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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

as im getting older the doctors tell me that i should be examining myself daily for lumps and unusual things below.

i have decided that this would be much better if a women did this on a regular basis.

it is also recommended that she be good with different types of oils and have the skill needed to suck the poison out until completely empty.

sadly the position is unpayed but im sure one or two or dare i say three lucky ladies would have the joy of making sure that i am ok would be worth more than any money.

please apply via my message box.

this advert was posted here as the job center refused it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unpaid you say,

hmmmmmm

what about libations, food , warm seating and places to relax.

Execise equipment.?

Hot showers and warm fluffy towels.

Us gals need these things ya know

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"[Removed by poster at 21/10/09 11:58:45]"

Unpayed!!!!!!! (unpaid actually)

Feck that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unpaid you say,

hmmmmmm

what about libations, food , warm seating and places to relax.

Execise equipment.?

Hot showers and warm fluffy towels.

Us gals need these things ya know "

oh yeah i forgot to consider that.

instead of warm seating what about a warm bed.

you could exercise with me and the shower thing sounds lovely

ROOM SERVICE drinks on way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 21/10/09 11:58:45]

Unpayed!!!!!!! (unpaid actually)

Feck that "

forgive my spelling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unpaid you say,

hmmmmmm

what about libations, food , warm seating and places to relax.

Execise equipment.?

Hot showers and warm fluffy towels.

Us gals need these things ya know

oh yeah i forgot to consider that.

instead of warm seating what about a warm bed.

you could exercise with me and the shower thing sounds lovely

ROOM SERVICE drinks on way"

Just where is cove ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unpaid you say,

hmmmmmm

what about libations, food , warm seating and places to relax.

Execise equipment.?

Hot showers and warm fluffy towels.

Us gals need these things ya know

oh yeah i forgot to consider that.

instead of warm seating what about a warm bed.

you could exercise with me and the shower thing sounds lovely

ROOM SERVICE drinks on way

Just where is cove ??? "

miles away from you sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmm thats another job i didnt get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit risky this mate, making a joke on here, you'll have the misery police on you, and aiming it at those unfortunates looking for work too, the shock of it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Health and safety states that when dealing with poisons and long snake like objects then a full environmental suit must be worn..are you providing this to the ladies free of charge or do they have to buy it themselves..lol

P.s ffs not another nut from Cove.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's Cove?

it sounds rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its down South in the countryside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OOOO sounds nice and maybe could be rude if parider there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OOOO sounds nice and maybe could be rude if parider there "

i'm holding the position open for you peaches. and any other position we may like together

get your arse down here woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"[Removed by poster at 21/10/09 11:58:45]

Unpayed!!!!!!! (unpaid actually)

Feck that

forgive my spelling.

"

I'll forgive a man anything, if he licks my fanny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 21/10/09 11:58:45]

Unpayed!!!!!!! (unpaid actually)

Feck that

forgive my spelling.

I'll forgive a man anything, if he licks my fanny! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 21/10/09 11:58:45]

Unpayed!!!!!!! (unpaid actually)

Feck that

forgive my spelling.

I'll forgive a man anything, if he licks my fanny!

"

how forward

im trying the more subtle approach

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 21/10/09 11:58:45]

Unpayed!!!!!!! (unpaid actually)

Feck that

forgive my spelling.

I'll forgive a man anything, if he licks my fanny!

how forward

im trying the more subtle approach "

oooooooohhhhhhhh things are developing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Is one to assume that the position has been filled????

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is one to assume that the position has been filled????

lol"

i said id hold the position openbut if someone is thinking of an interview

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Is one to assume that the position has been filled????

lol

i said id hold the position openbut if someone is thinking of an interview "

How long can you hold the position for????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is one to assume that the position has been filled????

lol

i said id hold the position openbut if someone is thinking of an interview

How long can you hold the position for????"

depends. your a long way dear lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Is one to assume that the position has been filled????

lol

i said id hold the position openbut if someone is thinking of an interview

How long can you hold the position for????

depends. your a long way dear lol "

i have a heavy foot specailly designed for my accellerator pedal....lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well you had better tell me when your in the area and we will make an appointment.

bring your travel bag as i will need a long time to review your performance.

i will make my decision after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats not fair, you said the position was mine and now you offering to any good looking gal.

OOOOOOO such a tease

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thats not fair, you said the position was mine and now you offering to any good looking gal.

OOOOOOO such a tease "

well i aint got all day women.and who says your not good looking?? me?? nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the commuting putting me off.

bloody trains are crap, would i need a wheelchair after.? Is there a ramp ?

i have to take all that into consideration ya know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its the commuting putting me off.

bloody trains are crap, would i need a wheelchair after.? Is there a ramp ?

i have to take all that into consideration ya know. "

wheelchair? ramp?

binned.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao

im on about after the stud from cove has finished.

pmsl...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lmao

im on about after the stud from cove has finished.

pmsl... "

of course.i'll speak to the train station in the morning about getting you there after.

care in the community maybe able to give you a lift with the oldies for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kin cheek

"rips up application"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"kin cheek

"rips up application" "

next applicant please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Grief!.

This is clearly private chat!

Guid nachten!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ull never find anyone as good as my peaches for the job matey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good Grief!.

This is clearly private chat!

Guid nachten!"

what are you on ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ull never find anyone as good as my peaches for the job matey "

yerrrr so there.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Ull never find anyone as good as my peaches for the job matey

yerrrr so there. "

i'll lend ya me car hun

If ya dont mind driving a skip, hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ull never find anyone as good as my peaches for the job matey

yerrrr so there.

i'll lend ya me car hun

If ya dont mind driving a skip, hehe"

i dunno.seemed like she didnt want the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never said that...

i just didnt wanna be lumped in with the oldies. lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never said that...

i just didnt wanna be lumped in with the oldies. lmao

"

better get your arse in gear then woman.

the audition lasts for 2 days to see if you got the x factor im looking for.

and i dont mean sodding singing ok!

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