FabSwingers.com forum: Pelaton advert

By *lder fun OP Couple
over a year ago

tottenham

It really gets on my tits,I want to smack the woman on it,

I feel better for that,

Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you can change the channel, right?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I keep thinking I might invest … my friend has and uses Peleton and loves it

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"It really gets on my tits,I want to smack the woman on it,

I feel better for that,

Rant over"

Yes it really annoys me too, haha!!

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By *lder fun OP Couple
over a year ago

tottenham

Smug bitch

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Blimey that's a bit harsh!

I like the cat

He's got his own little bike going on in the corner, just out of shot

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not a fan, but there's a lot worse out there

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Prefer it to the Dormeo adds, or that woman with the really annoying voice on the Omaze add "and the car"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo..... ive got pelaton. .. paid bloody loads... and I'm still a fat basket!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cousin has one and she thinks it great

I like the advert

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Noooo..... ive got pelaton. .. paid bloody loads... and I'm still a fat basket!!

You are not!

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I can guarantee that she didn't get that body just from riding an exercise bike.

Like when you see these models in adverts going into transports of bliss after eating some chocolate. They probably sick it up between takes!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

That new pizza one 4 guys

Yodelling

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It really gets on my tits,I want to smack the woman on it,

I feel better for that,

Rant over"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That new pizza one 4 guys

Yodelling

No"

No no ooh hooo

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"That new pizza one 4 guys

Yodelling

No no ooh hooo"

That 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have loose floorboards, if I got that, it would sound like an elephant doing ballet

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Far cheaper to just buy a push bike and get out in the fresh air putting some miles on!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I like the spoof one where the guy hosting the session name checks Everyone then goes to Tam in Scotland and tells him his balls are hanging out!

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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I don't mind it, but the instructors never look like they're sweating.

Maybe they have the same thing as Prince Andrew

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘You can do this!’ - fuck off!

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

I find that stupid woman on the Purple Bricks adverts with different sports people to be really annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a TV but see some of these ads on YouTube.

I'm sure a catchy tune is brainwashing so you remember the product

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Perf with surf' cannot stand dani dyer at the best of times but christ that advert seals it for me

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By *orkshire_roses999Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

"Noooo..... ive got pelaton. .. paid bloody loads... and I'm still a fat basket!!

No your not lol….as a side point your profile made me smile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Perf with surf' cannot stand dani dyer at the best of times but christ that advert seals it for me

Just had to search for that advert.

I wish I hadn't.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Why pay all that money for a bike that doesn’t go anywhere

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"It really gets on my tits,I want to smack the woman on it,

I feel better for that,

Rant over"

That whole approach to fitness does my head in, someone with a headset roaring at you, they only use a handful of phrases, topped off with “you’re smashing it”

... 5 6 7 8

In 3, in 2, in 1

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By *oGDomMan
over a year ago

Barry

Peloton is simply an expensive, elitist fad. The only thing worse than forking out a kidneys-worth of cash on a tv/frame/peddle combo is having to endure the dreadful advert. "You got this peloton, let's go Peloton - bring that thunder".

*puke*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate her classes I cannot stand that London accent where it’s all fakeness. It’s like they don’t know how to speak to people so put on all this fake speech.

I hate some of the American accent but they are a lot better, it’s all very cheesy but they sound at least a little sincere.

I live my peloton though, it’s great just to get some exercise in

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

What’s a Peloton?

Advertising fail in the case. Sounds like Plotonium.

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

"I keep thinking I might invest … my friend has and uses Peleton and loves it "

Invest is the wrong word!! ... the bike is £2500 then you have subscribe at £40 per month ..... you gotta be serious about using it to get your money’s worth!

R xx

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By *ojobinksMan
over a year ago

swindon

"'Perf with surf' cannot stand dani dyer at the best of times but christ that advert seals it for me

I completely agree with this one so annoying she will do anything for money

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By *ojobinksMan
over a year ago

swindon

"I keep thinking I might invest … my friend has and uses Peleton and loves it

Invest is the wrong word!! ... the bike is £2500 then you have subscribe at £40 per month ..... you gotta be serious about using it to get your money’s worth!

R xx"

Yeah 40 a month for them to tell you to try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well over a grand for the bike...Then the monthly subscription for someone to tell you how to peddle the bloody thing?!? People are bonkers...

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I'm so glad I no longer watch regular TV, as I have no idea what anyone is on about.

They all sound bloody awful!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Peloton is simply an expensive, elitist fad. The only thing worse than forking out a kidneys-worth of cash on a tv/frame/peddle combo is having to endure the dreadful advert. "You got this peloton, let's go Peloton - bring that thunder".

*puke*"

How is it elitist?

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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I guess it's slightly elitist in that the founder has said that the only reason he charges so much for them is because it makes them feel more sought after to customers. They're making a killing tho, so fair play to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

arent they being sued atm by people getting hurt on them, anyway whats wrong with a normal exersise bike???

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By *oGDomMan
over a year ago

Barry

*puke*

How is it elitist?

Because of the exorbitant cost involved. It's a plaything for someone with a large amount of disposable wealth, which is by its very nature, elitist. Peloton itself has become a byword that conjures up images of people leaping onto a trend for the status it affords, like the much maligned Crossfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you join a gym and go to spin class it's exactly the same just with the annoying instructor live in the room.

I'd never spend £2.5k on a clothes horse, just ride a real bike in the real world.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If you join a gym and go to spin class it's exactly the same just with the annoying instructor live in the room.

I'd never spend £2.5k on a clothes horse, just ride a real bike in the real world."

I can't even bear spin classes

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By *oGDomMan
over a year ago

Barry

If you join a gym and go to spin class it's exactly the same just with the annoying instructor live in the room.

I'd never spend £2.5k on a clothes horse, just ride a real bike in the real world."

Exactly!! But you can't brag about your clothes horse can you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s a Peloton?

Advertising fail in the case. Sounds like Plotonium. "

Peloton is actually the term used in cycle racing to describe a group of riders who are riding together as a team.

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

I just don't see as a business model and with all the overheads involved how it will be successful. Anyone know if they are actually making money?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will be raking it in during lockdown

When I worked in a gym, there were waiting lists for spin classes.

40 bikes with 6 classes a day.

There were members who just couldn't miss doing one or two a day.

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

"arent they being sued atm by people getting hurt on them, anyway whats wrong with a normal exersise bike???

There are issues with the Pton treadmill, the height of it off the floor at the back has caused some accidents apparently. Something about a kid being sucked under according to the news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"arent they being sued atm by people getting hurt on them, anyway whats wrong with a normal exersise bike???

There are issues with the Pton treadmill, the height of it off the floor at the back has caused some accidents apparently. Something about a kid being sucked under according to the news. "

To be fair to them, any treadmill or exercise kit should not be used with kids or pets in the room. They are dangerous.

But many people have no or little common sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see alot of hate for peleton, theyre bloody great. I bought one start of lockdown with gyms being shut and generally do spin once

sometimes twice a day. I still use it npw in the morning instead of doing spin at the gym

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I found that running away from Millwall fans after a football match was all the motivation & exercise I needed...!

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