FabSwingers.com forum: You see someone on the street and you’re 100% sure you saw that person on Fab...what will you do?

By *rueone71 OP Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

I’m sure this thread is been done..or may be not..lol.

Let’s see

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Nowt

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I do nothing because I don't mix Fab and not Fab.

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester

Ignore them. They deserve a private life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m sure this thread is been done..or may be not..lol.

Let’s see

I wouldn’t do a thing...

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

Keep.walking - why would recognising someone from here mean I would do anything else?

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

Nothing, discretion is key to this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd do nothing...not unless they approached me... & If I found them attractive then I may say don't I recognise you from sonewhere (wink wink)

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds

Just leave them be, but I once did notice someone who was serving in a shop, when I paid I said “fab day isn’t it” she didn’t click an hour later I messaged her and we started chatting, and we’ve meet up a few times since - even had a bj in the shop from her when it was quite

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd think to myself "they look familiar" and that's that

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I’d flash my pampas grass & pineapple door

Knocker t-shirt and I’m pretty sure it would end in hot sex pretty much straight away…. Or maybe just smile if I caught their eye and say morning or afternoon and walk right past. Because fab world and the real world are different places.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at a recent `normal` party and 1 guy was over using the word fab when he was chatting to me...so much so I began to feel a little paranoid...even his friend was telling him to stop...

So I defo thought I'm recognised from fab

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Probably trip over something as I'd be looking at them instead of where I was going..

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore them. If you’d been on a meet with them, now that would be awkward.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

I'd just keep walking & carry on with my day.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X""

I've had those messages

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

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By *rueone71 OP Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

I agree to all the above...privacy is paramount although maybe a little hint MAYBE could lead to. If not.. live and let live

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I accidentally hit a man with my trolley in Tesco once

he definitely was on here I apologised and walked on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uh...uh....! Feck all!!

What's that saying about 'Band Camp'????!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd just keep walking & carry on with my day. "

This

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By *aughtynewcastlexxxMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Discretion is key. That and knowing my luck, it would be a case of mistaken identity. Imagine that conversation

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

We have seen people from fab in the street and we do nothing. Unless we have previously met (then it's a hello) wouldn't dream of intruding into their day to day.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I've never recognized anyone from here but have been recognized by a fair few! Some said hi candy but most just message on here to say that saw me ! Usually on my bike Or do u work such and such! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing……. Discretion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing keep walking everyone deserves they privacy fab and normal life are two different things

If I had meet him her or them couple then a nod and wink in passing

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Absolutely nothing, although last time I was on here, I did have someone message me after being in the co-op.

The couple that were stood behind me in the que, caught a glimps of my phone.

It was a very nice message though

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Nothing because if I saw them here and we didn't connect or never chatted but if we had then probably wave and still respect them away from the site in my time I have bumped into in past but we all got on great whether social or chatting over the phone as human beings nothing sexual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile to myself and keep walking. I'd hate to be approached.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. I value my privacy and would assume they do too.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

If I'm alone and they're female then I don't mind them saying something like "do you fab" or something along those lines but not if there's people nearby. I wouldn't approach anyone myself though as wouldn't want them to feel uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d carry on walking as I don’t mix fab and my normal life together but I have had a guy stalker before falling me home from spotting me whilst I was on a walk with my dogs.

So please whoever is reading this don’t follow or even walk up to the person because it’ll make them feel uncomfortable with or without family.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I'm alone and they're female then I don't mind them saying something like "do you fab" or something along those lines but not if there's people nearby. I wouldn't approach anyone myself though as wouldn't want them to feel uncomfortable "

You can approach me thunderpants, with zero telling off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even if I was 100% sure because I'd met them previously I would perhaps have a little smile to myself and carry on with my day.

I would never put anyone in that kind of situation. And I would hope that others would pay me the same respect. What happens on fab.. stays on fab

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

Nothing at all, it's their business. Unless we know them as friends on the scene. Even then we are careful as you never know who they are out with.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

You can approach me thunderpants, with zero telling off."

