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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Alan B Shepherd used a modified number 8 golf club to drive a golf ball over 2 kilometres on the moon

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Hitler used to eat eggs and porridge for breakfast and farted on the rostrum.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've shagged Jim's Mum

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I've shagged Jim's Mum

I've shagged Jim while his mum made us tea

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Most golf balls have 336 dimples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've shagged Jim's Mum

^^^ he's for the high-jump!

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By *ohnnw1Man
over a year ago

Bolton

People who work in Selfridges have no sense of humour - they get really pissy if you ask whether they sell fridges

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Most golf balls have 336 dimples

She counts dimples on golf balls for a living ^

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Bees fart

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Winchester

The Asian tiger snake is the only snake that's both venomous and poisonous

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"People who work in Selfridges have no sense of humour - they get really pissy if you ask whether they sell fridges "

Much to my disgust, they don't sell wellies in Boots either

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Most golf balls have 336 dimples

She counts dimples on golf balls for a living ^ "

Love a nice set of balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The four huge bronze lion statues in Trafalgar Square were made from the cannons captured from the Spanish and French ships at the battle of Trafalgar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most golf balls have 336 dimples

She counts dimples on golf balls for a living ^

Love a nice set of balls

Even ones with 336 dimples on them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brood X cicadas hatch every 17 years. They are loud and abonoxious

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

A sausage from NYC is the juiciest, thickest, most moorish and fulfilling sausage you will ever have

And you can’t just stop at having it once

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Most golf balls have 336 dimples

She counts dimples on golf balls for a living ^

Love a nice set of balls

Even ones with 336 dimples on them?

I’d take my time counting every one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woolley Mammoths were still in existence at the time the great pyramids were being constructed.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A group of hippos is called a bloat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A group of hippos is called a bloat

Lol! I did not know that! Every day’s a school day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A group of hippos is called a bloat

funny things you know isnt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lewis Carroll’s real name was Charles Dodgson.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

Walsall

"The four huge bronze lion statues in Trafalgar Square were made from the cannons captured from the Spanish and French ships at the battle of Trafalgar."

Three

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Woolley Mammoths were still in existence at the time the great pyramids were being constructed."

Were they called slightly hairy Mammoths when the little pyramids were being built?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woolley Mammoths were still in existence at the time the great pyramids were being constructed.

Were they called slightly hairy Mammoths when the little pyramids were being built?

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The four huge bronze lion statues in Trafalgar Square were made from the cannons captured from the Spanish and French ships at the battle of Trafalgar.

Three"

Nope. Four!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Blue whales eat half a million calories in one mouthful.

How many burgers is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner.

It’s hungry work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner.

It’s hungry work

Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner.

It’s hungry work

Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here.

*Slowly puts away his Mantis costume while whistling nonchalantly*

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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

The black widow spider also eats her mate, and has been know to chase them down if they try to escape

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner.

It’s hungry work

Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here.

*Slowly puts away his Mantis costume while whistling nonchalantly*

Your heads too nice to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a female ferret hasn’t had sex for a year she will die.

Heard this on Radio 2 once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner.

It’s hungry work

Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here.

*Slowly puts away his Mantis costume while whistling nonchalantly*

Your heads too nice to eat

Hehe!

You're assuming that I’m the male in this little made up Mantis bit of kinkery, Belle. Lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner.

It’s hungry work

Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here.

*Slowly puts away his Mantis costume while whistling nonchalantly*

Your heads too nice to eat

Hehe!

You're assuming that I’m the male in this little made up Mantis bit of kinkery, Belle. Lol "

Ohh but did I not tell you I bite back

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

Walsall

"The four huge bronze lion statues in Trafalgar Square were made from the cannons captured from the Spanish and French ships at the battle of Trafalgar.

Three

Nope. Four!

Oops, meant on my shirt....

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By *usty kayWoman
over a year ago

Burnham on Sea

"If a female ferret hasn’t had sex for a year she will die.

Heard this on Radio 2 once."

