FabSwingers.com forum: You're tits are amazing

By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Post your favorite spelling fuck ups if you care to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, yes they are.

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Yes, yes they are."

No I meant.... oh never mind... thank you x

Does no one write 'you're cock' to you lol?

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Post your favorite spelling fuck ups if you care to...

Your tits are amazing, I love the way they hang their!

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Post your favorite spelling fuck ups if you care to...

Your tits are amazing, I love the way they hang their! "

Arghhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, yes they are.

No I meant.... oh never mind... thank you x

Does no one write 'you're cock' to you lol?

No one writes anything about my cock to me

(I tend not to notice spelling mistakes as my brain automatically re-writes them).

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Your tots are amazing

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Wear are they?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Lady's come show us you're tits.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

The misuse of apostrophes triggers me.

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Lady's come show us you're tits. "

Enjoy them x

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Your tots are amazing

Jelly tots?

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

My biggest spelling cock up was made back in the days when phones had letters for texting on the numbers keys. Abc was number 1, bcd was number 2, and so on. If however you had a choice of words from those letters, you kept pressing until you got the word that you wanted to us. I messaged my cousin asking about my AUNT only with A and C being on key number 1, my enquiry came through not about my AUNT, but about my CUNT, embarrassing to say the least.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Someone once sent me a message that was supposed to say

You are a tall handsome Adonis.

But the spelling mistakes were so bad, what it actually read as, was,

You are a short fat ugly git.

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"My biggest spelling cock up was made back in the days when phones had letters for texting on the numbers keys. Abc was number 1, bcd was number 2, and so on. If however you had a choice of words from those letters, you kept pressing until you got the word that you wanted to us. I messaged my cousin asking about my AUNT only with A and C being on key number 1, my enquiry came through not about my AUNT, but about my CUNT, embarrassing to say the least. "

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Someone once sent me a message that was supposed to say

You are a tall handsome Adonis.

But the spelling mistakes were so bad, what it actually read as, was,

You are a short fat ugly git. "

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Lady's come show us you're tits. "

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Post your favorite spelling fuck ups if you care to...

Your tits are amazing, I love the way they hang their!

Arghhhhh

I could ply with them fur ours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, yes they are.

No I meant.... oh never mind... thank you x

Does no one write 'you're cock' to you lol?

Dunno but I've had a few your a prick mate lol.

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Yes, yes they are.

No I meant.... oh never mind... thank you x

Does no one write 'you're cock' to you lol?

Dunno but I've had a few your a prick mate lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're pretty amazing to be fair OP!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Post your favorite spelling fuck ups if you care to...

I just came here to nominate TinderGirl’s tits after reading the title of the thread!!!

Now I’ve read the question, I won’t mention any names but instead tell you my biggest typo error.

I once told a woman I thought she had a fat hole

can’t even remember what I was trying to type but that’s what my phone sent to her. So whenever I see her, she mentions her fat hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on fab but on messenger once I replied that if I wasn’t in I would be walking on the field.

Somehow field autocorrected to foreskin - I kid you not.

I didn’t even realise until the next morning! Woman arrived to collect box of food for food bank - we had a laugh about it, I barely knew her, how embarrassing!

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Post your favorite spelling fuck ups if you care to...

I just came here to nominate TinderGirl’s tits after reading the title of the thread!!!

Now I’ve read the question, I won’t mention any names but instead tell you my biggest typo error.

I once told a woman I thought she had a fat hole

can’t even remember what I was trying to type but that’s what my phone sent to her. So whenever I see her, she mentions her fat hole

Haha, so not a fabs friend??

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Not on fab but on messenger once I replied that if I wasn’t in I would be walking on the field.

Somehow field autocorrected to foreskin - I kid you not.

I didn’t even realise until the next morning! Woman arrived to collect box of food for food bank - we had a laugh about it, I barely knew her, how embarrassing!"

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"They're pretty amazing to be fair OP!"

thank you x

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Post your favorite spelling fuck ups if you care to...

I just came here to nominate TinderGirl’s tits after reading the title of the thread!!!

Now I’ve read the question, I won’t mention any names but instead tell you my biggest typo error.

I once told a woman I thought she had a fat hole

can’t even remember what I was trying to type but that’s what my phone sent to her. So whenever I see her, she mentions her fat hole

Haha, so not a fabs friend??"

Yep, was a fab woman! She’s still active on here haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep trying to explain to my phone that I never mean;

Clock

Walk

Duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh please don’t get me started with this!

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Post your favorite spelling fuck ups if you care to...

I just came here to nominate TinderGirl’s tits after reading the title of the thread!!!

Now I’ve read the question, I won’t mention any names but instead tell you my biggest typo error.