Why thank you

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist."

Well now you have to say it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its Posh I'm going to scream - it's me, Rose.. why are you heading opposite way so fast..

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"If its Posh I'm going to scream - it's me, Rose.. why are you heading opposite way so fast..

To be fair..... if it's you Rose I'll be running to buy the drinks!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If its Posh I'm going to scream - it's me, Rose.. why are you heading opposite way so fast..

To be fair..... if it's you Rose I'll be running to buy the drinks!"

There is only one rule. No Prosecco.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"If its Posh I'm going to scream - it's me, Rose.. why are you heading opposite way so fast..

To be fair..... if it's you Rose I'll be running to buy the drinks!

There is only one rule. No Prosecco.

I don't have that kind of cash

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)"

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

You guess well.

I like you awakening the perv.... the rest of the forum may not thank you for it though

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

You guess well.

I like you awakening the perv.... the rest of the forum may not thank you for it though

They're all pervs anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

You guess well.

I like you awakening the perv.... the rest of the forum may not thank you for it though

They're all pervs anyway

100% true

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

You guess well.

I like you awakening the perv.... the rest of the forum may not thank you for it though

They're all pervs anyway

100% true

Pervy and proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

You guess well.

I like you awakening the perv.... the rest of the forum may not thank you for it though

They're all pervs anyway

100% true

Pervy and proud

Well.in that case..... I'm not going to worry about it

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Respect their privacy.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

You guess well.

I like you awakening the perv.... the rest of the forum may not thank you for it though

They're all pervs anyway

100% true

Pervy and proud

Well.in that case..... I'm not going to worry about it

You're on fab, I don't think it will be frowned upon

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

This actually happened to me a few yrs ago. I was walking through the Trafford Centre with my then young daughter. Some prat who I've no idea was and definitely never met started shouting hey your bladey on fab aren't you. If I'd not had my daughter with me I'd have smacked the knob. Please if this does ever happen keep walking....

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

See YouTube clip below. Exactly like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKybDdGHZHE

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

You guess well.

I like you awakening the perv.... the rest of the forum may not thank you for it though

They're all pervs anyway

100% true

Pervy and proud

Well.in that case..... I'm not going to worry about it

You're on fab, I don't think it will be frowned upon

Or if it is.... I might get a spanking

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

You guess well.

I like you awakening the perv.... the rest of the forum may not thank you for it though

They're all pervs anyway

100% true

Pervy and proud

Well.in that case..... I'm not going to worry about it

You're on fab, I don't think it will be frowned upon

Or if it is.... I might get a spanking

I think if they don't like someone being a perv they probably won't like giving spanks either

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

You guess well.

I like you awakening the perv.... the rest of the forum may not thank you for it though

They're all pervs anyway

100% true

Pervy and proud

Well.in that case..... I'm not going to worry about it

You're on fab, I don't think it will be frowned upon

Or if it is.... I might get a spanking

I think if they don't like someone being a perv they probably won't like giving spanks either

Well crap. That's no fun

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

You guess well.

I like you awakening the perv.... the rest of the forum may not thank you for it though

They're all pervs anyway

100% true

Pervy and proud

Well.in that case..... I'm not going to worry about it

You're on fab, I don't think it will be frowned upon

Or if it is.... I might get a spanking

I think if they don't like someone being a perv they probably won't like giving spanks either

Well crap. That's no fun

That's prudes for you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

You guess well.

I like you awakening the perv.... the rest of the forum may not thank you for it though

They're all pervs anyway

100% true

Pervy and proud

Well.in that case..... I'm not going to worry about it

You're on fab, I don't think it will be frowned upon

Or if it is.... I might get a spanking

I think if they don't like someone being a perv they probably won't like giving spanks either

Well crap. That's no fun

That's prudes for you

So I need to find somewhere less prudish than fab?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

You guess well.

