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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Right you sexy creatures! I’m determined to find my trio of joy and this is my next attempt! Bring all of your very best smut!!

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can it be you?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Go on then

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

This kind of thread has been missed

Can I please be in

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Oh pfft NSP! Your flirting is back! Enjoy it, the other two will return soon.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Oh pfft NSP! Your flirting is back! Enjoy it, the other two will return soon. "

And her flirty ways has been missed

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


" Can it be you? "

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Can it be you?

Of course!"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh pfft NSP! Your flirting is back! Enjoy it, the other two will return soon. "

I'm working on it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

In please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes I’m in

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Gobby my love..... my sexy mate asked me to ask you if they can please taste your lips, as they look like they taste of strawberries and cream

My mate is an astute one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yes I’m in "

Thought you were exclusive

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Ohh why not what have I got to lose

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh yes I’m in

Thought you were exclusive "

That's for crime! Pay attention!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll play. Have dropped filters if anyone wants me to post any

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll play. Have dropped filters if anyone wants me to post any "

Well hello there

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’ll play. Have dropped filters if anyone wants me to post any

Well hello there "

Well hello. How you doin

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

NSP

My mate wants squishy boobie hugs

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP

My mate wants squishy boobie hugs "

Tell your mate come here

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

There are rules.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll play. Have dropped filters if anyone wants me to post any

Well hello there

Well hello. How you doin "

I'm doing good baby how you doin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, although I should seriously be going to sleep

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There are rules..... "

Rules are important. Without them society goes astray.

Plus people never open their damn filters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"There are rules.....

Rules are important. Without them society goes astray.

Plus people never open their damn filters!"

Meh rules shmules

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jumping in to play for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are rules.....

Rules are important. Without them society goes astray.

Plus people never open their damn filters!"

My legs are open, filters Damnit, filters are open

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Paul..... I say, Paul tat you sexy beast.

I've got a gorgeous mate who would like to know if she can come to the seaside with you? Please and thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There are rules.....

Rules are important. Without them society goes astray.

Plus people never open their damn filters!

My legs are open, filters Damnit, filters are open "

Mine are too!!

Filters. Obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are rules.....

Rules are important. Without them society goes astray.

Plus people never open their damn filters!

My legs are open, filters Damnit, filters are open

Mine are too!!

Filters. Obvs "

Snatch, errr natch

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

G’wan then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we play lol

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message from my sexy mate for Meli

For Meli.. ermm ermm I can't think of anything to say can you..ask me anything I dare ya

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

We can play posty

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Out due to the rules.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yes I’m in

Thought you were exclusive "

Not yet

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Out due to the rules..... "

Chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paul..... I say, Paul tat you sexy beast.

I've got a gorgeous mate who would like to know if she can come to the seaside with you? Please and thank you "

Please tell your friend all she has to do is ask

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There are rules.....

Rules are important. Without them society goes astray.

Plus people never open their damn filters!

My legs are open, filters Damnit, filters are open

Mine are too!!

Filters. Obvs

Snatch, errr natch "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Paul..... I say, Paul tat you sexy beast.

I've got a gorgeous mate who would like to know if she can come to the seaside with you? Please and thank you

Please tell your friend all she has to do is ask "

Ok....

Hang on....

"Oi..... my sexy mate..... Paul says ask him!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very gorgeous and sexy mate says Please tell Mr Mystique your mates back doors are STILL waiting to be smashed in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh golly looks a jolly jape and larks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"My very gorgeous and sexy mate says Please tell Mr Mystique your mates back doors are STILL waiting to be smashed in "

This is PP isn’t it

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh fallen angel you lucky lucky lady!!

One of my SEXIEST mates says

YourFallenAngel there’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off

I would seriously drop whatever you’re doing and get there now!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very sexy mate says Can you tell Meli that your mate would love to know if one of her nipples would fit down my japs eye please

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh god please bare in mind I’m just the messenger here!!