I once told a woman I thought she had a fat hole

can’t even remember what I was trying to type but that’s what my phone sent to her. So whenever I see her, she mentions her fat hole

Haha, so not a fabs friend??

Yep, was a fab woman! She’s still active on here haha"

At least it wasn't a neighbour or a work colleague!!

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Oh please don’t get me started with this!

Come on, join in!!

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I keep trying to explain to my phone that I never mean;

Clock

Walk

Duck

So true, for ducks sake

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Post your favorite spelling fuck ups if you care to...

I just came here to nominate TinderGirl’s tits after reading the title of the thread!!!

Now I’ve read the question, I won’t mention any names but instead tell you my biggest typo error.

I once told a woman I thought she had a fat hole

can’t even remember what I was trying to type but that’s what my phone sent to her. So whenever I see her, she mentions her fat hole

Haha, so not a fabs friend??

Yep, was a fab woman! She’s still active on here haha

At least it wasn't a neighbour or a work colleague!!

Could you imagine?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I keep trying to explain to my phone that I never mean;

Clock

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Duck

Woah woah woah. So that thread.

Not actually about time pieces?

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Post your favorite spelling fuck ups if you care to...

I just came here to nominate TinderGirl’s tits after reading the title of the thread!!!

Now I’ve read the question, I won’t mention any names but instead tell you my biggest typo error.

I once told a woman I thought she had a fat hole

can’t even remember what I was trying to type but that’s what my phone sent to her. So whenever I see her, she mentions her fat hole

Haha, so not a fabs friend??

Yep, was a fab woman! She’s still active on here haha

At least it wasn't a neighbour or a work colleague!!

Could you imagine?

Haha!! Awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why thank you, you’re too kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggested a lovely gent might enjoy walking his clock over my toys after ducking me hard in the Arsenal… he just laughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep trying to explain to my phone that I never mean;

Clock

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Duck

Woah woah woah. So that thread.

Not actually about time pieces?

It is now

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By *ad habit to breakMan
over a year ago

Trafford.. ish

Loving your tatts.... they're soo part......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suggested a lovely gent might enjoy walking his clock over my toys after ducking me hard in the Arsenal… he just laughed

Lucky I can pick up on subtext

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

To be fair they look pretty good Op

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"The misuse of apostrophes triggers me."

Yeah, but do you have ( . )( . ) though?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

What if I'm more interested in your tits than in spelling mistakes? I mean, when I first looked at this thread, the first thing I looked at were your tits. Only after that did I discover that your thread title referenced a spelling mistake.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Lovely bangers OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh please don’t get me started with this!

Come on, join in!!

Hehe!

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

[Removed by poster at 09/06/21 14:00:45]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theiyr'e ya go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear do you live ?

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

This post is too triggering for a grammar pedantic such as myself. *teeth on edge*

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"This post is too triggering for a grammar pedantic such as myself. *teeth on edge*"

Lets see if we cant push you over the edge….

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

south west

I'm not sure what's going on here

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

East Devon and London

It’s not only the grammar, what about the typos…

Look forward to hearing from you shorty!

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"This post is too triggering for a grammar pedantic such as myself. *teeth on edge*

Lets see if we cant push you over the edge…."

Well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This post is too triggering for a grammar pedantic such as myself. *teeth on edge*

Lets see if we cant push you over the edge…."

We,can.give it's;a! good (go),?.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"This post is too triggering for a grammar pedantic such as myself. *teeth on edge*

Lets see if we cant push you over the edge….

Well done

Was it the four dots to the ellipsis?

If it’s any comfort, I had my arms out to catch you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just seen a profile with the word "freinidily" on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This post is too triggering for a grammar pedantic such as myself. *teeth on edge*"

Don’t suppose you are a member of a certain FB group dedicated to such matters?

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"This post is too triggering for a grammar pedantic such as myself. *teeth on edge*

Don’t suppose you are a member of a certain FB group dedicated to such matters?

Previously a member of 2 of them but I've left the majority of Facebook groups, now. I see enough grammar abominations on here as it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This post is too triggering for a grammar pedantic such as myself. *teeth on edge*

Lets see if we cant push you over the edge….

Well done

They’re their. Theirs no need too get upset to much about these things pacifically.

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I have just seen a profile with the word "freinidily" on it "

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By *riti PearWoman
over a year ago

Paisley

Half normal, half text speak messages trigger me.

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Their fabulouse. Id luv too kid them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your ace, love you’re pics,

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Your ace, love you’re pics, "

Arghhhhhh

Lol

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Their fabulouse. Id luv too kid them"

The feeling is mootual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Their fabulouse. Id luv too kid them

The feeling is mootual

Your right sugga tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles written entirely in lower case and without punctuation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half normal, half text speak messages trigger me.

yuv a gr8 pear

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Half normal, half text speak messages trigger me.

yuv a gr8 pear"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles written entirely in lower case and without punctuation!