I like you awakening the perv.... the rest of the forum may not thank you for it though

They're all pervs anyway

100% true

Pervy and proud

Well.in that case..... I'm not going to worry about it

You're on fab, I don't think it will be frowned upon

Or if it is.... I might get a spanking

I think if they don't like someone being a perv they probably won't like giving spanks either

Well crap. That's no fun

That's prudes for you

So I need to find somewhere less prudish than fab?

Yes I'm afraid so

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

You guess well.

I like you awakening the perv.... the rest of the forum may not thank you for it though

They're all pervs anyway

100% true

Pervy and proud

Well.in that case..... I'm not going to worry about it

You're on fab, I don't think it will be frowned upon

Or if it is.... I might get a spanking

I think if they don't like someone being a perv they probably won't like giving spanks either

Well crap. That's no fun

That's prudes for you

So I need to find somewhere less prudish than fab?

Yes I'm afraid so

Jeez. Where is this mystical place?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

You guess well.

I like you awakening the perv.... the rest of the forum may not thank you for it though

They're all pervs anyway

100% true

Pervy and proud

Well.in that case..... I'm not going to worry about it

You're on fab, I don't think it will be frowned upon

Or if it is.... I might get a spanking

I think if they don't like someone being a perv they probably won't like giving spanks either

Well crap. That's no fun

That's prudes for you

So I need to find somewhere less prudish than fab?

Yes I'm afraid so

Jeez. Where is this mystical place?

Probably heaven

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

You guess well.

I like you awakening the perv.... the rest of the forum may not thank you for it though

They're all pervs anyway

100% true

Pervy and proud

Well.in that case..... I'm not going to worry about it

You're on fab, I don't think it will be frowned upon

Or if it is.... I might get a spanking

I think if they don't like someone being a perv they probably won't like giving spanks either

Well crap. That's no fun

That's prudes for you

So I need to find somewhere less prudish than fab?

Yes I'm afraid so

Jeez. Where is this mystical place?

Probably heaven

Come with me

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

You guess well.

I like you awakening the perv.... the rest of the forum may not thank you for it though

They're all pervs anyway

100% true

Pervy and proud

Well.in that case..... I'm not going to worry about it

You're on fab, I don't think it will be frowned upon

Or if it is.... I might get a spanking

I think if they don't like someone being a perv they probably won't like giving spanks either

Well crap. That's no fun

That's prudes for you

So I need to find somewhere less prudish than fab?

Yes I'm afraid so

Jeez. Where is this mystical place?

Probably heaven

Come with me

I'm going to hell probably where I will have to just watch other people having fun

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

You guess well.

I like you awakening the perv.... the rest of the forum may not thank you for it though

They're all pervs anyway

100% true

Pervy and proud

Well.in that case..... I'm not going to worry about it

You're on fab, I don't think it will be frowned upon

Or if it is.... I might get a spanking

I think if they don't like someone being a perv they probably won't like giving spanks either

Well crap. That's no fun

That's prudes for you

So I need to find somewhere less prudish than fab?

Yes I'm afraid so

Jeez. Where is this mystical place?

Probably heaven

Come with me

I'm going to hell probably where I will have to just watch other people having fun

Pervert

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

You guess well.

I like you awakening the perv.... the rest of the forum may not thank you for it though

They're all pervs anyway

100% true

Pervy and proud

Well.in that case..... I'm not going to worry about it

You're on fab, I don't think it will be frowned upon

Or if it is.... I might get a spanking

I think if they don't like someone being a perv they probably won't like giving spanks either

Well crap. That's no fun

That's prudes for you

So I need to find somewhere less prudish than fab?

Yes I'm afraid so

Jeez. Where is this mystical place?