Agent Coulson

My sexy girlfriend would love to lick your shitter whilst bashing your bishop please

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mystique - you’re popular tonight, my other super gorgeous mate says her back doors are still waiting too

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

It's been a long time, but I am in.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Oh there’s a greedy girl here and she says the following:

Would you please tell Fallen Angel, Gobby, Nora and Tess that their presence is required in your mates garden

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Nora my sweet. I'm so sorry.

My handsome mate says if he tugs on one of your bum grapes hard enough is there a chance it could possibly make you cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My incredibly sexy and gorgeous mate says . tell Ranger Patrick Dalton that that hat might suit him but your mate reckons it'll look better on her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right you sexy creatures! I’m determined to find my trio of joy and this is my next attempt! Bring all of your very best smut!!

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch "
.

I’m in

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Mystique - you’re popular tonight, my other super gorgeous mate says her back doors are still waiting too

"

This one is definitely PP

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Kinkeyinkedbi

A very sexy Mate said

Oh my word I have admired you from afar as far as east lancs xx

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Oh god please bare in mind I’m just the messenger here!!

Agent Coulson

My sexy girlfriend would love to lick your shitter whilst bashing your bishop please "
an offer like that I would be a fool to refuse. Are you brave enough to pm me though that is the question

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I do enjoy playing messenger.

This one is from a very sexy friend of mine

For WestcountryDadBod - my sexy mate thinks that you’re a diamond and she's definitely taking the incentive for tomorrow.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora my sweet. I'm so sorry.

My handsome mate says if he tugs on one of your bum grapes hard enough is there a chance it could possibly make you cum "

Wanna give it a try Mr M?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blooming heck there is some wude messages going around here tonight.. I never get anything like this

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh there’s a greedy girl here and she says the following:

Would you please tell Fallen Angel, Gobby, Nora and Tess that their presence is required in your mates garden "

Well I’m in if those beauties are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in! Happy to pass on any messages

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"My very gorgeous and sexy mate says Please tell Mr Mystique your mates back doors are STILL waiting to be smashed in

This is PP isn’t it "

No!

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Gobby my love..... my sexy mate asked me to ask you if they can please taste your lips, as they look like they taste of strawberries and cream

My mate is an astute one...."

I licked my own lips reading this

I couldn’t taste much, maybe your sexy friend could help me out a little??

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message from an extremely sexy mate!

Kinky inked bi

I can’t think of anything clever to say, so FAF?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I do enjoy playing messenger.

This one is from a very sexy friend of mine

For WestcountryDadBod - my sexy mate thinks that you’re a diamond and she's definitely taking the incentive for tomorrow. "

Wow what a shame I have no idea who your sexy mate is?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tindergirl you sexy lady..... my gorgeous mate asked me to tell you.....

I want to share her Magnum next time and I fancy the ass of her

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I really can't work this one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My incredibly sexy and gorgeous mate says . tell Ranger Patrick Dalton that that hat might suit him but your mate reckons it'll look better on her

"

tell posh to get her own.

was it posh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit me (just not too hard)

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm out, it's only for the popular people.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Oh there’s a greedy girl here and she says the following:

Would you please tell Fallen Angel, Gobby, Nora and Tess that their presence is required in your mates garden "

Nothing greedy about it at all, the more the merrier I say. What fun could be had with these sexy ladies.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message from a sexy lady.

PP you definitely made my fanny flutter today

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Kinkyinkedbi you gorgeous woman

My very sexy mate says....

I’ve always wondered if you are a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm out, it's only for the popular people."

I just got one for you! Get back in ya pram!

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My incredibly sexy and gorgeous mate says . tell Ranger Patrick Dalton that that hat might suit him but your mate reckons it'll look better on her

tell posh to get her own.

was it posh? "

Posh has her own.....

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I do enjoy playing messenger.

This one is from a very sexy friend of mine

For WestcountryDadBod - my sexy mate thinks that you’re a diamond and she's definitely taking the incentive for tomorrow.