I can see grammatical errors on your profile also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles written entirely in lower case and without punctuation!

I can see grammatical errors on your profile also."

Please elaborate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles written entirely in lower case and without punctuation!

I can see grammatical errors on your profile also.

Please elaborate!

One example:

We haven’t as yet met outside a club environment

We haven’t (comma) as of yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles written entirely in lower case and without punctuation!

I can see grammatical errors on your profile also.

Please elaborate!

One example:

We haven’t as yet met outside a club environment

We haven’t (comma) as of yet"

I’ll give you that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles written entirely in lower case and without punctuation!

I can see grammatical errors on your profile also.

Please elaborate!

One example:

We haven’t as yet met outside a club environment

We haven’t (comma) as of yet

I’ll give you that!

I see you like intelligent people. But, what if I tell you I’m not intelligent and noticed something you didn’t.

Ooops

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

I mustard mitt I like your (body part)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles written entirely in lower case and without punctuation!

I can see grammatical errors on your profile also.

Please elaborate!

One example:

We haven’t as yet met outside a club environment

We haven’t (comma) as of yet

I’ll give you that!

I see you like intelligent people. But, what if I tell you I’m not intelligent and noticed something you didn’t.

Ooops"

I’d say don’t do yourself down, friend.

As Dean Friedman said, “we’re not as smart as we’d like to think we are!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *haft10Man
over a year ago

Wandsworth

eveything.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

There's always one who won't play nice

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Grabs popcorn…

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Grabs popcorn…"

Surely you mean grab's popcorn, in the spirit of the thread, that is

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Grabs popcorn…

Surely you mean grab's popcorn, in the spirit of the thread, that is

I said what I meant and meant what I said!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Grabs popcorn…

Surely you mean grab's popcorn, in the spirit of the thread, that is

I said what I meant and meant what I said! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Let’s just be fiends’ is always a great one

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Guys guys please. I didn't meen people shud turn on each other. Be nice x

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Guys guys please. I didn't meen people shud turn on each other. Be nice x "

Post of the day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys guys please. I didn't meen people shud turn on each other. Be nice x "

Did i miss the #grenade?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

This was defiantly an interesting thred

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"This was defiantly an interesting thred

Lol its ever nending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People need to stop feeding the troll.

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By *iver1ukMan
over a year ago

kettering

I bet loads on here have messed up messages due to typing 1 handed whilst watching cams.

Hard to concentrate on 2 things at once lol

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By *oGDomMan
over a year ago

Vale of Glamorgan

I particularly dislike the "How's you?" messages that regularly trickle into my inbox from a seemingly never-ending number of human penises. In an attempt to sound friendly and cute they instead come across as absolute simpletons

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I particularly dislike the "How's you?" messages that regularly trickle into my inbox from a seemingly never-ending number of human penises. In an attempt to sound friendly and cute they instead come across as absolute simpletons "

Human penisis you say???

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By *oGDomMan
over a year ago

Vale of Glamorgan

Human penisis you say???

Yeah, where the profile is just a dick pic and absolutely nothing else.

It always makes me wonder if there's even a human attached to it or whether it is itself a sentient being, frustratingly flapping out messages on a keyboard in the vain hope of finding a hole to reside in

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Spelling mistakes have come in handy for me on straight dating sites. Spelling mistakes get the attention of the teaching profession who can see from the grammar that what's been written has been put together by a reasonably intelligent fella, with a reasonable command of the English language, but they have to mark it like some kiddies essay, correcting accordingly. That then prompts dialogue, which can then lead to a date. So I leave any mistakes in place, as I have said that I can possibly claim to be the only guy in the history of internet dating, and throughout the depths of cyberspace courtship who has had his end away with teachers for getting a mere 18 out of 20 for his English homework on a dating site.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Spelling mistakes have come in handy for me on straight dating sites. Spelling mistakes get the attention of the teaching profession who can see from the grammar that what's been written has been put together by a reasonably intelligent fella, with a reasonable command of the English language, but they have to mark it like some kiddies essay, correcting accordingly. That then prompts dialogue, which can then lead to a date. So I leave any mistakes in place, as I have said that I can possibly claim to be the only guy in the history of internet dating, and throughout the depths of cyberspace courtship who has had his end away with teachers for getting a mere 18 out of 20 for his English homework on a dating site. "

Sounds like a busman's holiday

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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Human penisis you say???

Yeah, where the profile is just a dick pic and absolutely nothing else.

Haha that's so true

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Has anyone mentioned your shit ?

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