FabSwingers.com forum: So, who has the biggest....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

clit on Fab?

Love and Peace

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

(I have no idea if that's true)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stacey's mom!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Mine is rather commendably sizeable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But are we measuring it erected ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me

(I have no idea if that's true)"

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Not me, mine is all delicate and ladylike.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me

(I have no idea if that's true)"

Photo please and I’ll tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me, mine is all delicate and ladylike."

Petals! That's what I'm calling mine now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stacey's mom!"

Nora??

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Stacey's mom!"

She certainly has it going on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine is rather commendably sizeable

This competition is open to men as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But are we measuring it erected ? "

You can measure it from your bumhole if you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not me, mine is all delicate and ladylike."

So it’s a big’un then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BRB

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Can we have them compared to sky remotes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"BRB "

OK TY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But are we measuring it erected ?

You can measure it from your bumhole if you like

Stop obsessing about my bumhole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we have them compared to sky remotes please "

I’d go for virgin remotes for clitosterousisisis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, I'm an absolute fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But are we measuring it erected ?

You can measure it from your bumhole if you like

Stop obsessing about my bumhole

It’s the holy grail. My Fab journey will be complete once I’ve seen it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Me

(I have no idea if that's true)

Photo please and I’ll tell you

I can't photograph that! I'm shy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be careful guys.

if its surrounded by grey hairs and its tongue hanging out its dead

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"be careful guys.

if its surrounded by grey hairs and its tongue hanging out its dead

You're not meant to describe mine ffs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me

(I have no idea if that's true)

Photo please and I’ll tell you

I can't photograph that! I'm shy!"

OK get someone else to photograph it then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"be careful guys.

if its surrounded by grey hairs and its tongue hanging out its dead

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Big Haroldina

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Me

(I have no idea if that's true)

Photo please and I’ll tell you

I can't photograph that! I'm shy!

OK get someone else to photograph it then

Ok.

Oi. Mystique. Come here and photograph my clit would you please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big Haroldina "

Hairy Henrietta?

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
over a year ago

Here n there

"Me

(I have no idea if that's true)

Photo please and I’ll tell you

I can't photograph that! I'm shy!

OK get someone else to photograph it then

Ok.

Oi. Mystique. Come here and photograph my clit would you please

Will it be a private viewing or do the forumites get to judge the winner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me

(I have no idea if that's true)

Photo please and I’ll tell you

I can't photograph that! I'm shy!

OK get someone else to photograph it then

Ok.

Oi. Mystique. Come here and photograph my clit would you please

I’m just digging out my tape measure

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Me

(I have no idea if that's true)

Photo please and I’ll tell you

I can't photograph that! I'm shy!

OK get someone else to photograph it then

Ok.

Oi. Mystique. Come here and photograph my clit would you please

I’m just digging out my tape measure

Good man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely definitely NOT me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, I’m back, that was fun. Was I meant to be doing something?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolutely definitely NOT me. "

I’ll be the judge of that. I need to know the length and girth please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right, I’m back, that was fun. Was I meant to be doing something?"

Did you lick the tip?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Big Haroldina

Hairy Henrietta?

Claudia Winkle-schlonnnnnnngggggg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, I’m back, that was fun. Was I meant to be doing something?

Did you lick the tip?

Was I meant to do something? I put my hands in my shorts and I got distracted

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right, I’m back, that was fun. Was I meant to be doing something?

Did you lick the tip?

Was I meant to do something? I put my hands in my shorts and I got distracted

Ooh..... want to come over and we can measure each other for the competition?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, I’m back, that was fun. Was I meant to be doing something?

Did you lick the tip?

Was I meant to do something? I put my hands in my shorts and I got distracted

Ooh..... want to come over and we can measure each other for the competition?"

What are we using? Fingers or tongues?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right, I’m back, that was fun. Was I meant to be doing something?

Did you lick the tip?

Was I meant to do something? I put my hands in my shorts and I got distracted

Ooh..... want to come over and we can measure each other for the competition?

What are we using? Fingers or tongues?"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right, I’m back, that was fun. Was I meant to be doing something?

Did you lick the tip?

Was I meant to do something? I put my hands in my shorts and I got distracted

Ooh..... want to come over and we can measure each other for the competition?

What are we using? Fingers or tongues?

Yes.

How long are your fingers and tongues?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely definitely NOT me.

I’ll be the judge of that. I need to know the length and girth please

Do you have a magnifying glass, and a caliper for very tiny measurements.

I'm all out personally.

And you might have to get me very excited for any chance of a measurement.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right, I’m back, that was fun. Was I meant to be doing something?

Did you lick the tip?

Was I meant to do something? I put my hands in my shorts and I got distracted

Ooh..... want to come over and we can measure each other for the competition?

What are we using? Fingers or tongues?

Yes.

How long are your fingers and tongues? "

We will measure those too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stacey's mom!"

Pfft. Stacy mom ain’t even really got it going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, I’m back, that was fun. Was I meant to be doing something?

Did you lick the tip?

Was I meant to do something? I put my hands in my shorts and I got distracted

Ooh..... want to come over and we can measure each other for the competition?

What are we using? Fingers or tongues?

Yes.

How long are your fingers and tongues?

We will measure those too."

With our pussies?

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Absolutely definitely NOT me. "

Maybe not but you make up for it with everything else

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right, I’m back, that was fun. Was I meant to be doing something?

Did you lick the tip?

Was I meant to do something? I put my hands in my shorts and I got distracted

Ooh..... want to come over and we can measure each other for the competition?

What are we using? Fingers or tongues?

Yes.

How long are your fingers and tongues?

We will measure those too.

With our pussies?"

Ooh good call!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolutely definitely NOT me.

I’ll be the judge of that. I need to know the length and girth please

Do you have a magnifying glass, and a caliper for very tiny measurements.

I'm all out personally.

And you might have to get me very excited for any chance of a measurement. "

In that case when I measure it, it will be mahoosive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits in corner as discussing who has biggest sugar puff x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sits in corner as discussing who has biggest sugar puff x

Some have bloody big sugar puffs then

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