Wow what a shame I have no idea who your sexy mate is? "

Prod a little more and she might reveal herself

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I really can't work this one out "

But it's so easy! It's like secret service only everyone is a postie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NSP my off the scale annoying... Errrr sexy... Yes, definitely sexy mate says send boooooobbbiiiieeeessss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My incredibly sexy and gorgeous mate says . tell Ranger Patrick Dalton that that hat might suit him but your mate reckons it'll look better on her

tell posh to get her own.

was it posh?

Posh has her own..... "

shittttttttt. now i dunno what to say

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’m in xx

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Message from an extremely sexy mate!

Kinky inked bi

I can’t think of anything clever to say, so FAF?"

Depends who you are

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Gobby, my hunky mate has asked

Gobbychick

I find her fun , flirtsy fantastic and splendidly jolly delicious as jelly babies

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Tindergirl you sexy lady..... my gorgeous mate asked me to tell you.....

I want to share her Magnum next time and I fancy the ass of her "

Ask me nicely and I might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Message from an extremely sexy mate!

Kinky inked bi

I can’t think of anything clever to say, so FAF?

Depends who you are "

I can’t say but I would put my house on you saying yes

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Kinkyinkedbi you gorgeous woman

My very sexy mate says....

I’ve always wondered if you are a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock x"

No but it was my dream as a child to be a chicken farmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobbychick

My mate said he is ready to give you some DIY lessons to stop you from injuring yourself

He said he’ll bring the tools with him

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP my off the scale annoying... Errrr sexy... Yes, definitely sexy mate says send boooooobbbiiiieeeessss "

Does your mate by some chance live with you and wear your pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to cheat and cut out the whole postal service

It is a welsh thing we are rebels

#Annibyniaeth

To all the ladies on the thread

Every day you delught me with your wit, charm , gorgeous pictures ans friendship

To all the chaps

You my dear friends are the most splendid gents

To.PP

Thank you for being my pal buddy

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My incredibly sexy and gorgeous mate says . tell Ranger Patrick Dalton that that hat might suit him but your mate reckons it'll look better on her

tell posh to get her own.

was it posh?

Posh has her own.....

shittttttttt. now i dunno what to say"

Swap yours for mine

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Such a beautiful message from my sexy friend.

A message to Sharedow - my friend says that your words melt her. You can take her any time, anywhere, any way with them. xx

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Message from an extremely sexy mate!

Kinky inked bi

I can’t think of anything clever to say, so FAF?

Depends who you are

I can’t say but I would put my house on you saying yes "

Ooh I’m intrigued….

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I do enjoy playing messenger.

This one is from a very sexy friend of mine

For WestcountryDadBod - my sexy mate thinks that you’re a diamond and she's definitely taking the incentive for tomorrow.

Wow what a shame I have no idea who your sexy mate is?

Prod a little more and she might reveal herself

"

Ah so it’s a she.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am going to cheat and cut out the whole postal service

It is a welsh thing we are rebels

#Annibyniaeth

To all the ladies on the thread

Every day you delught me with your wit, charm , gorgeous pictures ans friendship

To all the chaps

You my dear friends are the most splendid gents

To.PP

Thank you for being my pal buddy "

Awwwww Taff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh there’s a greedy girl here and she says the following:

Would you please tell Fallen Angel, Gobby, Nora and Tess that their presence is required in your mates garden "

This sounds like a party! I wonder if they could handle us all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Ranger Patrick my sexy female friend says she’d love to suck your soul out of your bobbies helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My incredibly sexy and gorgeous mate says . tell Ranger Patrick Dalton that that hat might suit him but your mate reckons it'll look better on her

tell posh to get her own.

was it posh?

Posh has her own.....

shittttttttt. now i dunno what to say

Swap yours for mine "

nah. mine signed by country star jason aldean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ranger Patrick my sexy female friend says she’d love to suck your soul out of your bobbies helmet "

ffffffffffff. this has to be a man right!!! im suddenly a bit concerned

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My incredibly sexy and gorgeous mate says . tell Ranger Patrick Dalton that that hat might suit him but your mate reckons it'll look better on her

tell posh to get her own.

was it posh?

