FabSwingers.com forum: Freaky eyebrows

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

So….I woke up this morning and was rendered aghast to behold in the mirror that I had developed a freaky, extra long eyebrow follicle which was pointing directly upwards! I’m talking a good bloody inch long here which resulted in me looking like an evil wizard or possibly the late Denis Healey!

Folks: Please share all your wondrous eyebrow related stories here

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

It's an age thing

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

was it the same colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. They just seem to appear overnight. Ive noticed a couple of stray mutant eyebrow hairs over the past couple of years. I'm not a fan.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

The very first grey eyebrow hair suddenly appeared and I don't have soft, delicate downy hair, I have the twangy sort.

Nothing like a grey long hair on a face to shout out my age, I don't even have grey hair yet.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"It's an age thing "

I omitted to mention that my ears have also sprung forth a veritable follicular forest and that my scrotum is now hanging at my knee level to…

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

was it the same colour

It was kind of ginger in fact. Perhaps I am becoming posses by a Nordic deity?

Nah….I’m just getting old

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Yep. They just seem to appear overnight. Ive noticed a couple of stray mutant eyebrow hairs over the past couple of years. I'm not a fan."

They’re really thick to; Like a wasps legs

I’ll need some wire cutters on the buggers soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my 17 th birthday we had a party, and got so d*unk, the lads shaved one off while i was out of it, When i looked in the mirror next morning it took me a few minutes to work out what thebejesus was wrong with my face, That eyebrow still grows in kinda weird to this day

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"The very first grey eyebrow hair suddenly appeared and I don't have soft, delicate downy hair, I have the twangy sort.

Nothing like a grey long hair on a face to shout out my age, I don't even have grey hair yet."

I have grey in my beard but it’s actually rather cool as it’s only at the sides of my chin. If I grow a goatee it looks just like the late Roger Delgado’s, The Master from the Pertwee era of Dr Who. Cool!!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"On my 17 th birthday we had a party, and got so d*unk, the lads shaved one off while i was out of it, When i looked in the mirror next morning it took me a few minutes to work out what thebejesus was wrong with my face, That eyebrow still grows in kinda weird to this day

How long did it take to grow back?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few wiry eyebrow hairs for some years now. And a particularly long hair has now grown out of one ear (luckily my ear hair is fair so not noticeable).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep. They just seem to appear overnight. Ive noticed a couple of stray mutant eyebrow hairs over the past couple of years. I'm not a fan.

They’re really thick to; Like a wasps legs

I’ll need some wire cutters on the buggers soon

They come back in the same place too! I'm sure something happens when you hit 40 that makes these things start appearing.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I've had a few wiry eyebrow hairs for some years now. And a particularly long hair has now grown out of one ear (luckily my ear hair is fair so not noticeable)."

I still have no idea why nature designed us to grow extra nasal and indeed ear hair as we get older. I mean, surely it’s a design fault?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Yep. They just seem to appear overnight. Ive noticed a couple of stray mutant eyebrow hairs over the past couple of years. I'm not a fan.

They’re really thick to; Like a wasps legs

I’ll need some wire cutters on the buggers soon

They come back in the same place too! I'm sure something happens when you hit 40 that makes these things start appearing.

It’s all downhill from then on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My leftie looks permanently sarcastic. Whilst the right one is a nihilist.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I have none

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My leftie looks permanently sarcastic. Whilst the right one is a nihilist.

A sarcastic nihilist?

Do you really think I beleive in nothing, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My leftie looks permanently sarcastic. Whilst the right one is a nihilist.

A sarcastic nihilist?

Do you really think I beleive in nothing, eh?"

Twisted eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My leftie looks permanently sarcastic. Whilst the right one is a nihilist.

A sarcastic nihilist?

Do you really think I beleive in nothing, eh?

Twisted eh?

Can I call it Raskolnikov?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I used to have excellent eyebrows, according to a professional beauty therapist. Now I regularly have to attack them with tweezers for exactly the type of thing you are talking about, OP.

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