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"I've shagged Jim's Mum " I've shagged Jim while his mum made us tea | |||
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"Most golf balls have 336 dimples " She counts dimples on golf balls for a living ^ | |||
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"People who work in Selfridges have no sense of humour - they get really pissy if you ask whether they sell fridges " Much to my disgust, they don't sell wellies in Boots either | |||
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"Most golf balls have 336 dimples She counts dimples on golf balls for a living ^ " Love a nice set of balls | |||
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"Most golf balls have 336 dimples She counts dimples on golf balls for a living ^ Love a nice set of balls " Even ones with 336 dimples on them? | |||
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"Most golf balls have 336 dimples She counts dimples on golf balls for a living ^ Love a nice set of balls Even ones with 336 dimples on them? " I’d take my time counting every one | |||
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"A group of hippos is called a bloat " Lol! I did not know that! Every day’s a school day! | |||
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"A group of hippos is called a bloat " funny things you know isnt it | |||
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"The four huge bronze lion statues in Trafalgar Square were made from the cannons captured from the Spanish and French ships at the battle of Trafalgar." Three | |||
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"Woolley Mammoths were still in existence at the time the great pyramids were being constructed." Were they called slightly hairy Mammoths when the little pyramids were being built? | |||
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"Woolley Mammoths were still in existence at the time the great pyramids were being constructed. Were they called slightly hairy Mammoths when the little pyramids were being built? " Lol! | |||
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"The four huge bronze lion statues in Trafalgar Square were made from the cannons captured from the Spanish and French ships at the battle of Trafalgar. Three" Nope. Four! | |||
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"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner. " It’s hungry work | |||
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"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner. It’s hungry work Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here. " *Slowly puts away his Mantis costume while whistling nonchalantly* | |||
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"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner. It’s hungry work Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here. *Slowly puts away his Mantis costume while whistling nonchalantly* " Your heads too nice to eat | |||
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"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner. It’s hungry work Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here. *Slowly puts away his Mantis costume while whistling nonchalantly* Your heads too nice to eat " Hehe! You're assuming that I’m the male in this little made up Mantis bit of kinkery, Belle. Lol | |||
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"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner. It’s hungry work Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here. *Slowly puts away his Mantis costume while whistling nonchalantly* Your heads too nice to eat Hehe! You're assuming that I’m the male in this little made up Mantis bit of kinkery, Belle. Lol " Ohh but did I not tell you I bite back | |||
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"The four huge bronze lion statues in Trafalgar Square were made from the cannons captured from the Spanish and French ships at the battle of Trafalgar. Three Nope. Four!" Oops, meant on my shirt.... | |||
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"If a female ferret hasn’t had sex for a year she will die. Heard this on Radio 2 once." I think I have the soul of a ferret | |||
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"If a female ferret hasn’t had sex for a year she will die. Heard this on Radio 2 once." They can go all their life without sex as long as they have their Gill jab | |||
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"The four huge bronze lion statues in Trafalgar Square were made from the cannons captured from the Spanish and French ships at the battle of Trafalgar. Three Nope. Four! Oops, meant on my shirt.... " Lol! | |||
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"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner. It’s hungry work Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here. *Slowly puts away his Mantis costume while whistling nonchalantly* Your heads too nice to eat Hehe! You're assuming that I’m the male in this little made up Mantis bit of kinkery, Belle. Lol Ohh but did I not tell you I bite back " *Growls at you* | |||
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"[Buns Removed by poster at 08/06/21 17:39:33]" Oh pp, I'm disappointed | |||
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"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner. It’s hungry work Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here. *Slowly puts away his Mantis costume while whistling nonchalantly* Your heads too nice to eat Hehe! You're assuming that I’m the male in this little made up Mantis bit of kinkery, Belle. Lol Ohh but did I not tell you I bite back *Growls at you* " | |||
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"[Buns Removed by poster at 08/06/21 17:39:33] Oh pp, I'm disappointed " Don't know what happened there | |||
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"[Buns Removed by poster at 08/06/21 17:39:33] Oh pp, I'm disappointed Don't know what happened there " Anyway, who took that pic, was it your next door neighbour, or your cleaning lady? | |||
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"Most golf balls have 336 dimples " Oohhh I love dimples! | |||
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"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves " I think we have a winner! Lol | |||
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"People who work in Selfridges have no sense of humour - they get really pissy if you ask whether they sell fridges " And is Miss Selfridge a tad frigid too? | |||
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"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves I think we have a winner! Lol " I think you'll find, what I said was much closer to the brief, actually! | |||
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"This thread title is misspelled " or is it mis spelt ? | |||
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"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves I think we have a winner! Lol " There's no universe in which ripping off your own penis can be regarded as a win | |||
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"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves I think we have a winner! Lol There's no universe in which ripping off your own penis can be regarded as a win " Oh I don’t know….Can you imagine if this would have served as the end of the film, 300? King Leonidas drops his helmet, spear and shield in apparent surrender before suddenly, in one last show of rampant, testosterone oozing machoism, rips off his own penis before hurling it into the face of the evil King Xerxes. Damn, that would have been awesome! | |||
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"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves I think we have a winner! Lol There's no universe in which ripping off your own penis can be regarded as a win Oh I don’t know….Can you imagine if this would have served as the end of the film, 300? King Leonidas drops his helmet, spear and shield in apparent surrender before suddenly, in one last show of rampant, testosterone oozing machoism, rips off his own penis before hurling it into the face of the evil King Xerxes. Damn, that would have been awesome! " Ok,ok..... you win Just please stop now, I was giggling so much at that I nearly wet myself | |||
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"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves I think we have a winner! Lol There's no universe in which ripping off your own penis can be regarded as a win Oh I don’t know….Can you imagine if this would have served as the end of the film, 300? King Leonidas drops his helmet, spear and shield in apparent surrender before suddenly, in one last show of rampant, testosterone oozing machoism, rips off his own penis before hurling it into the face of the evil King Xerxes. Damn, that would have been awesome! Ok,ok..... you win Just please stop now, I was giggling so much at that I nearly wet myself " And his final defiant line, bellowed Godlike and triumphantly, ‘THIS is Sparta!!!’ | |||
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"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves I think we have a winner! Lol There's no universe in which ripping off your own penis can be regarded as a win Oh I don’t know….Can you imagine if this would have served as the end of the film, 300? King Leonidas drops his helmet, spear and shield in apparent surrender before suddenly, in one last show of rampant, testosterone oozing machoism, rips off his own penis before hurling it into the face of the evil King Xerxes. Damn, that would have been awesome! Ok,ok..... you win Just please stop now, I was giggling so much at that I nearly wet myself And his final defiant line, bellowed Godlike and triumphantly, ‘THIS is Sparta!!!’ " Noooooo! I'm Spartacus! Should've gone to Specsavers (they sell hearing aids too) | |||
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"People who work in Selfridges have no sense of humour - they get really pissy if you ask whether they sell fridges " Hahahaha.... | |||
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