FabSwingers.com forum: Today is one of those days I am feeling my age.

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

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There was a time when missing a night's sleep meant a few caffeine drinks and not a great deal more.... just carry on as normal.

The walk of shame this morning may as well have been an expedition across the Alps on foot carrying the feckin' elephant.

I need a nap.... quite a long nap.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I know what you mean! I had a rather energetic evening on Friday and spent yesterday nodding off and generally feeling a bit crap.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

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Youth is wasted on the young.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

with age, comes grace

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"with age, comes grace

For you maybe!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"with age, comes grace

For you maybe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think we need to live our life backwards so that i could be young now

so you need to be born old and grow young, to late ones back to back are never good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"with age, comes grace

try telling that to my falula that feels like its got a bowling ball stuffed in it after a fisting yesterday!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what the OP means!

Last time I went out to paint the town red, I took a whole day to recover.

Red wine was to blame.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"with age, comes grace

try telling that to my falula that feels like its got a bowling ball stuffed in it after a fisting yesterday!!

falula will be fine... she will rise from the flaming like a phoenix

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I don't drink now....

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

some of you 'youngsters' just cant stand the pace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Youth is wasted on the young."

I was thinking this the other day. I still wouldn't want to be young again though. I'm such a different person now I'm older. Much MUCH happier.

Hope you feel better soon. Have an afternoon nap.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

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Well I have tried my best to just stay awake and get through it but I admit defeat.... I need my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am probably going up for a snooze myself, usual Sunday afternoon snooze.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That's why Sunday is called a day of rest. Afternoon nap more than allowed. Try telling people you have one on a Wednesday and they will give you a funny look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know what the OP means!

Last time I went out to paint the town red, I took a whole day to recover.

Red wine was to blame.

Last time I painted the town red I managed two front doors and a bus stop then had to lie down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am still gallivanting out at all hours but I do feel it on a Sunday when it catches up with me.

I was at Chams til 3am Friday, had my tattoo reworked and a little fairy added my foot Sat morning, my best friends hen night last night and today I'm officially resting. I wasn't drinking at the hen night and I wore flat shoes because of the tattoo and managed to dance all night but today I will sit with legs up all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

** something to look forward to lol **

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think we need to live our life backwards so that i could be young now

so you need to be born old and grow young"

Benjamin Button styleee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's that saying?? "You're as old as the man you're feeling"

***Sticks arm out so you can be 35***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's that saying?? "You're as old as the man you're feeling"

***Sticks arm out so you can be 35***

Haha chancer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's that saying?? "You're as old as the man you're feeling"

***Sticks arm out so you can be 35***

Haha chancer!!"
someone will come along who will be younger lol

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By *rankOfileMan
over a year ago

France

"There was a time when missing a night's sleep meant a few caffeine drinks and not a great deal more.... just carry on as normal.

The walk of shame this morning may as well have been an expedition across the Alps on foot carrying the feckin' elephant.I know how you feel but you have little to worry about. wait till you get to my age.

I need a nap.... quite a long nap.

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By *rankOfileMan
over a year ago

France

you should worry wait till you get to my age x

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"What's that saying?? "You're as old as the man you're feeling"

***Sticks arm out so you can be 35***

What if it was two men?

Do I add the ages together?

Take the highest or the lowest?

Work out the average?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

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It's amazing what difference just a couple of hours sleep can make.... I can keep my eyes open for a start.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It's amazing what difference just a couple of hours sleep can make.... I can keep my eyes open for a start."
yes but can you walk in a straight line?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's amazing what difference just a couple of hours sleep can make.... I can keep my eyes open for a start.yes but can you walk in a straight line?

With respect Femme... Polos had a couple of hours sleep... Not met the second coming...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's that saying?? "You're as old as the man you're feeling"

***Sticks arm out so you can be 35***

What if it was two men?

Do I add the ages together?

Take the highest or the lowest?

Work out the average?"
if mine is lower take that, if it is higher... Take an average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as we get older the 'bouncebackability' definitely diminishes.

As bollocks as that sounds it doesn't contain my word of the week

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

I'll sleep when I'm dead and have more time on my hands

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"What's that saying?? "You're as old as the man you're feeling"

***Sticks arm out so you can be 35***

What if it was two men?

Do I add the ages together?

Take the highest or the lowest?

Work out the average? if mine is lower take that, if it is higher... Take an average

Good call.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"as we get older the 'bouncebackability' definitely diminishes.

As bollocks as that sounds it doesn't contain my word of the week"

That made me chuckle.......... oh the suspicions lol

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

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Good call."

I meant to add.... I just need to find me three 31 year olds.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It's amazing what difference just a couple of hours sleep can make.... I can keep my eyes open for a start.yes but can you walk in a straight line?

With respect Femme... Polos had a couple of hours sleep... Not met the second coming...

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with respect..how the feck do you know?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"It's amazing what difference just a couple of hours sleep can make.... I can keep my eyes open for a start.yes but can you walk in a straight line?

With respect Femme... Polos had a couple of hours sleep... Not met the second coming...

with respect..how the feck do you know?

Ignore him Femme, he knows nothing......... there were a lot more than two cummmings.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It's amazing what difference just a couple of hours sleep can make.... I can keep my eyes open for a start.yes but can you walk in a straight line?

With respect Femme... Polos had a couple of hours sleep... Not met the second coming...

with respect..how the feck do you know?

Ignore him Femme, he knows nothing......... there were a lot more than two cummmings."
i wouldnt expect anything less

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am not feeling my age today as I am so chilled and have been reading people's rants about the smallest things...

and thinking good god !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Ignore him Femme, he knows nothing......... there were a lot more than two cummmings.i wouldnt expect anything less

And you can still Walk the Line....

But what about the Ring of Fire...;-);-)

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

" Ignore him Femme, he knows nothing......... there were a lot more than two cummmings.i wouldnt expect anything less

And you can still Walk the Line....

But what about the Ring of Fire...;-);-)"

That's OK.... I didn't take it up the arse last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mind is willing, the body is weak, that's how I feel from time to time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never felt my vage but i do scratch my balls a lot.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i'm not feeling anybody my age(wank exemption),old bastards.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"with age, comes grace

try telling that to my falula that feels like its got a bowling ball stuffed in it after a fisting yesterday!!

Shhhhhhh, nobody is supposed to actually like fisting, remember?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I have never felt my vage but i do scratch my balls a lot.

I could help you and we could have some sexy times together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never felt my vage but i do scratch my balls a lot.

I could help you and we could have some sexy times together

Too right Im well up for a bit of mutual scratching

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I have never felt my vage but i do scratch my balls a lot.

I could help you and we could have some sexy times together

Too right Im well up for a bit of mutual scratching

mmmm I love getting my itch scratched ... even better from a hot hunk like you babes xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never felt my vage but i do scratch my balls a lot.

I could help you and we could have some sexy times together

Too right Im well up for a bit of mutual scratching

mmmm I love getting my itch scratched ... even better from a hot hunk like you babes xxx"

I do a good scratch! Clean nails and manicured by Beryl on the high street so Im no scuffer that you can be sure on. How big is your itch btw?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I have never felt my vage but i do scratch my balls a lot.

I could help you and we could have some sexy times together

Too right Im well up for a bit of mutual scratching

mmmm I love getting my itch scratched ... even better from a hot hunk like you babes xxx

I do a good scratch! Clean nails and manicured by Beryl on the high street so Im no scuffer that you can be sure on. How big is your itch btw?

Yes I am clean and tidy also and do like that in my men friends. I can itch for as long as you can scatch..... with those big strong fingers

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