Posh has her own.....

shittttttttt. now i dunno what to say

Swap yours for mine

nah. mine signed by country star jason aldean"

Dammit. I'll borrow it for a while instead then.

Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am going to cheat and cut out the whole postal service

It is a welsh thing we are rebels

#Annibyniaeth

To all the ladies on the thread

Every day you delught me with your wit, charm , gorgeous pictures ans friendship

To all the chaps

You my dear friends are the most splendid gents

To.PP

Thank you for being my pal buddy

Awwwww Taff "
its the spirit of 1402 Cymru am Byth

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Tryingitout my mate says she’d love you to try out her vagina - ooo eerrr Mrs

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Taff you utter, utter legend....

My sexy mate says....

You wonderful wonderful man, always bringing joy to the forums. And on top of that you have a big willy!

She never could keep it clean

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Ranger Patrick my sexy female friend says she’d love to suck your soul out of your bobbies helmet

ffffffffffff. this has to be a man right!!! im suddenly a bit concerned "

She’s very much all woman

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

This is a direct quote from my sexy mate to a gorgeous fella....

"Tell keitonel.. get to bed, my bed please...can't guarantee you'll get much sleep though "

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Tryingitout my mate says she’d love you to try out her vagina - ooo eerrr Mrs "

Ha ha sounds like a fun evening

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Midnight my hunk of a mate says - I will love to teach her some new lessons when she’s ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taff you utter, utter legend....

My sexy mate says....

You wonderful wonderful man, always bringing joy to the forums. And on top of that you have a big willy!

She never could keep it clean "

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Midnight.

My gorgeous friend would just like to simply say Thankyou for being you .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NSP my off the scale annoying... Errrr sexy... Yes, definitely sexy mate says send boooooobbbiiiieeeessss

Does your mate by some chance live with you and wear your pants? "

So slanderous

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Tryingitout - You’re popular. My sexy female friend says ‘Can I rub my foof up and down your thighs?’

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Gobby, my hunky mate has asked

Gobbychick

I find her fun , flirtsy fantastic and splendidly jolly delicious as jelly babies"

I have a feeling I know who this mate is

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My exceedingly beautiful friend has a message for....

Kietonel... she really likes his eyebrows. They have charisma and presence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from an extremely sexy mate!

Kinky inked bi

I can’t think of anything clever to say, so FAF?

Depends who you are "

FAF

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Gobby..... you sex kitten.....

I have a gorgeous mate here who says

I (that's her) think it’s about time we (you and her) got together for boob squishes

You should! And pics or it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh there’s a greedy girl here and she says the following:

Would you please tell Fallen Angel, Gobby, Nora and Tess that their presence is required in your mates garden

This sounds like a party! I wonder if they could handle us all!"

Maybe we should find out

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP my off the scale annoying... Errrr sexy... Yes, definitely sexy mate says send boooooobbbiiiieeeessss

Does your mate by some chance live with you and wear your pants?

So accurate "

FIFY

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh there’s a greedy girl here and she says the following:

Would you please tell Fallen Angel, Gobby, Nora and Tess that their presence is required in your mates garden

This sounds like a party! I wonder if they could handle us all!

Maybe we should find out "

Sorry ladies..... but you're all coming to my garden!!

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Gobbychick

My mate said he is ready to give you some DIY lessons to stop you from injuring yourself

He said he’ll bring the tools with him "

Hahahahaha your mate promised many many more things.

Tell him to bring all his big tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a penny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Midnight my hunk of a mate says - I will love to teach her some new lessons when she’s ready"

Oh my

I'm a very good student..

Where shall we start??

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Oh gosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Midnight.

My gorgeous friend would just like to simply say Thankyou for being you . "

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

And done

I like Fallen angel. Can you message them for me please lol xxx

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Message from an extremely sexy mate!

Kinky inked bi

I can’t think of anything clever to say, so FAF?