Probably heaven

Come with me

I'm going to hell probably where I will have to just watch other people having fun

Pervert

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By *rueone71 OP Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

Just here with the popcorns

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just here with the popcorns

Sorry OP. It's that Piscean_dream dude. He derailed. Couldn't have been me cos I'm pure

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By *rueone71 OP Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

"Just here with the popcorns

Sorry OP. It's that Piscean_dream dude. He derailed. Couldn't have been me cos I'm pure

No please carry on..good giggle

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Just here with the popcorns

Sorry OP. It's that Piscean_dream dude. He derailed. Couldn't have been me cos I'm pure

No please carry on..good giggle

I did just think I should apologise and I blame that posh girl, you got to keep an eye on her

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just here with the popcorns

Sorry OP. It's that Piscean_dream dude. He derailed. Couldn't have been me cos I'm pure

No please carry on..good giggle

I did just think I should apologise and I blame that posh girl, you got to keep an eye on her

How is it my fault?!

Hand is better than an eye though.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Just here with the popcorns

Sorry OP. It's that Piscean_dream dude. He derailed. Couldn't have been me cos I'm pure

No please carry on..good giggle

I did just think I should apologise and I blame that posh girl, you got to keep an eye on her

How is it my fault?!

Hand is better than an eye though."

Hey you started talking about my bum

Op can decide who's to blame, sorry buddy

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By *rueone71 OP Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

"Just here with the popcorns

Sorry OP. It's that Piscean_dream dude. He derailed. Couldn't have been me cos I'm pure

No please carry on..good giggle

I did just think I should apologise and I blame that posh girl, you got to keep an eye on her

How is it my fault?!

Hand is better than an eye though."

Now this is turning like in the headmaster office

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just here with the popcorns

Sorry OP. It's that Piscean_dream dude. He derailed. Couldn't have been me cos I'm pure

No please carry on..good giggle

I did just think I should apologise and I blame that posh girl, you got to keep an eye on her

How is it my fault?!

Hand is better than an eye though.

Hey you started talking about my bum

Op can decide who's to blame, sorry buddy

Well if you didn't have such a delightful posterior we wouldn't have had this issue!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Just here with the popcorns

Sorry OP. It's that Piscean_dream dude. He derailed. Couldn't have been me cos I'm pure

No please carry on..good giggle

I did just think I should apologise and I blame that posh girl, you got to keep an eye on her

How is it my fault?!

Hand is better than an eye though.

Now this is turning like in the headmaster office

I think you should cane her

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Just here with the popcorns

Sorry OP. It's that Piscean_dream dude. He derailed. Couldn't have been me cos I'm pure

No please carry on..good giggle

I did just think I should apologise and I blame that posh girl, you got to keep an eye on her

How is it my fault?!

Hand is better than an eye though.

Hey you started talking about my bum

Op can decide who's to blame, sorry buddy

Well if you didn't have such a delightful posterior we wouldn't have had this issue!"

Look you can't blame this on nature

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just here with the popcorns

Sorry OP. It's that Piscean_dream dude. He derailed. Couldn't have been me cos I'm pure

No please carry on..good giggle

I did just think I should apologise and I blame that posh girl, you got to keep an eye on her

How is it my fault?!

Hand is better than an eye though.

Hey you started talking about my bum

Op can decide who's to blame, sorry buddy

Well if you didn't have such a delightful posterior we wouldn't have had this issue!

Look you can't blame this on nature

I'm sure I can..... somehow

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just here with the popcorns

Sorry OP. It's that Piscean_dream dude. He derailed. Couldn't have been me cos I'm pure

No please carry on..good giggle

I did just think I should apologise and I blame that posh girl, you got to keep an eye on her

How is it my fault?!

Hand is better than an eye though.

Now this is turning like in the headmaster office

I think you should cane her

I was about to say that

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

I would smile politely and keep walking. I doubt they would recognise me from my pics.

When I was last back in the UK a guy from here and I had been flirting. He told me he would recognise me immediately if he saw me. He told me where he worked (a pub) and told me to swing by unannouced some time.

I did and gave him my sexiest smile. Turns out he couldn't recognise me

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Ohh hello OP

Dunno if I ever been on any of your threads before but back to the topic..... I'm so slow I don't think I would recognise them loool

If it's someone I've spoken to in messages and we get along really whether it's attraction or purely friendship I wouldn't mind them saying something subtly but that's if I'm out alone and same as them. It's just common sense to me that there would be no need to be obvious.