I think I have the soul of a ferret

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Wallace & Gromit still live on the moon and have integrated with the Clangers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a female ferret hasn’t had sex for a year she will die.

Heard this on Radio 2 once."

They can go all their life without sex as long as they have their Gill jab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The four huge bronze lion statues in Trafalgar Square were made from the cannons captured from the Spanish and French ships at the battle of Trafalgar.

Three

Nope. Four!

Oops, meant on my shirt....

Lol!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

[Removed by poster at 08/06/21 17:39:33]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner.

It’s hungry work

Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here.

*Slowly puts away his Mantis costume while whistling nonchalantly*

Your heads too nice to eat

Hehe!

You're assuming that I’m the male in this little made up Mantis bit of kinkery, Belle. Lol

Ohh but did I not tell you I bite back

*Growls at you*

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"[Buns Removed by poster at 08/06/21 17:39:33]"

Oh pp, I'm disappointed

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner.

It’s hungry work

Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here.

*Slowly puts away his Mantis costume while whistling nonchalantly*

Your heads too nice to eat

Hehe!

You're assuming that I’m the male in this little made up Mantis bit of kinkery, Belle. Lol

Ohh but did I not tell you I bite back

*Growls at you*

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"[Buns Removed by poster at 08/06/21 17:39:33]

Oh pp, I'm disappointed

Don't know what happened there

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Schlongolia

This thread title is misspelled

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"[Buns Removed by poster at 08/06/21 17:39:33]

Oh pp, I'm disappointed

Don't know what happened there

Anyway, who took that pic, was it your next door neighbour, or your cleaning lady?

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By *ssexPolyGentMan
over a year ago

southend

Axalotls can be forced to turn into air breathing salamanders with iodine rich foods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most golf balls have 336 dimples

Oohhh I love dimples!

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Coningsby

Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves "

I think we have a winner! Lol

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"People who work in Selfridges have no sense of humour - they get really pissy if you ask whether they sell fridges "

And is Miss Selfridge a tad frigid too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves

I think we have a winner! Lol

I think you'll find, what I said was much closer to the brief, actually!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"This thread title is misspelled "

or is it mis spelt ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're more likely to get a computer virus from visiting a religious website than a porn website!!

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Winchester

"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves

I think we have a winner! Lol

There's no universe in which ripping off your own penis can be regarded as a win

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves

I think we have a winner! Lol

There's no universe in which ripping off your own penis can be regarded as a win

Oh I don’t know….Can you imagine if this would have served as the end of the film, 300?

King Leonidas drops his helmet, spear and shield in apparent surrender before suddenly, in one last show of rampant, testosterone oozing machoism, rips off his own penis before hurling it into the face of the evil King Xerxes. Damn, that would have been awesome!

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Winchester

"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves

I think we have a winner! Lol

There's no universe in which ripping off your own penis can be regarded as a win

Oh I don’t know….Can you imagine if this would have served as the end of the film, 300?

Ok,ok..... you win Just please stop now, I was giggling so much at that I nearly wet myself

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves

I think we have a winner! Lol

There's no universe in which ripping off your own penis can be regarded as a win

Oh I don’t know….Can you imagine if this would have served as the end of the film, 300?

Ok,ok..... you win Just please stop now, I was giggling so much at that I nearly wet myself

And his final defiant line, bellowed Godlike and triumphantly, ‘THIS is Sparta!!!’

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves

I think we have a winner! Lol

There's no universe in which ripping off your own penis can be regarded as a win

Oh I don’t know….Can you imagine if this would have served as the end of the film, 300?

Ok,ok..... you win Just please stop now, I was giggling so much at that I nearly wet myself

And his final defiant line, bellowed Godlike and triumphantly, ‘THIS is Sparta!!!’

Noooooo! I'm Spartacus!

Should've gone to Specsavers (they sell hearing aids too)

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"People who work in Selfridges have no sense of humour - they get really pissy if you ask whether they sell fridges "

Hahahaha....

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Steve Wright (in the afternoon) gets his factoids from METRO, the free newspaper.

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