Depends who you are

FAF "

My beautiful mate, you know it’s gonna happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh there’s a greedy girl here and she says the following:

Would you please tell Fallen Angel, Gobby, Nora and Tess that their presence is required in your mates garden

This sounds like a party! I wonder if they could handle us all!

Maybe we should find out

Sorry ladies..... but you're all coming to my garden!!"

Taxi to Devon!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sexy Taff...... I have another very sexy mate here who would like to know....

Can we get naked in the woods together and you can bend me over whilst we watch the sunset? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ranger Patrick my sexy female friend says she’d love to suck your soul out of your bobbies helmet

ffffffffffff. this has to be a man right!!! im suddenly a bit concerned

She’s very much all woman "

well pick me up off the floor.

or sit on my face

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Gobby..... you sex kitten.....

I have a gorgeous mate here who says

I (that's her) think it’s about time we (you and her) got together for boob squishes

You should! And pics or it didn't happen "

I want my first booby squishes with pictures too.

I think we should make it happen

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We are in…

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Oh there’s a greedy girl here and she says the following:

Would you please tell Fallen Angel, Gobby, Nora and Tess that their presence is required in your mates garden

This sounds like a party! I wonder if they could handle us all!

Maybe we should find out

Sorry ladies..... but you're all coming to my garden!!

Taxi to Devon!"

Fancy a small detour to mid Devon whilst you’re down here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy Taff...... I have another very sexy mate here who would like to know....

Can we get naked in the woods together and you can bend me over whilst we watch the sunset? X"
oh golly os gwelwch yn dda yes please

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

NSP - my sexy mate would like to know if there’s room for another female in your garden? X

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Oh there’s a greedy girl here and she says the following:

Would you please tell Fallen Angel, Gobby, Nora and Tess that their presence is required in your mates garden

This sounds like a party! I wonder if they could handle us all!

Maybe we should find out

Sorry ladies..... but you're all coming to my garden!!"

Party round two??

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Oh there’s a greedy girl here and she says the following:

Would you please tell Fallen Angel, Gobby, Nora and Tess that their presence is required in your mates garden

This sounds like a party! I wonder if they could handle us all!

Maybe we should find out

Sorry ladies..... but you're all coming to my garden!!

Taxi to Devon!"

Room for a little un on the way?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Gobby..... you sex kitten.....

I have a gorgeous mate here who says

I (that's her) think it’s about time we (you and her) got together for boob squishes

You should! And pics or it didn't happen

I want my first booby squishes with pictures too.

I think we should make it happen "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in.

Managing my expectations

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh there’s a greedy girl here and she says the following:

Would you please tell Fallen Angel, Gobby, Nora and Tess that their presence is required in your mates garden

This sounds like a party! I wonder if they could handle us all!

Maybe we should find out

Sorry ladies..... but you're all coming to my garden!!

Taxi to Devon!

Fancy a small detour to mid Devon whilst you’re down here "

Just come up and join us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh there’s a greedy girl here and she says the following:

Would you please tell Fallen Angel, Gobby, Nora and Tess that their presence is required in your mates garden

This sounds like a party! I wonder if they could handle us all!

Maybe we should find out

Sorry ladies..... but you're all coming to my garden!!"

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

From a very lovely flirty lady

would you tell AMC that your mate would like to know where he's been hiding and why it wasn't under her skirt

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP - my sexy mate would like to know if there’s room for another female in your garden? X"

Absolutely there is!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Oh there’s a greedy girl here and she says the following:

Would you please tell Fallen Angel, Gobby, Nora and Tess that their presence is required in your mates garden

This sounds like a party! I wonder if they could handle us all!

Maybe we should find out

Sorry ladies..... but you're all coming to my garden!!

Taxi to Devon!

Fancy a small detour to mid Devon whilst you’re down here

Just come up and join us"

Done

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh there’s a greedy girl here and she says the following:

Would you please tell Fallen Angel, Gobby, Nora and Tess that their presence is required in your mates garden

This sounds like a party! I wonder if they could handle us all!

