sunny up here. Bloody typical! Xx | |||
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"Cold glass of wine and a box of choccys.
No wine for me, Chunky, just the chocolates. Thanks "A nice cold OJ & lemonade then. | |||
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey Oh dear God. I daren't. I'm still reading the sausage delivery messages
Any quality sausages to be found
I can't bring myself to look at the photos Annabelle x"Aww bless you..xx I can imagine that would be a lot to digest | |||
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"RED! You may take it down now. The status, obviously. And see if there is a gem in there. Oh it's gone! I need a round of applause for that xx" You shall have one! Xxx | |||
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"Cold glass of wine and a box of choccys.
No wine for me, Chunky, just the chocolates. Thanks
A nice cold OJ & lemonade then. "Perfect | |||
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"Cold glass of wine and a box of choccys.
No wine for me, Chunky, just the chocolates. Thanks
A nice cold OJ & lemonade then.
Perfect "Yes i am. The drink is rather nice too. | |||
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey I’d appreciate it if you refrained from sharing my messages to you on a public forum
I KNEW you copy pasted those messages!
That’s not fair!! You get extra xxx’s on the end sugar tits ‘cause you’re like my number 4!
don’t ever say I don’t make you feel special
Number 4?!
When did I move up the list?
On 10 June when you posted that pic
Oh now.... that's a hell of a smooth answer
This isn’t my first day in the office
In the office, you say.
Do you have a desk?
I do indeed.....It’s a posh standing number. Great for ‘agile working’
Bit high for bending over though I'd imagine.
But enough space to kneel under
Good point..... I like this plan
Sighs….. I see I’m down to number 5 now
These slots are highly coveted "I feel like I’m waiting for someone to die…. Well four people tbh | |||
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey I’d appreciate it if you refrained from sharing my messages to you on a public forum
I KNEW you copy pasted those messages!
That’s not fair!! You get extra xxx’s on the end sugar tits ‘cause you’re like my number 4!
don’t ever say I don’t make you feel special
Number 4?!
When did I move up the list?
On 10 June when you posted that pic
Oh now.... that's a hell of a smooth answer
This isn’t my first day in the office
In the office, you say.
Do you have a desk?
I do indeed.....It’s a posh standing number. Great for ‘agile working’
Bit high for bending over though I'd imagine.
But enough space to kneel under
Good point..... I like this plan
Sighs….. I see I’m down to number 5 now
These slots are highly coveted
I feel like I’m waiting for someone to die…. Well four people tbh "I'm not planning to die..... but I'm bound to do something stupid that drops me a few places! | |||
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey I’d appreciate it if you refrained from sharing my messages to you on a public forum
I KNEW you copy pasted those messages!
That’s not fair!! You get extra xxx’s on the end sugar tits ‘cause you’re like my number 4!
don’t ever say I don’t make you feel special
Number 4?!
When did I move up the list?
On 10 June when you posted that pic
Oh now.... that's a hell of a smooth answer
This isn’t my first day in the office
In the office, you say.
Do you have a desk?
I do indeed.....It’s a posh standing number. Great for ‘agile working’
Bit high for bending over though I'd imagine.
But enough space to kneel under
Good point..... I like this plan
Sighs….. I see I’m down to number 5 now
These slots are highly coveted
I feel like I’m waiting for someone to die…. Well four people tbh
I'm not planning to die..... but I'm bound to do something stupid that drops me a few places!"Ladies ladies!! There is enough of the Gatekeeper everyone to feel the love (when it’s there turn) | |||
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"Cold glass of wine and a box of choccys.
No wine for me, Chunky, just the chocolates. Thanks
A nice cold OJ & lemonade then.
Perfect
Yes i am.
The drink is rather nice too. "You are, Chunky. You really are | |||
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"Yeah, sure! I'd rub you down with chip fat if you wanted....? I'm not a trained masseuse but I'll give it a bloody good go.... The full Mr Miyagi VIP treatment - wax on wax off! White Crane-o. I'd have to chuck you in the shower 1st, and have to use it sparingly... Really does it cost that much for a 100ml bottle? "A little goes a long way, Roo. Unlike me,I'm a lot that goes a little way x | |||
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"Stay in bed. Download a cock pic from the net Send it to lots of people asking 1 of the following: Meet now? Phone sex? Could you handle this? I’m wanking over your pics. Wow Hi Hey I’d appreciate it if you refrained from sharing my messages to you on a public forum
I KNEW you copy pasted those messages!
That’s not fair!! You get extra xxx’s on the end sugar tits ‘cause you’re like my number 4!
don’t ever say I don’t make you feel special
Number 4?!
When did I move up the list?
On 10 June when you posted that pic
Oh now.... that's a hell of a smooth answer
This isn’t my first day in the office
In the office, you say.
Do you have a desk?
I do indeed.....It’s a posh standing number. Great for ‘agile working’
Bit high for bending over though I'd imagine.
But enough space to kneel under
Good point..... I like this plan
Sighs….. I see I’m down to number 5 now
These slots are highly coveted
I feel like I’m waiting for someone to die…. Well four people tbh
I'm not planning to die..... but I'm bound to do something stupid that drops me a few places!
Ladies ladies!! There is enough of the Gatekeeper everyone to feel the love (when it’s there turn) "I’ve been waiting a fair few years already though. | |||
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