That's my approach to the topic

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By *uper SaiyanMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I would look at them intently and think what an interesting dogging spot

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"I would look at them intently and think what an interesting dogging spot"

Loooooool xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely nothing. I would be mortified if someone approached me.

I’ve had messages before asking if it’s me and that was fine

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"I'd walk on by.

And if history is anything to go by, get a message a while later saying "I saw you in/at X"

I've had those messages

Were they from disembodied peni and silhouettes and used your name?

That was a fun Tuesday lol

No they were from genuine looking profiles with photos luckily

You're so lucky. Locals here seem to only fab with peni and silhouettes. Ooh. I lie. There was one bum

Yeah a bum is always helpful

I'm going to resist making a pervy comment about your bum.

I may explode from holding it but I'll resist.

Well now you have to say it

Nope. I'm being sweet and innocent again

Boring

Oh sweetie. When have you ever known me to be boring?

You aren't making a pervy comment, you dangled it and took it away

Fine.

I find your bum very helpful. On many occasions it has aided me. Oofftt

I don't see how it would but I'm glad it has been useful to you

That's because you're all sweet and innocent. And it's not just your bum that is useful *sighs*

(You awoke the sleeping pervert. This is your fault)

My bum only has 3 uses, grabbing, cushioning while seated and getting rid of waste so I'm guessing you want to grab it

Yes damn right I'm sweet and innocent, butter wouldn't melt you know

I like awakening the perv

You guess well.

I like you awakening the perv.... the rest of the forum may not thank you for it though

They're all pervs anyway

Speak for yourself!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snap edk056

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has happened numerous times, best option is just smile but otherwise ignore (based on experience and common sense).

Why would you ever make others feel uncomfortable or single them out?

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Mind my own business, keep walking and think to myself, I've seen yer boaby/titties on fab

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

I’d love to be recognised! Come over, say hi. Or use a special word like “wibble” so we both know!!!

Unless I’m with my kids, then please stay away!!! Unless you’re Lexi, TinderGirl, Quacksplat, or Busty Belle then you can approach whenever you want haha

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

I'd inwardly smile and walk past silently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile and carry on

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Buy some marker pens and a large sheet of paper and make a banner saying, “ hey you, you in the blue top, aren’t you on the notorious website, Fabswingers?” As I’m shy and wouldn’t approach them in person.

PS not really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would smile and keep on walking

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Nothing at all, probably wouldn't even make eye contact.

Also wouldn't expect anyone to speak to us.

There's a reason this site is private.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. It's called discretion.

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By *ee And MikeCouple
over a year ago

Cannock

We have had the odd guy message us on here to say he’s seen the wife out and about but would not expect anyone to saying anything face to face, that would be unprofessional !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be respectful and mind my business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably spend the next 4 hours trying to figure out where I know them from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't do a thing unless I knew them personally.

People's privacy is far more important than my excitement over seeing someone j might know.

Blurting out a fab recognition could end relationship

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Run up to them shouting “IVE SEEN YOUR TITS!!”, even if it’s a guy

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I'd think to myself "they look familiar" and that's that "

Yeh,this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep walking

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Think 'huh, is it? Nahhh, maybe' and carry on about the day.

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Ignore them, Fab is Fab, street is street,

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Nothing. Why would I? I wouldn't want to be approached in real life. Not cool.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Nothing. I would probably wonder where I recognised them from.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Run up to them shouting “IVE SEEN YOUR TITS!!”, even if it’s a guy"

If you ever see me in the street..... please do that.

(This is not a request for anyone except _ea monkey)

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By *amesy6918Man
over a year ago

newry

Would just think fair play and keep walking!!

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Nothing, I keep this and my personal life completely separate. Unless I have already met them from here of course

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Pull out my cock & TV remote I carry around for such occasions haha place them side to side to confirm 'yes my cock really is as big as in fab pictures'

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

If they recognised me, I’d be dressed and out, so no issues at all if they came up and said ‘Hi’. Admittedly if you recognised me not dressed as Steph, I’d be surprised.