Maybe we should find out

Sorry ladies..... but you're all coming to my garden!!

Party round two?? "

Hell yes!

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Gobby..... you sex kitten.....

I have a gorgeous mate here who says

I (that's her) think it’s about time we (you and her) got together for boob squishes

You should! And pics or it didn't happen

I want my first booby squishes with pictures too.

I think we should make it happen

"

How could anyone resist yours sexy.

I can already imagine how our booby squishes would look

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh there’s a greedy girl here and she says the following:

Would you please tell Fallen Angel, Gobby, Nora and Tess that their presence is required in your mates garden

This sounds like a party! I wonder if they could handle us all!

Maybe we should find out

Sorry ladies..... but you're all coming to my garden!!

Taxi to Devon!

Room for a little un on the way? "

Come join!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Midnight, you beaut, my sexy mate is ready to give you the tongue in out up down everywhere possible x

Oofftt I say!

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By *rOralMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Go on!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

timeforfun50 my very sexy friend says she would love to tickle your biffins bridge just as you shoot your tatty water over her titties please

Sorry. Lol

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Gobby..... you sex kitten.....

I have a gorgeous mate here who says

I (that's her) think it’s about time we (you and her) got together for boob squishes

You should! And pics or it didn't happen

I want my first booby squishes with pictures too.

I think we should make it happen

How could anyone resist yours sexy.

I can already imagine how our booby squishes would look "

I’ve gone all hot and not because of the weather

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

My gorgeous NSP this ones for you from a lovely mate of mine.

So lovely to see you back in the forums and back on form

He’s definitely right. This place never feels right without you here

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Gobby..... you sex kitten.....

I have a gorgeous mate here who says

I (that's her) think it’s about time we (you and her) got together for boob squishes

You should! And pics or it didn't happen

I want my first booby squishes with pictures too.

I think we should make it happen

How could anyone resist yours sexy.

I can already imagine how our booby squishes would look

I’ve gone all hot and not because of the weather "

Oooft I’ll help you cool down after

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

For the sexy SrOral,

My gorgeous mate says nice teeth and nice girth

And oh my.... she's not wrong.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My gorgeous NSP this ones for you from a lovely mate of mine.

So lovely to see you back in the forums and back on form

He’s definitely right. This place never feels right without you here "

Awww.... thanks both you and the mystery mate

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"My gorgeous NSP this ones for you from a lovely mate of mine.

So lovely to see you back in the forums and back on form

He’s definitely right. This place never feels right without you here

Awww.... thanks both you and the mystery mate "

I third that kiddo

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"My gorgeous NSP this ones for you from a lovely mate of mine.

So lovely to see you back in the forums and back on form

He’s definitely right. This place never feels right without you here "

Agree

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Hello!!

Message for NSP please....

My sexy mate says it is so lovely to have you back on the forum, we have missed you mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Midnight, you beaut, my sexy mate is ready to give you the tongue in out up down everywhere possible x

Oofftt I say!"

Oh my! Like the hokey kokey

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hello!!

Message for NSP please....

My sexy mate says it is so lovely to have you back on the forum, we have missed you mwah"

Ok..... y'all are gonna make me get all weepy in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello!!

Message for NSP please....

My sexy mate says it is so lovely to have you back on the forum, we have missed you mwah

Ok..... y'all are gonna make me get all weepy in a minute "

God pull yourself together woman... Like a pair of curtains

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hello!!

Message for NSP please....

My sexy mate says it is so lovely to have you back on the forum, we have missed you mwah

Ok..... y'all are gonna make me get all weepy in a minute

God pull yourself together woman... Like a pair of curtains "

Yes ma'am

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fucks sake I doze off for an hour and miss this ..

Typical

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message for NSP

Could you tell posh I fancy the ass of her and I think she is amazing #smooth

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

A message from a very very sexy pair.

Message for Nell Gwyn

Classy and elegant with beautiful eyes - we’d love to get to know you more and see what we had in common…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im out night all.

and thanks to the mystery ladies for your kind messages on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Am I too late?

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