However as others have said I wouldn’t actually approach anyone from here, this is a private place not a public one.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Run up to them shouting “IVE SEEN YOUR TITS!!”, even if it’s a guy

If you ever see me in the street..... please do that.

(This is not a request for anyone except _ea monkey)"

Not even me?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Honestly I'd just keep walking, I get random messages now and again saying were you in so and so, think it's the hair colour they spot and think it's me as nine times out of ten I'm ten miles down the road at work

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Keeeeep walking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely nothing and if someone approached me saying they’ve seen me on fab I’d tell them to fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come up to them in the most creepy, give them a hug and tell them I've been wanking to their pics every dusk and dawn!

Also could I have an autograph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely let them be. This has happened to us before as we had spoken to someone who was very local to us. It would be hugely unfair to out someone like that.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Absolutely nothing and if someone approached me saying they’ve seen me on fab I’d tell them to fuck off. "

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Run up to them shouting “IVE SEEN YOUR TITS!!”, even if it’s a guy

If you ever see me in the street..... please do that.

(This is not a request for anyone except _ea monkey)

Not even me?"

Ok. You can too.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Leave them to it,

I don't know many that would appreciate being approached in the real world, just because someone has seen them on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely nothing and if someone approached me saying they’ve seen me on fab I’d tell them to fuck off.

I wouldn’t if it was you though

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Absolutely nothing and if someone approached me saying they’ve seen me on fab I’d tell them to fuck off.

I wouldn’t if it was you though

Awww xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would hide...

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"I’m sure this thread is been done..or may be not..lol.

Let’s see

"
nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd do nothing.

If it was however a beautiful couple, a gorgeous lady or an hunky bloke you wouldn't mind them messaging you…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I carry a loud hailer about with me for this very reason, or failing that I'd hijack the tannoy system if we were in a shopping mall. Once the restraining order was lifted I'm sure we'd have a right good chuckle about how we met...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly I'd just keep walking, I get random messages now and again saying were you in so and so, think it's the hair colour they spot and think it's me as nine times out of ten I'm ten miles down the road at work

Same! It's rarely me though... Unless I was spotted in the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk on by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also if you do ever spot someone you recognise don’t think message them saying I just saw you in such and such place and have absolutely no pictures on your profile to identify who you are. If you HAVE TO send a message attach a face picture of yourself so you’re both on equal ground.

Something unnerving about someone saying they’ve seen you but give no disclosure to who they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk on by, key word is discretion.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Also if you do ever spot someone you recognise don’t think message them saying I just saw you in such and such place and have absolutely no pictures on your profile to identify who you are. If you HAVE TO send a message attach a face picture of yourself so you’re both on equal ground.

Something unnerving about someone saying they’ve seen you but give no disclosure to who they are. "

This!!!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Something unnerving about someone saying they’ve seen you but give no disclosure to who they are. "

What if we’d wished that we’d seen you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had this once, a guy in here saw me in the street, he messaged me to say have seen you, he worked for Virgin (still does) I was like ok fair enough he had pictures I was like sorry your not my type, a few days later they were still in area trying to get people to sign up but door knocking so he knocks on my door and his other colleagues were knocking on other doors on same street. Realises who I am then trys to start taking about fab and how sexy I am I. I said to him that my son (who was 12 at the time) was only in the kitchen and it was appropriate. He went on his way only to show his face a bout 5 weeks ago and trys again, said he had left fab, a few days later I get a message on here from him I told him if he didn't leave me alone I would report him for in appropriate behaviour and also to the police. Hopefully he has got the message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something unnerving about someone saying they’ve seen you but give no disclosure to who they are. "

I had this happen to me once and it was really creepy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keep walking discreet is nice

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By *rueone71 OP Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

I noticed late in the night the replies are naughtier. We all know that Fab and every day life is better not to be mixed. But at night perhaps we wish we were a little bit more dare..tell me if I’m wrong..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep on runnin', keep on hidin'

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